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February 2018

Players

Nick Adam - Nick played 17(3) games for Roma, scoring 7 goals for them before leaving Italy for France. He joined up with Marseille and he's played 6 and scored 2 for them so far. He's also scored 1 in 2 for Australia.

Bakra - Bakra has been in pretty good form so far this season and the 1 injury he's had was only 10 days with a sprained wrist. He's played 22 for Feyenoord and scored 16 goals. He's also got himself 2 more goals for Holland.

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - Jimmio has been playing well for Porto in his 4th season with them. He's scored 12 goals so far in 19 games and has also got 3 in 5 for Italy. He is enjoying playing for the club.

Rocky Brittus - Rocky is playing ok for Vitesse at the moment with 8 goals scored in 19 games so far this season. He's decided to pick Holland over USA and England and has made a sub appearance for them without a goal.

Chopper - Chopper is doing better than last season already with 25(3) games played for Shakhtar and 14 goals scored. He is enjoying playing for the club and also has 4 goals in 6 games for Chile too. Is now over 100 goals.

Matthew Cooper - Matthew left Fulham and joined Arsenal and has so far been doing quite well. He's played 22 goals for the club and scored 11 goals. He's also been picked for England and has 4 caps now with 1 goal against S.Korea.

Josh Crane - Josh seems to have fit in fairly well at Inter with 17 games played so far and 10 goals being scored. Unfortunately right now he has a double hernia and won't return for up to 4 weeks.

Whoopski Deeski - Still at Liverpool but actually playing some games. He's played 8(5) so far and got himself 7 goals as well as 2 goals in 7 for Bulgaria. He's 3 goals away from his first landmark, 50 goals.

Edmond Doustourian - Not doing too well really and has only spent 4 weeks out with injury. He's played 19 games for Dnipro and got himself 11 goals. It seems an Egyptian regen has come in and stole his place.

Jimmy Eastwood - Jimmy is doing ok for PSV with 19(1) games played and 11 goals for the club. He's spent 5 weeks out too with a sports hernia. He, like Rocky has picked Holland over England and he's played 1 and scored 1 against Cyprus.

Simone Finke - Simone has finally realised he won't be playing for Napoli much and is leaving at the end of the season on a free transfer. He's scored 2 goals this season in 1(5) games and unfortunately is now at the bottom.

Ben Goldsmith - Ben is playing fairly well for Sampdoria but he's had a repeat injury with a torn groin muscle for 5 weeks. He's played 21 this season and got himself 13 goals. Is enjoying playing for the club.

Alejandro Hernandez - Hasn't been playing as often as usual and has had no injuries either. He's played 19 games for Xerez so far with 11 goals. He is still enjoying playing for the club anyway and is till tutoring someone.

Jack Jacobs - Jack hasn't been doing too bad, however he is still considering his options, despite enjoying playing for the club. He's played 24 games for the club and got himself 12 goals this season.

Arie Kanarie - So unfortunate for Arie. He tore a knee ligament in October and spent 2 months out and then returned and in January he broke his leg and will spend 4-5 months out of action now. He has scored 9 in 12(2) for Arsenal this season though.

Igor Kesina - Igor is playing plenty of games but is struggling to find the net with just 6 goals in 26 appearances. He's spent the last 3 weeks out with a broken arm and has 3 more weeks to go until he can return.

David Le Soire - Is playing better than last season already, but he is unhappy and wants to leave the club. He's scored 22 goals so far in 30 appearances and got 2 goals for France too. He has now scored over 200 career goals.

Aidan LFC - Aidan is still with Bolton and he's played 18 games so far and got 13 goals. Unfortunately he's torn a calf muscle and has spent 2 weeks out and has another 3 months on the sidelines.

Long Tym Toon Jr. - Isn't really having the best of seasons at his new club with just 6 goals scored in 15 games. He has been in great form for South Korea though, scoring 10 goals in the last 8 games.

Jason McIllmurray Jr. - Jason spent some time on trial at Arsenal and then he was signed by german side Dortmund in October. He's played 10 games for the club so far and got himself 7 goals. He's scored 6 since last time for N.Ireland too(i think).

Josh McLachlan - Josh is having a good season for Rangers, scoring 20 goals in 26 games. His poor record for Scotland continues too with just 5 goals in 28 games. He is currently out for 5-7 weeks with a broken ankle.

Silvio Mella - Silvio isn't doing too badly and has scored 13 goals in 26 games for the club. He has 2 goals in 3 for Malta too. He is enjoying playing for the club. He needs 2 more goals to reach 150 career goals.

Des Morgan - Des has played 17 games for Genoa so far this season and has scored 5 goals, not too great. He's spent 5 weeks out too this season with fractured cheekbone. Genoa are struggling and could even end up relegated.

Jamie O'Connor - Jamie is playing more often this season, but isn't really a first team player. He's played 12(6) games so far and scored 10 goals, taking him over 50 career goals. He is optimistic about his future at the club.

Kwesi Owusu - Kwesi seems to be a first team player now at Chelsea and has got himself 19 goals in 25(5) games so far this season. He's also got himself 2 in 3 for Nigeria. He is enjoying playing for the club.

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - Hasn't been playing too often, but that could be because of his 3 month injury earlier in the season. He's played 14 games for Atlas and scored 8 and has 5 in 8 for Jamaica. Atlas won the Opening Stage.

Aleksander Radakovic - Is struggling this season for goals with just 4 in 18 games. He is unhappy at the club and want's to leave for a bigger one. He's scored 3 in 5 for Serbia lately too. He is playing often, but not taking his chances.

Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - Bjorgvin is another player with a torn calf and he's spent the last 2 months out and has another 5-7 weeks left. He played 13(1) games for Stoke and got 7 goals before his injury. He got 6 goals for Iceland lately too, his first coming against San Marino.

Jack Ripper - Jack has played 18(4) games for Barcelona so far this season and scored 11 goals. He has made just 1 sub appearance for England though, without a goal. He is 2 goals away from 150 career goals.

Mathew Schneider - Mathew isn't doing quite as well as last season at this stage, but still has 13 goals in 27 games for Valencia. He has 3 in 6 for Israel too. He is enjoying playing for the club and is now on exactly 150 career goals.

Stuart Shaw - Stuart is having a good season for Everton again with 21 scored so far in 29 games, as well as just 1 in 7 for Scotland. He is now over 200 career goals, but still 20 goals behind the leader.

Murt Shepard - Murt is playing quite well for Bordeaux in his first full season with the club. He's got himself 14 goals in 22 games and has 5 in 4 for Ireland too. He needs 8 more goals to reach 100 career goals.

Cristian Sirera - Cristian seems to be a back up player at the moment for Palermo with just 4(11) games played and 7 goals scored. He has however made his Spain debut and now has 2 goals in 3 games for them.

Tom Skull - Tom is in a similar situation to Mathew, doing well but not as well as last season. He's scored 16 goals in 28 games for Valencia so far and has 5 in 4(1) for England. He is enjoying playing for the club.

Mario Spehar - Mario, like Josh Crane has fit in well at Inter and he has himself 12 goals in 17(2) games for the club, as well as 3 in 5(1) for Croatia. Mario now has over 100 career goals and he's enjoying playing for Inter.

Jordan Swinburn - Jordan is having a much better season with 10 goals already in 15(9) games for Napoli and finally he might become a first team regular. He has moved off the bottom of the table for the first time.

The Mad Scot - Hasn't been in quite the same form as usual, but has spent the last 8 weeks out with a dislocated shoulder. He scored 11 in 17 for Celtic before his injury. He is now happy playing for the club despite wanting to leave at the end of last season.

Thomas Weir - Thomas is playing quite well for Chelsea with 15 goals so far from 22(1) games. He also has 8 in 5 for Scotland. He's had quite a few injuries this season too, but most of them were less than a week.

White Widow - He's took a 20 goal lead as he scores 17 in 28 for Lorient and 7 in the last 5 for Bahamas. However Lorient are sort of struggling in 10th place and he is considering his options still.

Feliciano Zambrano Teles - Hasn't been playing much for Atletico this season with just 6(2) appearances and 6 goals. He's spent just 5 weeks out with injury too with a broken arm. However he is still enjoying playing for the club.

Transfers

Jason McIllmurray Jr. - Free to Arsenal on Trial then Dortmund for Free

Goals

White Widow              228
Stuart Shaw              208
David Le Soire           203
Arie Kanarie             194**
Thomas Weir              184
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell  176
Jack Jacobs              165
The Mad Scot             163
Mathew Schneider         150
Silvio Mella             148
Jack Ripper              148
Josh McLachlan           143
Matthew Cooper           142
Josh Crane               134
Alejandro Hernandez      133
Tom Skull                131
Jimmio Bowmanaggio       129
Igor Kesina              121
Jason McIllmurray Jr.    120
Bakra                    116
Nick Adam                115
Cristian Sirera          114**
Edmond Doustourian       113
Ben Goldsmith            112
Mario Spehar             111
Aidan LFC                110
Feliciano Zambrano Teles 109
Aleksander Radakovic     108
Chopper                  108*
Long Tym Toon Jr.        107
Jimmy Eastwood            97
Murt Shepard              91
Rocky Brittus             88
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr.       81
Kwesi Owusu               68
Jamie O'Connor            55
Des Morgan                48
Whoopski Deeski           47
Jordan Swinburn           31
Simone Finke              27  

**7 Goals before the game started.

*2 Goals before the game started.

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Arie Kanarie - So unfortunate for Arie. He tore a knee ligament in October and spent 2 months out and then returned and in January he broke his leg and will spend 4-5 months out of action now. He has scored 9 in 12(2) for Arsenal this season though.

:( :(. Not a good season it seems. Adding up those injuries will probably mean missing the WC, which could really hurt my chances for the Dutch national team and the hunt for the topscorer status, especially with two lads turning Dutch.

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Glad to see I'm getting some game time now and scoring too. Still want to move away from Liverpool though :(

I'm going on holiday for 3 weeks so probably won't post too much in that time, have some catching up to do when I get back I expect. KUTGW mate :thup:

No problem. Might have another 5-8 seasons done by the time you get back ;) plenty to catch up on.

Have seen the provisional World Cup squads and 18 players COULD be going, no guarantee though.

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End of Season 2017/18

Players

Nick Adam - Nick finishes his season with Marseille, scoring 11 goals in 18 games for his new club. Marseille won the league and were French Cup Semi-finalists. He is in the 30 man World Cup squad for Australia.

Bakra - Bakra had a great season in the end for Feyenoord, scoring 26 goals in 37 games. Unfortunately he's strained his back and could miss the World Cup because of it. Feyenoord finished 4th in the league and were Dutch Cup runners up.

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - Jimmio had a fairly good season for Porto, scoring 18 goals for the club in 31(1) games. He's been picked for the 30 man Italy squad and should make the final 23. Porto won the league again.

Rocky Brittus - Not a bad season, but could have been better for Rocky who played 35 games and scored 13 goals. He is unhappy and wants to leave for a bigger club. Vitesse finished 8th in the league. Is in the 30 man Holland squad.

Chopper - A good season for Chopper who scored 20 goals for Shakhtar in 38(6) games and got 4 in 6 for Chile. He has signed a new 5 year contract. Shakhtar finished joint top and it went to a play-off, which they lost.

Matthew Cooper - Matthew had a pretty good first season at Arsenal with 15 goals scored in 30 games. Unfortunately he broke his ankle and spent the last 2 months out, missing the Champions League final too. Arsenal finished 4th and won the Champions League.

Josh Crane - Josh played well most of the season for Inter and scored 12 goals in 27(1) games. Inter ended up winning the league, but were poor elsewhere. Josh is enjoying playing for the club.

Whoopski Deeski - 11(8) games played for Whoopski who scored 8 goals for Liverpool this season. He is wanted by Juventus though and would probably be happy with a move there. Liverpool finished 5th and won the Europa League.

Edmond Doustourian - Edmond played 29 games this season for Dnipro and scored 20 goals for the club, as well as 1 for Armenia. Dnipro finished 3rd in the league again. Derek Boateng is in his favourites and he's enjoying playing for the club still.

Jimmy Eastwood - Jimmy had a good season for PSV, scoring 22 goals in 32(1) games. He is in the 30 man Holland squad and could go to the World Cup. He's signed a new 5 year contract. PSV won the league.

Simone Finke - Just 4 goals for Simone this season from 3(8) games and he'll be glad the season is over as he'll be leaving, possibly to Stuttgart who are interested. Napoli finished 6th in the league.

Ben Goldsmith - Ben ended up having a good season for Sampdoria, scoring 26 goals in 39 games and he is enjoying playing for the club. Sampdoria had a good season and they finished in 2nd place. He is enjoying playing for the club.

Alejandro Hernandez - Not his best season but better than the last. He got 20 goals in 34(2) games for the club as they finished 10th in the league. Have just noticed his strike partner is Mario Balotelli.

Jack Jacobs - Jack had a better season this time round with 25 goals scored in 41 games. He is enjoying playing for the club, but is still considering his options. West Brom finished 10th and were FA Cup runners up.

Arie Kanarie - As we know, Arie suffered a broken leg so ends the season with 9 goals in 12(2) for Arsenal. He is almost ready to play again and could play at the World Cup. Arsenal finished 4th and won the Champions League.

Igor Kesina - A fairly good season for Igor, but only 19 goals from 44 games. He is currently injured with a hernia and could miss the World Cup. Lille finished 4th and won the Coupe de la Ligue, Igor scoring one of the goals.

David Le Soire - David ended up having a great season for Zurich, scoring 37 goals in 46 games. He is still unhappy though and wants to leave the club, rejecting a 5 year contract. Zurich finished 3rd in the league.

Aidan LFC - Aidan ended up playing just 21 games for Bolton this season and scored 15 goals. He did suffer a torn calf though, stopping him playing for 3 months. Bolton finished 9th in the Premier League.

Long Tym Toon Jr. - A good season for Long Tym Toon Jr. for club and country. He scored 16 in 25(1) for his club and 15 in 12(2) for his country. Real Sociedad finished 11th in the league. He will most likely be starring at the World Cup for South Korea.

Jason McIllmurray Jr. - Jason ended up playing 25 games for Dortmund this season and scored 16 goals. Dortmund struggled this season and ended up finishing in 15th place, 1 poin away from the relegation places.

Josh McLachlan - Josh played well for Rangers this season, scoring 20 goals in 28 games. Unfortunately his broken ankle was followed by a torn calf, keeping him out for another 3 months. Rangers won the league.

Silvio Mella - A fairly good season for Silvio who scored 21 goals for PSG in 37(1) games. PSG finished 2nd in the league and were Coupe de la Ligue and World Club Cup runners up. Silvio is now over 150 career goals.

Des Morgan - Des had another pretty good season with 16 goals scored in 32 games for Genoa who ended up struggling a little this season, finishing in 13th place. He feels Mattia Destro is a vital part of the club.

Jamie O'Connor - Jamie played 17(17) games this season and got himself 13 goals and he's helped him decide to sign a new 3 year contract with the club. Spurs had a good seaosn, winning the league.

Kwesi Owusu - Another great season for Kwesi who scored 29 goals for Chelsea in 38(10) games. Chelsea finished 2nd in the league, but were poor in all other competitions. Kwesi should feature at the World Cup for Nigeria.

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - A fairly good season with 17 goals scored in 29 games for Atlas. Atlas won the Mexican Opening Stage but lost in the Closing Stage semi-final. They were also North American Champions League Semi-finalists.

Aleksander Radakovic - Not his best of seasons really with just 11 goals scored for Lazio in 32 games. He feels the team has more potential than they are showing after they finished 14th in the league and were Italian Cup runners up.

Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - Bjorgvin suffered a torn calf and spent 3 months out earlier in the season and ended up playing just 18(2) games and scoring 9 goals. Stoke finished 12th in the league and were League Cup runners up.

Jack Ripper - Jack had a fairly good season again for Barcelona, scoring 20 goals in 27(11) games as they finished 2nd in the league and won the Spanish Super Cup. Has scored 102 goals just for Barcelona now. Is most likely to be going to the World Cup.

Mathew Schneider - A pretty good season for Mathew who scored 24 goals for Valencia in 43(2) games. He has signed a new 5 year contract. Valencia won the league but were poor in all other competitions.

Stuart Shaw - A good season once again for Stuart, scoring 27 goals in 44 games for Everton, helping them to 8th place in the league. Stuart is enjoying playing for the club and Mauro Formica is in his favourites.

Murt Shepard - A great season for Murt in his first full season for Bordeaux. He scored 27 goals in 39 games for the club. He has signed a new 5 year contract. Bordeaux finished 5th in the league and won the French Cup.

Cristian Sirera - Cristian seems to be a rotation player for Palermo now as he played 9(14) games for the club and got himself 10 goals. He could play for Spain in the World Cup. Palermo finished 8th in the league and were Europa League runners up.

Tom Skull - Another good season for Tom who is now the most expensive of our players. He scored 31 goals for Valencia in 46(1) games and is now just 3 away from 150 career goals. Valencia won the league.

Mario Spehar - Mario had a good first season for Inter with 19 goals scored in 32(2) games, helping them win the league. He is enjoying playing for the club and should feature at the World Cup for Croatia.

Jordan Swinburn - Jordan had a pretty good season, compared to his others anyway. He scored 16 goals for Napoli in 22(12) games, hopefully similar next season. Napoli finished 6th in the league. He is happy playing for the club.

The Mad Scot - Another good season for The Mad Scot who scored 21 goals for Celtic in 33(1) games. Celtic finished 3rd and won the League Cup, The Mad Scot scoring twice in a 2-1 win over Motherwell.

Thomas Weir - A good season for Thomas again at Chelsea. He scored 25 goals in 38(1) games as they finished 2nd in the Premier League. He has signed a new 5 year deal with with club. Is just 6 goals away from 200.

White Widow - He's had another good season for Lorient, scoring 25 goals in 41 games, he is still considering his options though. Lorient had a pretty average season, finishing in 9th place. Still at the top of the table.

Feliciano Zambrano Teles - Not his best season really, but still had a good goals to game ratio. He scored 13 goals in 12(3) games for Atletico as they finished 4th in the league. Is enjoying playing for the club.

Wanted

Whoopski Deeski - Juventus

Simone Finke - Stuttgart

Goals

White Widow              236
David Le Soire           218
Stuart Shaw              217
Arie Kanarie             194**
Thomas Weir              194
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell  185
Jack Jacobs              178
The Mad Scot             173
Mathew Schneider         161
Jack Ripper              157
Silvio Mella             156
Tom Skull                147
Matthew Cooper           146
Josh McLachlan           143
Alejandro Hernandez      142
Josh Crane               136
Jimmio Bowmanaggio       135
Igor Kesina              133
Jason McIllmurray Jr.    129
Nick Adam                126
Bakra                    126
Ben Goldsmith            125
Edmond Doustourian       122
Long Tym Toon Jr.        122
Mario Spehar             119
Aleksander Radakovic     118
Cristian Sirera          118**
Feliciano Zambrano Teles 116
Chopper                  114*
Aidan LFC                112
Jimmy Eastwood           108
Rocky Brittus             93
Murt Shepard              91
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr.       83
Kwesi Owusu               80
Des Morgan                59
Jamie O'Connor            58
Whoopski Deeski           49
Jordan Swinburn           37
Simone Finke              29  

**7 Goals before the game started.

*2 Goals before the game started.

Update on World Cup players coming soon.

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World Cup Players

Australia - Nick Adam

Croatia - Igor Kesina and Mario Spehar

England - Matthew Cooper and Tom Skull

France - David Le Soire

Holland - Bakra, Jimmy Eastwood and Arie Kanarie

Italy - Jimmio Bowmanaggio

Nigeria - Kwesi Owusu

Serbia - Aleksander Radakovic

South Korea - Long Tym Toon Jr.

So 5 players miss out.

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Simone Finke - Just 4 goals for Simone this season from 3(8) games and he'll be glad the season is over as he'll be leaving, possibly to Stuttgart who are interested. Napoli finished 6th in the league.

Not only will I be happy when the season is over. I will be delighted when my Napoli nightmare is done with. I'll be very happy with a move to Stuttgart.

KUTGW Charles. I'm also off on holiday soon so have to catch up in a few weeks.

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World Cup 2018 Group Stage

Australia

Nick Adam - 3 Games 1 Goal

Croatia

Igor Kesina - 0(2) Games 0 Goals

Mario Spehar - 3 Games 2 Goals

England

Matthew Cooper - 0(2) Games 0 Goals

Tom Skull - 3 Games 1 Goal

France

David Le Soire - 3 Games 3 Goals

Holland

Bakra - 0(1) Games 0 Goals

Jimmy Eastwood - 2(1) Games 3 Goals

Arie Kanarie 1(1) Games 0 Goals

Italy

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - 3 Games 0 Goals

Nigeria

Kwesi Owusu - 3 Games 2 Goals

Serbia

Aleksander Radakovic - 3 Games 1 Goal

South Korea

Long Tym Toon Jr. - 3 Games 0 Goals

So 6 players and their countries are knocked out.

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World Cup 2018 Knockout Stage

England

Matthew Cooper - 0(2) Games 0 Goals

Tom Skull - 7 Games 2 Goals

France

David Le Soire - 4 Games 4 Goals

Holland

Bakra - 0(1) Games 0 Goals

Jimmy Eastwood - 2(2) Games 3 Goals

Arie Kanarie 3(1) Games 0 Goals

Nigeria

Kwesi Owusu - 5 Games 4 Goals

Certainly not the team i was expecting to win it :p.

Kwesi Owusu and Tom Skull were named in the subs for the Dream Team and David Le Soire was 3rd top scorer.

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Going to holiday September now and do the same, just transfer update.

One quick thing for ShyBaldBuddhist, you have left Napoli and signed for a new club ;) find out who later.

Thank the lord. Can't wait to find out who. I'm hoping for someone like Celtic. Big team in mediocre league to help me grab loads of goals. I still plan on winning this thing :D

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September 2018

We start of with Whoopski Deeski, who is unfortunately still with Liverpool. However he is wanted by Schalke and is unhappy at the club and is now unhappy at his national team because he's been dropped.

In injury news Edmond Doustourian has a torn knee ligament and will be spending the next 5-7 weeks out. Quique Sanchez-Tredwell has it worse though as he broke his leg and will be spending 5-6 months. There are a few smaller injuries, but most will return in up to a week.

In the only other transfer news, Simone Finke who left Napoli after a pretty horrid time there. He has moved home to Germany and will play for Werder Bremen. He's already got a few games too.

Pretty poor September really, was hoping for some more transfers or something.

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