Funny Screenshots Thread

**Nobby_McDonald** · 10-03-2011 00:30

Originally Posted by franni

Well I see the surname "Dick" is funny to you^^. Here in germany it´s just a normal surname. Look at 1.FC Kaiserslautern Florian DICK is playing there as WB on the right side and next to him as DC there Martin AmeDICK playing.^^ Those dicks are playing well

I bet Dave wished his dick played well!

**Dirty Harry** · 10-03-2011 12:15

Originally Posted by franni

Well I see the surname "Dick" is funny to you^^. Here in germany it´s just a normal surname. Look at 1.FC Kaiserslautern Florian DICK is playing there as WB on the right side and next to him as DC there Martin AmeDICK playing.^^ Those dicks are playing well

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**av3ry** · 12-03-2011 17:09

Allegri has an interesting opinion on the game. Was he even watching the same match as me???

**Barkermush** · 13-03-2011 12:10

lol injuries galore in this match, i'd been forced to use all my Subs before halftime.

**nikelvin** · 13-03-2011 18:13

Heh

**Swedezinho** · 13-03-2011 18:21

Hmmm, which game to watch! Spoilt for choice.

http://img856.imageshack.us/i/englis...rdivisionm.png

**Charlesbeams** · 13-03-2011 18:35

Not too funny really, but a new stadium named after me was always going to be ironic, 32,500 seater Small Arena

**Dirty Harry** · 14-03-2011 14:46

Originally Posted by Charlesbeams

Not too funny really, but a new stadium named after me was always going to be ironic, 32,500 seater Small Arena

Ahhh i'm glad they've kept that part in the game. Last game, FM10, i managed to get 2 stadiums named after me. The Kranenburg Arena and something else with Kranenburg in it, was awesome. Some of the credit must go to Mr Hough and his tactics though. If not a fair bit of it.

**Lazaru5** · 14-03-2011 14:55

Originally Posted by franni

Well I see the surname "Dick" is funny to you^^. Here in germany it´s just a normal surname. Look at 1.FC Kaiserslautern Florian DICK is playing there as WB on the right side and next to him as DC there Martin AmeDICK playing.^^ Those dicks are playing well

yeah, that's the Germans, Kuntz, Fuchs and Dick's

**jxd** · 14-03-2011 15:34

Did some strange MLS rule cause this, or he just had some free miles to burn?

**Koki** · 14-03-2011 15:46

Originally Posted by Lazaru5

yeah, that's the Germans, Kuntz, Fuchs and Dick's

Just because you English can't pronounce them properly....

**Lazaru5** · 17-03-2011 16:59

Anybody need a keeper? :whistle:

**Nobby_McDonald** · 18-03-2011 00:10

There is somebody who works for the same company I do who has the same name as Michael Hunt.

**Lazaru5** · 18-03-2011 01:02

Originally Posted by Nobby_McDonald

There is somebody who works for the same company I do who has the same name as Michael Hunt.

I bet there's a lot of fun goings on over your PA system

**MelbVictory** · 18-03-2011 10:56

The chubby chap you see once a year seems to have befallen to the ills of the global financial crisis.

link

**av3ry** · 18-03-2011 11:16

Why would you start a game with just 10 men???

This is an error...

**tom_numbers** · 18-03-2011 11:24

Is Jose Sand using the corner exploit?

**Preveza** · 18-03-2011 11:32

Originally Posted by Lazaru5

Anybody need a keeper? :whistle:

Dont get it lol

**tom_numbers** · 18-03-2011 11:38

Originally Posted by Preveza

Dont get it lol

Michael Hunt
... Mike Hunt
... Mi Ke-Hunt
...

Help?

**av3ry** · 18-03-2011 13:16

Originally Posted by tom_15390

Is Jose Sand using the corner exploit?

Three of them were tidy finishes after being one-on-one with the keeper, the other was a header from a freekick.

Didnt know there was a corner exploit on 11.

**tom_numbers** · 18-03-2011 13:27

Originally Posted by av3ry

Three of them were tidy finishes after being one-on-one with the keeper, the other was a header from a freekick.

Didnt know there was a corner exploit on 11.

~~ was being a bit sarcastic about his hundred thousand goals. Forgot it doesn't translate to online...

**Nobby_McDonald** · 18-03-2011 19:00

Originally Posted by Lazaru5

I bet there's a lot of fun goings on over your PA system

He works in a field based role, but when I first encountered him I was warned not to call him Mike.

**jimbowmanuk** · 18-03-2011 19:21

Originally Posted by Lazaru5

yeah, that's the Germans, Kuntz, Fuchs and Dick's

I thought it was Dick's, Fuchs, Kuntz!!

**qqq** · 18-03-2011 20:24

**TheInvisibleMan** · 18-03-2011 21:51

Originally Posted by jxd

Did some strange MLS rule cause this, or he just had some free miles to burn?

I think it'll be a rule. Probably signed him but couldn't fit him in the squad so they waived him.

**SuperDan!** · 18-03-2011 22:53

Originally Posted by Barkermush

lol injuries galore in this match, i'd been forced to use all my Subs before halftime.

What skin is that?! I want it!

**Lazaru5** · 19-03-2011 02:32

Originally Posted by jimbowmanuk

I thought it was Dick's, Fuchs, Kuntz!!

I prefer her on top...

**Lazaru5** · 19-03-2011 02:33

Originally Posted by Nobby_McDonald

He works in a field based role, but when I first encountered him I was warned not to call him Mike.

sure it wasn't "my" you were warned not to call him?

**Cullen93** · 19-03-2011 03:04

Originally Posted by qqq

must have the mind of child because I nearly fell off my chair laughing lol.

**Wiitastic** · 19-03-2011 10:32

**MelbVictory** · 19-03-2011 11:40

Originally Posted by Wiitastic

Don't get the funny bit?

Good win though, for sure.

**Tullem** · 19-03-2011 11:57

All have a full time rating of 10.0?

**Arkas** · 19-03-2011 11:59

Originally Posted by MelbVictory

Don't get the funny bit?

Good win though, for sure.

Everyone's condition (almost) is 31% and everyone's rating is 10

**Rick451** · 19-03-2011 12:20

I can see the boxes around the 10s so nice try.

**Tullem** · 19-03-2011 12:46

Yeah it's quite obviously faked.

**Some Guy!** · 19-03-2011 12:54

Originally Posted by JamieLiverpoolfan

Yeah it's quite obviously faked.

Well obviously, Liverpool are still in the Europa League...

**begilsson** · 19-03-2011 17:55

Could have been an embarrasing draw:

Was hoping for a fifth in the end to see if the game was stopped

**Tullem** · 19-03-2011 18:04

Originally Posted by Some Guy!

Well obviously, Liverpool are still in the Europa League...

And they won!

**x42bn6** · 20-03-2011 22:38

Hm... Musical chairs, anyone?

**dbfinch** · 21-03-2011 06:54

I wish I'd known this thread existed back when I had a news item entitled something like "Gay chases Neville".

The headline of this article amused me. Probably come up in this thread before but I don't fancy looking through 30 pages to find out! Note that the guy's a "promising goalkeeper", so I didn't just sign him for his name alone...

**tom_numbers** · 21-03-2011 07:47

Somehow it's worse that he's being unveiled by a senior...

**Dirty Harry** · 23-03-2011 13:13

*coughs*

http://i56.tinypic.com/x0r8ue.png

**mastema** · 23-03-2011 16:24

Seeing as how it was 0-0 at the time, this is probably the most redundant phrase ever uttered.

**jxd** · 23-03-2011 20:19

**MelbVictory** · 24-03-2011 10:37

WTF - 30 times less sponsorship?

**Sakkirito** · 27-03-2011 11:33

I looked at this screen for a long time.. The ultimate mind game if you ask me.

I'm Man Utd by the way.

so.. where's Waldo?

**GesterX** · 27-03-2011 11:50

The reason Englad never gets to host major international competitions:

The reason I get annoyed when the board lowers the wage budget then installs what I can only assume are 50 LazyBoy Massage Chairs into the stadium:

That's over £1.5K per seat!

**SazoJohnno** · 27-03-2011 13:06

Originally Posted by Sakkirito

I looked at this screen for a long time.. The ultimate mind game if you ask me.

I'm Man Utd by the way.

so.. where's Waldo?

Only 10 players in Bursaspor!

**Sakkirito** · 27-03-2011 13:12

Originally Posted by SazoJohnno

Only 10 players in Bursaspor!

Exactly.. how can you defend against that? is he going to sub one in eventually? or is one of the strikers hiding in the bushes??

Well, one of their players did get a red card at about half time, mabye he was expecting that?

**SazoJohnno** · 27-03-2011 13:14

So instead of changing, he still get to put a player in, I like his tactic...

**Sakkirito** · 27-03-2011 16:04

I guess he makes a point..

Yeah, this is what's wrong with the Psychiatry system in FM

**Lazaru5** · 28-03-2011 03:35

Originally Posted by Sakkirito

I looked at this screen for a long time.. The ultimate mind game if you ask me.

I'm Man Utd by the way.

so.. where's Waldo?

RDMC

(there are two defensive midfielders in the right slot

)

do I get a prize?

**dbfinch** · 28-03-2011 05:27

Any other player, I'd bump up his asking price and 'reject all offers', except it'd deprive me of news items entitled:

*childish giggle*

**MelbVictory** · 28-03-2011 13:22

They play on a cow paddock I think - lowly Swedish National Team.

**ommerson** · 28-03-2011 15:15

Originally Posted by dbfinch

*childish giggle*

The 'funny' screenshots with the name Dick in them are getting a bit lame... Chases Dick, In awe of Dick, Wants Dick, Unveils Dick, Presents Dick...

**Some Guy!** · 28-03-2011 15:21

Hey... at least they don't have a media statement like : "[Manager] is in it now!" After saying something to the media about wanting out. We'd never hear the end of it in this thread.

Then again, isn't there something like, "[Player] sprays it wide"... hmmm...

**Tyler42** · 28-03-2011 16:28

This one made me laugh a little when I saw this:

**Dirty Harry** · 30-03-2011 10:29

Originally Posted by begilsson

Could have been an embarrasing draw:

Was hoping for a fifth in the end to see if the game was stopped

Can you post this larger?

**Dirty Harry** · 30-03-2011 12:08

Had to do it...

(http://i52.tinypic.com/e5kxg8.jpg incase it doesn't show up, this thread has a habbit of ding that.)

**jayahr** · 30-03-2011 12:35

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

Can you post this larger?

I think Schalke's 4 red cards as well as the goals being scored only in the 88th and 90+1st minutes were both well visible on the match screen and even more obvious from the news item

**Dirty Harry** · 30-03-2011 13:13

Originally Posted by jayahr

I think Schalke's 4 red cards as well as the goals being scored only in the 88th and 90+1st minutes were both well visible on the match screen and even more obvious from the news item

True true, i was half awake and already getting stoned when i posted that. Forgot to delete it then just completely forgot about it lol.

**CooCooKaJoo** · 31-03-2011 13:29

Imaginative parents

**PLeaseDontSackME** · 31-03-2011 14:16

Heard this happened in the game but its the first time its happened to me. Pretty shocking thing to do to me considering im in the BSP!
I was chuffed and thought it was christmas, then i noticed the date before i even accepted. Damn the board LOL

http://img219.imageshack.us/i/gutted.jpg/

**tom_numbers** · 31-03-2011 15:10

Originally Posted by PLeaseDontSackME

Heard this happened in the game but its the first time its happened to me. Pretty shocking thing to do to me considering im in the BSP!
I was chuffed and thought it was christmas, then i noticed the date before i even accepted. Damn the board LOL

http://img219.imageshack.us/i/gutted.jpg/

Never seen that before! That's awesome

**saulty2805** · 31-03-2011 18:30

Originally Posted by PLeaseDontSackME

Heard this happened in the game but its the first time its happened to me. Pretty shocking thing to do to me considering im in the BSP!
I was chuffed and thought it was christmas, then i noticed the date before i even accepted. Damn the board LOL

http://img219.imageshack.us/i/gutted.jpg/

These are nice little features, there are a few more around, think there is one to do with your birthday too, but I may be wrong.

John Forber?

**PLeaseDontSackME** · 31-03-2011 18:44

Haha I wondered how long it would take for someone to mention i forgot a bit lol

I am now famous!

And yes i've heard their are a few but this is the first i have come across. Could of done with that bank balance as ive now made it to the football league after 5 seasons

**ManUTactician247** · 31-03-2011 19:13

Originally Posted by saulty2805

These are nice little features, there are a few more around, think there is one to do with your birthday too, but I may be wrong.

John Forber?

http://img683.imageshack.us/i/birthdaymatch.jpg/

***Grimario*** · 01-04-2011 10:41

Originally Posted by charlo116

I don't think my players were happy about the penalty decision.

That reminded me of my first ever visit to the Nou Camp in a memorable snatch and grab match.

The funny thing about that is Sissoko getting injured AGAIN. He joined me at the start of the 16/17 season and has spent 8 months injured, playing a total of 18 games. Le sigh.

**jxd** · 03-04-2011 01:29

The most wanted man in Austria (there are about a dozen other Austrian clubs in that list)

**PLeaseDontSackME** · 03-04-2011 15:50

The Sarcastic Little ****!

http://img593.imageshack.us/f/sarcasminfm.jpg/

**Mark Heath** · 03-04-2011 19:04

not just a late tackle, but high as well by the sounds of it:

the next day he managed this:

**dbfinch** · 04-04-2011 21:11

It's more the circumstances surrounding this that amused me.

I'd started the match, then gone downstairs to start cooking some food. Came back upstairs and wished away my screensaver to find I was 7-0 up at half time. Checked the goalscorers, only to find I was wrong to entertain the plural version of that word!

Off the top of my head, I can't recall having any one player score more than five times in a single match, let alone seven in one half!

**ACJMY2K** · 04-04-2011 22:46

Originally Posted by dbfinch

It's more the circumstances surrounding this that amused me.

I'd started the match, then gone downstairs to start cooking some food. Came back upstairs and wished away my screensaver to find I was 7-0 up at half time. Checked the goalscorers, only to find I was wrong to entertain the plural version of that word!

Off the top of my head, I can't recall having any one player score more than five times in a single match, let alone seven in one half!

What was the FT score??

**Tullem** · 04-04-2011 22:57

pretty sure that's some record.

**dbfinch** · 04-04-2011 22:57

Originally Posted by ACJMY2K

What was the FT score??

9-0, not even a club record. Clearly took our foot off the gas. Perhaps unsurprisingly, as I paid attention to the second half, Roche didn't even come close to an 8th goal. Some of the goals were hilariously bad defending too; Bari kept trying to play the offside trap some 35 yards from the goal and getting it completely wrong!

**Lenzar** · 04-04-2011 23:33

So he made 175% of his starts from the bench. Pretty good going, that.

**k007sc** · 04-04-2011 23:56

Originally Posted by Cullen93

must have the mind of child because I nearly fell off my chair laughing lol.

that makes two of us hehe... even a tear crept out

**kingjericho** · 05-04-2011 00:07

Originally Posted by mastema

Seeing as how it was 0-0 at the time, this is probably the most redundant phrase ever uttered.

This one is too good

**nik1313** · 05-04-2011 11:08

what is funny about Sissoko getting injured AGAIN,siena winning 7-0,eboue,ass feedback

**MelbVictory** · 09-04-2011 04:43

My board have been generous enough to give me some money to buy a copy of FM2013

**dbfinch** · 09-04-2011 07:10

A bravery attribute of 2 seems wonderfully appropriate for a player with the surname 'Coward'.

**saulty2805** · 09-04-2011 19:18

dbfinch

Just a quick question but does your computer put that shadow on screenshots automatically?

**ac13** · 10-04-2011 22:23

I know drogba and henry like to take set pieces but this seems a bit much. Norway u21 have already used him as a loping left winger due to his crossing i guess.

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**PLeaseDontSackME** · 12-04-2011 19:17

DO ONE!!

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**av3ry** · 12-04-2011 21:54

Kung-Fu Football...

**Some Guy!** · 13-04-2011 07:51

What a creative article name!

**Brian Shanahan** · 13-04-2011 16:49

Help! Help! Pokemon are invading my game:

Proof.

**MickeySionko** · 13-04-2011 17:49

Originally Posted by Brian Shanahan

Help! Help! Pokemon are invading my game:

Proof.

I didn't even know Audino was a pokémons name. In my pokémon prime there was only 151 spieces!!

**dbfinch** · 13-04-2011 19:24

Originally Posted by saulty2805

dbfinch

Just a quick question but does your computer put that shadow on screenshots automatically?

You're going to have to expand on that, as I'm honestly at a loss with regards to what you mean! I can't see anything out of the ordinary?

**Lower Leagues Rule** · 13-04-2011 19:39

Originally Posted by dbfinch

You're going to have to expand on that, as I'm honestly at a loss with regards to what you mean! I can't see anything out of the ordinary?

If you look at your screenshot it has a shadow around the outside, if you look at others it doesn't have this, I assume this is what he is asking about.

**Tullem** · 13-04-2011 21:11

It's obviously on a mac thats why!

**dbfinch** · 14-04-2011 18:42

Heh, I'd never even noticed that. Although of course now that my eyes have been opened to it, I have to question how I'd failed to spot it!

Having given it a quick Google, JamieLiverpoolfan is correct to attribute its appearance to my using a Mac. Apparently it's a feature of Leopard (the operation system, if you're unfamiliar with what I'm referencing) I was completely oblivious to until today.

**Themer** · 14-04-2011 19:37

If I was the Cambridge City board I don't think I'd give him an extension...

**shifty** · 15-04-2011 08:57

The cutthroat world of international management ...

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**Minkaro** · 15-04-2011 15:36

Originally Posted by Themer

If I was the Cambridge City board I don't think I'd give him an extension...

I'd sack him for lying about his age. He can't be a year older than 15!

**ß@tU** · 16-04-2011 19:21

Unlucky Manchester

I think his dad is his agent

**J.T** · 16-04-2011 22:46

Originally Posted by Themer

If I was the Cambridge City board I don't think I'd give him an extension...

Thats got to be one of the worst managerial records I have ever seen!

**Krald** · 16-04-2011 23:17

**Kevin_M** · 16-04-2011 23:35

Quite possibly the most chances in a match....ever.

And yes, I was Chelsea.

**Goduerza** · 17-04-2011 20:50

Ouch,the poor keeper! Must have been some mistake....

And an interesting and religious name on this fella....

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