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fm12 causing marriage problems

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I'm trying to contain myself from laughing out loud whilst reading this thread at work! Such nerdy, cheesy replies makes it all more funny!

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Have a look what other players are being offered by their 'agents'. You could replace her with a younger, cheaper model.

FM - Where players are touted around by pimps!

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maybe you can convince her instead to join the back room staff, that'll at least get rid of her pimp...crap i mean agent and then you can evaluate her working with youngsters for when you bring in a replacement

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I must sympathise...

Formerly I was having great problems with an English signing who couldn't settle in Spain. Following considerable personal differences and private chats with her, but assorted disagreements with the agent (mother in law), I decided the best approach for all concerned was a mutual termination of contract.

After some time looking for a replacement, I've managed to acquire an amazing and younger Spanish talent, who really might be the next big thing. Has to be said, the language barrier hasn't proven a problem so far and I'm very impressed by the technique... particularly the agility and jumping.

:)

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You may need to ask your parent club for a loan signing- her head attribute is terrible and her high dribbling means she struggles to swallow as it all spills out. You also need to
stand-off as her bravery is low so she may get nervous, to work around this put yourself on a heavy longshots focus so you can still reach the vaj from distance

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[quote name='heathxxx']I must sympathise...

Formerly I was having great problems with an English signing who couldn't settle in Spain. Following considerable personal differences and private chats with her, but assorted disagreements with the agent (mother in law), I decided the best approach for all concerned was a mutual termination of contract.

After some time looking for a replacement, I've managed to acquire an amazing and younger Spanish talent, who really might be the next big thing. Has to be said, the language barrier hasn't proven a problem so far and I'm very impressed by the technique... particularly the agility and jumping.

:)[/QUOTE]

Class !!!! :D

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[quote name='heathxxx']I must sympathise...

Formerly I was having great problems with an English signing who couldn't settle in Spain. Following considerable personal differences and private chats with her, but assorted disagreements with the agent (mother in law), I decided the best approach for all concerned was a mutual termination of contract.

After some time looking for a replacement, I've managed to acquire an amazing and younger Spanish talent, who really might be the next big thing. Has to be said, the language barrier hasn't proven a problem so far and I'm very impressed by the technique... particularly the agility and jumping.

:)[/QUOTE]

Quality :D

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If his mates or anyone asks for comment on the matter, there is only one sensible response:

"I don't wish to focus on individuals right now."

No doubt they'll come back with "her mates will wanna hear a proper answer from you". The appropriate response?

"No comment".

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[quote name='Cleon']Quality :D[/QUOTE]

Ahem, Cleon - is FM12 causing you marriage problems? This is your wedding night, isn't it? :eek:

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[quote name='phnompenhandy']Ahem, Cleon - is FM12 causing you marriage problems? This is your wedding night, isn't it? :eek:[/QUOTE]

I get married in just over 4 and half hours, 11am I get married :D:eek:

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[quote name='tefal']my wife said she is going to leave me because of my addiction to football manager.

i fined her 2 weeks wages and put her on the transfer list.[/QUOTE]

That's what you get for using the overload strategy too many times ;)

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[quote name='Cleon']I get married in just over 4 and half hours, 11am I get married :D:eek:[/QUOTE]

Hehe I can see you coming back to this thread afterwards like the OP ;)

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My wife has an understanding for FM thankfully..she played alongside me on her own laptop until last years version. She says its all too involved and she prefers the old fm 2008 before the old media stuff and team talk madness! I don't give two hoot really as i secretly love the game and its all i ever play.

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Whats her recent form!!
If she is in good form, try offering her to clubs for more than his market value, there could be plenty of takers!!!!

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[quote name='axehan1']you need a new Ass man...or woman.....as the case may be?[/QUOTE]

I think if you're into an ass man, then women are the last thing on your mind...

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[quote name='Jamie King']It's all Steam's fault.[/QUOTE]

It is good to see that SI value their costumers.

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No choice but to send your scouts out for a replacement; they'll find you some 5 star talent.

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[quote name='Cleon']I get married in just over 4 and half hours, 11am I get married :D:eek:[/QUOTE]

Well as a very happily married FM addict, let me pass on the secret of a blissful marriage: use the editor to make your wife your chairperson (true: I always do that!)

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[quote name='davidpop']It is good to see that SI value their costumers.[/QUOTE]

Wouldn't mind seeing the new SI costumes .....


Dude, this is humour - good that SI staff are joining in the banter.

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great thread, plenty of laughs. Girlfriend wondering what I am laughing at and I had to quickly close the tab :D

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[quote name='LiquidFury']I think if you're into an ass man, then women are the last thing on your mind...[/QUOTE]


WOW That is very true :lol:

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Set up a friendly encounter away then work into her box.

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[quote name='noikeee']Set up a friendly encounter away then work into her box.[/QUOTE]

Don't forget to get the ball(s) forward and push higher up.

And Take a Breather when all is said and done. :thup:

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I have just found a great wonderkid, she is described as the next Angelina Jolie. I will let my girlfriend tutor her, just to increase her cooking and cleaning stats! I just hope that her hidden stats are ok as well.

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Leave for a new club. There's bound to be a better club just up the road, where the talent is much more impressive.

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Or get her in the club - then she won't have the time or energy to moan. Plus it will enhance your youth development policy.

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Tell her she has to work in combination with her mates, rather than doing everything solo.

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Could be an issue with form. She could just be going through a bad period.

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[quote name='heathxxx']After some time looking for a replacement, I've managed to acquire an amazing and younger Spanish talent[/QUOTE]

How much younger? Young enough to be classed as a wonderkid?

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The game actually helped my marriage, my missus was giving me the usual grief about playing FM & i had the vibes that something was gonna kick off, then i remembered how my players reacted to certain situations in the team talks, so i tried the calm approach. I explained that she was very appreciated & that she was a very important part of the team (marriage). She smiled, I thought wow this is working so i went a bit further, we needed the leaky tap fixing so i gave her the "I have faith in you" option, soon she was under the sink with a spanner. Not wanting to push it too far i had a go at "that was a great 1st half performance" this rewarded me with a cuppa & some biscuits as well as a compliment on how nice the skin was i am using. So thank you SI for strengthening my marriage, i can sit in front of the telly now with my feet up playing the game on my laptop knowing we are as solid as a rock! Come to think of it i do fancy a bit of cheese on toast, "hey love, did i tell you that your easily one of my key players right now"?

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[quote name='JimbobWWFC']How much younger? Young enough to be classed as a wonderkid?[/QUOTE]

Careful now. If I was Spanish I might look to Paraguay or Venezuela for some talent with 20s in the physicals (and technique).

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[quote name='LiquidFury']Could be an issue with form. She could just be going through a bad period.[/QUOTE]

Ok, I laughed.

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[quote name='rancer890']And if all that isn't enough, just use FMRTE and edit the 'Dirtiness' attribute to 20.[/QUOTE]

And make sure you train her in the PPM "Likes to beat man repeatedly". ;)

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Have a boardroom meeting with the in-laws and request an upgrade to the training facilities.

An upgrade to the kitchen would result in a better performance from her, and therefore better sandwiches.

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[quote name='elland road boo boys']Has she asked you for blokes "to pump more balls into her box" ?[/QUOTE]

Perhaps she prefers them to "work balls into box"?

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Maybe you should teach her to play in more than one position?

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