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According to my copy of Football Manager 2012, Mario Gotze has been languishing in the Preston reserves team for the past two seasons before returning to gain some match experience at his former club Dortmund on loan.

Looks like an edited database fail in my opinion

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I expect this is going to be one of those ones that people post, that only the original poster gets, it's not hilarious by any means and is likely to even annoy some, it just made me chuckled in the absurdity of it all:

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For the record, he's a pretty average defender, and I used default corner settings, but yes, they are all from corners, he hasnt scored that much this season, only 2 in half a season, but there he does whacking them in :p

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Haha Gypsum, it sounds like the other choices werent that brilliant either.

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Haha Gypsum, it sounds like the other choices werent that brilliant either.

They were all remarkably average. But of the 3, Baidomti's was clearly the best, a neat finish one-on-one with the keeper. Chandler was one-on-one, hit the keeper with his first shot, then scuffed home the rebound!

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An odd choice for goal of the tournament...

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Top quality or poorly struck. Mr Goal of the Tournament man, please make up your mind

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as if Lazio geting relegated was not enough.....having this regen arriving in the youth intake just before it happen.....is just .....i dont know how to discribe it :p

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Not even remotely funny tbh, as I happened to be on the losing side. Oh well...

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I'm sure even one of these can be classified as some sort of an achievement.

- Failing to win after taking the lead on the 94th minute.

- Failing to win the penalty shootout, even though first FOUR of my opponents' penalty takers missed the net.

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as if Lazio geting relegated was not enough.....having this regen arriving in the youth intake just before it happen.....is just .....i dont know how to discribe it :p

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Painfully ironic?

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Not even remotely funny tbh, as I happened to be on the losing side. Oh well...

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I'm sure even one of these can be classified as some sort of an achievement.

- Failing to win after taking the lead on the 94th minute.

- Failing to win the penalty shootout, even though first FOUR of my opponents' penalty takers missed the net.

Must have been painful watching. Did you watch the penalties or just have it on com?

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Must have been painful watching. Did you watch the penalties or just have it on com?

I did watch the whole match, penalties included. It was quite bizarre, 8 missed penalties in a row. Both keepers scored though. :)

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I did watch the whole match, penalties included. It was quite bizarre, 8 missed penalties in a row. Both keepers scored though. :)

lol, some viewing. Goes to show how, especially with the newer graphics etc it's really quite nice watching games.

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I know Norway won Euro 2012, but they're still only 60th in the World (and this is 4 years later).

How can England be the underdogs? And no, England are still 10th or so.

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I don't know whether to p*ss myself laughing or would that be racist.

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Fake as anything, and will be deleted soon I'm sure of it :D.

This is just me, but I wish we could have some boundaries of taste.

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This is just me, but I wish we could have some boundaries of taste.

Agreed. Also:

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Not funny yet, but it most likely will be when i lose after getting to 99...

After posting this i saw my next match was away to the Gunners. Was 2-1 down with about 30 min or so to go but my Argentine Hero came of the bench to rectify matters at a more than satisfactory 2-3. I still gave my players a hard time though. I think that's how it went, i know i came from behind to win 2-3 anyway. He's been digging me out of quite a few holes these days having been written off by everyone due to his lack of match play after i signed a young even more amazing young English kid and i always give home nations people, if of equal ability, the better chance. Even some who are worse i slog on with if i can afford it. Nothing quite like fielding a fully English team with all English subs, specially being a Chelsea fan...

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Funny only in the sense that a) the final game was away to The Hammers and more importantly I GOT NOTHING for getting to 100 games unbeaten. I could just about take not getting anything for an unbeaten season but 100 games with no losses, fkn c'mon! All it would take was a simply news message that it was a credible landmark instead of focusing on the fact that it makes 8 games won on the trot.

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Why on earth did you buy Tade to Real Madrid?

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That bong one is about as funny as my not getting beaten just before 100 games ones...

Btw i lost on 105 games away to Man City...

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Had to laugh at this...

Bojinov was a very promising player, on last season he came to play on Sporting of Lisbon and was total flop. At least on FM he is performing well.

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What is particularly odd about that screenie is that he LEFT the agent, rather than sacking him...

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I know Norway won Euro 2012, but they're still only 60th in the World (and this is 4 years later).

How can England be the underdogs? And no, England are still 10th or so.

Nice skin. What's it called?

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Naturally I immediately offered him a contract despite being rated half a star potential by my assistant. I don't care, I vow to give Josep Condom at least 20 minutes against Real Madrid at some point.

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Ireland hit the bar 4 times in a minute against San Marino:

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Naturally I immediately offered him a contract despite being rated half a star potential by my assistant. I don't care, I vow to give Josep Condom at least 20 minutes against Real Madrid at some point.

Hopefully he can offer a few penetrating balls and tear up the defense.

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They must of missed him ;)

I in no way mean this is a nasty, condescending, supercilious etc manner. However as it is something that is slowly but surely slipping into our language it has therefore become for me personally what you might term a horrifically annoying pet peeve. I also want to hold my hands up prior to making my statement that i am in no way a perfect spelling or user of grammar and so on. My diction can be awfully limited at times. I also want to admit that this is a football forum and a what's more a funny posts thread so spelling and grammar are hardly important. HOWEVER, there is no "must of" "should of" "could of" they are all "could have", "must have", should have."

I detest people trying to point score by pointing out the faults in other people's writing, especially on the internet. The person might have been stopped from going to school by his parents. He/she might simply have had a teacher who is completely grammar ignorant etc. Might be dyslexic like my brother is, you should see some of what he writes freehand! They might be from a different country and all things considered be doing a very good job at getting their point across. Or as it is then internet he/she might simply not give a toss about the spelling and grammar and rightly so. When on the net as long as you get the gist across it is hardly important now is it? I hold my hands up to my terribly petty anal attention to this specific of grammar issue and apologise for any offense i may have given.

That rubbish aside it's a funny post. I am sure the Young Boys are more than happy at finally having found a Daddy. As long as it isn't in the mold of Scum (as in the film) that is.

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I in no way mean this is a nasty, condescending, supercilious etc manner. However as it is something that is slowly but surely slipping into our language it has therefore become for me personally what you might term a horrifically annoying pet peeve. I also want to hold my hands up prior to making my statement that i am in no way a perfect spelling or user of grammar and so on. My diction can be awfully limited at times. I also want to admit that this is a football forum and a what's more a funny posts thread so spelling and grammar are hardly important. HOWEVER, there is no "must of" "should of" "could of" they are all "could have", "must have", should have."

I detest people trying to point score by pointing out the faults in other people's writing, especially on the internet. The person might have been stopped from going to school by his parents. He/she might simply have had a teacher who is completely grammar ignorant etc. Might be dyslexic like my brother is, you should see some of what he writes freehand! They might be from a different country and all things considered be doing a very good job at getting their point across. Or as it is then internet he/she might simply not give a toss about the spelling and grammar and rightly so. When on the net as long as you get the gist across it is hardly important now is it? I hold my hands up to my terribly petty anal attention to this specific of grammar issue and apologise for any offense i may have given.

That rubbish aside it's a funny post. I am sure the Young Boys are more than happy at finally having found a Daddy. As long as it isn't in the mold of Scum (as in the film) that is.

I am not sure whether you are joking? Are you actually being serious?

Your grammar and use of English is poor and you have the nerve to criticise someone else?

'The pot calling kettle black' springs to mind...

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I am not sure whether you are joking? Are you actually being serious?

Your grammar and use of English is poor and you have the nerve to criticise someone else?

'The pot calling kettle black' springs to mind...

To be honest, I totally agree with him. Can't stand it when I see 'should/could/would of'.

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Is this possibly the closest run title race in anyones FM12 saved game? I am on holiday mode for the first 15 seasons so then I can play it with most of the original players retired. But had to stop it here and check it out. WOW

No editing done at all.

= on points & Goal difference. It then went down to goals scored, 1 goal difference. OUCH!

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I am not sure whether you are joking? Are you actually being serious?

Your grammar and use of English is poor and you have the nerve to criticise someone else?

'The pot calling kettle black' springs to mind...

If you read what i said you'd realise i was not acclaiming to being an all knowing grammar god, or that any of my spelling was perfect. This was more than admitted. Try reading before you post your innane replies.

"I also want to hold my hands up prior to making my statement that i am in no way a perfect spelling or user of grammar and so on. My diction can be awfully limited at times. I also want to admit that this is a football forum and a what's more a funny posts thread so spelling and grammar are hardly important."

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Does is matter? You know what the guy means.

No, as i also mentioned, try READING WHAT IS POSTED THEN REPLYING.

"I also want to admit that this is a football forum and a what's more a funny posts thread so spelling and grammar are hardly important."

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You are just the worst grammar nazi.

I more than admitted that and am perfectly happy to accept my one terribly anal attention to this specific grammatical error.

"I hold my hands up to my terribly petty anal attention to this specific of grammar issue and apologise for any offense i may have given."

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