CFuller Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Me: "Okay, that's almost it, Daniel. You just have to sign there, on the dotted line, and everything's done and dusted." Daniel: "I'd be more than happy to." Me: "Good lad. And now all that's left for me to do now is to officially welcome you to Millwall Football Club." Daniel: "Thanks. I can't wait to get started." Me: "Training starts tomorrow at 9, and I want you fit and raring to go from the off. I'm aware that you've not got the best track record with injuries, so do take care on your way out, please." Daniel: "Don't worry, boss, I'm sure it'll be alri-ARGHH, ME GROIN!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sankalan Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 With 804 Million in the bank, youcan buy anyone, Or so I thought Seems that money cannot *afford* everything Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
inacion Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Sankalan said: With 804 Million in the bank, youcan buy anyone, Or so I thought Seems that money cannot *afford* everything Maybe you just find a bug. Report it on bugs forum Edited December 23, 2016 by inacion Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Valhalla.. Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 I actually can't believe it. I just got this job offer today (25th December): The in-game date is June 4th but even so, it's Christmas day in reality Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dafuge Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWVG Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 On 22.12.2016 at 00:07, CFuller said: Me: "Okay, that's almost it, Daniel. You just have to sign there, on the dotted line, and everything's done and dusted." Daniel: "I'd be more than happy to." Me: "Good lad. And now all that's left for me to do now is to officially welcome you to Millwall Football Club." Daniel: "Thanks. I can't wait to get started." Me: "Training starts tomorrow at 9, and I want you fit and raring to go from the off. I'm aware that you've not got the best track record with injuries, so do take care on your way out, please." Daniel: "Don't worry, boss, I'm sure it'll be alri-ARGHH, ME GROIN!" It's her fault. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Oh boy... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricPye28 Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 (edited) I would figure the guy's brother (and his assistant manager) would back him, but what do I know? Edited December 26, 2016 by EricPye28 image didn't work Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sankalan Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 "The Namesake" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
potbellypigs Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 On 23/12/2016 at 10:37, Sankalan said: With 804 Million in the bank, youcan buy anyone, Or so I thought Seems that money cannot *afford* everything That's where you've edited the finances but the game doesn't recognise it. Happened for years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matshit Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 If anyone feels a bit out of shape after christmas feasts, remember that there is always hope. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar2010 Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 On 28/12/2016 at 11:03, potbellypigs said: That's where you've edited the finances but the game doesn't recognise it. Happened for years. Nope, looking at his screenshots I suspect he is restricted by FFP rules. It doesn't matter how much money you have you are limited on what you can spend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinso Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Should be interesting for commentary purposes, especially if he has a shot or scores! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sussex Hammer Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Southgate is a bit harsh, poor Joe. Only been with us a week and only played one game because,,,,,,,, er,,,,,,,, we have only had one game since he joined!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
puffascruffowitz Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 On 12/31/2016 at 10:26, Matshit said: If anyone feels a bit out of shape after christmas feasts, remember that there is always hope. he actually looks very good. A bit of a shame that at that weight he's not a bit stronger. A quick Akinfenwa? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Rude tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigpapa42 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Started a new save with Heracles. Selected "Add Players to Playable Teams" because the youth squad for the club is fairly empty at the start, so I got a few first-day newgens. Have a tiny winger in my reserves with some real potential. Then I noticed the other player in the Under 19s. Same last name. Born in the same city. No relation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Bigpapa42 said: Started a new save with Heracles. Selected "Add Players to Playable Teams" because the youth squad for the club is fairly empty at the start, so I got a few first-day newgens. Have a tiny winger in my reserves with some real potential. Then I noticed the other player in the Under 19s. Same last name. Born in the same city. No relation. Their signatures are so similar they have to be related Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmason122 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Bigpapa42 said: Started a new save with Heracles. Selected "Add Players to Playable Teams" because the youth squad for the club is fairly empty at the start, so I got a few first-day newgens. Have a tiny winger in my reserves with some real potential. Then I noticed the other player in the Under 19s. Same last name. Born in the same city. No relation. They´ll be related somehow... the game just doesn´t have the ability to count back enough generations, haha. Check this link out explaining their name. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2004/aug/04/theknowledge.sport Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigpapa42 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 7 hours ago, tmason122 said: They´ll be related somehow... the game just doesn´t have the ability to count back enough generations, haha. Check this link out explaining their name. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2004/aug/04/theknowledge.sport Good point. Could be cousins. I remember Jan and I remember reading the explanation of his name way back in the day, but didn't actually recall what it meant. Thanks for the link. Laurens has some solid potential but he's tiny. I'm debating whether I want to go forward with this save or start another. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fmFutbolManager Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Oh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayahr Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 On 12.1.2017 at 04:09, Bigpapa42 said: Started a new save with Heracles. Selected "Add Players to Playable Teams" because the youth squad for the club is fairly empty at the start, so I got a few first-day newgens. Have a tiny winger in my reserves with some real potential. Then I noticed the other player in the Under 19s. Same last name. Born in the same city. No relation. I'm more intruiged about the guy's baldness at just 17. Poor lad... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolanthustrel Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 Maybe leave the Where's Wally to Martin Handford. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scholars06 Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 On 3/24/2008 at 10:51, Diego_Werderdona said: KSVK conceded an average of over 4 goals a game! You'd want them to stay up, just to boost your goal dif next season! NCERT Solutions for Class 10 Chemistry https://www.scholarslearning.com/cbse/class-x/class-x/chemistry For Chemistry classes you can visit here this is Scholarslearning an online education portal gives the best reference of learning. By this portal you can get the all important topics for exam preparation. All the NCERT Solutions for Class 10 Chemistry with the revision notes practices test and online solution are available here. You may get more detail by this link. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMVP91 Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Theo Hernandez managed to play an incredible amount of league games in 2017/18. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svenc Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 (edited) Meanwhile in Boulogne-sur-Mer.... A fairytale of three brothers (I could have sworn the two younger 'uns were mad at me the last time I gave big ol' Franck the hairdryer treatment at half-time, but then it might have all been in my head!) Edited January 19, 2017 by Svenc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gr1nie Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 Seems the size does actually matter in this game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soninho Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 On 12 januari 2017 at 04:09, Bigpapa42 said: Started a new save with Heracles. Selected "Add Players to Playable Teams" because the youth squad for the club is fairly empty at the start, so I got a few first-day newgens. Have a tiny winger in my reserves with some real potential. Then I noticed the other player in the Under 19s. Same last name. Born in the same city. No relation. I think good old Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink maybe had a good time while getting famous playing for Heerenven.. They might be brothers without knowing it..!? Maybe they have more halfbrothers coming through later..!? Haha.. Might explain the signatures matching!! 😂 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjai Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 There's only one team in Manchester haha and of cause the opposite GK is Bravo! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fer Fuchs Ake Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=850835341 Smooth criminal... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinso Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 maybe not so funny, but definitely enjoyed this one... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmason122 Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 13 hours ago, rinso said: maybe not so funny, but definitely enjoyed this one... I´m guessing your the Dartford manager? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eple Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Never seen a pitch like this... it's listed as 90 by 85 meters. Lot's of space for my widgets (and wingbacks!) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 35 minutes ago, eple said: Never seen a pitch like this... it's listed as 90 by 85 meters. Lot's of space for my widgets (and wingbacks!) As someone who usually plays FM with narrow formations that looks nightmarish haha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eple Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 22 minutes ago, Weston said: As someone who usually plays FM with narrow formations that looks nightmarish haha Ended up winning 5-1. Dunno if it was helped by the width of the pitch, but Inaki Williams had a field day completing 8 dribbles and getting two assists. Muniain on the other side got a hat trick and an assist, doubling his tally for the season. Can't wait to go back Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fosse Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 I think the ref wanted us in the final Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Those are some... interesting sideburns Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Unfortunately none of my players with fros seem to be able to fit in the frame, unless a very hard, flat edge is just the style in 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinso Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 I'll just leave this here... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinso Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Glad he clarified this report... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrlee.1986 Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 always nice to see he is accurate (0%) with his minus 127 passes.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinso Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 hmmmmmm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrlee.1986 Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 8 minutes ago, rinso said: hmmmmmm This made me laugh a lot more than it should of Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFootball Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Imagine if he said this IRL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamjames_ Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 When my phone rings, it goes.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinso Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 (edited) nanna annan ...... .......... Batman!!! Edited February 22, 2017 by rinso Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 (edited) June 2139 It was 2137 and Partizan Beograd (we) won their record overall 127th league title - 119th in this save + the added 8 in the period from 1992 to 2006. Then it came next year (2138), and after another title winning season, the Serbian league officials decided enough is enough and decided that from now on Partizan 's fierce rival Red Star (Crvena Zvezda) Beograd will be mentioned as an all-time league winning team with 11 titles. The reason of the decision was, according to the competition rulers, that, simply, "enough is enough". "We are sorry, but enough is enough and every thing has its limits. Our humanity simply wasn't prepared for teams with more than 127 titles, the binary system would collapse", said the Serbian FA chief. The decision, as expected, resulted in different reactions in both clubs from Serbian capital. "Our club Crvena Zvezda, which is, by the way, the first club from Ex-Yugoslavia who won the Champions cup back in 1991, will now be mentioned on all front news publications as the most successful team in Serbia. The truth finally came in. Partizan's titles are FAKE titles. We have received support from many many other football VIP's from all around the world. Passengers who will travel to vacation on Alpha Centauri, will finally see who rules our world." These are the words of a prominent long term Red Star supporter. Meanwhile their rivals from Humska street, the now (2139), 129-times Serbian champions and 48-time European champions, again enjoyed domestic domination, but their supporters, their children, grand-grand-grand... children will have for the rest of their lives see the name of their rival as the most successful league team in Serbia. Goran, one of the most famous Partizan fans, explains how his club will face this injustice. "We will fix it", he says. "They accuse us of FAKE titles, they bribe the local opposition every year to block the expansion of our 145k stadium, but this latest is indeed the most FAKE news and FAKE title of the millenia". Yeah, but what about the titles? "Red Star have acquired the FAKE title, but Partizan is immortal. Red Star may have cheated Serbian league officials, but Partizan is bigger than that; Partizan is the champion of the whole universe. They are talking nonsense regarding space travel - if we ever encounter any alien civilization, it will be much smarter than us and will never be put under this big lie. They will soon see the truth". No matter on which side you are, one thing is clear. No human being will ever see Partizan's name ever appearing as the leading league champion of Serbia again despite their now 129 titles and this "award" went to the team who in this save won only 5 titles (+6 from 1992-2006), and interestingly, all of them came in 22th century (2101, 2113, 2114, 2119, 2132). Red Star's name on the top of that list will last as long as they don't win another 117 domestic titles and then also their name will be erased and replaced by next most successful team. And here we are in Catch 22. In order for Partizan fans to wish Red Star will reach the same "erase" fate as them, they will want them to win the remaining 117 titles (to reach the number higher than 127) as soon as possible. In optimistic way we can predict Red Star can win at most 10 titles per century. Which means Red Star fans can be calm for a least one millenia - around 1.300 years, but in reality we give the option in the frame between 1.500-2.000 years. Or longer, except if their team, (now and always) controlled by AI, is put under the power of some alien manager. Despite Partizan having more league titles (the latest season has not been included yet) in this screenshot than Red Star has made in almost 150 years, it does not help. Fake information will prevail in the league official information board. Partizan though, has all his titles still recognized on its personal history screen. Edited February 26, 2017 by Ales Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrench Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Poor lad spent 1 minute without being injured. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 When, will he, will he be famous? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlmiles1879 Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 On 2/26/2017 at 13:36, Scrench said: Poor lad spent 1 minute without being injured. Quite clearly he forgot to warm up after being given the go ahead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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