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There is apparently a South African player in the database with the surname Hitler so in theory, a South African regen could pick it up at some point.

I'm still fond of Pheng Pheng Pheng Pheng of Vietnam. And I suppose my star Japanese players first name of Yusuke (You suck) is pretty cool. One of my youth strikers though has an awesome name... Fabrizio Zonzini. Dubbed the next Andy Selva, no less.

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Originally posted by Nobby_McDonald:

That reminds me of a John Motson commentary at a finals (can't remember which one).

"And Germany are about to make a substition... Kuntz..."

Euro 96, Motson was talking about Germany winning the last few games...then came out with Kuntz hehe

I signed a physio with the last name of Gay...

Message came up "Gay signs for Southampton"

I assumed it was John O'Shea but alais is wasnt.

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Armand One plays for TPS (Finland) in my game. He's from France so I'm not sure if that's a common surname or what.

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I don't know if they're in the game, but three real players:

Have-A-Look Dube

Danger Fourpence

Bongo Christ

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Originally posted by Y@$H!:

Some regen made me almost p!ss myself...CAMPBELL DICK...The headline...Wenger chases Dick...ROFLMFAO!!!!!! icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif

God thats feckin brilliant, mate. icon_biggrin.gif

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Originally posted by Bassman666:

german

stefan kuntz

beautiful, just beautiful

2 world wars eh? ha ha

You must remember the original video for 'Three Lions' - banned by the Beeb - which had the German wall with all the players sporting 'kuntz' on the backs of their shirts icon_biggrin.gif

Danger Fourpence

Bongo Christ

NickT - Seriously? Who do they play for? There is a real-life Bungo Singh in India - should be in the game.

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Almost fell off my couch when my new lot of academy players came in, a kinky cross-dressing Zimbabwean...LOVELACE SIBANDA!!!!!!! icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif

Pity he was sh!te and I had to release him...maybe he'll also join LA Galaxy and sent off against Argentina in a World Cup!!! icon_wink.gif

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Originally posted by Shiny223:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Y@$H!:

Some regen made me almost p!ss myself...CAMPBELL DICK...The headline...Wenger chases Dick...ROFLMFAO!!!!!! icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif

God thats feckin brilliant, mate. icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ha ha, yep...some classics too from commentary when playing him:

* "Dick hit the post" * yow that must'v hurt icon_biggrin.gif

* "The crowd chant Dick's name" * the perv's!!

and the classic...

"Dick should've scored" icon_biggrin.gif LOL hahahahaha

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Originally posted by Y@$H!:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Shiny223:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Y@$H!:

Some regen made me almost p!ss myself...CAMPBELL DICK...The headline...Wenger chases Dick...ROFLMFAO!!!!!! icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif

God thats feckin brilliant, mate. icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ha ha, yep...some classics too from commentary when playing him:

* "Dick hit the post" * yow that must'v hurt icon_biggrin.gif

* "The crowd chant Dick's name" * the perv's!!

and the classic...

"Dick should've scored" icon_biggrin.gif LOL hahahahaha </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dick heads wide?

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Originally posted by skintsaint:

Message came up "Gay signs for Southampton"

im sure that could be said about most of your players!

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On earlier verson of CM there was a Thai player called Bamrong Boonprom

Always thought it was afunny name!

Oh and he's real!

Boonprom

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okay ive seen a few on my current game...

my german star striker johan geyer

then my centre back is kunze

there was a guy called curtis jackson (nickname him 50cent perhaps?)

and then realmadrid have a defender called kalashnikov (hes a real gun of a player!)

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Originally posted by skintsaint:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Y@$H!:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Shiny223:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Y@$H!:

Some regen made me almost p!ss myself...CAMPBELL DICK...The headline...Wenger chases Dick...ROFLMFAO!!!!!! icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif

God thats feckin brilliant, mate. icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ha ha, yep...some classics too from commentary when playing him:

* "Dick hit the post" * yow that must'v hurt icon_biggrin.gif

* "The crowd chant Dick's name" * the perv's!!

and the classic...

"Dick should've scored" icon_biggrin.gif LOL hahahahaha </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dick heads wide? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dick is really up for this match.

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Originally posted by phnompenhandy:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Danger Fourpence

Bongo Christ

NickT - Seriously? Who do they play for? There is a real-life Bungo Singh in India - should be in the game. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Apparently Danger Fourpence plays for Caps Utd, and I don't know who he plays for but Bongo is from Congo. As far as I can tell, neither is in the game.

Few more at http://nameoftheyear.blogspot.com/2007/04/zimbabwe-is-f...s-danger-brains.html

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my favourite is from real life - he plays for morocco i think - Rectum Salami - makes me chuckle every time

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i went to the world cup in germany and my dad wouldnt let me get a germany shirt with Kuntz on the back. dunno why, hes a real player.

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i've just sold a nigerian kid called Sunday Monday and also my scouts noticed a young french kid called...Eric Cantona...hmmmm. although he's not actually great and he's a LB

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Originally posted by arsenal_2111:

Is saying Rod Fanni just immature?

If so, never mind!

There was a regen on m game (not at my club) called Scott Scott. His cruel parents!

I'm from South Africa and there was a TV presenter by the name of Scott Scott

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Haha yep me too James_33, good old curly haired MNet presenter....oh and dont forget Gerald de Kock icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif

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I needed some new strikers after reverting to a 4-3-3 ...what a three-"pronged" attack with these guys:

Steve Short

Matthew Dick

Michael Mann

Now picture them in your tactics screen... icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif

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Originally posted by Quacky:

Stade de Suisse Wankdorf, home of BSC Young Boys. Its a well known thing backpackant, they rebuilt the stadium from the old Wankdorf but its still in the name.

Oh man... anyone remember the Soccernet headline regarding that? Truly legendary.

Young Boys' Wankdorf erection woe.

And then, two years later, Young Boys Wankdorf erection relief. icon_biggrin.gif

Whoever came up with those headlines deserves a pay rise.

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Originally posted by Dreaded Walrus:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Quacky:

Stade de Suisse Wankdorf, home of BSC Young Boys. Its a well known thing backpackant, they rebuilt the stadium from the old Wankdorf but its still in the name.

Oh man... anyone remember the Soccernet headline regarding that? Truly legendary.

Young Boys' Wankdorf erection woe.

And then, two years later, Young Boys Wankdorf erection relief. icon_biggrin.gif

Whoever came up with those headlines deserves a pay rise. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

that is legendary.

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Masahiro Nakashita... Duisburg physio, quite a good one I think

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In EHM, theres a player called Fukufuji. Sounds like hes really annoyed with a camera firm.

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Originally posted by Jakey_q:

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im sure the queen would love dick, only at a reasonable price though.

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Had a youth regen this season named Prince Cornwall (honest).

I'm sure Madge would be proud of her grandkiddies for getting in the Bournemouth setup.

He's actually not a bad left winger and I envisage good things of him.

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had a regen called "Nikola Hadziahmetovic"

Also "Tommy de ****"

And in the Preston Under 18s: "DJ Dickford" (also a regen)

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I just had a player play against me in the Russian league called Oh Bum-Suk.

And he's not a regen! Made me chuckle, it did.

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