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The totally *not* official Advanced Access Speculation of FM24 - This time it’s speculative


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1 minute ago, seanydude said:

If its Thursday, it'll be decided on Thursday.

 

SI don't know themselves exactly when it'll be yet, they'll know it's close but until they're ready to push the button, they won't be able to confirm anything.

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2 minutes ago, Wolf_pd said:

@XaWwhat do you think of checking in? Is it ready for release, ready for test, just a checkin in between? Or maybe just someone changing their folder setup and checking that in?

I often just add a random comment and send it through.

//just adding this here to update the version

Something like that.

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5 minutes ago, celtic_fc said:

 

I knew there was a reason I read, and took part in, 90 pages of nonsense. :D 

Shameless self promotion, but it was all downhill from here:

On 06/10/2023 at 10:20, gunner86 said:

I do remember, once, a few years ago, I was back packing through the foothills of the Himalayas. Now, how I got there is an interesting story. See, for several months I’d been having dreams, almost visions really about a small temple, miles from anywhere in Bhutan, where a sole monk lived. He said a single word. “Time”. He didn’t say it in English, he said it in the ancient dialect he spoke, but fortunately, my visions were subtitled. As an aside, the subtitle was inventor bit Sir Geoffrey Subtitle in 2006, to help his wife, Britney, to learn to read while watching war documentaries, physics lectures and Sesame Street.

Anyway, so after having woken up at 2 am from a vision, I decided action needed to be taken. Urgent action. So the very next day, I got up, packed a bag with essentials, sold all my remaining belongings, and went straight to the airport. I took an Uber, the drivers name was Jermain. He told me about his time playing football for many clubs, some good, some Tottenham. I refused to tip a man that would dare speak that name to me. I walked through the airport, admiring the little details, like the crown moulding, the large advertising screens, the Superdry store, and the cleaner in a sombrero. I approached the Air Bhutan desk and asked for a ticket.

”Sorry”, said the attendant, “We’re not a real airline” and promptly disappeared. Instead I chose to follow my instincts and flew Emirates to Dubai. From there, I rented a car. A Citroen Berlingo, and drove east into the sea. The car stopped working, presumably because all Citroens are poorly made, and not because I had driven like a twerp.

I spoke to a local called Norman. I think that was his name, I wasn’t listening. Anyway, he offered to take me for a ride in his helicopter. It was made of holiday gold, except for the windows which were basically sellotape and the little windows you get in envelopes from bills. On one of these I could still make out the residual ink of a letter sent to Gareth Gates. This made me sad.

After several hours I fell asleep, and, as seats made of gold are slippery, and the windows were essentially non-existent, promptly fell out. Surprisingly I did not awake from my slumber, fortunately, the helicopter was flying above a pillow repository in Northern India at the time, so I landed, rather conveniently on the roof, which was made of corrugated steel.

I awoke the next morning to a small porcupine licking my face. To this day, I still don’t know how it got on that roof. Or indeed, to Northern India. I checked the maps on my phone, and realised I was just an 18 hour hike to my destination. I set off immediately, scavenging bottles of Sprite and cooling apple pies from window sills as sustenance. The walk was long and arduous. At one point I broke my leg, but I used the in game editor to remove all injuries and carried on regardless.

It was dusk when I arrived at the monastery. A small simple building, with a stripper pole in the back, a 4 car garage, and a Holiday Inn next door. The monk waited for me, smiling at the door. “I’ve been waiting for you” he said, again, subtitled, “you have a question for me.”

”Yes, please. I need to know” my words, fizzing from the Sprite and reeking of apple and cinnamon. “I have travelled far, the journey has nearly killed me, I have sold all my belongings, but this is more important than any of that.”

”Ask me child” he replied.

I drew a breath. “How long is it between 6th October and 6th November?”

He relaxed, looked me square in the eyes and said “4 weeks, 4 days”

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5 minutes ago, celtic_fc said:

 

I knew there was a reason I read, and took part in, 90 pages of nonsense. :D 

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I'm more of a lurker but read the last 40 pages or so and this is how I feel.

I can't imagine how it is for you!

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1 minute ago, XaW said:

I often just add a random comment and send it through.

//just adding this here to update the version

Something like that.

Something like updating every <item> to version 23.9 or something, yeah.

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Just now, Wolf_pd said:

Something like updating every <item> to version 23.9 or something, yeah.

 

2 minutes ago, XaW said:

I often just add a random comment and send it through.

//just adding this here to update the version

Something like that.

We all know it's @Kyle Brown just renaming every world class player to KyleHasAllThePower 

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2 minutes ago, DivineOne said:

Apparently the Epic launcher says the game will release on the 19th, so Thursday.  An oopsie from Epic?

It also says this.... lets hope they're just throwing random dates about haha

 

  • Early Access is typically available roughly two weeks before the November 7th street date. Early Access versions of FM24 may go live at different times on different platforms.
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Just now, hm86 said:

It also says this.... lets hope they're just throwing random dates about haha

 

  • Early Access is typically available roughly two weeks before the November 7th street date. Early Access versions of FM24 may go live at different times on different platforms.

Anyone preordered on epic to see if the original photo was real or fake?

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