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February 2013

Players

Nick Adam - Is spending most of the season on the bench, but can't complain too much as he's played 7(11) games so far and scored 4 goals for Roma.

Bakra - Is having a very good season with Feyenoord so far with 19 games played and 13 goals scored. For some reason he knows Dutch, Arabic and Dutch(basic), something wrong there.

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - Is having a good first season in Holland with 19(1) games played and 12 goals scored for NAC. Is enjoying playing for the club.

Rocky Brittus - Rocky has returned from his ankle injury and scored 2 more goals in 5 games. Hopefully he'll have no more problems and will score plenty more.

Chopper - Ended his 2nd season with 15 goals over 25(5) games and has 3 in 2 already in the new season. Is out for 3 weeks with a thigh strain. Made his first appearance for the Chile first team. Colo Colo finished 2nd in the Close season.

Matthew Cooper - Might be surprised to have played 11(4) games and scored 9 goals for the Fulham first team, but he is only 1 of 3 strikers. Is recovering from a back strain and should return in 2 days.

Josh Crane - Josh is having another great season and has already surpassed last seasons tally with 24 goals in 27 games for TNS. Better watch out though as QPR are interested in him.

Whoopski Deeski - Just 2(3) games played for Whoopski and 1 goal scored for his new club. Is listed for loan. Has made his Bulgaria Debut against Italy without a goal, but scored 3 goals in 2 other games.

Edmond Doustourian - Unfortunately still no games played or any goals. Will be glad to move to Ukraine come June as he might actually play and get some more goals.

Jimmy Eastwood - Has played 7(3) games for the PSV first team and scored 7 goals. But he is unhappy at not getting first team football and has made it public that he wants to leave the club.

Simone Finke - Has played 1(3) games for Napoli and got his first goal for the club in the last game of the Champions League group stage. Is another unhappy player and wants first team football. Labelled the next Mario Gomez.

Ben Goldsmith - Is getting plenty of games but not getting many goals, but he shouldn't be too disappointed with 9 in 23 in the Premier League. England U19 manager Noel Blake is in his favourites.

Alejandro Hernandez - Is having a good season again despite the change in leagues. He has 13 goals so far from 21 games and is now worth £10m. Xerez are doing well too, currently sitting in 8th place.

Jack Jacobs - Jack is still playing well for NEC and is currently on 14 goals from 22 games. Is the current top scorer in the Eredivisie, but only 1 goal ahead of Bakra.

Arie Kanarie - Carried on his good form since moving to Holland and is now on 15 goals from 26 games for last seasons champions Groningen. Is enjoying playing for the club.

Igor Kesina - Has been playing in the first team mainly this season but hasn't been able to find the net much, just 1 goal from 7(8) appearances. Honoured to be at the same club as Eden Hazard.

David Le Soire - Is having a fantastic season and has scored more than last season already with 20 goals scored in 28 games for Zurich. Would rather play for France than England at this moment.

Aidan LFC - Played 3(5) and scored 1 after his 3 months out before breaking his arm in December. Has around 4 days until he recovers and can start sitting on the Bolton bench again.

Long Tym Toon Jr. - Has been in great form since Aidan left and probably isn't looking forward to leaving in June. 20 goals scored from 26(1) games for Darlington so far this season.

Jason McIllmurray Jr. - Scored 13 goals in 17 games for Portadown before being picked up by Marseille for a bargain £550k. No games for his new club yet though. Has scored over 50 goals.

Josh McLachlan - Hasn't had much luck this season with a 2 injuries keeping him out, spent 7 weeks out with a lower back stress fracture and 6 weeks with his current dislocated shoulder, 3 more weeks out. Scored 7 in 10(2) before his injuries.

Silvio Mella - Has only played 5(4) games for the first team this season so far and scored 3 goals. Made his debut for Malta without a goal, but has now played 4 and got his first and only goal against Italy.

Des Morgan - Hasn't been given a chance in the first team yet but has scored 7 in 12 non-competitive games so far. Is listed for loan, but no teams are interested. Is being tutored by a senior player. Seems to be picking England over Jamaica.

Jamie O'Connor - Jamie is currently unhappy at Spurs because he isn't getting first team football, he is listed for loan though. He has scored his first goal for Spurs though in a cup game.

Kwesi Owusu - Just 2 sub appearances for the first team with no goals scored. He is still listed for loan and M.Tel Aviv and Siena are interested in signing him, although it'll probably be next season now.

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - What a difference to last time, he's now on 12 goals from 20 games for Atlas and has started following his fathers footsteps into the national side. He's played 9 games already and scored 8 for Jamaica, helping them win the Caribbean Championship.

Aleksander Radakovic - Has finally scored his first career goals, he's scored twice in in 5(3) games for his new club. Is currently learning from one of the best, Miroslav Klose.

Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - Played 20 games and scored 7 goals for Leeds before fracturing his skull. He's already spent 6 weeks out with his injury and has another 5-7 weeks to go until he can start scoring again.

Jack Ripper - Will be surprised to have moved from Wales to Spain to play for Barcelona. He's already may 4(2) appearances with 4 goals scored. He scored a hat-trick in the Spanish Cup semi final first leg, hopefully impressing his manager enough for more starts.

Mathew Schneider - Has finally got himself some goals for B.Jerusalem. 4 goals scored in 5 starts for his club. Will be leaving the club come June though, so hopefully he can get a few more before his big move.

Stuart Shaw - Stuart stayed with Aberdeen over the January Transfer window, but he'll be leaving for Everton at the end of the season. He's in great form for Aberdeen with 25 goals scored in 31(1) appearances.

Murt Shepard - Hasn't got the best of goals to game ratio, but at least he is getting some goals. 31 games played for Reading and 10 goals scored. Spurs and West Brom are interested in the Irish striker.

Cristian Sirera - Ended his 2nd season with Chicago with 18 goals from 29 games. Chicago finished 4th in the Eastern Conference but lost in the Western Conference play-off semi-final.

Tom Skull - Has made his first full start for Man City, but that's all, just 3 other sub appearances all season. He has scored his first goal for the club though. Is currently learning from either Edin Dzeko or Sergio Aguero.

Mario Spehar - A much better season this time round with 17 goals scored in 22 games for Hajduk. Mario made his Croatia debut against Ghana without a goal, but in his 2nd game against Canada, he got a hat-trick.

Jordan Swinburn - Jordan is another unhappy youngster with no games being played at all for Napoli. Is still on loan but not looking like moving anytime soon. Is now the only player without a first career goal.

The Mad Scot - Is having a great season for Celtic with 21 goals scored already from 28(3) games. Celtic are still in with a chance to win 4 competitions, so plenty more goals could be coming.

Thomas Weir - Thomas hasn't let the arrival of Josh McLachlan bother him as he's scored 17 goals in 24(1) games already this season. Unlike Celtic, Rangers can only win 3 competitions, still enough for plenty of goals though.

White Widow - A great first season so far with Lorient. He's scored 16 goals in 25 games for his new club. Has also made his Bahamas debut without a goal, but did score 8 goals in his next 7 appearances for his country.

Feliciano Zambrano Teles - Is in the Atletico u19s, but is still making appearances for Atletico B and has 9 goals so far from 10 games. Has made 3(2) appearances for the first team as well and scored 1 goal.

Wanted

Josh Crane - QPR

Kwesi Owusu - M.Tel Aviv and Siena (Loan)

Murt Shephard - Spurs and West Brom

Transfer

Jason McIllmurray - Portadown to Marseille for £550k

Jack Ripper - Cardiff to Barcelona for £2.5m

Stuart Shaw - Aberdeen to Everton for Free

Goals

Jason McIllmurray Jr.    55
Matthew Cooper           45
Josh Crane               44
Stuart Shaw              44
White Widow              43
Ben Goldsmith            41
Jack Jacobs              41
Alejandro Hernandez      38
David Le Soire           37
Thomas Weir              37
Arie Kanarie             36**
Jimmio Bowmanaggio       34
Long Tym Toon Jr.        33
Josh McLachlan           33
Cristian Sirera          32**
The Mad Scot             31
Mario Spehar             29
Feliciano Zambrano Teles 28
Rocky Brittus            27
Jack Ripper              25
Aidan LFC                22
Chopper                  22*
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell  21
Bakra                    20
Jamie O'Connor           19
Nick Adam                18
Whoopski Deeski          18
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr.      18
Murt Shepard             17
Edmond Doustourian       16
Simone Finke             13
Des Morgan               13
Silvio Mella             12
Jimmy Eastwood            9
Igor Kesina               7
Kwesi Owusu               7
Tom Skull                 7
Mathew Schneider          4 
Aleksander Radakovic      2  
Jordan Swinburn           0

**7 Goals before the game started.

*2 Goals before the game started.

Great to see the players scoring so many so early on. Could someone reach 1000 goals? and now that Jason McIllmurray has left Portadown, will others overtake him by the end of the season?

It's a shame in the biographies it doesn't say anything about the first club the players were at.

Also does anybody know why i can't see who is tutoring who? i just have to guess by looking at who is tutoring and who is learning.

And lastly i should have the end of season update done tonight, but family are visiting so it could be the morning.

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Happy to see that I'm doing well in the Dutch league. Speaking of scoring in the big(ger) leagues, is it at all feasible (and desirable) to use multipliers in accordance with the level of the league?

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Happy to see that I'm doing well in the Dutch league. Speaking of scoring in the big(ger) leagues, is it at all feasible (and desirable) to use multipliers in accordance with the level of the league?

I second that as I too are scoring shed loads in Holland.

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Just noticed something very strange. A Regen came through the Fulham team and is called Shane Cooper and he just happens to be in Matthew Coopers favourites and vice versa.

Now, the age difference is just wrong if it was a son, possibly a brother? or just a coincidence?

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End of season 2012/13

Players

Nick Adam - Nick ended his first season with Roma with 7 goals from 11(20) games. Roma were disappointing all season and were also relegated, finishing in 17th place, staying up only on goal difference.

Bakra - Bakra had a very good season with Feyenoord with 18 goals scored over 35(1) games. Feyenoord finished 5th in the league, but missed out on europe via the play-offs. They were also Dutch Cup semi-finalists.

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - A good first season in Holland for Jimmio with 21 goals scored in 30(2) games for NAC. Jimmio was named top scorer in the Eredivisie. NAC finished 9th in the league.

Rocky Brittus - Rocky spent some time out injured and ended up with 9 goals from 19(4) games for Vitesse. Vitesse struggled most of the season, but managed to finish 12th in the league.

Chopper - Chopper is having a good season so far and is on 8 goals already from 10(4) games. Colo Colo reached the Opening Stage play-offs but were knocked out in the semi-final. Closing stage is just about to start.

Matthew Cooper - A great season for Matthew considering the move from bottom league to the top league. 15 goals in 25(5) games overall, which takes him over 50 career goals. Fulham finished 9th in the league.

Josh Crane - Another great season in Wales with 29 goals scored in 37 games for TNS, leaving him needing 1 goal for 50 career goals. TNS finished 2nd in the league and won the Welsh Cup.

Whoopski Deeski - Just 1 goal for Liverpool all season and 3 for Bulgaria. Has been very impressive in non-competitive games though with 36 in 27(4) games. Liverpool finished 4th in the Premier League. Is out for up to 9 days with a hip injury.

Edmond Doustourian - As expected, no games or goals for Pyunik this season. Will be happy to know he's now off to Ukraine to play for Dnipro, where he'll hopefully get plenty of games.

Jimmy Eastwood - Jimmy didn't get too many games for PSV but impressed when he did get a chance with 7 goals from 7(3) games all season. PSV finished 2nd in the league and were Dutch Cup winners.

Simone Finke - No more goals for Simone and he ends the season with just the 1 goal. Needs to go on loan really if he's to get more chances. Napoli retained the league title but only by 2 points.

Ben Goldsmith - A good first season in the Premier League for Ben with 13 goals scored in 34(1) games. Unfortunately he'll be playing Championship football next season as Bristol were relegated, finishing 18th.

Alejandro Hernandez - A very good season at a higher level. Alejandro scored 22 goals all season in 38(1) games. Needs 3 goals for 50 career goals. Xerez had a good season, finishing in 10th place.

Jack Jacobs - Jack had another good season in Holland with 20 goals scored in 32(3) games for NEC and is another player close to 50 career goals. NEC finished 10th in the league. West Brom are interested in signing him.

Arie Kanarie - A great first season in Holland for Arie with 20 goals scored in 35 games. Is currently injured with a torn calf and won't return for up to 7 weeks. Groningen finished 7th in the league.

Igor Kesina - Played more games than last season, so a positive for sure, but he's unhappy and wants more games. 5 goals scored in 11(10) games for the first team this season. Lille finished 11th in the league.

David Le Soire - Fantastic season for David with 31 goals scored over 43 games. 23 of his goals came in the league but he ended up joint top scorer. Zurich however did win the Swiss Super League.

Aidan LFC - Not too many games for Aidan at his new club, but will be pleased to have actually played some. 9(9) games overall with 4 goals scored. Bolton finished 15th in the Premier League.

Long Tym Toon Jr. - A very good season for Long Tym Toon Jr. with 31 goals scored in 38(1) games for Darlington. Will be disappointed to leave the club now, but hopefully he can carry on in the Turkish League. Darlo finished 14th.

Jason McIllmurray Jr. - Probably didn't expect to get many games but ended up playing 6(3) games for the first team and scored 3 goals. Marseille finished 2nd in the league and won the Europa League and Coupe de la Liga.

Josh McLachlan - A pretty good first season for Josh with 11 goals scored in 17(6) games for Rangers and got his first Scotland cap too. Rangers won the Scottish Premier League and the Scottish Cup.

Silvio Mella - Silvio played 11(12) games for PSG and scored 11 goals for his club. PSG finished 3rd in the league and were also Europa League semi-finalists. Optimistic about his future at the club.

Des Morgan - Des hasn't had a good season really with no first team games being played at all. Played 21 non-competitive games though and scored 13 goals. Hopefully more to come next season. Genoa finished 10th in Serie A.

Jamie O'Connor - Just the 1 goal all season for Jamie from 1(2) appearances for the first team. Played very well in the Reserves and u18s though with 33 scored in 19(4). Spurs finished 6th in the league.

Kwesi Owusu - No goals from just 3 sub appearances this season. But has impressed for the reserves and youth team with 39 goals in 34(10) games. Has a sprained ankle, but will return in a day. Chelsea finished 5th in the league.

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - A very good season for the young Jamaican. 16 goals scored for the first team in 31 games as Atlas finish 15th in the Closing Stage. Scored 11 goals in 12 games for Jamaica.

Aleksander Radakovic - 7(7) games played for Lazio and 4 goals scored. Maybe he'd have got more but broke his toe towards the end of the season, will return in 5 weeks. Lazio finished 8th in Serie A.

Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - A good season for Leeds with 12 goals scored in 28 games, did spend some time out with a fractured skull though. Leeds finished 9th in the Championship. Monaco and Toulouse are interested.

Jack Ripper - Jack probably didn't expect to be playing much for Barcelona, nevermind scoring. He got 7 goals overall from 9(7) games. Barcelona won the league and Champions League and were Spanish Cup runners up.

Mathew Schneider - His last season with B.Jerusalem is a good one, 11 goals scored from 18 games, but it's too late now, he's off to Lyon in a weeks time. B.Jerusalem finished 8th in the League.

Stuart Shaw - A very good last season for Stuart with 34 goals scored for Aberdeen from 45(1) games. Is just 5 goals behind the leader now. Will move to Everton very soon. Aberdeen finished 8th in the league.

Murt Shepard - Not the best of season for Murt or for Reading. Just 13 goals scored from 43 games played and Reading found themselves finishing bottom of the Championship, getting relegated to League One.

Cristian Sirera - Playing well this season for Chicago with 10 goals in 13 games as he looks to pass last years total of 18 goals. Is currently enjoying playing for the club.

Tom Skull - Tom played 3(4) games for the first team this season and scored 1 goal. Played really well in non-competitive games with 30 goals in 19(9) games. Man City won the Premier League.

Mario Spehar - Very good season for Mario with 18 goals scored in 24 games. Having been given games for Croatia, Slaven Bilic is in his favoured personnel. Hajduk won the league.

Jordan Swinburn - Still no goals for Jordan but will hope that his manager noticed his performances in the reserves and u20s with 20 goals in 20(2) games. Napoli won Serie A.

The Mad Scot - Brilliant season for The Mad Scot with 28 goals scored all season from 45(4) games. Celtic couldn't win the league and finished in 2nd place and were League Cup runners up.

Thomas Weir - Another good season from Thomas with 24 goals scored in 34(2) games for Rangers. Rangers won the Scottish Premier League and were also Scottish Cup winners.

White Widow - Great first season in France with 24 goals scored from 41 games as well as scoring 8 goals in 8 games for his country. His goals help Lorient overachieve and finish in 4th place.

Feliciano Zambrano Teles - 1 goal scored for the first team in 1(3) games and 9 goals scored in 10 for the B team. Is touted as the next Julio Salinas. Atletico finished 9th in the league.

Wanted

Jack Jacobs - West Brom

Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - Monaco and Toulouse

Murt Shepard - Newcastle

Goals

Jason McIllmurray Jr.    58
Stuart Shaw              53
Matthew Cooper           51
White Widow              51
Josh Crane               49
David Le Soire           48
Alejandro Hernandez      47
Jack Jacobs              47
Ben Goldsmith            45
Thomas Weir              44
Jimmio Bowmanaggio       43
Long Tym Toon Jr.        42
Cristian Sirera          42**
Arie Kanarie             41**
The Mad Scot             38
Josh McLachlan           36
Rocky Brittus            30
Mario Spehar             30
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell  28
Jack Ripper              28
Feliciano Zambrano Teles 28
Chopper                  27*
Aidan LFC                25
Bakra                    25
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr.      23
Nick Adam                21
Silvio Mella             20
Murt Shepard             20
Jamie O'Connor           19
Whoopski Deeski          18
Edmond Doustourian       16
Simone Finke             13
Des Morgan               13
Igor Kesina              11
Mathew Schneider         11
Jimmy Eastwood            9
Kwesi Owusu               7
Tom Skull                 7 
Aleksander Radakovic      4  
Jordan Swinburn           0

**7 Goals before the game started.

*2 Goals before the game started.

Awards and other competitions update tomorrow.

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Happy New Year all. Now that I'm back to work I can start keeping up to date with this.

Pretty good start for Chopper, and he's looking like a good player already. Hopefully I'll stay at Colo Colo for a few seasons and get some regular first team action!

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30 in 28 non competitive games but it doesn't count! Can't Mancini see sense and play me?!

Mancini can't play you :p Guus Hiddink took over in November 2011.

I am the greatest reserves striker in the world!!! Sadly it doesn't count for a darn thing.

Yeah, but it does show you can score at a lower level of football, if only Chelsea got relegated :p

Damn, shame that I tore that calf muscle :( 17 and earning 13,750k a week, not bad :lol:

Check out how much Cristian Sirera is earning at 17 :|

Awesome updates man. Great season playing for a relatively big club like Feyenoord.

Weird that I am learning dutch again:P must be a bug but looks like an innocent bug.

Yeah must be, not worth mentioning really, as i doubt it crops up much

Need to get away from Napoli or hope they sell one of their big stars and give me a shot. 1 goal all season is terrible.

that's the only problem with starting at/moving to big clubs early, they generally won't give you much game time. But they also like to sign young players who eventually get better.

Going totally the wrong way lol.

It could be a good thing though, might scored loads in League One if you stay there.

Going to start holidaying now, as i've nothing else to do today.

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Awards

Bakra - Feyenoord Fans Player of the Year

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - Eredivisie Top Goalscorer and NAC Fans Player of the Year

Chopper - Chilean Young Player of the Year

Josh Crane - Welsh League Top Goalscorer and TNS Fans Player of the Year

Alejandro Hernandez - Xerez Fans Player of the Year

Jack Jacobs - Holland Young Player of the Year

Arie Kanarie - Eredivisie Runner up Signing of the Season, Groningen Fans Player of the Season

Josh McLachlan - SPL Runner up Signing of the Season

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - Atlast Fans Player of the Season

Stuart Shaw - SPL Top Goalscorer

Cristian Sirera - Chicago Fire Fans Player of the Season

Mario Spehar - Croatian Young Player of the Year

Thomas Weir - Rangers Fans Player of the Year

White Widow - Ligue 1 Signing of the Season and Most Promising Player in the French season.

Other Competitions

African Champions League - ES Tunis

African Nations - Mali

Asian Champions League - Seongnam

Club World Championship - Barcelona

Confederations Cup- Spain

Copa Libertadores - Cerro Porteno

Copa Sudamericana - Atletico Mineiro

East Asian Championship - Japan

European Champions League - Barcelona

Europa League - Marseille

European u19 Champions League - Partizan u19

North American Champions League - LA Galaxy

O-League - Auckland City

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Euro u19 Championship - Winners = Italy

England u19

Des Morgan - 3 Games 1 Goal

Jamie O'Connor - 3 Games 4 Goals

Holland u19

Arie Kanarie - 3 Games 1 Goal

Euro u21 Championship - Winners = Germany

Croatia u21

Igor Kesina - 4 Games 2 Goals

Mario Spehar - 4 Games 4 Goals

England u21

Matthew Cooper - 2(1) Games 4 Goals

Ben Goldsmith - 3 Games 2 Goals

Jack Jacobs - 5 Games 3 Goals

France u21

David Le Soire - 3 Games 1 Goal

Israel u21

Mathew Schneider - 3 Games 3 Goals

Italy u21

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - 2(1) Games 2 Goals

Spain u21

Alejandro Hernandez - 4 Games 2 Goals

Feliciano Zambrano Teles - 0(3) Games 0 Goals

Despite plenty of players being able to go to the U20 World Cup, only Feliciano Zambrano Teles is going with Spain

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Awards

Arie Kanarie - Eredivisie Runner up Signing of the Season, Groningen Fans Player of the Season

:D

But if Jimmio Bowmanaggio is topscorer and not the signing of the season, who the hell is?

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:D

But if Jimmio Bowmanaggio is topscorer and not the signing of the season, who the hell is?

He probably should have got it really, with his ratings too, but it was given to Samuel Armenteros from Heracles to FC Twente for £1.1m. 18 goals in 27(3), 2 assists, 3 MOM and avg rating of 7.08.

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McIllmurray looking decent for his first season at OM. Surely he'll be knocked off from the top if other people won't get transfered to bigger clubs :) The aim should be to get 20+ apps with 10+ goals and maybe a national call up as well.

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