Discworld Post match press conference:
Hi everyone. Welcome to our first press conference here at Ankh-Morpork. Chairman Terr Pratchett, manager Harry Redknapp and Carlos Tevez will be answering your questions tonight. Let's start:
Press: Mr Pratchett, you've invested a lot of money into building this new team. What are your goals and expectations with Discworld FC?
Pratchett: Well, I've always enjoyed the sport and when the opportunity came to start a team in the premiership, I felt that I had to do this. As for expectations, I hope that the team will do well, at least a european spot. But I also expect the team to play some lovely football, that can entertain the supporters just as well as my book does.
Press: How comy you signed Harry Redknapp as manager of the team?
Pratchett: I've always liked Harry, done a great job in most clubs he's been at, and I like what he did with Tottenham. Hopefully he can do even better results with this team.
Press: Mr Redknapp, what do you think of the club?
Redknapp: Really enjoyed it so far. Mr Pratchett has been very nice and have let me handle all team decisions. The squad looks really good and hopefully we have a good season in front of us.
Press: 1-0 against Dockland South, what are your thoughts of the game mr Redknapp?
Redknapp: A pretty good effort. The first game of the season is always hard. You never really know how strong your team really are. The team did what had to be done and managed to secure a 1-0 win.
Press: How will the team handle that two central midfielders injured?
Redknapp: Well we have a strong squad, so I'm sure we'll manage. But it is of course very tugh to lose such quality players as Hamsik and Rosicky.
Press: Carlos Tevez, only goal scorer of the match, can you describe the game please?
Tevez: Well, a solid team effort. Sagna did a wonderful pass to me and I could finish with my usual flair. The team then defended well and could get 3 pts.
That's all for now. We'll be back from Ankh-Morpork after next game here..