come_on_poolies Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 I was looking in the cupboard in the kitchen for my passport (need to send it away to get it renewed, ran out in March) and came across this long, red thing shaped very much like a..well, yes. It has batteries (Panasonic) in it and it vibrates. It couldn't BE anything else. I think I'm scarred. My brain wants me to throw up. She could have at least hid it better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
come_on_poolies Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 I was looking in the cupboard in the kitchen for my passport (need to send it away to get it renewed, ran out in March) and came across this long, red thing shaped very much like a..well, yes. It has batteries (Panasonic) in it and it vibrates. It couldn't BE anything else. I think I'm scarred. My brain wants me to throw up. She could have at least hid it better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
come_on_poolies Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 I was looking in the cupboard in the kitchen for my passport (need to send it away to get it renewed, ran out in March) and came across this long, red thing shaped very much like a..well, yes. It has batteries (Panasonic) in it and it vibrates. It couldn't BE anything else. I think I'm scarred. My brain wants me to throw up. She could have at least hid it better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
come_on_poolies Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 I was looking in the cupboard in the kitchen for my passport (need to send it away to get it renewed, ran out in March) and came across this long, red thing shaped very much like a..well, yes. It has batteries (Panasonic) in it and it vibrates. It couldn't BE anything else. I think I'm scarred. My brain wants me to throw up. She could have at least hid it better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
come_on_poolies Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 I was looking in the cupboard in the kitchen for my passport (need to send it away to get it renewed, ran out in March) and came across this long, red thing shaped very much like a..well, yes. It has batteries (Panasonic) in it and it vibrates. It couldn't BE anything else. I think I'm scarred. My brain wants me to throw up. She could have at least hid it better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mookie Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 is she hot? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahsdaddy Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Your Mammys dirty! could be worse..... It could be daddys!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wycombe Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 keeps it in the kitchen?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
come_on_poolies Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sarahsdaddy: Your Mammys dirty! could be worse..... It could be daddys!!!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> He doesn't live with us any more. I'm assuming this is why she has it. Help me cope. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Rockstar Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Is it still moist? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooders86 Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Sniff it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
come_on_poolies Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wicom: keeps it in the kitchen?! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> How many 19 year old lads do you know that go in the kitchen apart from to look in the fridge? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abe Lenstra Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 grow up ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wicom: keeps it in the kitchen?! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> She uses it as a rolling pin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wycombe Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by come_on_poolies: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wicom: keeps it in the kitchen?! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> How many 19 year old lads do you know that go in the kitchen apart from to look in the fridge? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> fewer than go poking around in mums underwear draw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doonhamer Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Just be happy she uses the vibrator and not the neighbours. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
batch Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 She keeps it in the kitchen ?? Suppose it must get a bit boring being chained to that kitchen sink. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wycombe Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Abe Lenstra: grow up ffs <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
José_9_Reyes Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 You didnt touch it did you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waria Ahmed Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 ROFL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunkilmoon Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 It's just a toothbrush. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mookie Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 demand money from her or threaten to tell everyone at church...she's a sinner Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavnoble Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Guess the spin dryer wasn't 'doing it for' her anymore? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie_keane22 Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 has no one said it yet? linkage? (to either mum or the object in question) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synthahols_for_Girls Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Just think what she's been using to whip up those milkshakes she makes you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigwig Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 How do you know it was your mum's? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James M Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Ouch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Coo Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Don't throw it out mate, it cost me 25 quid ffs !! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutu87 Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Oh dear... what are you going to do. Tell mommy, please (don't forget to tape it for us all to hear what happened ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
José_9_Reyes Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Robbie_keane22: has no one said it yet? linkage? (to either mum or the object in question) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i second that! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Senegal Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Nothing to be ashamed of Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie_keane22 Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 best mum thread ever bar the one with the spaffing in the face etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey White Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by come_on_poolies: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sarahsdaddy: Your Mammys dirty! could be worse..... It could be daddys!!!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> He doesn't live with us any more. I'm assuming this is why she has it. Help me cope. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes, you've come to the right place.... Picture her with it, y'know you want to.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
come_on_poolies Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 On the plus side, I guess I don't have to buy Sarah anything for christmas now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valiant Richie Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 And Lubricant next to it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
westmead63 Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Valiant Richie: And Lubricant next to it? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Could well be Vaseline if the Madcap thread is anything to go by... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
José_9_Reyes Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Even though its funny for us guys, but why on earth did you come here to tell us?!?!? Were not going to sit here and say "Poor you, its normal mate. I feel sorry for you, think of positive things". Harldy a typicla OTF quote is it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
come_on_poolies Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by José_9_Reyes: Even though its funny for us guys, but why on earth did you come here to tell us?!?!? Were not going to sit here and say "Poor you, its normal mate. I feel sorry for you, think of positive things". Harldy a typicla OTF quote is it? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Liven up an otherwise boring night? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James M Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Ahahaha, ok, linkage coming up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SI Staff Marc Duffy Posted October 7, 2004 SI Staff Share Posted October 7, 2004 Your mummy has been on one of those internet shopping channels and got a state of the art 'fannybawsreach' toothbrush. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Senegal Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Does it have an anal probe attachment? Its just I'm looking for one for mum for Xmas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James M Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Poolies' Mum is a MILF Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerleat Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 posted purely for our entertainment i couldnt care less if these stories are real or not, if they make me laugh. btw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Sell it on ebay, usually goes quite high a used vibrator ....... though have to put un used with the un in brackets as your not supposed to sell used vibrators on ebay Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastwood Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 like Reyes said, that's one thing I'd keep to myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyBhoy Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by José_9_Reyes: Even though its funny for us guys, but why on earth did you come here to tell us?!?!? Were not going to sit here and say "Poor you, its normal mate. I feel sorry for you, think of positive things". Harldy a typicla OTF quote is it? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> come on mate, whats wrong with that, this forum is exactly for this sorta useless pointless rubbish which makes up laff or smirk or cry for that matter, all harmless and why not read about other peoples stories misfortunesetc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synthahols_for_Girls Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by James M: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v456/james_m/mummy.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no way more like a MIWTWY Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James M Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Btw, accpording to Poolies that really is a picture of his Mum, so Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Senegal Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by James M: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v456/james_m/mummy.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I would But then I'm closer to her age than his Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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