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    hahahahaha man I can't stop laughing!!!!!!

    MOST HILARIOUS thing I've EVER seen on this forum.

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    LOL and lol

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    Surely that is a fake have you read the other reports. Still very funny. Good find
    Last edited by Reidy_FootieKing; 01-09-2008 at 19:58. Reason: typo

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    Better journalism than most of the tabloids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reidy_FootieKing View Post
    Surely that is a fake
    Really !?!?

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    i loved this one

    Maddy McCann seen working in Uxbridge MacDonalds

    Missing toddler, Madeleine McCann was spotted working in Macdonalds in Uxbridge by West London housewife, Jean O'Scrotum, it was revealed last night.

    "She had grown a bit, which is to be expected of a child her age, but it was definitely her!" she told The London Cryer. "She first drew my suspicion because she wasn't black, but it was only when she came to the till to take my order that I realised who she was. I looked her in the eye and said: 'You're Maddy McCann'! She then more or less confirmed my suspicion by asking somebody else to serve me. I told the Portuguese Police straight away but amazingly this tip off was never investigated and Maddies parents were never told. Disgusting eh?"

    The latest sighting comes to light after The Racist Express revealed that a series of credible sightings around the world had been ignored or overlooked by bungling Portuguese investigators

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reidy_FootieKing View Post
    Surely that is a fake have you read the other reports. Still very funny. Good find
    Reckon you might be on to something there, Reidy.

    Good stuff.

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    oh my god thats hilariously funny

    fuuuu.... good laugh

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    Very Funny...had a good laugh

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    i didnt laugh because its true

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    lmao if thats true that is VERY funny, a warning to all

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    LOL! ten thousand couples a day ... hahahah

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    Doris Nagg, Helen henpecker and Tina Twiddletwat? Ofc it's a fake Still very funny though lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reidy_FootieKing View Post
    Surely that is a fake
    Thanks Captain Obvious... j/k

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    Quote Originally Posted by roberto922 View Post
    Tina Twiddletwat
    I think i dated her for a few weeks back in 2002.

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    FM contributed to my divorce

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    Brilliant. Can't stop laughing.

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    Good stuff. Loved some of the other stories on there to. Have bookmarked the site now.

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    Oh so that dumb b**** thought she would start telling people my f***ing life story. That aint funny, I sympathise with poor ***** who get grassed on by their wives.

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    This was my favourite bit:

    "The only time we made love in the last eight months, he went soft halfway through and blamed it on his dilemma about whether to play Crouch or Rooney."


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    Top quality, had me laughing for ages.

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    fm one is pretty funny, but the others are just racist slosh

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    Default Re: FM to blame for high divorce rate in London!

    even tho its fake, women should still know their place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joey6 View Post
    even tho its fake, women should still know their place.
    How daaaaaaarrrreee you!

    Wouldn't catch me telling someone not to play FM anyway - they'd have to wrestle me off the computer first before they can have a go!

    So ner.

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    Default Re: FM to blame for high divorce rate in London!

    Quote Originally Posted by joey6 View Post
    even tho its fake, women should still know their place.
    The spirit of the '50s lives on!

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    Default Re: FM to blame for high divorce rate in London!

    Classic.

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    Default Re: FM to blame for high divorce rate in London!

    lol i can't believe that great read

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    im guna be laughing at this for weeks!

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    It is a bit hard to believe, I mean Joe Cole being available on a free transfer. mmmm

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