SouthCoastRed

They were more naive than **** tbf

England in 2014 tbh

Man United fans are used to it

Why do you not like me

Might improve it tbh

Today in the World Cup Qatar bear Ecuador 1-0 after the plucky South Americans had 17 goals disallowed for offside

VAR remembered who was paying the wages

Fake news mate, I’m holding on

Right, time for a nap zzzzzzz…….

For once, quicker than the web footed freak

Was only on the red button thank god

Nope. You know what that means

They're still building the studio

Pre-tournament Bonuses: How many goals will be scored in the tournament? 167 Who will be top scorer for the whole tournament? Mbappe How many hat-tricks will be scored in the tournament? 3 How many own goals will be scored in the tournament? 6 Who will win the tournament? Argentina Who will be runner up? France Group Stage Bonuses Which player will score the first goal in the tournament? Enner Valencia Who will score England's first goal? Harry Kane How many goals will be scored in the Group stages in total? 121 How many goals will England score in the Group stages? 5 Who will be the top scorer for the Group stages? Mbappe How many yellow cards will there be in the Group stages? 196 How many red cards will there be in the Group stages? 6 Group Stages Sunday 20th November Group A Qatar 1-1 Ecuador

I have devised a scoring system for this competition, that I’m not sharing for copyright reasons, but this finishes 3-0 to Mr Wallin

Ah, the lesser spotted, seldom noticed Delgado monster. One magnificent goal, and a million brilliant one liners from Gordon Strachan

All 7 of them?

This years BBC one is absolutely rubbish. Everything about this is going to be a ****show isn’t it

That's just your excuse to avoid all the Southgate hate

Having been in charge of the Heineken operation for 2012 I would imagine the poor bastard running Budweiser feels like drinking his entire stock himself this morning. The amount of logistical planning that goes into these things and then have the jokers move the goalposts miles, with 48 hours notice is the stuff career suicides are made of!! I sincerely hope AB inBev (Buds parent company) sue the living **** out of FIFA

I'm claiming an appeal as he was named in the squad Or, I'm claiming I'm playing his sister up front Or, I'm royally screwed and have no idea what to do One of these options is selectable

I did say when I picked him I was going to reinvent him

It’s his Friday night alter ego, we’re gonna blow those Qatari minds with a bit of cross dressing

Well done @Sons FC, was going to do it myself but I realised if I ran it, it would be USA 2026 before we had results

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