stabwest Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Hey pickles can the general public vote for there favorite banner? good luck with game btw eh my vote?? goes to my old mate Toner, for his Newcastle effort. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mardy_Bum Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 i agree. my lack of effort has gone unnoticed i see what time are we playing tonight lads? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted June 13, 2007 Author Share Posted June 13, 2007 My banner ftw I'm not on tonight guys, sorry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 shall i bid for keane for you? i need the money soon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Warren Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 worst collection of banners ive ever seen amazing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Warren Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 nice to see stabwest and toner popping their heads in here :*) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Tottenham Update With just a week to go until the first game of the season Tottenham put the finishing touches on a squad which looks like it may be able to get a CL place. A lot of deadwood was sold to raise the capital to bring in a few players to drastically improve the team. Murphy, Lee Pyong-Pyo, Rocha, Tainio, Mido, Ekotto, Stalteri, Ghaly, Routledge and Malbranque all left for a combined total of £12.5m along with Robbie Keane in a straight swap deal which saw Ashley Young join the club. Joining Ashley at Tottenham were a few youngsters in the shape of Porritt, Doudin, Trecarichi, Degre, Costil and then first team members Darren Bent (£12m), Luka Modric (1.5m), AndresGuardado (£1.7m but has since went out on loan to gain experience) and finally Tim Cahill who joined from Everton in a £14.25m deal. John O'Shea and John Obi Mikel were also snapped up on season long loan deals to add depth to the squad. Both players are expected to have important parts to play in the coming season. I still have a few other targets I want to bring to the club but they will have to wait until I have the money in place to do so. A few are widely known but a few I am keeping close to my chest to avoid alerting other teams to them. I've not yet decided on a definate starting XI but the first team squad will be made up of the following 18 players: Paul Robinson Radek Cerny (Loan) Pascal Chimbonda John O'Shea (Loan) Gareth Bale Michael Dawson Ledley King Tom huddlestone John Obi Mikel (Loan) Didier Zakora Jermaine Jenas Aaron Lennon Luka Modric Ashley Young Tim Cahill Darren Bent Dimitar Berbatov Jermain Defoe The first thing you notice looking through the team is the sheer pace which the entire squad possesses and it will be with this I attempt to play an attacking game leaving the opposition left trailing. I am confident of the season and think a UEFA place should be the our goal whilst pushing for a top 4 finish and a lucrative Champions League place for next year. Prediction: 5th Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShearToon Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Right so once I took the big seat left behind big old Harry Redknapp I quickly realised I need urgently a CB with quality and possibly a young striker to secure me my Uefa Cup football next season. First stop was Newcastle (literally! Just signed into msn and there Pickle was with offers ), Ameobi, N’Zogbia, Solano and Huntington were all names offered. Solano was a target for us in a possible rotational role…but I was unwilling to meet Pickles 2million value so negotiations broke down. But with Charles N’Zogbia being one of Pompeys big targets I got my man for a good £6.5mil deal. Many, Many, targets were looked at to partner big Sol at the back but many felt it would be a step down to join my Blue Army. Then finally I got my man, Curtis Davies ! Hopefully with big Sols guidance this could be the start of a long career with Pompey! A last minute transfer of Matt Fryatt from Leicester City completed my transfers for the start of the season. Theres been some ridiculous offers thrown my way, many mind games from the lads testing the water it seems. Special mentioning going to xnellyrx trying to get Krancjar at a cut price…back off J And Pickles, Campbell will not be leaving me! And Mardy. . . .good luck Had 2 games now: Man Citeh (h) 0-0 Draw Spurs (a) 0-3 Lose Should have picked up 3 points with Citeh really but Spurs ripped me apart…tactically I may need to sort things out. Having a small break till Monday now so its all down to Tony Adams for a while. Mon. Me > Pickles Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilla Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 After only a couple of days in charge, Martin O’Neill has been fired from his Villa Park post. The Villa board have not stated the reason for this sudden departure but Mr. Lerner has said that he has a replacement waiting in the wings Following O’Neill departure, Aston Villa have named Rookie Welsh manager Joshua Tyler as their new manager. With no past experience in the world of football, the pressure is really on Tyler to produce the goods. Aston Villa Update With a budget of £20 million to spend thanks to the Americans, I’ve decided that the main focus of my play will be attack For my first two signings I raided the championship, Koumas And B. Jones were brought it has they will provide good cover across the midfield and defence respectfully I had to then leave early as I had an exam but when we played again I found two brilliant loan signings I was after I had arrived, they both have been involve in high profile transfers already this summer Lucas and Anderson have come to Aston Villa to gain vital Premiership experience, Glad they come to me To add extra depth to my squad , I signed £8million rated attacking Midfielder Alex who has become an instant starter With only two Strikers fit for the start of the season and spurs sniffing around Ashley Young , a deal was struck between me and Mr Bain which will benefit the both of us, a straight swap between Ashley Young and Robbie Keane With The season coming around soon I felt that I needed to strengthen my defence with laursen being injured for 5 months and Gary Cahill being loaned out to gain first experience Jay DeMerit and T Simons were added to the squad to help the squad rotation system. There is one Piece of the jigsaw left to place which is a Goalkeeper. This keeper will mainly be back-up but he may be able to force his way into the first team also with my main deal with Akinfeev falling apart due to lack of funds, I will have to look elsewhere maybe to the east of London Transfer In’s Jason Koumas – WBA – 3.6m Billy Jones – Crewe – 1m Alex – Fenerbarche – 8m Robbie Keane – Spurs – P/Ex Jay DeMerit – Watford – 1m Tommy Simons – PSV – 2.5m Loans In’s Anderson – Man Utd –Season Long Lucas – Liverpool – Season Long Transfer’s Out W Bouma – Newcastle – 2.5m A Young – Spurs – P/Ex Loan’s Out G Cahill – C Palace – 5 months (some reserve players and u18’s are also on Loan) Starting Eleven <pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">Sorenson B. Jones Mellberg T. Simons G. Barry© S. Petrov/ Lucas Koumas/ Koumas Anderson Alex Keane/ L. Moore/ Carew Angel</pre> Damn My Crappy Banner and Probably Crappy Coding Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilla Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 not to bad hopefully better next time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 So I missed the big match on the opening day last night? What were myresults please someone - did I qualify for the UEFA Cup? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Oh I expected a rant from you over both Keane and Stalteri having left me when you were gonna sign them Keane for Young was just an awesome deal from my point of view and couldn't turn it down tbh. He's happy with it too as Keane has hit 2 in his first 2 games. Loading it up now to check your results: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Ok, I have no idea how to tell you this but you got knocked out the UEFA after a 5-4 home defeat to M. Petach-Tikva An 84th minute goal for them saw you crash out and the goal came just 2 minutes after Viduka missed a penalty David Edgar got sent off in the 26th minute after you were looking good at 3-2 up. You then beat Sunderland 2-1 before losing to Fulham 1-0. Only played 2 league games so far Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 /o\ Can't be arsed with the UEFA Cup tbf anyway. I'll be back tonight (touch wood). Alex wants to come over again but that'll mean I've seen her Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Wednesday AND THURSDAY ffs I need FM time! And I need to save my side and buy myself a couple of players before the window shuts. FO Robbie Keane. You are no longer my hero. Another name added to the Joey Barton man marking list. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShearToon Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I know you beat Mardy, not sure about the rest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShearToon Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Oh right, second page...opps Edgar happends to be the best youngster at Newcastle IRL, that goal against United on his debute :*) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mardy_Bum Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Now then Mardy Bum (Lack of banner, lack of computer skills most probable) After the disastrous Premiership season of the previous year, the successful double appointment of Roy Keane and Niall Quinn meant that Sunderland were once again back amongst the big teams. They had money to spend, a wonderful stadium and the increasing rivalry with their north east compatriots. But fans awoke on the morning of the 1st July to some shocking news. Roy Keane had resigned due to being caught with his hand up John O'Shea's trousers, and fans were wondering who on earth would be his replacement. A brief press conference on the afternoon of the 2nd July 2006 confirmed me as the newest and possibly most ambitious manager of Sunderland football club. Journalists bombarded me with questions about being unknown and not being experienced, and suggesting relegation was on the horizon. I had a long hard season ahead. With a fairly hefty transfer budget, due to Naill Quinn's generosity, I began rebuilding the team. Stephen Elliott was loaned out to Preston and various fringe players left. Stern John, at one stage was linked with a move to Juventus, completed a £100,000 move to Anderlecht. Other players left including Dwight Yorke, Tommy Miller and David Connolly, all to Derby County. A slow start in the transfer market meant that free transfers and loans were the main priority. Jonny Evans and Danny Simpson were both returned to Manchester United so that better players could come in. Scott Sinclair, who I had heard good things about through the press, completed a loan move for the rest of the season. A few days later, Djourou also completed a season long loan deal from Arsenal. Veterans Teddy Sherringham and Robbie Fowler completed free transfer signings. My two first cash signings came, as Danny Murphy and Mart Poom were signed for experience. A surprising phone call from new Arsenal manager Nelly McPhee suggested i was doomed to relegation by making 'the worst 4 transfers in the history of the premiership. i will make sure i prove him wrong. As July slowly continued, more transfers were completed as I became the most active team in the transfer window. In total 21 players signed for 24.5 million pounds as i started the campaign 300k in the red. I finally completed my 2 biggest signings in the space of a few days. David Nugent for £6 million and Billy Sharp, who i beat Tottenham to his signature, for £3.5 million. The pre-campaign Premiership odds of 1000/1 quoted in some newspapers meant that the media were going to be on my back all season. But the fact we were expected to lose, meant we could show the country how good we really are. Transfers In Teddy Sherringham Free Robbie Fowler Free Mart Poom 250k Scott Brown £4.5 million Billy Sharp £3.5 million David Nugent £6 million Steven Naismith £1 million Kirk Broadfoot £250k Jerzy Dudek Free David Healy £3 million Danny Murphy £1.5 million Teeno Taino £1 million Ricardo Rocca £1.5 million Transfers Out Stern John £100k Tommy Miller £300k David Connolly £500k Dwight Yorke £50k Liam Miller £230k Martin Fulop £300k Loans In Scott Sinclair from Chelsea Johnas Djourou from Arsenal (both season long) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 *Under the thumb* Having a demanding girlfriend wanting me to meet her parents last night, I managed to miss out on my crash out of Europe, my win over Mardy's Sunderland and a defeat at the hands of Fulham. I also missed out on signing former hero Robbie Keane and right back Paul Stalteri. With any luck, I'll be on tonight to make a couple of last minute panic buys and get my season back on track. Saying that, the gf wants to come over tonight, but she is working til 9ish so i'll be on for at least an hour. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 Jambo me old China, when are you about this weekend? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CasFan Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Ok then, Hello. (I also don't have a banner yet, so you'll have to settle with my great writing ability for now. ) It had been a long time since Derby had been in the Premiership and after a great season which ended in a play-off win. They returned to the top flight and decided to bring a new approach to the team. Initially not much money was available and various amount of free transfer offers were made. CasFan managed to bring in Matthew Etherington and Shaun Newton on frees from West Ham with Marlon Harewood also coming in from West Ham on loan this time. Derby needed more strikers and enquired for a number of players but had to settle for Dwight Yorke and David Connolly both from Sunderland for a combined fee of £300k. This left a tiny £200k in the coffers. Manager Templeman requested a board meeting in order to try and gain more money. At first the board of directors were not interested, but after long consideration and the realisation that they need to spend money in order to give themselves a chance of staying up they made a massive £9m available. Other managers became aware of this and offered players such as Carlton Cole and Jermaine Jenas. Of course Derby were interested in Jenas but the interest wasn't mirrored and negotiations broke down. For a few days there was no news until a double coup of Tomasz Kielbowicz from Legia and Derby's biggest signing of the season Kevin Hofland. Hofland took up the majority of the transfer budget but a new solid defender was needed if there was any chance of Derby staying up. The fans declared they were happy about this signing as it showed promise and the seriousness of the new manager. The squad still looked weak and 4 other signings were made to come into the team. Sunderland were back on the phone to come to Derby's aid in this situation Marton Fulop and Tommy Miller were brought in for a combined fee of £600k. Templeman made two last signings of the summer in Paul Stalteri from Tottenham for £700k and Keith Gillespie from Sheffield United for a discomforting £1.3 million. All the first team players were told they will play a part in the fight to stay in the league and none will be leaving just yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mardy_Bum Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 loved reading all these reviews so far. wp boys Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mardy_Bum Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 im surprised no one has seen my slight, even though terrible dig at nelly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShearToon Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 The 'the worst 4 transfers in the history of the premiership bit? Well he does have a big point Beating Chelski dont stop me thinking your going down downd own sonshine! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xnellyrx Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 nanny mcphee by any chance? How did i get on in my first couple of games? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mardy_Bum Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 you won 4-1 nelly. i cant remember, but i think you are 3rd iirc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Will be around from 7 tonight and possible Saturday. Will defo be around Sunday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 Well, tonight I should be able to do 7-9ish (with another dinner interuption) and then all night Saturday and some of Sunday. We going to start a bit earlier on Saturday? 5/6ish til late? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Warren Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I'll be about tonight, but not Saturday, I'll be at Wembley Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 what's happening at Wembley? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mardy_Bum Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Muuuse. im off too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 So me and Bainy are about on Saturday. We need two more to be able to play Mon the nellster and Shergar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CasFan Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I might be about Saturday, dunno yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xnellyrx Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I can do tonight for a bit, i can't do tommorow at all and i'll know tommorow if i can play Saturday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Fortress White Hart Lane 5 teams have come with the aim of taking something so far, none have suceeded in even scoring. All have been handed out lessons in how to play football. Long may it continue Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 How did i get on after I left last night? Am I still top? Also, Jambo, you about tonight or not? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylar Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Sorry to clutter your threads guys,... but I was wondering if their was ever a free place in this game, that I could be considered to join? Clutching at straws I know, but I am available 24/7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 We're full at the moment mate, but you never know when someone's going to drop out. So keep your eyes peeled. An available 24/7? Need to get a job don't ya Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylar Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 job? that aint in my dictionary mate, think you and my mum would get along hehe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 Well keep checking in here in case a place comes up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mardy_Bum Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 bet jambo is tired still cant believe that liverpool result. 2-2 96 minute. broadfoot gives away a pen and they score played 9 won 4 lost 5 scored 16 conceded 16. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Warren Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 sylar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Warren Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 COCKNEYS LOVE ROBBEN Egward Egbert Eggmansson was released from custody this morning over allegations of buglary. The Egghead had been arrested after suspicions arose over financial dealings and plans to 'bring in that robber to get what we need'. In a sensational move, Eggy spoke out live from his cell via satellite and announced that 'that robber' was actually a blunderous mistake and he meant 'that Robben'. Under suspicions that Eggy had just drafted Robben in to utilise this excuse, and with increasing pressure from fans to explain who this nobody was, the Eggmonster defied everyone by slapping a fat one-year contract on the table for the rookie manager and unveiling the new 'ARJEN ROBBEN MEGA EAST STAND'. When asked quite how he landed the job, Robben simply stood aghast, and claimed all he wanted from Eggy was a KitKat. In this massive exclusive, we speak to Robben for the first time and find out; - how Eggy OFFERED him the chance of a lifetime - how Robben signed WITHOUT hesitation - his OPINIONS of his fellow Premiership bosses - how he DIALLED the phone after signing to tell his friends and finally we find out the SHOCKING TRUTH behind allegations that he WATCHES Peep Show. Arjen Robben was unveiled last week as West Ham's new Head of Managerial Responsibilities. We put it to the new boss and asked him how he was settling in to his new job. "Yeah pretty good. Bit of a blur how it all happened really, and I've had one or two death/rape threats, but hopefully I can win the fans round. Eggy is a great chairman and he always offers biscuits with our tea, it's a really nice touch. He threw £30m straight at me to spend when I signed and I was like 'alrighy Eggy, calm down, no need to throw it mate', but he was just too excited. I pocketed a few mill for myself then hit the transfer market". And hit the transfer market he did. Robben's first move as boss was to rid the club of any broken biscuits. After adopting Sunderland and Derby as cute little feeder clubs, they took on Spector and Collins, and Etherington and Newton respectively. Big Marlon also joined the Rams on loan, and a host of other rubbish players not worth naming left on frees, including Carlton Cole, which was a mistake. Idiot assistant. Using the newfound squad space, Robben proceeded to scout out the custard cream of football's crop. First to join were Diouf and Petrov in £8m deals, adding real attacking flair to the wings. Brazilian hopefuls Leandro Lima and Marcelo Grohe followed, along with fellow South American Sherman Cardenas. American Eddie Johnson completed the attacking lineup and finally Craig Gordon joined from Hearts in a £5m deal. These absolutely amazing purchases instantly endeared the majority of West Ham's cockney bastard fans to Robben, but some were not yet content. However these superb results soon made them see how amazing Robben is: (Except the last two results and the shocking UEFA Cup exit - but fans are fickle, that doesn't matter.) Squad: Brilliant. Fact. Here's a bit of the old league table: We concluded our sensational interview with Robben by asking his views on his fellow bosses. His scathing words were too brutal to print, but we did manage to decipher his league predicitions in between the barrage of abuse and vitriol. Here's what he predicted: West Ham - 1st Arsenal - 2nd Tottenham - 3rd Aston Villa - 4th Porstmouth - 5th Newcastle - 7th Sunderland - 19th Derby - 20th Interviewed by Jimmy Riddle & Tommy Tank Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 Alright show off! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Cool Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I'm a Stu fan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 gayers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylar Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 yes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted June 16, 2007 Author Share Posted June 16, 2007 I'm sorry, but that is fb. Just noticed the players faces in the sky \o/ Mr Cool - fancy making me one uppydogeyes: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShearToon Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 What Pickled said. Im sure you could make one that looked even better with Portsmouth Class post AR, best yet! Good read that. Finnishing 5th would be fb for me, but I would like to think I can hold onto this top place....at least untill I play a big team anyway Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Oi You've already played me Looking forward to the next session whenever that may be Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Just loaded up the game to do a report and I've been checking random stats. Newcastle have been awarded 33% of the entire leagues penalties so far this season. Diving bastards Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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