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Simple thread, use the three words 'I have never' to start your sentance and describe things you have never done, or that have never happened to you in FM. Keep it civil and on the topic of FM please :). I'll start:

I have never had a new stadium named after me

I have never had a new stadium at all

I have never had an in-game son

I have never bought a current world renowned superstar (Messi, Ronaldo etc)

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I have never had a takeover

I have never had a new stadium

I have never payed the inflated price for Mario Balloteli

I have never watched a friendly my team played in

I have never won the world cup

I have never lasted more than 1 hour managing a National Team

I have never played FM06,07,08,09

I have never have had a player score more than 3 goals in a game -.-

I have never managed a South American team

I have never managed a Asian team

I have never managed a African side

Etc Etc.

Bored of writing these

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I have never had a new stadium named after me

I have never had an in-game son

I have never bought a current world renowned superstar (Messi, Ronaldo etc)

I have never had a rich board takeover

I have never had a board takeover at all (this version)

I have never produced a great regen from my own youth. (for as long as I can remember)

I have never won the Premier league for the last 2 FMs

I have never been sacked (this version)

I have never been relagated (this version)

I have never been a member of the favoured personnel (for as long as I can remember)

I have never managed a national team for the last 2 FMs

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I have never ever signed Torres

I have never signed Gerrard

I have never managed a rival team - Arsenal / Liverpool / Chelsea

I have never signed Figo in the game

I have never been able to control my temper when i lose

I have never slept in the last 3 days

I have never had a better time playing FM while im had a few .. lol

I have never got on with Wenger or Benitez

I have never had a bigger flop than Luis Fabiano

I have never had a better deal than last seasons lulinha ...

There is 2 much to mention lol

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i have never had a new stadium

i have never had a son

i have never played outside europe

i have never lasted more than an hour as a national manager

i have never won the europa league (or uefa cup)

i have never ever ever ever cheated

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I have never purposely started a game with Southampton, sold all their best players for £0 and left :rolleyes:;)

hahahaha - funny man :D

i have never failed to achieve promotion/europe (depending on league)

i have never been sacked

i have never sold a player to rivals

i have never managed an asian player

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I have never beaten Man United

I have never allocated transfer funds to the correct areas of the team

I have never paid a transfer fee for a player of 30 or more

I have never been able to resist spending ridiculous money on single players if I get a big budget

I have never taken an English team into Europe

I have never been relegated

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I have never been in the position where I feel I am genuinely 'comfortable' with FM.

I have never had a stadium named after me.

I have never had an in-game son.

I have never kicked a boot into my star player's head, God knows I'd love to some times.

I have never threw pizza over a rival.

I have never stayed on at a club once it was apparent I had 'lost it' a la Rafael Benitez.

I have never successfully delivered an ultimatum to my board.

I have never liked training, nor have I ever been interested in it in the slightest.

I have never given a player their 'preferred squad number' unless it was the only one available.

I have never enjoyed a press conference.

And on and on and ariston....

EDIT: This thread is making me wonder what on Earth I like about FM :D

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I have never scored in extra time.

I have never managed to get my players to hear my screams.

I have never been able to find a chairman I like.

I have never managed to complete 20 years of a single game.

But I have managed to stay up for a solid 52 hours, 34 of which were spent playing FM. :cool:

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Can't think of a better use for 34 hours :p

I think that was the last time I played FM before the "5-month-dry-spell", as I call it.

By the end of the 34 hours, I was so sick of seeing the mutli-coloured smarties running around on the screen I deleted the game from my computer.

(Copied my save games first though. I wasn't that far gone. ;))

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So far: single savegame in Oct 2013.

I've never won a major European Competition

I've never signed a Top Star

I've never spent more than £ 4.5M on a player

I've never bought a player older than 27

I've never finished lower than 2nd in the league

I've never had a takeover

I've never had a new stadium

I've never lost money on a player [yet]

I've never managed a club other than Rosenborg

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