The 2007/08 Chelsea Thread

[Walrus]

Sounds like it was fun!

Right result. Not too bothered though to be honest!

[Benoit2]

Match report on the Chelsea site calling Beletti an Argetinian.

[shanyi]

Looked like Scott Sinclair had another great game. How Ben-Haim gets anywhere near a Chelsea shirt is still a mystery.

[bridgekings]

Originally posted by shanyi:

Looked like Scott Sinclair had another great game. How Ben-Haim gets anywhere near a Chelsea shirt is still a mystery.

Ben-Haim was poo tonight, Carl Cort had the measure of him for the most part. For me, Sidwell doesnt really offer much. He's not the greatest passer and doesnt break up the play as well as Maka, not saying many people do mind.

[Chapman]

Sidwell was clearly signed just for January as cover for The African Nation's, he was free and the best option available for what we got him for, cant see him being here next year.

There was a reason Arsene Wenger let him go in the first place, he's average, he can have the occasional very good game but no chance of getting anything consistent.

[kingcav]

omg, The Chelsea 2007/2008 Season Stats

Appearances:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

1. P. Cech (15) (11) (3) (1)

5. M. Essien (14/1) (9) (3) (1/1) (1)

3. A. Cole (13) (9) (2) (1) (1)

15. F. Malouda (12/3) (8/2) (3) (0/1) (1)

26. J. Terry (11) (8) (2) (1)

10. J. Cole (10/5) (6/4) (3) (0/1) (1)

8. F. Lampard (10) (7) (1) (1) (1)

12. J. O. Mikel (9/3) (7/2) (1/1) (1)

24. S. Wright-Phillips (9/3) (6/2) (0/1) (2) (1)

35. J. Belletti (9/2) (6/2) (1) (2)

22. T. Ben-Haim (9/2) (6/1) (0/1) (2) (1)

11. D. Drogba (9/1) (7/1) (2)

21. S. Kalou (8/6) (6/3) (1/2) (1/1)

33. R. Alex (7/3) (4/2) (2/1) (1)

4. C. Makelele (7/1) (4) (3) (0/1)

6. R. Carvalho (7) (4) (2) (1)

20. P. Ferreira (6/1) (3/1) (2) (1)

14. C. Pizarro (5/6) (3/5) (2) (0/1)

7. A. Shevchenko (5/4) (3/3) (1/1) (1)

9. S. Sidwell (5/4) (3/3) (0/1) (2) (0/1)

17. S. Sinclair (2/1) (2) (0/1)

23. C. Cudicini (2) (2)

2. G. Johnson (2) (1) (1)

18. W. Bridge (1/1) (1) (0/1)

19. L. Diarra (0/1) (0/1)

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Goals:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

8. F. Lampard 6 3 3

11. D. Drogba 5 3 2

21. S. Kalou 4 2 2

15. F. Malouda 3 1 1 1

7. A. Shevchenko 3 1 1 1

5. M. Essien 2 2

10. J. Cole 2 1 1

33. R. Alex 1 1

14. C. Pizarro 1 1

9. S. Sidwell 1 1

17. S. Sinclair 1 1

</pre>

How we scored:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

Right foot 19 13 2 4

Left foot 6 2 1 2 1

Header 4 2 2

Other

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Where we scored from:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

Inside 6 yard box 4 2 2

Inside 18 yard box 20 11 3 5 1

Outside of 18 yard box 5 4 1

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Assists:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

11. D. Drogba 4 3 1

8. F. Lampard 4 4

14. C. Pizarro 4 4

24. S. Wright-Phillips 3 2 1

10. J. Cole 2 1 1

5. M. Essien 2 2

15. F. Malouda 2 2

17. S. Sinclair 2 2

3. A. Cole 1 1

20. P. Ferreira 1 1

21. S. Kalou 1 1

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At fault for goal:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

2. G. Johnson 1 1

22. T. Ben-Haim 2 1 1

35. J. Belletti 1 1

26. J. Terry 1 1

35. R. Alex 1 1

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Clean sheets:

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Portsmouth (H), EPL.

Blackburn (H), EPL

Hull (A), CC

Fulham (H), EPL

Bolton (A), EPL

Middlesbrough (A), EPL

Schalke (H), CL

Manchester City (H), EPL

</pre>

Failed to score:

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Aston Villa (A), EPL

Blackburn (H), EPL

Manchester United (A), EPL

Fulham (H), EPL

</pre>

Hit woodwork:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

21. S. Kalou 2 1 1

15. F. Malouda 1 1

14. C. Pizarro 1 1

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Penalties won:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

15. F. Malouda 1 1

</pre>

Penalties scored:

Frank Lampard (1/1)

Penalties conceded:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

22. T. Ben-Haim 1 1

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Yellow cards:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

5. M. Essien 4 3 1

22. T. Ben-Haim 3 1 1 1

6. R. Carvalho 3 2 1

10. J. Cole 2 2

11. D. Drogba 2 2

8. F. Lampard 2 2

12. J. Mikel 2 1 1

26. J. Terry 2 2

35. J. Belletti 1 1

3. A. Cole 1 1

15. F. Malouda 1 1

9. S. Sidwell 1 1

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Red cards:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

11. D. Drogba 1 1

12. J. Mikel 1 1

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Official Man of the Match:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

5. M. Essien 4 4

8. F. Lampard 2 1 1

22. T. Ben-Haim 1 1

6. R. Carvalho 1 1

3. A. Cole 1 1

11. D. Drogba 1 1

21. S. Kalou 1 1

15. F. Malouda 1 1

26. J. Terry 1 1

No Chelsea player 3 3

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OTF's Chelsea player of the match:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

8. F. lampard 3 2 1

3. A. Cole 3 2 1

35. J. Belletti 2 2

11. D. Drogba 2 2

6. R. Carvalho 1 1

10. J. Cole 1 1

20. P. Ferreira 1 1

21. S. Kalou 1 1

12. J. Mikel 1 1

7. A. Shevchenko 1 1

24. S. Wright-Phillips 1 1

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Minute of goal scored:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

0-15 2 1 1

16-30 6 3 1 2

31-45 6 4 1 1

46-60 7 4 1 2

61-75 4 2 2

76-90 3 1 2

90+ 1 1

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Minute of goal conceded:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

0-15 3 1 1 1

16-30 2 1 1

31-45 3 2 1

46-60 1 1

61-75 0

76-90 3 1 2

90+ 1 1

</pre>

HT/FT result:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

L/L 1 1

L/D 2 1 1

L/W 0

D/L 1 1

D/D 2 1 1

D/W 2 1 1

W/L 0

W/D 0

W/W 8 5 1 2

</pre>

Form: W, W, W, W, W

Highest League Position: 1

Lowest League Position: 7

Current League Position: 4

League Position History: 3, 1, 1, 4, 4 AG takes over 5, 6, 7, 7, 7, 4

Home attendence:

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MATCHES Highest Lowest Average

EPL 5 41,837 41,062 41,564

CL 2 40,310 24,973 32,642

FAC

CC 1 40,037 40,037 40,037

</pre>

Upcoming fixtures:

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Wigan [A] EPL Saturday 3rd November 3:00 pm

Schalke 04 [A] CL Tuesday 6th November 7:45 pm

Everton [H] EPL Sunday 11th November 2:00 pm

Derby [A] EPL Saturday 24th November 3:00 pm

Rosenborg [A] CL Wednesday 28th November 7:45 pm

</pre>

Lampard Deflected Goal Watch ©

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

Deflected 0

Not deflected 6 3 3

</pre>

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Champions League Tables

Official Chelsea Website

[BBB]

Originally posted by Matt Cavanagh:

omg, The Chelsea 2007/2008 Season Stats

Appearances:

<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">

TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

1. P. Cech (15) (11) (3) (1)

5. M. Essien (14/1) (9) (3) (1/1) (1)

3. A. Cole (13) (9) (2) (1) (1)

15. F. Malouda (12/3) (8/2) (3) (0/1) (1)

26. J. Terry (11) (8) (2) (1)

10. J. Cole (10/5) (6/4) (3) (0/1) (1)

8. F. Lampard (10) (7) (1) (1) (1)

12. J. O. Mikel (9/3) (7/2) (1/1) (1)

24. S. Wright-Phillips (9/3) (6/2) (0/1) (2) (1)

35. J. Belletti (9/2) (6/2) (1) (2)

22. T. Ben-Haim (9/2) (6/1) (0/1) (2) (1)

11. D. Drogba (9/1) (7/1) (2)

21. S. Kalou (8/6) (6/3) (1/2) (1/1)

33. R. Alex (7/3) (4/2) (2/1) (1)

4. C. Makelele (7/1) (4) (3) (0/1)

6. R. Carvalho (7) (4) (2) (1)

20. P. Ferreira (6/1) (3/1) (2) (1)

14. C. Pizarro (5/6) (3/5) (2) (0/1)

7. A. Shevchenko (5/4) (3/3) (1/1) (1)

9. S. Sidwell (5/4) (3/3) (0/1) (2) (0/1)

17. S. Sinclair (2/1) (2) (0/1)

23. C. Cudicini (2) (2)

2. G. Johnson (2) (1) (1)

18. W. Bridge (1/1) (1) (0/1)

19. L. Diarra (0/1) (0/1)

</pre>

Goals:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

8. F. Lampard 6 3 3

11. D. Drogba 5 3 2

21. S. Kalou 4 2 2

15. F. Malouda 3 1 1 1

7. A. Shevchenko 3 1 1 1

5. M. Essien 2 2

10. J. Cole 2 1 1

33. R. Alex 1 1

14. C. Pizarro 1 1

9. S. Sidwell 1 1

17. S. Sinclair 1 1

</pre>

How we scored:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

Right foot 19 13 2 4

Left foot 6 2 1 2 1

Header 4 2 2

Other

</pre>

Where we scored from:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

Inside 6 yard box 4 2 2

Inside 18 yard box 20 11 3 5 1

Outside of 18 yard box 5 4 1

</pre>

Assists:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

11. D. Drogba 4 3 1

8. F. Lampard 4 4

14. C. Pizarro 4 4

24. S. Wright-Phillips 3 2 1

10. J. Cole 2 1 1

5. M. Essien 2 2

15. F. Malouda 2 2

17. S. Sinclair 2 2

3. A. Cole 1 1

20. P. Ferreira 1 1

21. S. Kalou 1 1

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At fault for goal:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

2. G. Johnson 1 1

22. T. Ben-Haim 2 1 1

35. J. Belletti 1 1

26. J. Terry 1 1

35. R. Alex 1 1

</pre>

Clean sheets:

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Portsmouth (H), EPL.

Blackburn (H), EPL

Hull (A), CC

Fulham (H), EPL

Bolton (A), EPL

Middlesbrough (A), EPL

Schalke (H), CL

Manchester City (H), EPL

</pre>

Failed to score:

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Aston Villa (A), EPL

Blackburn (H), EPL

Manchester United (A), EPL

Fulham (H), EPL

</pre>

Hit woodwork:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

21. S. Kalou 2 1 1

15. F. Malouda 1 1

14. C. Pizarro 1 1

</pre>

Penalties won:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

15. F. Malouda 1 1

</pre>

Penalties scored:

Frank Lampard (1/1)

Penalties conceded:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

22. T. Ben-Haim 1 1

</pre>

Yellow cards:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

5. M. Essien 4 3 1

22. T. Ben-Haim 3 1 1 1

6. R. Carvalho 3 2 1

10. J. Cole 2 2

11. D. Drogba 2 2

8. F. Lampard 2 2

12. J. Mikel 2 1 1

26. J. Terry 2 2

35. J. Belletti 1 1

3. A. Cole 1 1

15. F. Malouda 1 1

9. S. Sidwell 1 1

</pre>

Red cards:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

11. D. Drogba 1 1

12. J. Mikel 1 1

</pre>

Official Man of the Match:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

5. M. Essien 4 4

8. F. Lampard 2 1 1

22. T. Ben-Haim 1 1

6. R. Carvalho 1 1

3. A. Cole 1 1

11. D. Drogba 1 1

21. S. Kalou 1 1

15. F. Malouda 1 1

26. J. Terry 1 1

No Chelsea player 3 3

</pre>

OTF's Chelsea player of the match:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

8. F. lampard 3 2 1

3. A. Cole 3 2 1

35. J. Belletti 2 2

11. D. Drogba 2 2

6. R. Carvalho 1 1

10. J. Cole 1 1

20. P. Ferreira 1 1

21. S. Kalou 1 1

12. J. Mikel 1 1

7. A. Shevchenko 1 1

24. S. Wright-Phillips 1 1

</pre>

Minute of goal scored:

<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">

TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

0-15 2 1 1

16-30 6 3 1 2

31-45 6 4 1 1

46-60 7 4 1 2

61-75 4 2 2

76-90 3 1 2

90+ 1 1

</pre>

Minute of goal conceded:

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TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

0-15 3 1 1 1

16-30 2 1 1

31-45 3 2 1

46-60 1 1

61-75 0

76-90 3 1 2

90+ 1 1

</pre>

HT/FT result:

<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">

TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

L/L 1 1

L/D 2 1 1

L/W 0

D/L 1 1

D/D 2 1 1

D/W 2 1 1

W/L 0

W/D 0

W/W 8 5 1 2

</pre>

Form: W, W, W, W, W

Highest League Position: 1

Lowest League Position: 7

Current League Position: 4

League Position History: 3, 1, 1, 4, 4 AG takes over 5, 6, 7, 7, 7, 4

Home attendence:

<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">

MATCHES Highest Lowest Average

EPL 5 41,837 41,062 41,564

CL 2 40,310 24,973 32,642

FAC

CC 1 40,037 40,037 40,037

</pre>

Upcoming fixtures:

<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">

Wigan [A] EPL Saturday 3rd November 3:00 pm

Schalke 04 [A] CL Tuesday 6th November 7:45 pm

Everton [H] EPL Sunday 11th November 2:00 pm

Derby [A] EPL Saturday 24th November 3:00 pm

Rosenborg [A] CL Wednesday 28th November 7:45 pm

</pre>

Lampard Deflected Goal Watch ©

<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">

TOTAL EPL CL FAC CC Other

Deflected 0

Not deflected 6 3 3

</pre>

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Champions League Tables

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good job

[kingcav]

does that rape the page too much?

I'll cut down the gaps for next time.

[kingcav]

I'm going to make another phone call.

[JamieDay]

Good job Matt.

Essien just so above trivial things such as OTF player of the match

[Ratinho]

Bollox no doubt but fun nonetheless, especially when we're being dire.

Drogba 'disgust' at Chelsea move

Chelsea striker Didier Drogba's relationship with the club is set to be further tested after comments he has made about his move to Stamford Bridge.

Drogba, 29, joined Chelsea from Marseille for £24m in July 2004.

And, in a DVD about him released in France, he said: "I was disgusted. I realised that signing for Chelsea was disgusting. It's hard to explain."

Drogba recently backtracked on saying he wanted to leave Chelsea, who have declined to respond to the DVD.

Drogba added: "It's hard to understand because most of all, people see the financial side, or even the sporting side. But I simply wasn't happy."

It is unclear when the DVD - entitled 'The Incredible Destiny of Didier Drogba' - was recorded.

606: DEBATE

Discuss this story

But Ivory Coast international Drogba talks candidly about not wanting to make the move to England from Marseille.

"I said to myself 'I couldn't give a damn' (that Marseille have accepted a bid)," he said.

"Maybe that's going to shock supporters of Chelsea, but I didn't want to leave.

"I even did some things that were almost absurd, in order not to go to Chelsea, such as during the medical.

"Going to the hospital in Paris, I was praying they would find a problem with my knee, or a problem with anything so the move would collapse."

Chelsea parted company with Jose Mourinho as manager earlier this season and prompted Drogba to question his future at the club in an interview with France Football magazine.

He said: "I want to leave Chelsea. Something is broken with Chelsea. The damage is big in the dressing room."

But he later issued an apology and stated: "I am a Chelsea player and will be 100% committed and supportive to my manager, my team-mates and the club.

"I will not be discussing my future any further until I meet privately with the club at the end of the season."

[Benoit2]

Liverpool at home in the carling cup \o/

[kingcav]

Chelsea

01 Cech

35 Belletti

33 Alex

06 Carvalho

18 Bridge

12 Obi

05 Essien

08 Lampard

24 Wright-Phillips

11 Drogba

15 Malouda

Substitutes

23 Cudicini, 07 Shevchenko, 09 Sidwell, 21 Kalou, 22 Ben-Haim

ferreira and joey cole injured.

[FungusMungus]

Michael "****" Brown to get sent off please.

[Poyplemonkeys]

This is the game where there was a big push to get loads of Chelsea up there right? They're making loads of noise \o/

[Helarxe]

Good, this is on tv here as well. Mon Belletti and Alex and the rest.

[Helarxe]

Great goal, like clockwork.

[Poyplemonkeys]

Sweep Quality pass from Sweep.

[JamieDay]

Great goal

[FungusMungus]

Belletti

Sounds like a cracker from the radio

[Helarxe]

Belletti is my own personal Jesus.

He really is.

[kingcav]

belletti absolutely awesome.

2-0.

[Poyplemonkeys]

ooh my god WHAT A GOAL!

[kingcav]

hello! hello! we are the chelsea boys!

chelsea fans so loud

[JamieDay]

That is ****ing magnificent

[kingcav]

wigan backing off like the new fm.

[Poyplemonkeys]

Fantastic cross there from Belletti. Malouda bottling it. Go with your head you bellend.

Belletti so much better than Paulo Ferreirra it's embarrassing

[Poyplemonkeys]

What's that commentator talking about? We didn't put 6 past Kirkland against Coventry at all.

[kingcav]

I agree.

but also under grant, the full backs seem to have much more freedom to get forward. it's great to watch.

belletti and swp are running the show. belletti in particular.

[kingcav]

marcus bent has been relegated four times in his career. take the hint mate

[Helarxe]

I'm very impressed by SWP's workrate. Maybe he's been told he'll be subbed in the second half? Impressive nonetheless.

[kingcav]

work rate: 20

[Poyplemonkeys]

****ing cheating twat Granquist.

[Poyplemonkeys]

This commentator's an utter mug too. Excusing every little kick from Wigan.

[FungusMungus]

"Bit of a shock that Michael Brown's involved"

Quite like this co-commentator.

[kingcav]

chelsea getting really slack. highly annoying.

[Poyplemonkeys]

Didn't even touch him ffs. Referee falling for it thought, get Sheva or Pizarro on imo.

[Poyplemonkeys]

Kalou had the ball in the area you stupid twat ref, play the advantage.

[kingcav]

can't believe the ref gave us the free kick when kalou had the ball at his feet in the penalty area

sloppy second half, but we were always in control.

shaun wright-phillips utterly fantastic. easily man of the match.

[kingcav]

what numpty was it that said swp was a conference winger?

I hope they see the highlights of this game.

[Benoit2]

Finally been able to see a league match again since Man U away.

And its always Frank Lampard Though what a great goal from Belletti as well.

[FungusMungus]

Originally posted by Matt Cavanagh:

what numpty was it that said swp was a conference winger?

I hope they see the highlights of this game.

Quick look back says it was Reddiablo, Dutch head researcher.

Good to see SI only utilise the cream of the crop.

[Philip Rolfe]

Away games are awesome, even if trains suck and it wasn't as good as last year. Strolled it, basically down into first gear after 2-0 and very rarely worried by a poor Wigan team. Only a couple of their players even look like Premiership players.

Disagree with SWP as MotM, I'm going for Ricky, he was simply sublime in everything he did. Mikel was excellent as well. Malouda was terrible, awful work rate, exemplified late on when Mikel broke out looking for an option and outsprinted Malouda, who couldn't be arsed.

And a word for Frank Lampard. Back end of last season he was an obvious passenger, and I was one of his critics, for form, not for anything else. Six weeks without him this season and we were a shambles. With him, 7 goals, 4 assists in 10 games, games in which Chelsea are unbeaten. He's playing out of his skin, and is back at the very top of his game, awesomeness.

Ignoring the Didier stuff, it seems out of context, he was devastated to leave Marseille, wherever he was going. I could and might grab enough quotes to balance the reporting in Didi and Chelsea's favour.

[Helarxe]

So, given what's been shown so far. Daniel Alves would have been very expensive, there is no knowing how well he would have adjusted to Chelsea's playing style/English football, and he would already arrive a superstar, with all associated ego problems. Belletti on the other hand is performing better than he used to at Barça, wasn't so expensive and has been putting in a lot of effort to prove himself.

The question for the supporters: would you still have rather got Dani Alves, for whatever amount Sevilla was asking back then?

[Poyplemonkeys]

Malouda was terrible, awful work rate, exemplified late on when Mikel broke out looking for an option and outsprinted Malouda, who couldn't be arsed.

Noticed that a few times recently. He's lazy and pulls out of tackles. Absolutely no commitment to the team imo.

[beffrey]

Say my brother and I got Guild Wars. Could we play online together with the same copy?

I played the 10-day free trial of Wow, but never paid anything. Can't see how they justify the £9 especially with having to pay extra for the add-on packs. Rediciulously addictive but I found it hard to escape the pointlessness of it all. The missions were ridiculously ****. Go and kill 25 of these and come back to me and I'll give you some money. Oh, great you've done that. Now go and kill 35 of these and bring me back their corpses so I can make a stew. You can have some too if you're lucky. No thanks.

[beffrey]

Delete that please Phillip. Makes me look like a right geek in the coolest thread on here.

And that's despite Cav bringing it down a few notches.

[Poyplemonkeys]

I play warcraft. Tend to play it in patches though, like get into it for a few months, then not play it for a few months. It's a lot more fun on p2p servers because if you see some random enemy running around you can kill them. A lot more fun fighting human controlled things.

[Herman Bloom]

Someone was asking for updates on the Chelsea lads at our club, so here you are.

Mancienne is immense, but you know that because I keep coming in here asking can we keep him. Sahar gone very odd. Rumours his mother is an interfering old hag who has given the lad ideas far above his station. Seems to be very short of fitness, initially I put that down to the appendicitis he had, but that was months ago now. Either way, he ain't making our 16 at the moment and as we are now undefeated in six and scoring, not sure if that will change anytime soon.

Which is a shame, as the fans loved him pre-season. Two goals against Fulham basically elevates you to God status.

[kingcav]

votes for man of the match please.