Kurtis Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 i found out jimmy briand was black yesterday omfg, in tears at work right now, loooooooooool!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 at 11pm you say only another 30mins next thing you know its 4 in the morning Lol, happened way too many times! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 When at the completion of the match, you get up and shake the door handle as if it was the opposing managers hand and wish it good luck for the future. LOL, quality man! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 It really gets concerning when you start to wonder if you should loan her out for a year to get some experience. omfg LOL!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 When one of your legendary players either retires or has to be let go after 16 years of service and you do a tribute to him in your facebook status Lmao, have actually done this with Cesc Fabregas at Arsenal in 2010! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 When you play your club's entrance music on iTunes/the Champions League anthem before you play a match. defo gonna do this from now on LOL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 You wonder why it's so hard for Wenger to buy players with a large transfer budget and small wage budget -- all he has to do is adjust the slider. haha I support Arsenal too!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 when you ring up your drug dealer and negotions break down due over the transfer fee Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraki Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 When you dont understand how that player scores 50 goals for you in the game, yet you watch him miss every goal opportunity every Sunday. You obviously know better than the coach, right ? When you know most youngsters that are now playing regularly because you discovered them in earlier FM versions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
popoia Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 ...When you begin to consider using shouts while making out, mulling over whether to tell her that you have faith or even -- depending on her morale -- impress me or prove a point during an interlude, and when all is said and done deliberating over whether to say well done, delighted, or disappointed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGE97 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 When you tell your mates you are better than the Barcelona scouts because you spotted Alexis Sanchez on FM10 and they have only just realised he will be a star. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGE97 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Following a break up with a girl, you ask your mates to compile a scout report on all the girls at school/work Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SazoJohnno Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 i created another steam account just so I can play FM while I play other games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyboyeden Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Your made the wife name the cat after the left back that scored the winner in the F.A cup final on that long awaited run to wembley that kept you up until 1.30am ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazaru5 Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 you are displaying numerous visible physical signs of withdrawal knowing that in an hour everybody else is going to be playing FM12... should cold turkey be this hard? I mean... I'm shaking so badly I can't hold anything... got a bit of fat finger typing too.. I might hide the car keys so I don't drive to Tesco's (hmm.. ??) must. resist. establishment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 When FM release day is second only to your birthday as the best day each year and you write your career thread OP a few days earlier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FM_player Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 ...When you can't sleep because you're thinking who will you sign or wich tactic will you use Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojojojo101 Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 When your seriously debating whether staying up all night playing FM when you have lectures from 9am til 7pm the following day... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arsenalthebest Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 when your son/little brother your looking after beats you in an fm match and you ground him for 6 months for dareing to beat you and you then make up some utter BS reason why he's grounded Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUTactician247 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 When you sit next to a plastic dummy, pretending to negotiate a contract with and him and talking in the "player"'s accent (language if possible) to say if he agrees/disagrees . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazaru5 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 When you sit next to a plastic dummy, pretending to negotiate a contract with and him and talking in the "player"'s accent (language if possible) to say if he agrees/disagrees . are you using tones? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUTactician247 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 are you using tones? Don't have FM12 yet , something else for me to do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samdiatmh Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 When your seriously debating whether staying up all night playing FM when you have lectures from 9am til 7pm the following day... bugger lectures, just watch the recordings (your uni records lectures right?) or look at the powerpoint slides Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technique Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 When your seriously debating whether staying up all night playing FM when you have lectures from 9am til 7pm the following day... If you were seriously addicted to FM then there would be no debate lol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cufcskim Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 .....when you wilfully install a known piece of buggy adware forced on you to play the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JockStein1967 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 That actually made me laugh out loud. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Ditto Also, when you stand outside the room when you have a touchline ban, or when you set up a press conference with yourself and your new signing who can't speak english (a pillow) at 4 in the morning Or when your in your english class and realise you've just used up 6 notebook pages by drawing out all possible tactics you could use for your next cup game You Scare Me :~ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koki Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 When you watch a football match on TV and want to set it to 'key highlights'.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArranoBeltza Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 When you spend your downtime in military training drawing out lineups and tactics then trying enthusiastically to discuss them with your friends....who are also in the American military.:o Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
akaranzo Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 When you start searching for young talents that you have found on FM in real life Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjericho Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 ...When you can't sleep because you're thinking who will you sign or wich tactic will you use When your seriously debating whether staying up all night playing FM when you have lectures from 9am til 7pm the following day... You described my last night, when I remembered a 4-2-3-1 tactic I had success with, I couldn't fall asleep because I was so excited to use it the next day! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punchdrunk Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 When you're on the forum and most of the active GD users joined years after you... :o Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RBF652 Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 When you call your girlfriend late at night because the club is going to build a new stadium named after you. Then you go back to the game and start read the message many times, imagining how it would look like. Finaly, you draw it on piece of paper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technique Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 When you cut a hole into your desk chair and fix a bag on to it so you don't have to get up to go to the toilet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazaru5 Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 When you cut a hole into your desk chair and fix a bag on to it so you don't have to get up to go to the toilet. couldn't you just play on a laptop... take that to the loo with you instead...? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impale Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 You quantify time in units of how much a session you can fit in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technique Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 couldn't you just play on a laptop... take that to the loo with you instead...? I'm afraid that would involve getting up wouldn't it. No, I'll be sticking to defecating into my makeshift toilet/chair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjericho Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 When you concede a goal in the 93rd minute and decide to smash your cell phone against the wall... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fookison Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 When you choose to discuss with friends your current save status in FM12 instead of talking about the weekend results from your favorite football league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazaru5 Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 I'm afraid that would involve getting up wouldn't it. No, I'll be sticking to defecating into my makeshift toilet/chair. then I guess you'll be needing this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR866Gunner Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 When you purchase on android and play on toilet breaks, in my case today's train journey to London and also cramming in a quick run whilst sat in Russell square!... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilCuoreDiRoma Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 when you have pieces of scrap paper lying around your desk with starting lineups and formations Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keioel Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 When you have 687 hours played and you've only managed to get one save game past the first season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overmars Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 When you start researching very low reputation teams to buy in real life so that you can appoint yourself manager and live out your FM dream. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikulec Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 When you listen to all these transfer rumors and know every player you hear about and can name five other ones who would perform well at the mentioned team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soccer Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 When playing a real football match yourself, you command your team-mates to: Exploit the flanks Get stuck in Get ball forward Hassle opponents Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 When you play on your lunch at work in your car on your own Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikulec Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 You insist that Thiago Silva is going to be one of the best defenders in the world, even though you have never seen him in real life! Just browsed through the pages and found this. Notice the date (mid-2009) and... yeah, FM did it again! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky323 Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 ...You pretend its real life and you speak like a reporter or commentator in your head ''Liverpool have just signed a new player and he will be on the bench today'' ect...ect...ect Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindon69 Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 When you're managing a third tier Spanish club and get so involved you find their website so you can play the club anthem in Spanish before key games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin3 Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 When you're convinced that you're a better manager than the one at the club you support. Yes Sir Alex, I'm talking about you! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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