stevevdm Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I'm trying to contain myself from laughing out loud whilst reading this thread at work! Such nerdy, cheesy replies makes it all more funny! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidFury Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Have a look what other players are being offered by their 'agents'. You could replace her with a younger, cheaper model. FM - Where players are touted around by pimps! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xechs Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 maybe you can convince her instead to join the back room staff, that'll at least get rid of her pimp...crap i mean agent and then you can evaluate her working with youngsters for when you bring in a replacement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathxxx Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I must sympathise... Formerly I was having great problems with an English signing who couldn't settle in Spain. Following considerable personal differences and private chats with her, but assorted disagreements with the agent (mother in law), I decided the best approach for all concerned was a mutual termination of contract. After some time looking for a replacement, I've managed to acquire an amazing and younger Spanish talent, who really might be the next big thing. Has to be said, the language barrier hasn't proven a problem so far and I'm very impressed by the technique... particularly the agility and jumping. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGE97 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 You may need to ask your parent club for a loan signing- her head attribute is terrible and her high dribbling means she struggles to swallow as it all spills out. You also need to stand-off as her bravery is low so she may get nervous, to work around this put yourself on a heavy longshots focus so you can still reach the vaj from distance Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
0gris Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 This thread delivers. OP's wife does not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FestyF Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I must sympathise...Formerly I was having great problems with an English signing who couldn't settle in Spain. Following considerable personal differences and private chats with her, but assorted disagreements with the agent (mother in law), I decided the best approach for all concerned was a mutual termination of contract. After some time looking for a replacement, I've managed to acquire an amazing and younger Spanish talent, who really might be the next big thing. Has to be said, the language barrier hasn't proven a problem so far and I'm very impressed by the technique... particularly the agility and jumping. Class !!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleon Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I must sympathise...Formerly I was having great problems with an English signing who couldn't settle in Spain. Following considerable personal differences and private chats with her, but assorted disagreements with the agent (mother in law), I decided the best approach for all concerned was a mutual termination of contract. After some time looking for a replacement, I've managed to acquire an amazing and younger Spanish talent, who really might be the next big thing. Has to be said, the language barrier hasn't proven a problem so far and I'm very impressed by the technique... particularly the agility and jumping. Quality Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike7077 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 If his mates or anyone asks for comment on the matter, there is only one sensible response: "I don't wish to focus on individuals right now." No doubt they'll come back with "her mates will wanna hear a proper answer from you". The appropriate response? "No comment". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Quality Ahem, Cleon - is FM12 causing you marriage problems? This is your wedding night, isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleon Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Ahem, Cleon - is FM12 causing you marriage problems? This is your wedding night, isn't it? I get married in just over 4 and half hours, 11am I get married :eek: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Sir Matthew Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 my wife said she is going to leave me because of my addiction to football manager.i fined her 2 weeks wages and put her on the transfer list. That's what you get for using the overload strategy too many times Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegr8anand Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I get married in just over 4 and half hours, 11am I get married :eek: Hehe I can see you coming back to this thread afterwards like the OP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR866Gunner Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 My wife has an understanding for FM thankfully..she played alongside me on her own laptop until last years version. She says its all too involved and she prefers the old fm 2008 before the old media stuff and team talk madness! I don't give two hoot really as i secretly love the game and its all i ever play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raisonar Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Whats her recent form!! If she is in good form, try offering her to clubs for more than his market value, there could be plenty of takers!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
axehan1 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 you need a new Ass man...or woman.....as the case may be? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidFury Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 you need a new Ass man...or woman.....as the case may be? I think if you're into an ass man, then women are the last thing on your mind... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidpop Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 It's all Steam's fault. It is good to see that SI value their costumers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil930 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 No choice but to send your scouts out for a replacement; they'll find you some 5 star talent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I get married in just over 4 and half hours, 11am I get married :eek: Well as a very happily married FM addict, let me pass on the secret of a blissful marriage: use the editor to make your wife your chairperson (true: I always do that!) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 It is good to see that SI value their costumers. Wouldn't mind seeing the new SI costumes ..... Dude, this is humour - good that SI staff are joining in the banter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bboy123 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 great thread, plenty of laughs. Girlfriend wondering what I am laughing at and I had to quickly close the tab Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_magic Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I think if you're into an ass man, then women are the last thing on your mind... WOW That is very true Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
noikeee Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Set up a friendly encounter away then work into her box. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rancer890 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Set up a friendly encounter away then work into her box. Don't forget to get the ball(s) forward and push higher up. And Take a Breather when all is said and done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabioke Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I have just found a great wonderkid, she is described as the next Angelina Jolie. I will let my girlfriend tutor her, just to increase her cooking and cleaning stats! I just hope that her hidden stats are ok as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidFury Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Leave for a new club. There's bound to be a better club just up the road, where the talent is much more impressive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Or get her in the club - then she won't have the time or energy to moan. Plus it will enhance your youth development policy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motherlover Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Tell her she has to work in combination with her mates, rather than doing everything solo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidbowie Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 just enforce a transfer embargo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanchezOnTour Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Love this! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidFury Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Could be an issue with form. She could just be going through a bad period. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyzer Soze Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I think we all need a good scout report of your girl. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimbobWWFC Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 After some time looking for a replacement, I've managed to acquire an amazing and younger Spanish talent How much younger? Young enough to be classed as a wonderkid? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gladman1 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The game actually helped my marriage, my missus was giving me the usual grief about playing FM & i had the vibes that something was gonna kick off, then i remembered how my players reacted to certain situations in the team talks, so i tried the calm approach. I explained that she was very appreciated & that she was a very important part of the team (marriage). She smiled, I thought wow this is working so i went a bit further, we needed the leaky tap fixing so i gave her the "I have faith in you" option, soon she was under the sink with a spanner. Not wanting to push it too far i had a go at "that was a great 1st half performance" this rewarded me with a cuppa & some biscuits as well as a compliment on how nice the skin was i am using. So thank you SI for strengthening my marriage, i can sit in front of the telly now with my feet up playing the game on my laptop knowing we are as solid as a rock! Come to think of it i do fancy a bit of cheese on toast, "hey love, did i tell you that your easily one of my key players right now"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 How much younger? Young enough to be classed as a wonderkid? Careful now. If I was Spanish I might look to Paraguay or Venezuela for some talent with 20s in the physicals (and technique). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawlore Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Could be an issue with form. She could just be going through a bad period. Ok, I laughed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico10 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Send her to my Physio room, ermm, I've got 20 on miffing attributes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adelaidean Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 And if all that isn't enough, just use FMRTE and edit the 'Dirtiness' attribute to 20. And make sure you train her in the PPM "Likes to beat man repeatedly". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica Jung Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Make sure you pay more attention to your balls if she has high Off The Ball attribute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivo09 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 How good is her heading? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matorko Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 And stamina? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike7077 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 And dribbling? Maybe not.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elland road boo boys Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Has she asked you for blokes "to pump more balls into her box" ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidFury Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Have a boardroom meeting with the in-laws and request an upgrade to the training facilities. An upgrade to the kitchen would result in a better performance from her, and therefore better sandwiches. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike7077 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Has she asked you for blokes "to pump more balls into her box" ? Perhaps she prefers them to "work balls into box"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeediuS Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 ...ask her if she wants you to "move into channels more" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeediuS Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 or maybe you need training on "tries to play way out of trouble"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
5legend Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Maybe you should teach her to play in more than one position? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elland road boo boys Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 How does she handle "one on ones"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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