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[quote name='spizaa']Dos Santos suggested I sign Marquez. A Mexican. With Flu.

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that is actually brilliant

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[quote name='spizaa']Dos Santos suggested I sign Marquez. A Mexican. With Flu.
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Genius my friend :D

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[quote name='spizaa']Dos Santos suggested I sign Marquez. A Mexican. With Flu. [/quote]

Gahaha :D Hilarious :D

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[quote name='brt'][url]http://s445.photobucket.com/albums/qq180/bart89/?action=view¤t=beztytuu-2.jpg[/url]

OMG! I'm in danger![/QUOTE]

:D :thup:

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Anyone care to guess how many goals my Under-20s will score in their next league game?

[img]http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/756/consistency.png[/img]

I'm also insulted that they are still second behind a near-flawless Juventus. My goal difference is obviously much higher than theirs! Ugh...

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[url]http://img7.imageshack.us/my.php?image=teamoftheweek.jpg[/url] Found this very funny when it popped up in my inbox :P

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Not exactly on a par with some of the stuff in here, but I found it a bit amusing to find my favourite actor playing for Arsenal's under 18's:

[URL=http://img13.imageshack.us/my.php?image=36thomascruise.png][IMG]http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/641/36thomascruise.png[/IMG][/URL]

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Jogo Bonito!

[img]http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2262/jogobonito.png[/img]

A goal on average every 4 minutes. Not much more you could ask for in this game.

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Swine flu has made it to Blyth Spartans
[IMG]http://www.imagebam.com/image/5292db34475313[/IMG]

[URL="http://www.imagebam.com/image/5292db34475313"]here[/URL]
I sent him home as you can see

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Never seen that before, a player suffering from that sort of injury :o

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I remember seeing a screenshot of that before in FM07, and everybody said Kolo Toure must have bird flu :D

I love the Marquez one, I was actually beginning to worry for Andres Guardado last night :D

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Controversy down at Eastlands...

[URL=http://img8.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cokee.jpg][IMG]http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/8661/cokee.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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[quote name='celebritykiller']Controversy down at Eastlands...

[URL=http://img8.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cokee.jpg][IMG]http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/8661/cokee.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]
Nigel de Jong, crime fighter!

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[quote name='Giantplaything']Swine flu has made it to Blyth Spartans
[IMG]http://www.imagebam.com/image/5292db34475313[/IMG]

[URL="http://www.imagebam.com/image/5292db34475313"]here[/URL]
I sent him home as you can see[/quote]

Didn't Babbel have something similar to that. Guillain-Barre syndrome if that is similar to what your player has.

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[url]http://img22.imageshack.us/my.php?image=arsenalvsportingcp.png[/url]

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Another kok
[URL=http://img14.imageshack.us/my.php?image=53580232.png][IMG]http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9563/53580232.png[/IMG][/URL]
[URL=http://g.imageshack.us/img14/53580232.png/1/][IMG]http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/53580232.png/1/w1088.png[/IMG][/URL]

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Oh come on, stop making fun of the word kok! It's only Dutch for "chef" you know ;)

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[quote name='Schotsmannetje']Oh come on, stop making fun of the word kok! It's only Dutch for "chef" you know ;)[/QUOTE]

What, you mean [URL="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/55/134020238_c4cfb6d27f.jpg"]this[/URL] isn't as painful as it sounds?

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its nice to see that my fans have all but given up on raising some money for their club

[url]http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/797/fundraising.png[/url]

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just found a nice visual error here
[URL=http://img21.imageshack.us/my.php?image=twoheadedkeeper.png][IMG]http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/783/twoheadedkeeper.png[/IMG][/URL]
a two headed keeper must be some form of cheating...

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[quote name='JoeR247']just found a nice visual error here
[URL=http://img21.imageshack.us/my.php?image=twoheadedkeeper.png][IMG]http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/783/twoheadedkeeper.png[/IMG][/URL]
a two headed keeper must be some form of cheating...[/QUOTE]
ALIEN!

Strange that his shadow has only one head though.

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[quote name='Bluenose_92']I feel like going KSVK now, just to see if I can get 3 points...[/QUOTE]

it would be a damn strong challenge....but without transfers:p

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[quote name='mista T']lol if you look in the prem league history it says "everton trail kok"

XD[/QUOTE]

lol!!!did't see that:D

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I think I have a confused regen coming through the ranks

[IMG]http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x220/HellSpirit_2007/FM09/strange.png[/IMG]

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Haha, that is a good one :thup:

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[quote name='spizaa']I think I have a confused regen coming through the ranks

[IMG]http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x220/HellSpirit_2007/FM09/strange.png[/IMG][/quote]

That is one hell of a confused regen :D Does he have the abilty to split into 2? :D

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This chap Gelson is half a stimulus package

[URL=http://img7.imageshack.us/my.php?image=gelson.jpg][IMG]http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3928/gelson.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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maybe the euro got devalued due to some sort of crisis that would put zimbabwe to shame

or someone in accounts made a terrible miscalculation and never carried the 1.....

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Defending was an option in this game, and neither side decided to take it.

[img]http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/2262/jogobonito.png[/img]

Mind you, I'd love to see a game where there's a goal every 4 minutes on average!

My young goalkeeper also managed to get a rating of 7 in this match somehow.

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[quote name='x42bn6']Mind you, I'd love to see a game where there's a goal every 4 minutes on average!

My young goalkeeper also managed to get a rating of 7 in this match somehow.[/QUOTE]

Good game for the nuetrals but im sorry for your terrible math - goal every 5 and a half minutes (techniccally 5.625 minutes but whos counting apart from me).

Shame on you - 4 miuntes my backside

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[quote name='Man City Supporter'][URL="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l5/ozoo/Football%20Manager/TeamOfTheWeek.jpg"]City- So good we get in [B]Two[/B] Teams of the Week[/URL][/QUOTE]

He went to my school :eek:

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[quote name='hitemfrank']Good game for the nuetrals but im sorry for your terrible math - goal every 5 and a half minutes (techniccally 5.625 minutes but whos counting apart from me).

Shame on you - 4 miuntes my backside[/QUOTE]
Mispressed a button, obviously.

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[img]http://api.photoshop.com/home_1f7fe2f13b544b5e8113b7bd3450f3ec/adobe-px-assets/cb5ca871a39e4c7f8e0e46a58c948df5[/img]

Retiring at 19. Got fed up quickly. :)

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^^
Lol. maybe he was not able to buy his kits ... poor Ghanaian pay!

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The FYR Macedonia manager on my game has a very short attention span.

Ilija Jovanov is one of my backup goalkeepers. FYR Macedonia is full of grey players, but for some reason, the manager picked him to play in central midfield. 8 minutes later, he realised his mistake and put on a defender (presumably switching positions around).

[img]http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/1300/ilijajovanovgame.png[/img]

So now my poor goalkeeper will forever be tarnished with this outfield position.

[img]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/8775/ilijajovanov.png[/img]

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[quote name='x42bn6']The FYR Macedonia manager on my game has a very short attention span.

Ilija Jovanov is one of my backup goalkeepers. FYR Macedonia is full of grey players, but for some reason, the manager picked him to play in central midfield. 8 minutes later, he realised his mistake and put on a defender (presumably switching positions around).



So now my poor goalkeeper will forever be tarnished with this outfield position.

[/QUOTE]

Must've been on an all-nighter. ;)

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[quote name='Batowski']

Retiring at 19. Got fed up quickly. :)[/QUOTE]

yeah - seen this heaps, kids that are uncontracted, don't get to 30 an never have a club. They just retire and lay bricks or something. Games way of getting rid if the dead wood me thinks.

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[quote name='MelbVictory']yeah - seen this heaps, kids that are uncontracted, don't get to 30 an never have a club. They just retire and lay bricks or something. Games way of getting rid if the dead wood me thinks.[/QUOTE]
That in itself is not a problem. Lots of players give up football at that age - just not in the top leagues. For example, some footballers simply don't want to play amateur or semi-professional football and go back to studying.

What I do find irritating is that they hang around, unsignable, until they retire. Why don't they just... Disappear?

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I am so immature!


[URL="http://img191.imageshack.us/my.php?image=paulwest.jpg"][IMG]http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/6420/paulwest.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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I'm intrigued as to how this guy's surname is pronounced. I really hope it's how I think..

Edit: Well, actually I think it's pronouced kinda like "Kuckoozcha", but I hope it isn't. :p

[IMG]http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/8268/kokog.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote name='endtime']It's "Kokoshka".[/QUOTE]
Yep, that's pretty much what I thought.

Looks like it could be 'kok-o-suka' though. I'm immature..

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About the kids retiring early, in my career game, every few months, I go to the retirements page, click on every kid under 30 retiring, and if they have a PA above 100, I delete the retirement, as they do have potential. if not, I let them retire.

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I think my player got the swine Flu :confused:

[IMG]http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6455/flu.jpg[/IMG]

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lol wouldn't you send them home because seeing a specialist costs money and they will be out for longer?

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[quote name='charlo116']lol wouldn't you send them home because seeing a specialist costs money and they will be out for longer?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

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