So is today the bank holiday we read about or is there another one where people can get sloshed without the funeral distraction?
Bit rubbish if it is. That operation London Bridge made it sound like there'd be a few long drinking weekends when she died.
There's 1.5m people watching the BBC news live feed and it's crashed.
First Fergie, then Wenger and now Liz. All of our childhood stalwarts have gone now. It's a new world 😪
Pubs will be forced to close.
You will either have to mourn silently at home in front a huge portrait of our fallen god, or in mass hysteria outside Buckenham palace.
althooooooughh looks she stayed in her car. Hmmmm, you know.. nah forget it.
Buuuuuuuuttt.....
The fact she stayed in the car... hmmmm...... It's crazy, but there is plenty of room underneath that door for a master puppeteer to work in.
Just saying.