cheekylad68 Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 If you can release the patch when all about you Are wanting theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by updating, Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or, being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise; If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Patch 10.3 and disaster And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by uploading to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to broken, And stoop and build 'em up with windows tools; If you can make the patch available and all the trimmings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And make the patch sexier than Jonathan Ross; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To release the patch before Pompey are gone, And not hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on"; If you can upload the patch and keep your virtue, And let us download and not lose the common touch; If neither CM nor FIFA Manager can hurt you; If all men download with you, but none too much; If you can make the patch download one minute With sixty seconds' worth of suspensful fun - Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Manager my son! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vic Taylor Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 *applauds* Very good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeesterCat Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Its still not coming out today though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltman Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Did Kipling write that in October but only release it in a readable format in March? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vic Taylor Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Its still not coming out today though. No matter how much we beg? Oh dear... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Brilliant stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabio MVP Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Brilliant! Yes it is coming out today MeesterCat -_- Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldeniro Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 These threads are fantastic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomer Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 10 points for creativity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabio MVP Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 10 points for creativity. I'd rate this 17 for Creativity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomer Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 And 15 for flair Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
N1ck Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Not great technically Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neji Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 I like it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabio MVP Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Not great technically Shouldn't you post something like: 'When is the patch out?' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
el sid Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 particularly liked the last stanza Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
baker.simon Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Not great technically My word, he can say something different Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompeyboyz Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 I'd have to drop his creativity a bit as I have the original posted in my cubicle and there is very little different. But still a good effort Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
baker.simon Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 I like it NEVER thought I'd see Neji say that about an unofficial patch thread thingy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_bob Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 I will survive Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevoRobbo Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 NEVER thought I'd see Neji say that about an unofficial patch thread thingy surprised it wasnt closed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnr_ironside Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Class stuff! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
reflection22 Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 I thought it was a bit of a patchy effort. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevoRobbo Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 I thought it was a bit of a patchy effort. oooooooooohh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompeyboyz Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 I thought it was a bit of a patchy effort. That was a poor reference..... I am sure Spongebobs no1 fan won't appreciate it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
reflection22 Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Someone had to say it ;-) That was a poor reference..... I am sure Spongebobs no1 fan won't appreciate it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
either and or Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Beautiful....just...beautiful. *wipes tear* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompeyboyz Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Someone had to say it ;-) I am just ashamed that I was the one to be able to do it.....shows how I spend my time. :o Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboyjohnmulhern Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Preferred moves: Likes to argue with officials? (Although he is not arguing with the mods, he is "complaining" about the lack of patch). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0x0r Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Yikes... Anyone else's Steam updating all of a sudden? Nope. Mine neither. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabio MVP Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Yikes...Anyone else's Steam updating all of a sudden? Nope. Mine neither. Don't you ever do that again! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan88 Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 for a moment, i think, you too the shape of a unicorn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyGabriel Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 For the full effect you need Des Lynam reading it over a montage of memorable FM 2010 moments. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
philmrs Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Its your tactics.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
baker.simon Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 For the full effect you need Des Lynam reading it over a montage of memorable FM 2010 moments. I think the patch is a bit bigger than that tbh. I was thinking more the stature of a royal funeral Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4G1C1977 Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Very good, reminds me of the "If" FM2008 trailer, that was a great trailer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezequiel_Lavezzi Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Must be an English thing, I didn't find it funny or good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHaddock Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Very touching - brings a tear to the eye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Very good, but it was a greater bard who wrote, A patch by any other name is still full of bugs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomer Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 http://twitter.com/OfficialFM2010/status/9680757649 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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