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We all know there are hidden attributes for each player, but did you know their are hidden PPMs too?  Finally an explanation for so much that happens on the pitch!

Using my elite hacking skills, I've managed to uncover these but I'm sure there are more:

 

Crosses into defender

Heads to opposition

Plays under hit through balls

Overthrows throw-ins

Shoots with gentleness

Takes long kicks always

Shoots directly at keeper in one on ones

Clogs opposition area

Avoids off-ball movement

Ignores Instructions

 

 

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Some of these are tactical, but some made me actually lol

2 hours ago, Erith22 said:

Shoots with gentleness

Is my personal favourite

One to add:

- Passes back to keeper from promising attacking position

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— runs into offside (Diamantakos)

— Shoots at keeper (counter strikers)

— Easily confused (Baumann)

— Does not know the term 'shorter passes' 

— Outplays his stats (Gogia, Ziereis, Knoll)

— Moans a lot (Bellarabi)

— Plays well when unhappy (Dimata)

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- Unable to work out how to go round opponent, so just kick ball against his legs.

- defender is able to head ball  anywhere when easier to just control it.

- receive a pass and watch opponent simply take ball away from him.

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 Loves conceding goals at his near post

Despises Defending and chasing the ball carrier

Moves back to position instead of applying pressure to ball carrier 1 metre away

Stops chasing winger just before he crosses

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5 hours ago, Erith22 said:

Shoots with gentleness

 

 

4 hours ago, upthetoon said:

Stays offside 

 

 

43 minutes ago, Viking said:

Attempts to hit woodwork rather than score.

These are great.

- Places shots just wide.

- Plays short dangerous passes.

- Shoots with Inaccuracy.

- Places shots into goalkeeper's arms.

- Tries to play way into trouble.

 

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Avoids using stronger foot

Comes deep to give away the ball

Plays with back to ball

Knocks ball past teammate

Likes to switch ball to opponent

Gets forward whenever inconvenient

Does not even attempt tackles

Marks opponent rarely

 

(FWIW I think this has been done before, but it's still funny)

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- rifle ball into team-mates back

- attempts to back-pass the ball out for opposition corner kick often

- falls over the ball instead of making a simple pass

- looks to hit the bar rather than score

- attempts long-range field goals

- encourages back line to all jump for same ball

- dives often

- almost gets lucky whenever possible

- hold up on ball in own penalty area

- likes to run into offside positions

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9 hours ago, Erith22 said:

We all know there are hidden attributes for each player, but did you know their are hidden PPMs too?  Finally an explanation for so much that happens on the pitch!

Using my elite hacking skills, I've managed to uncover these but I'm sure there are more:

 

Crosses into defender

Heads to opposition

Plays under hit through balls

Overthrows throw-ins

Shoots with gentleness

Takes long kicks always

Shoots directly at keeper in one on ones

Clogs opposition area

Avoids off-ball movement

Ignores Instructions

 

 

What are the hidden attributes? 

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Stays stationary when back passed to (this is a goalie ppm) 

 

Leisurely runs after loose ball when being chased by attacker (defender ppm) 

Passes to the player guarded by 3 defenders

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Requests new contract often

Tries not to score goals 

Gets injured often

Tries to get sent off

Takes long throw onto opposition 

Smacks ball against opposition for corner 

Starts dressing room revolt against manager 

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11 hours ago, jcp1417 said:

What are the hidden attributes? 

I will treat this as serious question. Hidden attributes are: Injury Proneness, Professionalism, Pressure, Controversy, Dirtiness, Consistency, Important Matches, Ambition, Loyalty, Sportsmanship, Temperament, Versatility.

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- Argues with manager

- Knocks himself past opponent

- Runs rarely

- Arrives late in own team's area

- Comes deep to not do anything

- Moves into offside possition

- Plays one-twos with opponents

- Likes to switch ball out of play

- Tries short simple passes

- Uses long throws to concede possession

- Looks for overhead kicks rather than attempting to score

- Hits opponent's wall with power

- Likes to lob the goalnet

- Never tries first time shots

- Marks opponents gently

- Avoids using stronger foot

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Hits long free kicks nowhere near team mates

(GK) Watches rebounded shots/passes a yard away from him as opposition run in and score.

Delays crossing until full back arrives to block.

Tries to score one on ones by kicking the ball at the goalkeeper.

Runs back from offside position to give away free kick.

Hits back passes harder than shots.

Plays in a way that doesn't match his attributes.

 

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Well its not ME ppms but you know them very good. TOO MUCH good :(

  • whine like a ***** about all your decisions
  • greedy_bastard_mode which want a new contract every day
  • Play without injures all time but injured for 4-6 months together with other players in current position

I try to find these atributes in editor, but still not. Looks like there are hide deeper like DarkNet. DarkEditor! :eek:

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Oh I know a PPM!

  • BEAST MODE aka Bull's Bloody Eyes! Red card in a field's middle, first minute of important game. Especially if player doesn't dirty and usually hasn't troubles with YC/RC. It's classic
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2 hours ago, Novem9 said:

 

  • Play without injures all time but injured for 4-6 months together with other players in current position

I screamed into my pillow just now. This is way, way to common for me.

Granted, one of the games was Stuttgart with Baumgartl and Badstuber in defense but even without that I had plenty of seasons with filler youths to greyed out players in my squad due to heavy injury bugs. 

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On 23/03/2019 at 11:13, kandersson said:

Kicks ball out of bounds right after kick-off.

Likes to fail to beat offside trap. 

Sprints forward after taking a direct free kick. 

This has been an 'issue' for years and years. Every player sprints forward after a free kick or shot is taken haha. Looks terrible.

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- Always scores against his old club (especially human controlled ones) 

 

- Loves to makes tackles close to the edge of the penalty area, knowing that VAR will give a free kick either way

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Hits low crosses high

Lofts drilled crosses to the far post

Lofts near post crosses to the far post

CB moonwalks for at least two seconds when ball played over the top of defence to allow slow striker to get away from him

Does not get straight red after more than half an hour of game

Plays nothing like real life equivalent (Moreno)

Plays nothing like real life equivalent (entire City squad)

Never throws throw ins below shoulder height

 

 

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(Human controlled players) Breaks laws of physics to slide backwards without moving legs and get poorly timed shot away.

(AI controlled players) Breaks laws of physics to slide backwards without moving legs and unleashes thunderous strike into top corner.

Refuses to close down players.

(Defenders only) Knocks ball 3 yards away and thinks about whether iron was left on.

(Full backs only) Forgets to mark.

 

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One that every wide player seems to have:  Likes to win corner

Coupled with every defender having: Likes to concede corner

- Lets ball run for throw-in

- Likes to ignore cutback

- Dribbles slowly towards own goal to invite foul  

- Parries ball to opposition (GK ppm)

 

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