14:49 -- Where the HELL is the left back Robinson going?
23:38 -- How is my defense going from here:
to here:
Why in the world is the centerback just not sprinting back? How is a 70 CA midfielder playing a curled outside-of-the-boot chipped through ball on the move through two defenders?
67:00 -- Why THE [FORK] is my centerback trying to close down THEIR centerback 45 yards away? Why does it take my defensive midfielder two seconds and 20 feet of separation to turn around and start running?
71:23 -- WHY IS THE RIGHT-BACK TRYING TO SLIDE-TACKLE A BALL TO HIS FEET JUST [FORKING] KICK IT
73:33 -- Why is Paylor moving infield and not tracking his man? Why does the goalkeeper just run out with his arms at his sides? He doesn't even try to save the shot!
91:49 -- WEHAT THE ACUTAL HELL IS PAYLOR DOING HE DUCKS UNDER A WAIST-HIGH CROSS
I'm sorry, guys, but when people complain that your game is scripted, this kind of stuff is what they're talking about. Why in the hell is a 6'3 central defender bending down to head a ball at his knees when it's going to hit him in the chest? Why is a left back running 15 yards upfield when his team doesn't have the ball? This crap is unplayable! There's nothing I can do to fix this tactically! There's no 'please don't slide-tackle a ball that's played straight to your feet in the penalty area' button I can press tactically!
Somehow my goalkeeper, who has conceded seven goals from 2.5 xG, has a 6.3 rating. James Paylor, who is in four of those ejaculations above, has a 6.6 rating despite a yellow card and being the captain of a defense that just conceded seven goals. He attempted one tackle and was unsuccessful! But also he has a key tackle. What your statistical output is telling me doesn't match what I'm seeing on the pitch at all. It's a complete waste of time.
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