Funny Screenshots Thread

**Anti Spiral** · 05-12-2010 14:20

**chuz** · 05-12-2010 14:36

Bangladesh now certified Muslim-free

**rancer890** · 05-12-2010 20:43

Nice one chuz.

New unannounced feature!!! Agents can now offer you club jobs.

**Stretch** · 06-12-2010 00:58

Fixture list getting a touch repetitive.

**phnompenhandy** · 06-12-2010 05:29

chuz - as someone with Bangladeshi heritage, i find that a hilarious pun!

Stretch - download some logos, dude!!!

**AustSaint** · 06-12-2010 05:58

I actually teach a kid in South Korea who is half Korean and half Indian who is more Indian looking than Korean. His name is Korean, so it is possible to get a dark skinned Korean kid. Hines Ward from the Steelers is half Korean, and I imagine if his dad had left him in Korea he would have a Korean game. I know it is a bug but it is possible in my honest opinion.

**Dirty Harry** · 06-12-2010 11:27

Let's hope this one can shoot to kill...

Couldn't help myself...but he sure did while he was England manager...

And it just had to happen...

The actual game commentry was better "Kums slots it in."

**ArranoBeltza** · 06-12-2010 23:05

Looks like I have something to show the press:

**offleyhornet** · 06-12-2010 23:49

LOL Absolutely AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

**ArranoBeltza** · 08-12-2010 07:10

**Nobby_McDonald** · 08-12-2010 20:51

Are you friends?

**Brads-Wigan** · 08-12-2010 22:26

Hope this works, bit of a novice at this type of thing, but this made me chuckle, for the eagle eyed amongst you, unfortunatly Muntari didnt sign for me

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/h...an/Everton.gif

**TheInvisibleMan** · 08-12-2010 23:49

Originally Posted by ArranoBeltza

Looks like I have something to show the press:

We have a winner!!

**Tubey84** · 09-12-2010 00:18

Originally Posted by MelbVictory

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That one is absolutely mind-boggling in how wrong it is xD

**phnompenhandy** · 09-12-2010 05:13

Originally Posted by ArranoBeltza

Looks like I have something to show the press:

Do keep it in your trousers!!!

**JR866Gunner** · 10-12-2010 23:15

http://yfrog.com/9edennisbergkampjnrnewsinp

Oh Think of the joy and pandemonium if this actually happened, Im an Arsenal fan and even I agree with most NUFC fans that Ashley is a knob, and not the kind you get on a door!!

**x42bn6** · 11-12-2010 14:26

Seriously. Is there any point to this sort of tactic?

Ian Emery completed nearly the same number of passes as the entire opposition combined (177 passes).

**silverboot81** · 11-12-2010 18:14

Hah! I always knew she's into Italian football!

**FlyMyPrettiesFly** · 12-12-2010 16:09

This made me chuckle. I know it's Smyth instead of Smith, but they are quite a double act

**Bracken** · 13-12-2010 19:41

Better late than never I guess:

**Anti Spiral** · 14-12-2010 16:27

**TheInvisibleMan** · 14-12-2010 17:19

Originally Posted by x42bn6

Seriously. Is there any point to this sort of tactic?

Ian Emery completed nearly the same number of passes as the entire opposition combined (177 passes).

He must just pass it sideways and backwards the whole time if there was only 1 key pass!

**pl-fikander** · 15-12-2010 15:24

Yo dawg, we heard that you like to play at Borjomi Stadium, so we put a Borjomi Stadium into your Borjomi Stadium so you can play at Borjomi Stadium while you're playing at Borjomi Stadium.

**bigtris** · 15-12-2010 15:34

Originally Posted by pl-fikander

You dawg, we heard that you like to play at Borjomi Stadium, so we put a Borjomi Stadium into your Borjomi Stadium so you can play at Borjomi Stadium while you're playing at Borjomi Stadium.

Ha ha!! That made me chuckle at work and now everyone is asking why I'm laughing!!

**mackemforever** · 16-12-2010 11:23

Just had a legendary news headline.

Took me bloody ages to get but then I realised how great/cheesy it is:

Gr-andy Taylor!

**MelbVictory** · 16-12-2010 11:31

http://fm2011.tumblr.com/post/233551...-no-luck-there

Funny for me because I won. Flip the coin and I'd be STFU.

2 nil up away. Opponents miss penalty 1, and 2, and I score after the rebound off that.

So many yellows and reds.

**Aaron Armstrong** · 16-12-2010 14:46

Jamie Carragher: goal machine.
All from set pieces but all on default settings.

**htg** · 16-12-2010 16:33

lol did you not just double jamie carraghers goals FOR liverpool in this game (still couple behind his goals against liverpool)

**Aaron Armstrong** · 16-12-2010 16:36

Originally Posted by htg

lol did you not just double jamie carraghers goals FOR liverpool in this game (still couple behind his goals against liverpool)

Nearly - he's on 4 IRL I think..!

He has added to his OG total twice this season in my game too.

**CaptainPlanet** · 16-12-2010 20:16

**Nobby_McDonald** · 16-12-2010 22:35

Do you like orifices then Ross?

**Tullem** · 16-12-2010 22:37

which one is the out-of-favour orifice? Englighten me CP

**CaptainPlanet** · 16-12-2010 22:40

Wife had a kid recently, they're all out-of-favour

**Anti Spiral** · 17-12-2010 21:54

...but...

**hugo_rune** · 17-12-2010 22:14

I hope Portsmouth aren't in League Two because of you

edit - oh wait, you're playing Tonbridge

What year is it?

**Anti Spiral** · 17-12-2010 22:20

2020!

Portsmouth almost got relegated from League Two last season!

**Brian Shanahan** · 19-12-2010 19:45

Well I don't know if this is funny, but part of the west stand of the Constant Vanden Stock has been closed:

Any idea if this is permanent?

**Towardinho** · 19-12-2010 20:47

http://img94.imageshack.us/i/michelp...rofileatt.png/

Found this 'well known' maestro plying his trade in Cyprus!!

**Nobby_McDonald** · 19-12-2010 23:17

Originally Posted by Brian Shanahan

Well I don't know if this is funny, but part of the west stand of the Constant Vanden Stock has been closed:

Any idea if this is permanent?

If your finances don't improve then yes.

**Brian Shanahan** · 19-12-2010 23:23

Originally Posted by Nobby_McDonald

If your finances don't improve then yes.

Finances are pretty good actually. Have c. £25m in the bank and only about £9m in loans.

***Grimario*** · 20-12-2010 06:06

Originally Posted by Mitsuko

That is a brilliant injured pose.

Wish I had kept a well timed injury one of my strikers once had - from a corner, headed the ball in and then, in what I thought was a fantastic new celebration in FM2011, he sat down in front of goals while the other players ran around flapping their arms. Took me a few seconds to realise that he had a cross above his name

**Tullem** · 20-12-2010 10:28

Originally Posted by Brian Shanahan

If the west stand is the away end and you are about to play Brugge it could be explained with this.. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2...ht-club-brugge

**pb1uk** · 20-12-2010 11:56

Originally Posted by CaptainPlanet

Lol, brilliant

**Jimbo51** · 20-12-2010 14:33

**Scotty Walds** · 20-12-2010 14:36

Originally Posted by Brian Shanahan

Well I don't know if this is funny, but part of the west stand of the Constant Vanden Stock has been closed:

Any idea if this is permanent?

Is it definitely your ground? I've had that come up before, startle me, until I saw on the right hand side it was for another club in my division.

**Jibby123** · 20-12-2010 18:02

Originally Posted by x42bn6

Seriously. Is there any point to this sort of tactic?

Ian Emery completed nearly the same number of passes as the entire opposition combined (177 passes).

Off-topic....but can you tell me which skin that is you're using?? Looks top.

**Ibrahimagic** · 20-12-2010 18:11

Originally Posted by x42bn6

Seriously. Is there any point to this sort of tactic?

Ian Emery completed nearly the same number of passes as the entire opposition combined (177 passes).

And remarkably Sampdoria actually had the lions share of possession

Those two players with those high passing stats just have traded about 50 odd passes in the space of a couple of minutes.

**chob** · 21-12-2010 19:27

brill name for this guy

http://img98.imageshack.us/i/sundays...ofileattr.png/

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**Matt123456** · 21-12-2010 20:07

Yes you did read that right. The Europa League final will be held at Elland Road.

**Tubey84** · 22-12-2010 03:24

**chob** · 22-12-2010 07:51

Originally Posted by Tubey84

Susan Boyle gets everywhere lol

**Dirty Harry** · 22-12-2010 11:39

Made me giggle immaturely...

But what the hey it's xmas.

**Konen** · 26-12-2010 00:19

Look where Fabianski is playing for his country. scored a header too!

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**x42bn6** · 26-12-2010 02:10

Originally Posted by Jibby123

Off-topic....but can you tell me which skin that is you're using?? Looks top.

Flex, for Football Manager 2008.

And that screenshot really ****es me off now. Scott Richards

He keeps scoring against me in the annoying Sampdoria 3-4-2-1 which I can't find a tactic to use against them to break it down reliably (I've been relying on long shots and my star striker to single-handedly do the job in recent years).

**Ormu** · 27-12-2010 15:11

Thought this was quite funny when I saw it...

**offen94** · 27-12-2010 22:10

Ermm... I said Tonbridge, you may have misheard me.

**deadfncat** · 28-12-2010 06:12

Im sorry guys. I win this whole thread

**offen94** · 28-12-2010 12:17

That is brilliant, best one around. :P

**Lazaru5** · 28-12-2010 13:21

Originally Posted by deadfncat

Im sorry guys. I win this whole thread

Awesome!

full marks!!

**Tubey84** · 28-12-2010 14:23

Not a funny screenshot, but a vid.

Antonio Valencia, new Everton signing, gets his first Toffees goal against former employers Man Utd.

However, he apparently breaks his nose whilst nodding in with his face at the back post!

Note how he's actually clutching his face xD

**Dirty Harry** · 28-12-2010 17:58

Originally Posted by deadfncat

Im sorry guys. I win this whole thread

lol awesome

/end thread

**ACMilanBRA** · 28-12-2010 18:03

LOL this one was very funny

i though 8 million euros was pretty expensive for a burguer, but only Half Burguer? (Look at his name) Thats outrageous! Didnt know these things were so expensive in germany!

**Tubey84** · 29-12-2010 00:42

**deadfncat** · 29-12-2010 01:02

Originally Posted by Tubey84

LOL thats awesome

**heathxxx** · 30-12-2010 00:44

Meanwhile... Star Fleet wins again!

**deadfncat** · 30-12-2010 01:30

you should get Borg to play for Romulas

**heathxxx** · 30-12-2010 01:35

Originally Posted by deadfncat

you should get Borg to play for Romulas

Wondering if such a club existed, I had to take a look and bloomin' heck... there is!

**deadfncat** · 30-12-2010 03:09

haha yeh, its awesome

Their manager is Nero!

**FlyMyPrettiesFly** · 31-12-2010 00:11

His fellow players and the opposition better be wary:

**Coolcon2** · 31-12-2010 03:59

Originally Posted by Matt123456

Yes you did read that right. The Europa League final will be held at Elland Road.

I saw something similar to that in my game, they were still deciding the stadium for the Europa League and it was between one stadium from Romania and St. Marys in England, certainly a weird choice for a final, the latter of course

**Troels Jensen** · 31-12-2010 12:20

Strange miss...

**Bendben** · 31-12-2010 12:45

@Coolcon2, St Mary's is a very reputable stadium I'll have you know! Anyway, I have 2 to share with you all:

I'm not an alcoholic, I swear!

And another...

**Dirty Harry** · 31-12-2010 17:06

Even the most myopic inbred scouser can't see this coming to pass...or even getting close.

**MelbVictory** · 02-01-2011 11:13

A little trilogy of of screen caps that will surely amuse everybody who is not involved in this game. Ie. All you and not me.
A few players here seem a little red. I was kind of hoping one of those grey looking players, normally not much good, would wonder off the street and put on some boots, or especially gloves. Alas no.

Link 1

Can you guess how many players I have around the club rooms who normally put on gloves?

Link 2

Can you guess how many goals, in the upcoming ravenous City Derby, the opposition score from clear cut chances?

Link 3

At least the game didn't get stuck, especially since the game rules were broken with no GK on the bench.

**mackemforever** · 02-01-2011 11:45

Originally Posted by MelbVictory

A little trilogy of of screen caps that will surely amuse everybody who is not involved in this game. Ie. All you and not me.
A few players here seem a little red. I was kind of hoping one of those grey looking players, normally not much good, would wonder off the street and put on some boots, or especially gloves. Alas no.

Link 1

Can you guess how many players I have around the club rooms who normally put on gloves?

Link 2

Can you guess how many goals, in the upcoming ravenous City Derby, the opposition score from clear cut chances?

Link 3

At least the game didn't get stuck, especially since the game rules were broken with no GK on the bench.

With the goalkeeper problem you should have some greyed out keepers in either your reserve or youth team who you can pick. If you don't then you should try moving all of your youth squad to your reserves and some should appear, and then you can pick them for the match. They will be awful but at least you can play the match.

Or you could holiday through the match and the game will sort it out for you.

**heathxxx** · 02-01-2011 14:07

Meanwhile at FA headquarters...

"Ok, so we failed at the World Cup, but decided to stick with Fabio Capello. Then we failed at the European Championships and now Fabio has retired, we really need a boost for English football in our next appointment..."

*shakes head*

**Harrison Savannah** · 02-01-2011 21:19

Lol at Chris Kamara becoming chairman of Jeff Stelling's favourite team. Lol at Kamara appointing Merson. Lol at Merse getting sacked.

Jeff and the lads' clique comes unstuck.

And lol at Jody Morris being the favourite.

**MelbVictory** · 02-01-2011 22:16

Originally Posted by mackemforever

With the goalkeeper problem you should have some greyed out keepers in either your reserve or youth team who you can pick. If you don't then you should try moving all of your youth squad to your reserves and some should appear, and then you can pick them for the match. They will be awful but at least you can play the match.

Or you could holiday through the match and the game will sort it out for you.

Didn't think of holidaying.

Otherwise, there was no actual way of getting grey players. I think this is because in the Australian league the squad registration rules and salary cap is quite strict. Only 2 teams, seniors and youth.

So I cant register the whole youth team for senior football because it would go over the salary cap.

**RonnyDonny** · 03-01-2011 02:55

Originally Posted by ArranoBeltza

Even looks like him.

**Suzie MUFC** · 03-01-2011 03:20

Originally Posted by offen94

Ermm... I said Tonbridge, you may have misheard me.

I lol'd so much at this one I nearly snotted.

**GEIRunar** · 05-01-2011 00:33

He was tackled from behind 1 on 1 with the goalie, and my def sent the ball straight into his own goal.
To bad the striker went for a penalty....

**deadfncat** · 05-01-2011 06:10

diving? didnt know it was ingame
awesome

**Dirty Harry** · 05-01-2011 10:51

Originally Posted by MelbVictory

A little trilogy of of screen caps that will surely amuse everybody who is not involved in this game. Ie. All you and not me.
A few players here seem a little red. I was kind of hoping one of those grey looking players, normally not much good, would wonder off the street and put on some boots, or especially gloves. Alas no.

Link 1

Can you guess how many players I have around the club rooms who normally put on gloves?

Link 2

Can you guess how many goals, in the upcoming ravenous City Derby, the opposition score from clear cut chances?

Link 3

At least the game didn't get stuck, especially since the game rules were broken with no GK on the bench.

People don't always score from clear cut chances...if that's what you're getting at in one of the links.

**heathxxx** · 05-01-2011 14:16

It's August 2012 and England has just successfully hosted the Olympic games.

So successfully it seems, that the IOC decide to award them the games again in 2020.

**Drazkul** · 05-01-2011 16:22

I just couldnt believe my eyes when i saw this result after my first CL game - not only did they lose to a ten man team the own goal came after the sending off

**brt** · 05-01-2011 19:21

http://img5.imageshack.us/f/scrrena.jpg/

He wasn't lucky that day...

**Mr T** · 05-01-2011 21:08

This guy just popped into my youth squad. One of the best players of his generation too

**RBF652** · 06-01-2011 00:30

Wolves will now play at the White House

**Tubey84** · 06-01-2011 03:47

**Dirty Harry** · 06-01-2011 10:16

Not that i am exactly in the FA Cup for money, but

less that the sqaud payout

Bit of a jip really...

**Dirty Harry** · 06-01-2011 11:04

Originally Posted by GEIRunar

He was tackled from behind 1 on 1 with the goalie, and my def sent the ball straight into his own goal.
To bad the striker went for a penalty....

Oh awesome, love the fact they have added that to the game. Long time in coming if you ask me.

**begilsson** · 06-01-2011 11:32

Already posted these in a different thread, but I feel their good enough to be posted twice:

It appears my scout already has tried Dzeko's, but was unimpressed:

And for this price it better be good:

But enough of the bad jokes. I'm obviously talking about Dick:

**Tullem** · 06-01-2011 16:33

I just had one on my game which said Shakespeare (some regen manager) appointed manager of dulwich hamlet, had a little chuckle

**Pio** · 06-01-2011 17:57

**Fidney** · 08-01-2011 19:11

This guy has to be the world's least prolific striker!!

**Minkaro** · 08-01-2011 21:03

With his team 4-0 down, Wilson somehow managed to give away a penalty and damage himself in the process. Something tells me he didn't win the lottery that night.

**The Icepick** · 09-01-2011 05:06

Three substitutions THAT early? One injury, but still... Seems rather silly to me.

**LFCMatt7** · 09-01-2011 06:19

Originally Posted by Fidney

This guy has to be the world's least prolific striker!!

Emile Heskey?

**Biscotti** · 09-01-2011 19:33

I guess that makes me an aetheist, no?

**Robert the Spud** · 09-01-2011 19:45

What skin is that, out of interest?

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