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never watched Match of the Day, so haven't heard the guy co commentating during a match before, but **** me, has he got an axe to grind with everyone and everything!

not a single game has went by that he's not sat next to the commentator and been negative from start to finish. He doesn't sound like he's remotely interested in what he's doing nor do i get the impression that he particularly wants to be in SA covering this tournament.

Is he always this miserable?

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ok i accept i arsed up there, but Christ on a bike, people are banging on like you can only be interested in football if you watch MOTD and the likes. i'm sure I'm not the only Scot who has no interest in watching MOTD.

I dont watch MOTD highlights either these days, but surely at some point you must've watched a live game and heard him?

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Nope. Barring the Euro's and WC, the only English (domestic or International) games I've watched in the last 10 years have been on Sky whilst sitting in a pub. the only games I watch involving English teams are the CL games on ITV.

BBC wise, i only ever watch Sportscene which i'll go out on a limb here and say is the Scottish equivalent of MOTD. Can't recall hearing him at the Euro's, but that might just be down to me not remembering stuff from 2 weeks ago never mind 2 years ago.

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He's a class A *****. Moaning, whining douche bag. How can one man be so annoyed and angry about football? He's clueless as well. Last night his co commentator said something like "Capdevilla, the odd one out in the Spain team tonight, only player to not be playing for Barca or Real" Lawrenson straight away and in the most depressing voice he could said "He's the only one that's not very good either"

Idiot.

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My favourite bit of pathetic commentary featuring Mark Lawrenson.

It's Wembley. It's England vs Croatia. England are losing 3-2, not even looking like equalising and staring defeat and elimination from the Euro 2008 qualifiers in the face. After 30 seconds of silence:

John Motson: Say something Mark.

Mark Lawrenson: I caaaan't.

Brilliant commentary.

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My favourite bit of pathetic commentary featuring Mark Lawrenson.

It's Wembley. It's England vs Croatia. England are losing 3-2, not even looking like equalising and staring defeat and elimination from the Euro 2008 qualifiers in the face. After 30 seconds of silence:

John Motson: Say something Mark.

Mark Lawrenson: I caaaan't.

Brilliant commentary.

Lol! i dont remember that but wish i did!

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Lol! i dont remember that but wish i did!

It's up there with his description of Paul Robinson when he played in the yellow goalkeeper kit for England.

ML: "He looks like a big yellow banana" (in a very camp voice. Which is just his voice of course).

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He was diabolical last night, kept moaning about the referee rightly calling fouls for tackles from behind and then said about Spain's goal "ironic that they score from a corner". Now totally ignoring that he doesn't appear to know what irony is, the suggestion that Spain shouldn't be scoring from a corner because they play attractive football is preposterous.

Thought it was quite funny when he asked Mowbray what was wrong with a tackle and was greeted with a silent response, before this exchange:

ML: "You're supposed to say nothing."

GM: "I am saying nothing."

There's been some top analysis of the terrible World Cup coverage, to which Iain Macintosh added to yesterday.

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ML: Are you alright

GM: I'm perfectly fine

Or something along those lines last night. It seemed like GM was getting annoyed at something and the way he said i'm fine came across as him being pretty annoyed, can only assume it was something to do with Lawro

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ok i accept i arsed up there, but Christ on a bike, people are banging on like you can only be interested in football if you watch MOTD and the likes. i'm sure I'm not the only Scot who has no interest in watching MOTD.

Considering MOTD is populated seemingly entirely by Scottish people....:D

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I don't mind him that much, better than listning to Motson blathering on.

Just seen a decent joke, have no idea where else to post it so it's going here:

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