Funny Screenshots Thread

**starburst91** · 05-09-2011 00:51

Originally Posted by Fuzzbuzz1234

In my other save, Roy Hodgson got the job in Summer 2012 which is a somewhat more believable than...

haha, I thought the joke was that it said "continued his development" in every sentence, till I got to the end and realised he was england manager

**Nobby_McDonald** · 05-09-2011 22:37

Originally Posted by kris0710

Yes he is declining at the age of 26!! Always thought they hit peak at 27!!

Everybody is different.

**simsy91** · 05-09-2011 22:53

I know I've posted it elsewhere, but it's so unbelievable I think it definitely warrants a place here.

Keeper sent up with 10 minutes to go whilst 2-0 down. The cross comes straight for him. He tries to score a Maradona-esque "Hand of God". It doesn't go as well as he might have hoped.

**simsy91** · 06-09-2011 11:51

He's only been here for 6 days and already wants out!

**Mike7077** · 07-09-2011 23:07

http://imageshack.us/f/11/michaelkobylkonewsinbox.png/

I definitely have to agree with the Valencia manager. If we weren't so insistent on walking the ball into the net, we might have got the vital 14 goals that usually make a football victory respectable instead of the poxy seven we managed. I mean, it's not like we had a man sent-off in the 4th minute with the score at 0-0 - the kind of thing that might just make seven goals excusable. Oh wait.. we did!

**The Welsh Lad** · 07-09-2011 23:13

Mike I know what you mean, when you beat a team they question your approach and when you lose or draw they praise your teams passing ability

**Mike7077** · 07-09-2011 23:20

I just think it's hilarious to be criticising us for trying to walk it into the net when we just hit them for seven.

**The Welsh Lad** · 07-09-2011 23:25

The old divert attention from our shoddy defence, I wonder if Wenger thought of it

**Dirty Harry** · 08-09-2011 11:20

Originally Posted by Mike7077

http://imageshack.us/f/11/michaelkobylkonewsinbox.png/

I definitely have to agree with the Valencia manager. If we weren't so insistent on walking the ball into the net, we might have got the vital 14 goals that usually make a football victory respectable instead of the poxy seven we managed. I mean, it's not like we had a man sent-off in the 4th minute with the score at 0-0 - the kind of thing that might just make seven goals excusable. Oh wait.. we did!

This one is even more ridiculous. I've stopped sceencapping them it happens so often "I believe so and so is out of his depth after he beats us 0-10."

**berty1978** · 09-09-2011 12:48

Nothing strange about this screenshot, a good win against the mighty Leicester Tile 2008 followed by a hammering against Bromley for Corinthian FC.

But Corinthians good run in the FA Trophy was enough to gain the accolade of 'most improved team in Europe', much deserved I say.

PS, ignore the poor league position for Bayern, I've only just taken over.

**Weezer** · 09-09-2011 16:04

How on earth are they the 216th best team in Europe?!! (Or even the 340th for that matter)

**simsy91** · 09-09-2011 20:11

Erm...

**ManUTactician247** · 09-09-2011 21:20

Originally Posted by simsy91

Erm...

Lol, I take it there were only 3 signings :P

**0gris** · 15-09-2011 16:35

Simmed far into the future and took control of a new promoted club, noticed one of my players had Kaka as a favoured person, surely not...

Well... He's been there since his retirement in 2018, probably could get a coaching job in any club he wanted, yet he shows up here for a low wage, my oh my. Not that the club would be complaining mind you, even though his determination and motivating lack a fair bit he's a killer coach

**Lazaru5** · 15-09-2011 17:24

Originally Posted by 0gris

Simmed far into the future and took control of a new promoted club, noticed one of my players had Kaka as a favoured person, surely not...

Well... He's been there since his retirement in 2018, probably could get a coaching job in any club he wanted, yet he shows up here for a low wage, my oh my. Not that the club would be complaining mind you, even though his determination and motivating lack a fair bit he's a killer coach

He's looking good for 52...

**TheInvisibleMan** · 16-09-2011 01:55

Originally Posted by Football_Manager08

Man City need to stop this now..

Not funny when you set it up yourself. Anyone can do that.

**av3ry** · 19-09-2011 22:13

Erm, How is this guy English??

Born and bred in Ankara came through the Ankaragucu academy but he is somehow English. Surely he is a full blooded Turk, even if one of his parents was born in England would that really qualify him for the England team?

He can hardly speak the language

**saulty2805** · 20-09-2011 10:44

Originally Posted by av3ry

Erm, How is this guy English??

Born and bred in Ankara came through the Ankaragucu academy but he is somehow English. Surely he is a full blooded Turk, even if one of his parents was born in England would that really qualify him for the England team?

He can hardly speak the language

Probably like Colin Kazim-Richards but the other way round

**heathxxx** · 20-09-2011 19:02

I'm not managing Ashton United BTW... just spotted it in my inbox.

Can't fault their ambition though - They're currently bottom of the BSN!

**nitro3x2a** · 21-09-2011 01:05

I believe had I been knocked out of the Champions League I would have had good cause to complain to UEFA as the person Manchester City were claiming is Nathanael Lafargue clearly isn't.

**wangwang123** · 22-09-2011 06:35

I don't know why, but this made me laugh

**Dirty Harry** · 23-09-2011 15:44

Originally Posted by saulty2805

Probably like Colin Kazim-Richards but the other way round

Lol @ CKR...maybe the guy has an english grandmother.

**Dirty Harry** · 23-09-2011 15:45

Originally Posted by nitro3x2a

I believe had I been knocked out of the Champions League I would have had good cause to complain to UEFA as the person Manchester City were claiming is Nathanael Lafargue clearly isn't.

Maybe he's done a Michael Jackson or has that "disease" that changes your skin pigment colouring into perfectly white skin...

**heathxxx** · 23-09-2011 21:49

Hugo Sánchez leaves Aston Villa for Real Sociedad...

Meanwhile, the Villa chairman discreetly brings in Lawrie Sanchez, hoping nobody will notice...

**masticator** · 26-09-2011 13:50

dick spaan? mines about 6 and half inches.

**chrismonc87** · 27-09-2011 08:27

you have to admit on Matt Busbys 90th Birthday and against Munich. I read somewhere that someone from Munich said that cause of every thing that happendin 58 (Forever Rememberd) that they werehappy that it was united who did it due to the special relationship United have with Bayern and fact they look after all the 58 stuff over there

**Dirty Harry** · 27-09-2011 12:55

Originally Posted by heathxxx

Hugo Sánchez leaves Aston Villa for Real Sociedad...

Meanwhile, the Villa chairman discreetly brings in Lawrie Sanchez, hoping nobody will notice...

That one actually made me chortle slightly.

**blueowl** · 27-09-2011 19:40

I strongly deneid these allegations to my family!

**Gypsum** · 28-09-2011 11:42

Not particularly funny, but definitely unusual... David De Gea's 963 appearances for Athletico.

He could have easily made 1000, but he was a sub keeper for the last few seasons of his career.

**jambo james** · 03-10-2011 21:15

Bump. This thread should never leave the first page!

**ManUTactician247** · 03-10-2011 21:20

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Haha lol, Bernd Schuster loves his mind games!

**dfa120374** · 04-10-2011 05:50

The season's only just begun though

**dfa120374** · 04-10-2011 05:53

If I were manager of Hibs I'd be seriously p***ed off

**RonnyDonny** · 05-10-2011 03:16

Originally Posted by dfa120374

If I were manager of Hibs I'd be seriously p***ed off

The SPL runs a split season. Each team plays every other team 3 times (33 games) then table is split in half. Then each team plays one more game against each other team in their division. Taking season to 38 games.

If u finish in top 6 after 33 games you can't finish after 38 games any lower than 6th and if u finish in bottom six after 33 games u can't finish after 38 games any higher than 7th.

**SuperManager** · 05-10-2011 07:11

Originally Posted by RonnyDonny

The SPL runs a split season. Each team plays every other team 3 times (33 games) then table is split in half. Then each team plays one more game against each other team in their division. Taking season to 38 games.

If u finish in top 6 after 33 games you can't finish after 38 games any lower than 6th and if u finish in bottom six after 33 games u can't finish after 38 games any higher than 7th.

And the point of that is?

**seanydude** · 05-10-2011 11:36

Originally Posted by SuperManager

And the point of that is?

It's to make the final games more interesting. Realistically every game should be harder as you're playing the teams around you.

**SWaRFeGa** · 05-10-2011 11:41

Originally Posted by seanydude

It's to make the final games more interesting. Realistically every game should be harder as you're playing the teams around you.

a) I imagine Supermanager was merely pointing out that we all know how the Scottish Premier works, no need for the explanation from RonnyDonny.

b) However, RonnyDonny's explanation of the Scottish Premier rules were to just point out that this posted screenshot gets slightly less "funny" when you see that it happens almost every year. ie. team in 7th is very likely to gain more points than team in 6th due to them playing 5 easier games after the split (even teams as low as 10th can finish with same points as 6th - see below).

**Chriisy** · 05-10-2011 13:52

Originally Posted by dfa120374

The season's only just begun though

Hahaha, Brilliant

**Unknown Hacker** · 05-10-2011 19:34

Originally Posted by Football_Manager08

Man City need to stop this now..

Would be good if you hadn't clearly cheated...

**SuperManager** · 06-10-2011 11:53

Originally Posted by seanydude

It's to make the final games more interesting. Realistically every game should be harder as you're playing the teams around you.

i see what they are getting at, but it just seems more complicated then it need be!

**seanydude** · 06-10-2011 15:26

Originally Posted by SuperManager

i see what they are getting at, but it just seems more complicated then it need be!

That would be because the SFA are morons

**Tez01979** · 06-10-2011 15:39

Originally Posted by seanydude

That would be because the SFA are morons

This very well may be true but the SFA don't run the SPL, the SPL run the SPL and they're even bigger morons

**milnerpoint** · 06-10-2011 15:55

Its not really the worst idea in the world, it gives teams who have no chance on winning the league something to aim for, in real life only once has the team in 6th had less points than the team in 7th. It also makes the relegation scrap a bit more interesting when the teams down there have to play and beat each other rather than wait for one to take a pounding from the old firm. Not going to argue about the SPL being run by morons tho

**SWaRFeGa** · 06-10-2011 15:59

23-second cameo appearance

Having sent a young striker out on loan to Crawley - I was surprised to see him enter the field of play as a substitute on 58:50, score a goal on 59:13, then be substituted himself before the opposition had even kicked off.
He wasn't injured in scored the goal, so must have been tactical!
23 seconds on the pitch. Good days work...

**Chriisy** · 06-10-2011 16:50

Originally Posted by SWaRFeGa

23-second cameo appearance

Having sent a young striker out on loan to Crawley - I was surprised to see him enter the field of play as a substitute on 58:50, score a goal on 59:13, then be substituted himself before the opposition had even kicked off.
He wasn't injured in scored the goal, so must have been tactical!
23 seconds on the pitch. Good days work...

Grabbed a goal and must of needed a rest haha

**dirtyscarab** · 06-10-2011 16:50

Originally Posted by SWaRFeGa

23-second cameo appearance

Having sent a young striker out on loan to Crawley - I was surprised to see him enter the field of play as a substitute on 58:50, score a goal on 59:13, then be substituted himself before the opposition had even kicked off.
He wasn't injured in scored the goal, so must have been tactical!
23 seconds on the pitch. Good days work...

Ha-ha. That's incredible

**dfa120374** · 06-10-2011 18:11

Originally Posted by RonnyDonny

The SPL runs a split season. Each team plays every other team 3 times (33 games) then table is split in half. Then each team plays one more game against each other team in their division. Taking season to 38 games.

If u finish in top 6 after 33 games you can't finish after 38 games any lower than 6th and if u finish in bottom six after 33 games u can't finish after 38 games any higher than 7th.

Well well well the things you learn.

I knew about the split but I never actually knew that. A little bit of

and most of all

from me now

**dfa120374** · 06-10-2011 18:18

Originally Posted by SuperManager

i see what they are getting at, but it just seems more complicated then it need be!

Now that I know about the split FULLY and how it works now (I knew about it before but I actually never knew about what Ronny told me, embarrassingly enough) it is more complicated than what it needs to be. That's why a lot of fans want it done away with. Think that's one of the rules that the SFA/SPL were going to be looking at when they were having their meetings to improve the game in Scotland.

Originally Posted by seanydude

That would be because the SFA are morons

Agreed

Originally Posted by Tez01979

This very well may be true but the SFA don't run the SPL, the SPL run the SPL and they're even bigger morons

Naw they aint bigger morons - they are all just as bad as each other

**jxd** · 09-10-2011 04:29

Todd squared

32 is the new 22

**berty1978** · 09-10-2011 09:10

Who's going to be the first with a funny screenshot from FM12?

**eastley** · 09-10-2011 11:00

Here is my Assistant report on my team regarding the better players.

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/1...tantreport.jpg

And here is my best Senior Striker!!!

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/5601/davidrd.jpg

Notice anything?

**samdiatmh** · 09-10-2011 13:32

that he's deemed a youth

however, because once a player is in the senior team he cannot be selected for the youth team (no player can appear in both)

**Deadmaninc21** · 09-10-2011 14:37

**TheInvisibleMan** · 09-10-2011 16:09

Originally Posted by SWaRFeGa

23-second cameo appearance

What's more amazing is that Pedro Mendes is still playing in 2046!

**tom_numbers** · 09-10-2011 20:41

Originally Posted by Deadmaninc21

*snip*

Oh my

1010

**vurogj** · 09-10-2011 22:35

Perfect start to any game. Check the timeline in the bottom left for the inevitable result of hurling yourself two-footed at the guy taking the kickoff.

The own goal at the start of the second half (our second equaliser) was also hilarious, near post corner defender kicked the ball into the diving keeper's face and in, but there isn't a decent enough camera angle for a replay.

**dirtyscarab** · 13-10-2011 15:11

So this is why The Rams are doing so well in the NPower Championship this year...

**Mighty Brewers** · 13-10-2011 21:18

He wants to play for Greece even though he's retiring in a couple of months and can't play for at least nine.

I completely understand your decision there Matt.

**Rushers82** · 14-10-2011 11:47

Good work guys. I've just returned to the forums for the first time in about two years. I can't believe this thread is still going!

**JR866Gunner** · 14-10-2011 13:36

I think my coach Neil Banfield is cracking up playing two central defenders up front together......

**SWaRFeGa** · 14-10-2011 13:38

He doesn't appear to be left with any other choice?

**JR866Gunner** · 14-10-2011 14:04

thats a good point......i take it back lol

**Nick Habershon** · 14-10-2011 14:23

Originally Posted by Mighty Brewers

He wants to play for Greece even though he's retiring in a couple of months and can't play for at least nine.

I completely understand your decision there Matt.

Will get a fix in for that!

**Apos** · 14-10-2011 17:21

Originally Posted by Nick Habershon

Will get a fix in for that!

Working as intended to be honest, Olympiakos has a tendency on signing and convincing old geezers to continue playing for one or two extra yeas. ^^

**Porthos** · 14-10-2011 23:43

Easy group?! Looks like the Group of Death to me.

**viiralx** · 15-10-2011 15:43

bahahaha :s

**x42bn6** · 16-10-2011 18:54

I've just seen this on FM2008.

I think the poor referee needs glasses...

**Chriisy** · 16-10-2011 20:52

Originally Posted by viiralx

bahahaha :s

Great deal there

**Motherlover** · 16-10-2011 21:41

Originally Posted by vurogj

Perfect start to any game. Check the timeline in the bottom left for the inevitable result of hurling yourself two-footed at the guy taking the kickoff.

Haha, awesome

**dirtyscarab** · 23-10-2011 02:07

As opposed to what? Wild Tuna??

**mackemforever** · 23-10-2011 02:16

Originally Posted by Porthos

Easy group?! Looks like the Group of Death to me.

How is Marseille, Dortmund and Ajax a group of death?

**anagain** · 23-10-2011 02:23

Originally Posted by dirtyscarab

As opposed to what? Wild Tuna??

He's not very pacey...he's easily caught! Boom boom!

I'll get my coat.

**arsenalthebest** · 23-10-2011 03:52

Originally Posted by blueowl

I strongly deneid these allegations to my family!

hopefully rod fanni will never be a mannager and chase a player called kok imaging the headlin. 'Fanni chases ****'

**eplkewell** · 23-10-2011 07:11

So is he available for loan or not?

**arsenalthebest** · 23-10-2011 09:25

maybe the dont think he and therefore they will benefit from sending him on loan to you

**Porthos** · 23-10-2011 10:18

Originally Posted by mackemforever

How is Marseille, Dortmund and Ajax a group of death?

Why would it not be? They are 3 strong teams... I don't want to go away to any of them.

**Dirty Harry** · 24-10-2011 13:53

My brother's name is Tom so this made me laugh a fair bit.

**Thomasmc135** · 24-10-2011 22:25

Someone needs to go back to maths classes.

**0gris** · 24-10-2011 22:27

One team gets a bye? Don't see the problem.

No idea on how the league cup works though so yeah, if there's anything else wrong i dont know about it.

**Koki** · 24-10-2011 22:35

Originally Posted by Thomasmc135

Someone needs to go back to maths classes.

Maybe one team has sued themselves into the competition in a FC Sionesque way

**o JaY** · 24-10-2011 22:37

If that is the 1st season, that will be because AFC Wimbledon and Crawley Town have to play a preliminary round so I assume that when you view the draw it will say 'AFC W or Crawley vs ...'

**Thomasmc135** · 24-10-2011 22:45

Oh, now I feel silly.

**Peter G** · 24-10-2011 23:08

Crawley and Wimbledon had a pre-lim game this year, could be that.

**Chrissyy** · 24-10-2011 23:13

Originally Posted by dirtyscarab

As opposed to what? Wild Tuna??

Brilliant .

**ryano** · 25-10-2011 01:18

Opening day of the season and no one could be arsed to turn up....

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/8048/inboxnews.png

**Mafino** · 25-10-2011 01:21

Originally Posted by anagain

He's not very pacey...he's easily caught! Boom boom!

I'll get my coat.

Cod, that was awful

**Jord @S** · 25-10-2011 10:57

Originally Posted by ryano

Opening day of the season and no one could be arsed to turn up....

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/8048/inboxnews.png

haha WTF? Maybe they thought you were going to get absolutely hammered so just stayed at home. The 144 were the optmists!

**Charlesbeams** · 25-10-2011 12:22

Noticed this name in a recent match

**Lazaru5** · 25-10-2011 12:30

Originally Posted by Charlesbeams

Noticed this name in a recent match

He needs to put some weight on to live up to his name (although 12st at 5'11 isn't "thin")

**ManUTactician247** · 25-10-2011 12:33

lol, the Turkish players seem a big hit with FM12 :P.

**Chriss** · 25-10-2011 12:54

Oh dear at that name.

**Lazaru5** · 25-10-2011 13:39

Fm09, first time I've seen this... definitely lol'd

**kris0710** · 25-10-2011 14:30

What more can i get my team to do!!

**hursty2** · 25-10-2011 15:27

Originally Posted by Charlesbeams

Noticed this name in a recent match

******* myself laughing.

**LiquidFury** · 25-10-2011 16:56

Bargain!

**Towardinho** · 27-10-2011 19:50

Sporting obviously have no away kit....

http://www.uploadscreenshot.com/image/523084/476567

**ManUTactician247** · 27-10-2011 19:55

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Wow, she is multi-talented! Song writer, actress, entrepreneur and football manager!

**anagain** · 27-10-2011 20:51

Originally Posted by Mafino

Cod, that was awful

Very good, you can't beat a fish joke. Even if people say they have no sole.

**0gris** · 27-10-2011 21:40

Originally Posted by LiquidFury

Bargain!

What's the weight?

**LiquidFury** · 28-10-2011 22:33

Originally Posted by 0gris

What's the weight?

I managed to secure Coke weighing 165lbs/75kg from Sheffield Wednesday... for free!

This guy has been around a long time... How old was he when he retired?

The fish puns above are giving me a major Haddock.

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