tomtuck01 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Could be worse.After a similar consumption of beer several years ago I had a liaison with an ex-gf's sister.... That did not take long to be found out. At all. Soon became an ex. Idiot. Never get caught. Still, I'd smash Claire's back doors in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nottingham Forest Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Idiot. Never get caught.Still, I'd smash Claire's back doors in. First name terms. Always a good start. Next you'll be hosting dinner parties where you'll smash Claire's back doors in . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGougan33 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Yours goes blotchy when you think about them so at least he is a step ahead. I laughed also at the thought of notts near a woman haha! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 First name terms. Always a good start. Next you'll be hosting dinner parties where you'll smash Claire's back doors in . Do you even know what that means? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTHerringbone Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Idiot. Never get caught.Still, I'd smash Claire's back doors in. It wasn't too bad getting caught. Wasn't a serious relationship, was 15 years ago and the sister I rodded was by far the better looking of the two. If you want to end a so-so relationship, bang the sister. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTHerringbone Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 And RT how you doing mate! I used to be a regular here, but dissapeared off the scene due to working commitments! Evening Sir. I've recently started raining on this parade. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nottingham Forest Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I laughed also at the thought of notts near a woman haha! . It's true . Do you even know what that means? Smash her back doors in? Yes. As it's a family forum, we shall not go there. Why do I always end up the joke/laughing stock . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Smash her back doors in? Yes. As it's a family forum, we shall not go there.Why do I always end up the joke/laughing stock . Because the jokes are to easy to come up with. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nottingham Forest Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I have nothing. I shall crawl away back to my cave . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGougan33 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Evening Sir. I've recently started raining on this parade. At least your not a tsunami like notts! He floods the forum with his drivvle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I have nothing. I shall crawl away back to my cave . You're in Nottingham so no need to crawl anywhere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 First name terms. Always a good start. Next you'll be hosting dinner parties where you'll smash Claire's back doors in . Of course first name terms. I've known Claire for a long time, longer than I've known my gf for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nottingham Forest Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 At least your not a tsunami like notts! He floods the forum with his drivvle *Seal Clapping* Not! That is not correct SRL. We'd have been shot so would only been able to crawl. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nottingham Forest Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Of course first name terms. I've known Claire for a long time, longer than I've known my gf for. Have you asked for a threesome yet then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGougan33 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 *Seal Clapping* Not!That is not correct SRL. We'd have been shot so would only been able to crawl. Correct cho mama`s love making noises do sound like a seal`s oooow oooow ooow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Have you asked for a threesome yet then? Yeah, because my gf would be well up for that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nottingham Forest Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Yeah, because my gf would be well up for that. Sarcasm at it's finest. You don't get until you ask . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTHerringbone Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 A threesome sounds great, but in practical terms would be a nightmare. I'm not particularly coordinated and could easily foresee a serious injury. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Would rather just take Claire on her own. Looks worryingly sexy in her work uniform. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTHerringbone Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Not if it's a black skirt, white blouse, ponytail and glasses. That's just asking for attention. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Not if it's a black skirt, white blouse, ponytail and glasses. That's just asking for attention. You are incorrect - she does not wear that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTHerringbone Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 You are incorrect - she does not wear that. Boiler suit and hair net? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Boiler suit and hair net? Tonight it was tight black top, black skirt, and black tights. Not falsities with her such as fake specs, etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTHerringbone Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Note how I didn't mention top or tights in the first guess? I was 100% right about the bits I was 100% right about. Jesus I'm drunk. Two more beers and then bed I think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGougan33 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Right folks im out for this evening! Tom enjoy your fantasy chariot for tonight! RT good to meet you mate! SRL good seeing you again mate, and Notts, well it wont be the last time anyone`s wit outdoes your own Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I was 100% right about the bits I was 100% right about. Errrr no you weren't?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTHerringbone Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Errrr no you weren't?? I mentioned a black skirt, she was wearing a black skirt. 100% Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I mentioned a black skirt, she was wearing a black skirt. 100% Go **** yourself, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I am 100% right that you are all **** heads . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTHerringbone Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I am 100% right that you are all **** heads . That's an appalling stance from a mod. I'm disillusioned with it all now. More beer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I am 100% right that you are all **** heads . I'm not pissed. Trust me, you'd know about it if I was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzrab Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 What's everyone up to this weekend? Will probably be a relatively quite weekend as my mate is coming over from England on Tuesday and then we are off to Auckland for the 3rd test against NZ. probably just watch the footy and have a few wines. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssestig Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 What's everyone up to this weekend? Nuts Poker national day 2 in Stoke tomorrow [with the brother who's also qualified] and a nice relaxing day of footy (both playing and watching) on Sunday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Playing against Oxford tomorrow, then Coventry on Monday evening. Got a busy weekend of football ahead, I really should be sleeping... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleon Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Nuts Poker national day 2 in Stoke tomorrow [with the brother who's also qualified] and a nice relaxing day of footy (both playing and watching) on Sunday. You off to the game against us Tuesday? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Watched Christine in bed last night. Never seen it before. A pretty good film actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzrab Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Watching Everton vs Wigan at the moment. Then have a choice of QPR vs Sunderland or Reading vs Villa, not sure which of the 2 to watch. Both games should have a few goals i reckon. EDIT: Looks like Wigans usual run of wins towards the end of the season may be about to start again. I wonder if the loss of Howard is affecting the confidence of the defence. And Wigan are now 3 to the good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssestig Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 You off to the game against us Tuesday? Of course i'll be there. Less said about the poker yesterday the better I think - ended up going out for my mate's 30th last night though so can't complain too much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Morning people. How are we all? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fmFutbolManager Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Miserable. Decided to come into the office today (two-hour journey) and I've just seen the next two possible trains home have been cancelled. How are you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Other than my back and both of my knee's in absolute agony, I am alright. Just plodding along with my work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nottingham Forest Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 The weather has been absolutely stupid today. Bright sunshine, bright sunshine and snow, snow and overcast and a little drizzle. Bucketed it down with snow this morning in the space of half hour but it had gone fairly quickly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Truly disgraceful decision by Reading to sack McDermot. Wanted them to stay up, but now along with Southampton I hope they go down. Actually angry over this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fmFutbolManager Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Truly disgraceful decision by Reading to sack McDermot. Wanted them to stay up, but now along with Southampton I hope they go down. Actually angry over this. What are your reasons for being angry about the decision to sack a manager of an under-performing team in 19th place, 4 points from safety with 9 games to go? Note: my question isn't showing support for the decision, I think it might be the wrong one. I'm just curious why you're angry about it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nottingham Forest Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 They aren't under-performing though. How many of us thought they'd actually survive when they came up? I didn't. The problem is, chairman get giddy when they come up and think that teams should be getting into European football straight away. The problem Reading have now is, they could well turn out like Wolves. Which would be even worse for them imo. realistically what manager would be interested in that job who has proven Premier League experience. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 What are your reasons for being angry about the decision to sack a manager of an under-performing team in 19th place, 4 points from safety with 9 games to go?Note: my question isn't showing support for the decision, I think it might be the wrong one. I'm just curious why you're angry about it? Because they only got promoted last season and still have a chance of staying up, perhaps? Some owners just don't see the virtue in trusting in a manager long term. If they were to go down this campaign, who's to say that McDermot wouldn't lead them straight back up? He'd be better prepared for the Premier League then and could well take them on to better things. Why is it always "Now! Now! Now!" these days? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTHerringbone Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 It's a nonsense decision. It is highly unlikely that they could have stayed up anyway, so who better to help them consolidate and gain promotion again than the guy who got them promoted in the first place? They play at Old Trafford and The Emirates in their next two games, still have Liverpool and City to play, and a whole load of "relegation six pointers". Stupid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fmFutbolManager Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 What if they appoint a new manager and they stay up. Would it still be a stupid decision then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Well my laptop is officially buggered which means I have lost my FM save . The DC socket is broke which means I can't charge it, and the smell coming off the battery is awful. It has basically burnt out so I can't turn my laptop on now. I have warranty with PC World but when ever they service a laptop they wipe the whole thing clean . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleon Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Well my laptop is officially buggered which means I have lost my FM save . The DC socket is broke which means I can't charge it, and the smell coming off the battery is awful. It has basically burnt out so I can't turn my laptop on now. I have warranty with PC World but when ever they service a laptop they wipe the whole thing clean . PC World do an option to back up first too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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