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[quote name='SSGTroyer']That screenie was hilarious. I'd forgotten how humerously UGLY those dots could get.....

:D[/QUOTE]

Heathen!!!!:p

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[IMG]http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u349/kussel/EnglishPremierDivision-2-1.png[/IMG]
Im man city.
And i just played Blackburn.

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[quote name='canvey!!']The net transfer spend is negative which means you made a profit from transfers.[/QUOTE]

How does that make any sense.

Net transfer spend is negative - ie. Overall you have less money from transfers than you have had before, therefore, you have spent more than you have received.

I see many issues with that screenie;

The Profit/loss figure is derived from expenditure minus net transfer spend in this screenie. Clearly incorrect, since net transfer spend is a relative figure which has parts in turnover and expenditure (ie. buys and sells)

The figure should be simply calculated by turnover (money in) minus expenditure (money out).

Net transfer spend is just a guide to what you have been doing on the market. The other issue with is that it hasn't updated for the new month. Its the same as the previous month which seems highly unlikely.

Basically - its all just a mess. Hope to be proven wrong and have a laugh - otherwise:thdn:

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[quote name='hitemfrank']I also notice he has Danny Aquino in his side which still have to qualify for the FA Cup - not really gonna happen without some dodgey business[/QUOTE]


i see he has david silva and luca toni

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[quote name='MelbVictory']How does that make any sense.

Net transfer spend is negative - ie. Overall you have less money from transfers than you have had before, therefore, you have spent more than you have received.

I see many issues with that screenie;

The figure should be simply calculated by turnover (money in) minus expenditure (money out).

Net transfer spend is just a guide to what you have been doing on the market. The other issue with is that it hasn't updated for the new month. Its the same as the previous month which seems highly unlikely.

Basically - its all just a mess. Hope to be proven wrong and have a laugh - otherwise:thdn:[/QUOTE]

If you spend a negative amount of money you gain money. If you bought an item for -£10 that means that you would get £10 for buying it. Therefore, if Net Transfer [B]Spend[/B] is negative, there is an income. Transfers aren't included in the profit and expenditure, hence why they have their own section.

Income was £0
Expenditure was £4,714,446
Net Transfer Spend was (£3,887, 763)
Profit was (£826,683)

Profit = Income - (Expenditure + Net Transfer Spend)

Income was £0, or £3,887, 763 if you include transfers.
£3,887,763 subtract £4,714,446 equals -£826,683 (work it out on a calculator if you think I'm wrong).

[quote]The Profit/loss figure is derived from expenditure minus net transfer spend in this screenie. Clearly incorrect, since net transfer spend is a relative figure which has parts in turnover and expenditure (ie. buys and sells)[/quote]

This obviously isn't the case. £4,714,446 minus -£3,887,763 is £8,602,209 which isn't the value given.

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[quote name='carlos95']i see he has david silva and luca toni[/QUOTE]

What part of it isn't Luca Toni is troubling you

[IMG]http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/2553/toni.jpg[/IMG]

It's some Spanish guy called Toni

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[quote name='Thomasmc135']What part of it isn't Luca Toni is troubling you

It's some Spanish guy called Toni[/QUOTE]

It's nice when some people dont listen - how is the experiment going anyway?

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[img]http://imagetitan.net/files/9hg10l93dp9y1dsjocj3.png[/img]

Naughty Referee.

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[quote name='hitemfrank']It's nice when some people dont listen - how is the experiment going anyway?[/QUOTE]



I won the Conference South with ease 42 wins from 42 only conceding 1 and scoring 337. I won the Conference League Cup, FA Trophy and FA cup.

The board are hard to please with 54% job security. The big teams are coming in for my players and because some didn't play much they want to leave and so i have sold 3 players for £50 million. Robbie Blake rejected Rangers.

I have agreed to sell a defender to Man Utd for £7 million but i made it so that the transfer will go through in a years time. I signed Vieri on a free after Atlanta didn't renew his contract and Davide Santon for £8 million after he requested a transfer and another Italian veteran, Panucci.

I'm going to play in the Blue square premier and Euro cup and after this season i doubt i will have many original players left as the interest in them is immense.

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Got a bit of a fixture pile up due to a water logged pitch, international call ups and a decent cup run

[URL=http://img32.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fixtures.png][IMG]http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/153/fixtures.png[/IMG][/URL]

the box really should go all the way to the botom
12 games in 22 days may not go too well

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Thats is the most ridiculous fixture list i have ever seen. good luck with that

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Didn't do too bad in the end

[URL=http://img33.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fixtures2.png][IMG]http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6466/fixtures2.png[/IMG][/URL]

Won the league so happy days.

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[quote name='Thomasmc135']What part of it isn't Luca Toni is troubling you

[IMG]http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/2553/toni.jpg[/IMG]

It's some Spanish guy called Toni[/QUOTE]

sorry, my mistake

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[quote name='canvey!!']If you spend a negative amount of money you gain money. If you bought an item for -£10 that means that you would get £10 for buying it. Therefore, if Net Transfer [B]Spend[/B] is negative, there is an income. Transfers aren't included in the profit and expenditure, hence why they have their own section.

Income was £0
Expenditure was £4,714,446
Net Transfer Spend was (£3,887, 763)
Profit was (£826,683)

Profit = Income - (Expenditure + Net Transfer Spend)

Income was £0, or £3,887, 763 if you include transfers.
£3,887,763 subtract £4,714,446 equals -£826,683 (work it out on a calculator if you think I'm wrong).



This obviously isn't the case. £4,714,446 minus -£3,887,763 is £8,602,209 which isn't the value given.[/QUOTE]

Ok, i get net tranfer spend. :thup:

Any ideas on why the net transfer spend hasn't updated for the new month?

Why is it so convoluted when it can be simple. Income is said to be 0 when as you say, it should be 3,887,763. It says 'Income', it doesn't say 'Income less transfers profit'.

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[quote name='carlos95']sorry, my mistake[/QUOTE]

It's ok, sorry for snapping but everyone was annoying me, i got bored with that save and started a new one with Rushden, no editing or anything.

[IMG]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/4853/hera.jpg[/IMG]

I mean seriously 'her' when i have my picture up, i'm confused :P

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[quote name='kussel'][IMG]http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u349/kussel/EnglishPremierDivision-2-1.png[/IMG]
Im man city.
And i just played Blackburn.[/QUOTE]

was your game v blackburn the only game of the week?

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[quote name='Thomasmc135']

I mean seriously 'her' when i have my picture up, i'm confused :P[/QUOTE]

Don't worry about it mate - just means your the first transexual manager in football

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I find it amusing you get so defensive over Toni when you still put the best midfielder in the game in your side!

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The person at SI responsible for getting a picture of Marcus Hahnemann wasn't having a good day or else they just dont like him judging by the picture

[URL=http://img33.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hahnemann.png][IMG]http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/3122/hahnemann.png[/IMG][/URL]

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[quote name='InterWolf']I find it amusing you get so defensive over Toni when you still put the best midfielder in the game in your side![/QUOTE]

Who's that? If your talking about Aquino i had to pay £4.8 million for him so that was an honest deal

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pretty obvious hes talking about silva (who isnt) because Aquino is pants! (so fair play)

In all honesty i did an experiment like yours a few years ago, it is great fun to trounce the lower divisions and see how you do in cups against real competition

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[quote name='Jops14']pretty obvious hes talking about silva (who isnt) because Aquino is pants! (so fair play)

In all honesty i did an experiment like yours a few years ago, it is great fun to trounce the lower divisions and see how you do in cups against real competition[/QUOTE]

Yh, but i have to admit it gets boring having everything. That's why i'm at Rushden in a new game altogether.

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Don't know if it's funny but it sure is tight

[IMG]http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/5969/tightfinish.jpg[/IMG]

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Good name :)

[IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/15q7vb8.png[/IMG]

made me chuckle

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Wait a minute, your favourite club is who?

[URL=http://img37.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture2rlw.png][IMG]http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/4250/picture2rlw.th.png[/IMG][/URL]

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[quote name='Crayons']Wait a minute, your favourite club is who?

[URL=http://img37.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture2rlw.png][IMG]http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/4250/picture2rlw.th.png[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]

He was actually a Man Utd fan growing up

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Suprising coaching role for Dwight Yorke:D
[URL="http://img37.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thisq.jpg"]http://img37.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thisq.jpg[/URL]

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[quote name='jrDon']Suprising coaching role for Dwight Yorke:D
[URL="http://img37.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thisq.jpg"]http://img37.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thisq.jpg[/URL][/QUOTE]

Yorke: Listen keeper, I'll keep taking shots at you. You go and try save it.

:D

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Obviously has some confidence in his ability.

[IMG]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p250/matscfc/deanking1.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p250/matscfc/deanking2.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p250/matscfc/deanking3.jpg[/IMG]

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I have a slightly hot headed midfield regen called Johnny Daley.



Mr Daley sees strange zebra like object trying to escape
[IMG]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p250/matscfc/daley3.jpg[/IMG]
Mr Daley takes evasive action
[IMG]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p250/matscfc/daley5.jpg[/IMG]
Mr Daley seems pleased with his work
[IMG]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p250/matscfc/daley6.jpg[/IMG]
Mr Daley shows dominance with staring out policy
[IMG]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p250/matscfc/daley7.jpg[/IMG]

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[IMG]http://www.fmscreenshots.com/images/1/khbq4vck17ynpv3elw13.png[/IMG]

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[URL="http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7438/formerwomanlol.jpg"]Former woman named as manager[/URL].. :D

[URL="http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/9230/formerwoman2.jpg"]Albert Cartier[/URL]

Although, after doing a search, he has always been a man... :p

[URL="http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/9230/formerwoman2.jpg"]
[/URL]

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[quote name='J.Price'][IMG]http://www.fmscreenshots.com/images/1/khbq4vck17ynpv3elw13.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I don't understand?

You can have Chinese names and not look Chinese at all.

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after i struggled to beat Belgium in the qualifying play offs...

[img]http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/5369/francevukraine.png[/img]

beat Brazil in the second round 3-1, Colombia 2-2 (won on penalties) in the quarter final then beat Germany 1-1 (won on penalties) after Germany missed a penalty in the 120th minute :D

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Oh, England, only you could do this:

[img]http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/875/liechtenstein21englandh.png[/img]

England had already qualified, though - although it is the sort of result which would result in Wembley being burnt down and Capello charged with murder.

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Okay so picture this. I'm 3-0 up and it's the 90th minute with three minutes of extra time to play, we get a corner and my goalkeeper decides to go up for the corner? I mean what? I'm winning 3-0 why does he need to do this;

[IMG]http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg169/kadafi_/Internacional%20FM09/Renanwtf.jpg[/IMG]

Not impressed. 0_o

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[quote name='HoPeY']Okay so picture this. I'm 3-0 up and it's the 90th minute with three minutes of extra time to play, we get a corner and my goalkeeper decides to go up for the corner? I mean what? I'm winning 3-0 why does he need to do this;

[IMG]http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg169/kadafi_/Internacional%20FM09/Renanwtf.jpg[/IMG]

Not impressed. 0_o[/QUOTE]

LMAO That really made me laff :D

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[quote name='x42bn6']I don't understand?

You can have Chinese names and not look Chinese at all.[/QUOTE]
Typical England tbf. Will be the norm in 10 years I say.

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[url]http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3374/lowwagesbenarfa.jpg[/url]

Not sure how to post pictures on this board so here's the link to a screenshot of when I attempted to sign Hatem Ben Arfa for my Man City squad...looking at the drop in wages if he moved clubs, who says players only want big wages?

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[quote name='x42bn6']Oh, England, only you could do this:

[img]http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/875/liechtenstein21englandh.png[/img]

England had already qualified, though - although it is the sort of result which would result in Wembley being burnt down and Capello charged with murder.[/QUOTE]

I seriously doubt Capello will be England manager in 2027.

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[quote name='x42bn6']Oh, England, only you could do this:

[img]http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/875/liechtenstein21englandh.png[/img]

England had already qualified, though - although it is the sort of result which would result in Wembley being burnt down and Capello charged with murder.[/QUOTE]

:D Yep, only England

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[quote name='Thomasmc135']Don't know if it's funny but it sure is tight

[IMG]http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/5969/tightfinish.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/736/wutx.png[/IMG]

Top that. :D

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I thought this was funny: [I]An error by Nemanja Vidic allowed striker Samuel Eto'o to score a powerful effort.[/I] It came up when i was playing a couple of days after the champions league final irl.

[IMG]http://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss179/charlo116/EnglishPremierDivision-9.png[/IMG]

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[img]http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3412/petrcecholdestplayer.jpg[/img]

I don't know whats worse. Cech being the oldest player to play for chelsea despite him not even being the oldest player in my first team, or the previous record holder being only 14.

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I've seen that bug before, but only ever with Chelsea :confused:.

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Probably been posted a few times before, but still funny:D And even more funny considering the fact that "Holyday Manager" after 11 years unemployed got his first job in the "FM-world" 8 days before this rumour came out, shurley he must be waaaaay more experienced than those 'Football Manager' applications:p

[URL="http://bildr.no/view/423092"]http://bildr.no/view/423092[/URL]
[IMG]http://www.bildr.no/view/423092[/IMG]

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