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Once upon a time, a little Swazi lad called Royce Sithole came home from public school. He was poor. Very poor. Of course. But that one day... It was special. The instant he came in, his dad called his name. 'Royce', he yelled, 'Look at this'. Then he showed a picture. The picture showed a car. A... Bentley. No, not a Rolls Royce, you fool. Anyway- young Sithole was inspired. He wanted the car. But he was poor. So he couldn't get it. 10 years (or something idk) later, he finally had built up the money to see a match of football in his country. Inmediately he realised something. He saw the players struggle harshly, get punted off, concede at irritating moments, and much more. He thought he could do it much better than the guy who went by as the 'coach' of the team. After the match, Royce approached the 'coach' and questioned his abillity. And then came the bombshell. 'Do you get paid for this?' he asked. 'Yes, why wouldn't I?' was the response. A light bulb went up in Royce's head now. If he could do it better than this guy, who earns money off of this, then why wouldn't he try to realise the dream of his truth and afford a car while leading a team to glory? And so he would. Alright enough of this, i'm not that great at telling stories. Point is- we're here to bring glory to Africa. In which countries you may ask? These. My friend made a very fun looking database fixated around the southernmost part of the continent and it would only make sense to give it a shot in one way or another. Why not write a bit of a story around it? Here's some goals to get you excited. The first one would obviously be to win promotion from one of the lower divisions that got added, preferably in Eswatini or Lesotho for realism's sake. Won't let it get in the way of fun factor though. After that has happened, I would grant myself access to the highest divisions of every country barring South Africa (where I would be able to manage in the second tier instead). Then finally, the big one, is to win all of the top divisions. From Botswana to Zimbabwe, no stone should remain uncovered. After that you'd probably be looking at me trying to win the CL and Cup of Nations with the national teams, however it's unlikely I will have the determination to actually make it happen. He never learned how to look cool in a way that it's actually cool. Can you *really* blame him though? Poor guy. Literally.