Jono Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 back on topic guys, so you rekon i should either drink less *yeah right* or goto a doctor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 GO TO A FÚCKING DOCTOR. Jesus christ. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaHn Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 I don't really see how a doctor could help, but it's worth a try. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 what, was that with your post there then westhead? oh, so my profile says i'm 16 does it? oh, it does no gay shÃt i hope Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 ps you go to a doctor and he tells you to cut down on your alcohol consumption. basically. so what are you doing apart from wasting NHS time? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James07? Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Just go to sleep on the toilet. How much are you drinking? The drink less option is sensible, but it does not solve any problem you may have developed. You should go to the doctor as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutu87 Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Go see a DOCTOR, embaressed... ok here, go to the next town and then you wont ever see that person again... no more embaressment. Anyone find foobR funny? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeWesthead Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 i think the word "bleh" would be best used here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Seth Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 You must be getting WRECKED for this to happen... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by King of Seth: You must be getting WRECKED for this to happen... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah pretty much........ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottevil30 Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sebs: what, was that with your post there then westhead? oh, so my profile says i'm 16 does it? oh, it does no gay shÃt i hope<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Fúcking ******. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shpina Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 tie a knot in the end of your old fella before you go to bed/ pass out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve H Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Get indoors and drink a few glasses of water. Wait up until you need to go for a pÃss, have one, and then go to bed. This generally flushes it out of your system. I never need to go for a pÃss for the rest of the night after doing this. This combats the problem i used to have, where i would get up in the middle of the night and pÃss in the cupboard/drawers/radiators Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Knight1987 Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sebs: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ScottDrivel: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sebs: you're all really really REALLY weird. seriously, if someone came out and told me they wet the bed in real life, they'd never live it down. until their mum died or something, then i'd stop out of respect.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes but you're 16.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i don't fúcking believe you just got my age wrong. you complete ******. go back to school.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> you actually are 16 you idiot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 going to the toilet before you go to ur bed would help ya Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shpina Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> going to the toilet before you go to ur bed would help ya <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's all well and good in theory but when you've had 12+ pints your not really thinking that straight... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Local Rival Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 I usually have a really long pÃss in a bush on the walk home from the taxi. No problems if you do that. Unless you are caught doing it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shpina Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I usually have a really long pÃss in a bush on the walk home from the taxi. No problems if you do that. Unless you are caught doing it <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Had that problem. A nasty fine and a court appearance- still i'd rather that than the humiliation of ****ing my pants Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Local Rival Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shpina: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I usually have a really long pÃss in a bush on the walk home from the taxi. No problems if you do that. Unless you are caught doing it <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Had that problem. A nasty fine and a court appearance- still i'd rather that than the humiliation of ****ing my pants<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Thing is though, at 3.30am in the morning, what is the chance of getting caught having a pÃss on someones front garden? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Dark Knight1987: you actually are 16 you idiot. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No he isn't. Someone changed his profile without him knowing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Abuse? Where the fúck did that come from Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: Abuse? Where the fúck did that come from<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> From me, want to argue it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Snellink Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 before you go out, put your alarm clock to go off around 4 or 5 am, when it goes off, you've probably sobered up a bit, and hopefully not wet your bed yet... if you find that you emptied earlier, set the alarm off earlier next time and indeed, go see a doctor, it might be embarrasing, but not as embarrasing as waking up in your own urine every time you get drunk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Snellink Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 This may come in usefull Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddard Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 When I was young (about 6), I used to suffer from wetting the bed and it annoyed the fúck out of me. I didn't know how to stop it. Then, every night when I went bed I would hold my dÃck tight in my hand and fall sleep doing this. I did it for months and it stopped me peeing the bed. Then I grew out of it anyway Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Seth Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMCanaries: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by King of Seth: You must be getting WRECKED for this to happen... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah pretty much........<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Try drinking a bit less then (and going for more frequent toilet visits when you are out). That's all the doctor will tell you. You body obviously doesn't cope too well with alcohol - you will have an increased supply of the hormone ADH which increases the supply of water to your bladder. So a full-to-bursting bladder, plus the fact that brain will be ruined with trying to offset a hangover, and it's no surprise this happens. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kris Dorey: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: Abuse? Where the fúck did that come from<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> From me, want to argue it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Give him a red card. The boy is just a 100% twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddard Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 actually brigande, foobr was clearly joking and if you spoke to him you wouldn't think he was that much of a twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkeat Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Carlito Brigande: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kris Dorey: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: Abuse? Where the fúck did that come from<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> From me, want to argue it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Give him a red card. The boy is just a 100% twat.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> wow! mass shÃtstirrage Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kris Dorey: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: Abuse? Where the fúck did that come from<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> From me, want to argue it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I would like to know what it's for Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Carlito Brigande: Give him a red card. The boy is just a 100% twat.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ABUSE! YELLOW CARD! And Sebs too, he called Red a ******. Jesus Christ on a bike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddard Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 I didn't even report it daz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 REPORT WHAT ! :/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donners Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 For what it's worth, there's actually a male version of panty liners out, except in the shape of a cricket box. Just saw them advertised today. Apparently one in ten men suffer from a bladder problem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
exchampionsfan Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 i can't believe how maturely this has gone down in otf! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by exchampionsfan: i can't believe how maturely this has gone down in otf!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
exchampionsfan Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rahman: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by exchampionsfan: i can't believe how _maturely_ this has gone down in otf!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Maturity is for grown ups, I'd rather still act like a kid while I can. p.s. It's the fúcking Internet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 If you come on here, tell people that you pÃss your pants often then I don't think you can complain when people rip it. And the moral high ground some people have taken is frankly amazing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Elliot, you're the man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
only one keano (robbie) Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 What Elliot said. I find it quite amusing that this guy pÃsses his pants. I thought, however, that i wouldn't mention it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SI Staff Ter Posted July 6, 2003 SI Staff Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: Abuse? Where the fúck did that come from<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Stop the swearing as well. There is already someone on post moderation for it. Unless you wish to join them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted July 6, 2003 Author Share Posted July 6, 2003 I came on here asking for help, i did not ask to be made to feel worse than i already do thank you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMCanaries: I came on here asking for help, i did not ask to be made to feel worse than i already do thank you<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> go to the doctor then, you cant expect people to take you seriously here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Incidentally CMCanaries, have you been/made an appointment to see a doctor yet? It won't be embarrassing at all. You have a possible medical problem, they fix 'em! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fazpac Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMCanaries: I came on here asking for help, i did not ask to be made to feel worse than i already do thank you<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You tell people you **** yerself in the bed and you dont expect people to TAKE the ****?? Have to agree with rekwob Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connell Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 what amounts of alcohol are you drinking? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kornkid Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 hohoho foobR got what he deserved at last Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted July 6, 2003 Author Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Connell: what amounts of alcohol are you drinking?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> About 8 pints beer, then a lot of spirits Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kornkid Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMCanaries: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Connell: what amounts of alcohol are you drinking?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> About 8 pints beer, then a lot of spirits<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>surely you go to the bathroom a LOT while you are drinking? so next time, do that and hopefully you will have ****ed all you need before you are knocked out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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