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Funny Screenshots Thread

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This is a screenshot, football related and I found it funny, so what's your beef?

Lol "what's you beef?" Haven't heard that since i was 15. Classic.

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Wouldan't wanna mess...esp if they dropped him back into midfield...

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This is a screenshot, football related and I found it funny, so what's your beef?

They aren't screenshots they are photographs. [/pedantry]

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Man City need to stop this now..

Andy Parkinson?! I remember him tearing Everton apart in a pre-season friendly for Cambridge United *drools*. Then he got injured :(

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Everyone seems to think it is easy managing Manchester United with all the great players they have.

But when your best player is showing signs of decline, its makes it more difficult.

Look at the comment about 26 year old Rooney

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Yes he is declining at the age of 26!! Always thought they hit peak at 27!!

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In my other save, Roy Hodgson got the job in Summer 2012 which is a somewhat more believable than...

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In my other save, Roy Hodgson got the job in Summer 2012 which is a somewhat more believable than...

haha, I thought the joke was that it said "continued his development" in every sentence, till I got to the end and realised he was england manager

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Yes he is declining at the age of 26!! Always thought they hit peak at 27!!

Everybody is different.

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I know I've posted it elsewhere, but it's so unbelievable I think it definitely warrants a place here.

Keeper sent up with 10 minutes to go whilst 2-0 down. The cross comes straight for him. He tries to score a Maradona-esque "Hand of God". It doesn't go as well as he might have hoped.

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I definitely have to agree with the Valencia manager. If we weren't so insistent on walking the ball into the net, we might have got the vital 14 goals that usually make a football victory respectable instead of the poxy seven we managed. I mean, it's not like we had a man sent-off in the 4th minute with the score at 0-0 - the kind of thing that might just make seven goals excusable. Oh wait.. we did!

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Mike I know what you mean, when you beat a team they question your approach and when you lose or draw they praise your teams passing ability

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I just think it's hilarious to be criticising us for trying to walk it into the net when we just hit them for seven.

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The old divert attention from our shoddy defence, I wonder if Wenger thought of it

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I definitely have to agree with the Valencia manager. If we weren't so insistent on walking the ball into the net, we might have got the vital 14 goals that usually make a football victory respectable instead of the poxy seven we managed. I mean, it's not like we had a man sent-off in the 4th minute with the score at 0-0 - the kind of thing that might just make seven goals excusable. Oh wait.. we did!

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This one is even more ridiculous. I've stopped sceencapping them it happens so often "I believe so and so is out of his depth after he beats us 0-10."

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Nothing strange about this screenshot, a good win against the mighty Leicester Tile 2008 followed by a hammering against Bromley for Corinthian FC.

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But Corinthians good run in the FA Trophy was enough to gain the accolade of 'most improved team in Europe', much deserved I say.

PS, ignore the poor league position for Bayern, I've only just taken over. ;)

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How on earth are they the 216th best team in Europe?!! (Or even the 340th for that matter)

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Simmed far into the future and took control of a new promoted club, noticed one of my players had Kaka as a favoured person, surely not...

Well... He's been there since his retirement in 2018, probably could get a coaching job in any club he wanted, yet he shows up here for a low wage, my oh my. Not that the club would be complaining mind you, even though his determination and motivating lack a fair bit he's a killer coach

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Simmed far into the future and took control of a new promoted club, noticed one of my players had Kaka as a favoured person, surely not...

Well... He's been there since his retirement in 2018, probably could get a coaching job in any club he wanted, yet he shows up here for a low wage, my oh my. Not that the club would be complaining mind you, even though his determination and motivating lack a fair bit he's a killer coach

He's looking good for 52... :lol:

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Erm, How is this guy English??

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Born and bred in Ankara came through the Ankaragucu academy but he is somehow English. Surely he is a full blooded Turk, even if one of his parents was born in England would that really qualify him for the England team?

He can hardly speak the language :D

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Erm, How is this guy English??

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Born and bred in Ankara came through the Ankaragucu academy but he is somehow English. Surely he is a full blooded Turk, even if one of his parents was born in England would that really qualify him for the England team?

He can hardly speak the language

Probably like Colin Kazim-Richards but the other way round :)

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I'm not managing Ashton United BTW... just spotted it in my inbox.

Can't fault their ambition though - They're currently bottom of the BSN!

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I believe had I been knocked out of the Champions League I would have had good cause to complain to UEFA as the person Manchester City were claiming is Nathanael Lafargue clearly isn't.

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I believe had I been knocked out of the Champions League I would have had good cause to complain to UEFA as the person Manchester City were claiming is Nathanael Lafargue clearly isn't.

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Maybe he's done a Michael Jackson or has that "disease" that changes your skin pigment colouring into perfectly white skin...

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Hugo Sánchez leaves Aston Villa for Real Sociedad...

Meanwhile, the Villa chairman discreetly brings in Lawrie Sanchez, hoping nobody will notice...

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you have to admit on Matt Busbys 90th Birthday and against Munich. I read somewhere that someone from Munich said that cause of every thing that happendin 58 (Forever Rememberd) that they werehappy that it was united who did it due to the special relationship United have with Bayern and fact they look after all the 58 stuff over there

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Hugo Sánchez leaves Aston Villa for Real Sociedad...

Meanwhile, the Villa chairman discreetly brings in Lawrie Sanchez, hoping nobody will notice...

That one actually made me chortle slightly.

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Not particularly funny, but definitely unusual... David De Gea's 963 appearances for Athletico.

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He could have easily made 1000, but he was a sub keeper for the last few seasons of his career.

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If I were manager of Hibs I'd be seriously p***ed off :D

The SPL runs a split season. Each team plays every other team 3 times (33 games) then table is split in half. Then each team plays one more game against each other team in their division. Taking season to 38 games.

If u finish in top 6 after 33 games you can't finish after 38 games any lower than 6th and if u finish in bottom six after 33 games u can't finish after 38 games any higher than 7th.

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The SPL runs a split season. Each team plays every other team 3 times (33 games) then table is split in half. Then each team plays one more game against each other team in their division. Taking season to 38 games.

If u finish in top 6 after 33 games you can't finish after 38 games any lower than 6th and if u finish in bottom six after 33 games u can't finish after 38 games any higher than 7th.

And the point of that is?

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And the point of that is?

It's to make the final games more interesting. Realistically every game should be harder as you're playing the teams around you.

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It's to make the final games more interesting. Realistically every game should be harder as you're playing the teams around you.

a) I imagine Supermanager was merely pointing out that we all know how the Scottish Premier works, no need for the explanation from RonnyDonny.

b) However, RonnyDonny's explanation of the Scottish Premier rules were to just point out that this posted screenshot gets slightly less "funny" when you see that it happens almost every year. ie. team in 7th is very likely to gain more points than team in 6th due to them playing 5 easier games after the split (even teams as low as 10th can finish with same points as 6th - see below).

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The season's only just begun though :confused:

Hahaha, Brilliant

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It's to make the final games more interesting. Realistically every game should be harder as you're playing the teams around you.

i see what they are getting at, but it just seems more complicated then it need be!

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i see what they are getting at, but it just seems more complicated then it need be!

That would be because the SFA are morons :thup:

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That would be because the SFA are morons :thup:

This very well may be true but the SFA don't run the SPL, the SPL run the SPL and they're even bigger morons

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