Snedhead

Felt like I'd gone back in time 12 years when I noticed Scott Brown's best role and duty was as a box-to-box midfielder :*(

Unbelievable

OH MY!!!!!!!

Hoddle repeatedly using the phrase 'Love Train' is unsettling

Surely you take off one of Alli/Lingard/Sterling for a more combative midfielder now?

Kane is an utterly superb striker. Incredible temperament.

Colombian player was trying to scuff the penalty spot then

Diabolical game so far

Wouldn't disagree. At least he's trying to show for the ball. Alli in particular has been utterly anonymous.

Think they were complaining that the second line was further back than the first one

I'm not getting on the 'Sterling is terrible' wagon, but he's just... weird. Seems to fall down on the absolute basics so many times and makes frankly terrible decisions regularly. Going to say he's far better making runs and stretching teams than he is dropping deep and trying to show anything technically clever or intelligent on the ball.

Mbappe is ridiculous

The amount of hate Di Maria has taken in here today and then that

Rashford

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