Sned Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 bahahahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliss Seeker Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 i'm gonna believe that he did that on purpose. If so, that's comedy cold. if not, it's still comedy gold. love it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foofighter23 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 well that put a big smile on my face :D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonahno6 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Genius, laughed out loud. Not the best time to though as everyone's asleep . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samba Magician Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I like how this thread has become less about the actual topic and more about the comedy genius of OP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becks Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Do you take American Express? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razzler Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Love it if he said that on purpose If not, isn't it great there is still some innocence in the world! I remember this exact same stat for UK ten pound notes, might have been 8 out of 10, basically, it's made up, isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthulian Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Love it if he said that on purpose If not, isn't it great there is still some innocence in the world!I remember this exact same stat for UK ten pound notes, might have been 8 out of 10, basically, it's made up, isn't it? Fairly sure it's true, as Cocaine doesn't tend to come off notes it effectively means that the note has been used to snort coke at least once in its lifetime. Edit: In fact, come to think of it, the note just has to be kept next to a note that's been used to snort coke, so it's not that improbable when you think about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blink2k Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 absolute genius Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunts Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 ahahahaha..... i could type that for 30 pages front and back i am laughing so much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalution Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Yeah, not made up at all, not really surprising either (for those that have read about such things before) and not really an indiciation of an increase in use or anything (although there is one) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillsminnow Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Praying to hell he's that naive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalution Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I wonder what percentage of debit cards have coke on them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jongi Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 good stuff from the op there. just hope it's the naivety of youth at play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jongi Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I wonder what percentage of debit cards have coke on them. apparently you want to be using something like an Amex black for best results Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillsminnow Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Last line of the OP was just for the craic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill Rock Stars Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 opening post hilarity aside, there's no way the statistic is true, as notes have a pretty short lifespan (one year for £5 notes I think, can't imagine the united states is much longer) before they become too dogeared to use. can't believe that cocaine use is so rampant that 90% of notes have traces on within a year or two Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KK2003 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 opening post hilarity aside, there's no way the statistic is true, as notes have a pretty short lifespan (one year for £5 notes I think, can't imagine the united states is much longer) before they become too dogeared to use. can't believe that cocaine use is so rampant that 90% of notes have traces on within a year or two I think it's more to do with the fact that the notes only really need to come into contact with contaminated notes, so it doesn't mean each note has actually been used itself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ready Freddie Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Funny guy... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qolumbo Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 From another article on this subject: The researchers noted that the amounts of cocaine were not enough to cause any health (or drug-testing) concerns. And the findings do not mean that 9 of every 10 bills have been used to snort cocaine. The drug, a fine powder, spreads easily through bill-counting machines and other currency handling methods. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becks Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 So really it means nothing. Surely if they did the same test for urine they would have the same result Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jongi Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 So really it means nothing. Surely if they did the same test for urine they would have the same result you **** your money away? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fat Santa Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Such old news. Remember getting told this when I went on Money laundering training with american Express. About 10 years ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becks Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Money laundering training sounds pretty good. So like Lau, Amex's revenue streams are off the books. Who knew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROESIDER Posted August 24, 2009 Author Share Posted August 24, 2009 You think he'll come back on and claim it was a stroke of comedy gold? It was a stroke of comedy gold ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Governor Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 It was a stroke of comedy gold ! On past posting history, I doubt it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalution Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 opening post hilarity aside, there's no way the statistic is true, as notes have a pretty short lifespan (one year for £5 notes I think, can't imagine the united states is much longer) before they become too dogeared to use. can't believe that cocaine use is so rampant that 90% of notes have traces on within a year or two so you're dismissing actual research for your pre-concieved ideas with no real indepth thought behind them? okay Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Governor Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 He wouldn't be the first to do so on here, would he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalution Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 No, sadly not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik86 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I never caught this thread the first time round... Genius! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pnefc22 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 haaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aston_martin Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Haha . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
williamshankley Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Isn't this about as obvious as Ricky Martin being Gay? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik86 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Isn't this about as obvious as Ricky Martin being Gay? Well put sir:thup: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanGLiverpool Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Oh my days, wp ROESIDER Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestBromwichBrazil Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 You would have to question the research methods of this study too. How many notes they tested etc. They might have just tested 10 notes all from a drug dealers pocket Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sebsy Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Why the christ do you keep posting news threads Roesider. They are never anything of interest. Have you ever started a thread based on anything to do with you or are you some kind of newsbot programmed to log in every now and then and post a random news piece? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie177 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Why the christ do you keep posting news threads Roesider. They are never anything of interest. Have you ever started a thread based on anything to do with you or are you some kind of newsbot programmed to log in every now and then and post a random news piece? The thread was posted a while ago, someone just dug it up. Still makes me laugh though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 That was a good read ha. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sebsy Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Oh you are alive, Tyoldinho. IPool ring a bell :/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGartz Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I don't get it, you can use your debit card to buy coke these days....? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klimowicz Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 The thread was posted a while ago, someone just dug it up. Still makes me laugh though To be fair, ROESIDER posted a news thread today That last line was my location for ages. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie177 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 To be fair, ROESIDER posted a news thread today That last line was my location for ages. Yeah just saw that other news thread my mistake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
muncherdave Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 class thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powlay Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I don't get it, you can use your debit card to buy coke these days....? You seriously dont get it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razzler Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 haha, Ste adds himself to the list Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnesia Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I was once a cocaine addict. I stopped using as the coke in the U.K. is so cut its just not worth it (yes, i know about all the other health dangers too, blah blah blah) Anyway, we are now witnessing an emergence of cheaper drugs such as meth and plant food. Watch any documentary about Meth, its frightening !! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaynm Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I don't understand, they carry card machines now? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestBromwichBrazil Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I don't understand, they carry card machines now? yeah you just swipe your card between the crack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik86 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 yeah you just swipe your card between the crack. That was nearly funny, keep trying Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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