Read the link...
Read the link...
hahahahaha man I can't stop laughing!!!!!!
MOST HILARIOUS thing I've EVER seen on this forum.
LOL and lol
Surely that is a fake have you read the other reports. Still very funny. Good find
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Better journalism than most of the tabloids.
i loved this one
Maddy McCann seen working in Uxbridge MacDonalds
Missing toddler, Madeleine McCann was spotted working in Macdonalds in Uxbridge by West London housewife, Jean O'Scrotum, it was revealed last night.
"She had grown a bit, which is to be expected of a child her age, but it was definitely her!" she told The London Cryer. "She first drew my suspicion because she wasn't black, but it was only when she came to the till to take my order that I realised who she was. I looked her in the eye and said: 'You're Maddy McCann'! She then more or less confirmed my suspicion by asking somebody else to serve me. I told the Portuguese Police straight away but amazingly this tip off was never investigated and Maddies parents were never told. Disgusting eh?"
The latest sighting comes to light after The Racist Express revealed that a series of credible sightings around the world had been ignored or overlooked by bungling Portuguese investigators
oh my god thats hilariously funny
fuuuu.... good laugh
Very Funny...had a good laugh
i didnt laugh because its true
lmao if thats true that is VERY funny, a warning to all
LOL! ten thousand couples a day ... hahahah
Doris Nagg, Helen henpecker and Tina Twiddletwat? Ofc it's a fake Still very funny though lol
FM contributed to my divorce
Brilliant. Can't stop laughing.
Good stuff. Loved some of the other stories on there to. Have bookmarked the site now.
Oh so that dumb b**** thought she would start telling people my f***ing life story. That aint funny, I sympathise with poor ***** who get grassed on by their wives.
This was my favourite bit:
"The only time we made love in the last eight months, he went soft halfway through and blamed it on his dilemma about whether to play Crouch or Rooney."
Top quality, had me laughing for ages.
fm one is pretty funny, but the others are just racist slosh
even tho its fake, women should still know their place.
lol i can't believe that great read
im guna be laughing at this for weeks!
It is a bit hard to believe, I mean Joe Cole being available on a free transfer. mmmm