Oktober Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 There is apparently a South African player in the database with the surname Hitler so in theory, a South African regen could pick it up at some point. I'm still fond of Pheng Pheng Pheng Pheng of Vietnam. And I suppose my star Japanese players first name of Yusuke (You suck) is pretty cool. One of my youth strikers though has an awesome name... Fabrizio Zonzini. Dubbed the next Andy Selva, no less. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Originally posted by Nobby_McDonald:That reminds me of a John Motson commentary at a finals (can't remember which one). "And Germany are about to make a substition... Kuntz..." Euro 96, Motson was talking about Germany winning the last few games...then came out with Kuntz hehe I signed a physio with the last name of Gay... Message came up "Gay signs for Southampton" I assumed it was John O'Shea but alais is wasnt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Bracelet Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Armand One plays for TPS (Finland) in my game. He's from France so I'm not sure if that's a common surname or what. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickT Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I don't know if they're in the game, but three real players: Have-A-Look Dube Danger Fourpence Bongo Christ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny223 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Originally posted by Y@$H!:Some regen made me almost p!ss myself...CAMPBELL DICK...The headline...Wenger chases Dick...ROFLMFAO!!!!!! God thats feckin brilliant, mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Originally posted by Bassman666:german stefan kuntz beautiful, just beautiful 2 world wars eh? ha ha You must remember the original video for 'Three Lions' - banned by the Beeb - which had the German wall with all the players sporting 'kuntz' on the backs of their shirts Danger FourpenceBongo Christ NickT - Seriously? Who do they play for? There is a real-life Bungo Singh in India - should be in the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y@$H! Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Almost fell off my couch when my new lot of academy players came in, a kinky cross-dressing Zimbabwean...LOVELACE SIBANDA!!!!!!! Pity he was sh!te and I had to release him...maybe he'll also join LA Galaxy and sent off against Argentina in a World Cup!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y@$H! Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Originally posted by Shiny223:<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Y@$H!: Some regen made me almost p!ss myself...CAMPBELL DICK...The headline...Wenger chases Dick...ROFLMFAO!!!!!! God thats feckin brilliant, mate. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Ha ha, yep...some classics too from commentary when playing him: * "Dick hit the post" * yow that must'v hurt * "The crowd chant Dick's name" * the perv's!! and the classic... "Dick should've scored" LOL hahahahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Originally posted by Y@$H!:<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Shiny223: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Y@$H!: Some regen made me almost p!ss myself...CAMPBELL DICK...The headline...Wenger chases Dick...ROFLMFAO!!!!!! God thats feckin brilliant, mate. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Ha ha, yep...some classics too from commentary when playing him: * "Dick hit the post" * yow that must'v hurt * "The crowd chant Dick's name" * the perv's!! and the classic... "Dick should've scored" LOL hahahahaha </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Dick heads wide? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Leeburn Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 there is a player called hobbit, i believe he is mexican Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysharkey21 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Originally posted by skintsaint:Message came up "Gay signs for Southampton" im sure that could be said about most of your players! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penfolder Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 On earlier verson of CM there was a Thai player called Bamrong Boonprom Always thought it was afunny name! Oh and he's real! Boonprom Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitch537 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 okay ive seen a few on my current game... my german star striker johan geyer then my centre back is kunze there was a guy called curtis jackson (nickname him 50cent perhaps?) and then realmadrid have a defender called kalashnikov (hes a real gun of a player!) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Originally posted by skintsaint:<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Y@$H!: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Shiny223: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Y@$H!: Some regen made me almost p!ss myself...CAMPBELL DICK...The headline...Wenger chases Dick...ROFLMFAO!!!!!! God thats feckin brilliant, mate. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Ha ha, yep...some classics too from commentary when playing him: * "Dick hit the post" * yow that must'v hurt * "The crowd chant Dick's name" * the perv's!! and the classic... "Dick should've scored" LOL hahahahaha </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Dick heads wide? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Dick is really up for this match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartman2008 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Can't remember which team he plays for, but there is a Danny Shittsu Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickT Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Originally posted by phnompenhandy: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Danger Fourpence Bongo Christ NickT - Seriously? Who do they play for? There is a real-life Bungo Singh in India - should be in the game. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Apparently Danger Fourpence plays for Caps Utd, and I don't know who he plays for but Bongo is from Congo. As far as I can tell, neither is in the game. Few more at http://nameoftheyear.blogspot.com/2007/04/zimbabwe-is-f...s-danger-brains.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
moorag Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 my favourite is from real life - he plays for morocco i think - Rectum Salami - makes me chuckle every time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkae Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 ivanschitz!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammyjizz Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 i went to the world cup in germany and my dad wouldnt let me get a germany shirt with Kuntz on the back. dunno why, hes a real player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackadder1984 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 i've just sold a nigerian kid called Sunday Monday and also my scouts noticed a young french kid called...Eric Cantona...hmmmm. although he's not actually great and he's a LB Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
james_33 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Originally posted by arsenal_2111:Is saying Rod Fanni just immature? If so, never mind! There was a regen on m game (not at my club) called Scott Scott. His cruel parents! I'm from South Africa and there was a TV presenter by the name of Scott Scott Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y@$H! Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Haha yep me too James_33, good old curly haired MNet presenter....oh and dont forget Gerald de Kock Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eXistenZ Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I found two Diego Maradona's Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Mann Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 In FM2007 there was a nigerian player called Ice Cream! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wijnand fens Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 season 31 name: Friday Sunday He was also in fm 07 and 06 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y@$H! Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I needed some new strikers after reverting to a 4-3-3 ...what a three-"pronged" attack with these guys: Steve Short Matthew Dick Michael Mann Now picture them in your tactics screen... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreaded Walrus Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Originally posted by Quacky:Stade de Suisse Wankdorf, home of BSC Young Boys. Its a well known thing backpackant, they rebuilt the stadium from the old Wankdorf but its still in the name. Oh man... anyone remember the Soccernet headline regarding that? Truly legendary. Young Boys' Wankdorf erection woe. And then, two years later, Young Boys Wankdorf erection relief. Whoever came up with those headlines deserves a pay rise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullion1 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Originally posted by Dreaded Walrus:<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Quacky: Stade de Suisse Wankdorf, home of BSC Young Boys. Its a well known thing backpackant, they rebuilt the stadium from the old Wankdorf but its still in the name. Oh man... anyone remember the Soccernet headline regarding that? Truly legendary. Young Boys' Wankdorf erection woe. And then, two years later, Young Boys Wankdorf erection relief. Whoever came up with those headlines deserves a pay rise. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> that is legendary. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
creature_from_ottawa Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 nick coward not that funny,but still coward. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radon Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Masahiro Nakashita... Duisburg physio, quite a good one I think Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gubbs Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Who could forget the seemingly indefatiguable Kuntz dribbling up and down the wing ... Danny Shittunot! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakey_q Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 ][/url] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
philly_flyer10 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 In EHM, theres a player called Fukufuji. Sounds like hes really annoyed with a camera firm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
turn it upto 11 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Originally posted by Jakey_q:][/url] im sure the queen would love dick, only at a reasonable price though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolvesNicky Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 James James Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
anagain Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Had a youth regen this season named Prince Cornwall (honest). I'm sure Madge would be proud of her grandkiddies for getting in the Bournemouth setup. He's actually not a bad left winger and I envisage good things of him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisy177 Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 had a regen called "Nikola Hadziahmetovic" Also "Tommy de ****" And in the Preston Under 18s: "DJ Dickford" (also a regen) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex14/01/87 Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Tal Shitrit an isreli referee Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreaded Walrus Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 In my save there's a regen at Tamworth with the rather excellent name Phil Brazil. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike7077 Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 I just had a player play against me in the Russian league called Oh Bum-Suk. And he's not a regen! Made me chuckle, it did. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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