SouthCoastRed

Just 2 ordinary Americans

Why would I wait 4 minutes????

This. He'll be sworn in as King this evening if she's died, then the coronation would probably be in the new year

One last selfless act for a grateful nation

I thought the radio was bad, 30 minutes after getting home and Huw and Nick have me reaching for the domestos to drink

You realise she's sat up in bed, drinking gin, smoking a woodbine pissing herself laughing at Witchell and all the other morbid arses

They're waiting for William to arrive before announcing it, as Charles is going to immediately abdicate!!!

The monarch passes, Winter is Coming! Sound familiar? (watch out for Boris on a dragon over Westminster)

I am yes

Right.... we're rid of Boris at last..... Who's next...... OMG!!! My heart!!!

Every day is a learning day

I said to your father, Charles, keeping this place warm will be the death of me

The coffin would have been in Balmoral for years, this is just the hangers-on they're flying up

If you hadn't run the guy with the flag down, then everything was good

Piers Morgan will be apoplectic

She's waiting for her taxi

As you're full of **** this is a massive contribution tbf

The loyal Royalists are a very very strange breed

They're just waiting for the children to arrive before announcing it I assume. The whole attitude is just playing for time on radio and I guess the tv as well

100% if she's gone all the football will be off

The course has taught me a valuable lesson. Don't get ****ing caught!!!!

Ower services drive thru McDonald's actually

Driving home and radio 2 goes quiet, **** I thought she's gone!!! Nope the car cut the station to a local one for a traffic report

God what a day to be on a speed awareness course where you have to turn the phone off, to come out to this absolute *********!!!

1998 I was there, in the crowd behind the goal when Beckham smashed the free kick in against Colombia. Arrested 15 minutes after full time, deported that evening, and back in France for the Argentina game 4 days later I was there all the way in 90, well till the Semi Finals when we bought the wrong tickets , but I was still in a bar 5 minutes from the stadium attempting to sell a kidney or two for a ticket. Tear gassed to hell and back twice. I was there in 1982 in the stupidest World Cup ever when we never lost a game and still went out. Beat to a pulp by the Spanish Police after Kuwait and West Germany. There's a trend developing here Perhaps Qatar might be a step too far, both hands removed and stoned to death in the marketplace