Funny Screenshots Thread

**mackemforever** · 13-09-2010 17:24

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

Is that from a non edited game? Or did you need to add a patch to get the swearing response? It's great.

You can add a comment at the bottom of the press conference screen, below where you select your answer, and if you swear in it then the game comments on it.

**ugen64** · 13-09-2010 17:36

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

This used to be quite a common positional combination, still is but only at lower levels.

nah, some higher level players have it, like Michael Gravgaard (Danish international). IRL, Christopher Samba has started a few games for Blackburn as a striker, and he goes up whenever they're chasing a game at the end. In the game I think he's only unconvincing though.

**rancer890** · 13-09-2010 23:10

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

This used to be quite a common positional combination, still is but only at lower levels.

Jonathon Spector can play up front too (unconvincing I think), but tbf he was a striker when he was a kid. I remember I had him in one of my saves and had a striker crisis. Played him 3 games as a striker and he scored a goal.

**jayahr** · 14-09-2010 09:50

Originally Posted by Shadaza

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/7238/arsenal135.png

Couldn't believe what I saw. Was hoping Fulham could pull up an upset because I am 3 points behind but no.

If it was on two leggs it would be 13-5 0.0

Why the hell did you hide your own result there?

**jayahr** · 14-09-2010 09:56

Originally Posted by MelbVictory

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LOL. Everything is a bit slower in Brazil

Interesting to see that the numbers of seconds in a minute seems to be different too

**jayahr** · 14-09-2010 10:01

Originally Posted by Suge

I've been to Lincoln and I agree with this.

This is way funnier than the screenie

**RonnyDonny** · 14-09-2010 10:09

Originally Posted by jayahr

Why the hell did you hide your own result there?

He got floggggggggggggged!!!!!!!!

**Dirty Harry** · 14-09-2010 11:45

Originally Posted by ugen64

nah, some higher level players have it, like Michael Gravgaard (Danish international). IRL, Christopher Samba has started a few games for Blackburn as a striker, and he goes up whenever they're chasing a game at the end. In the game I think he's only unconvincing though.

I guess it depends upon what you regard as "higher level" football.

**Dirty Harry** · 14-09-2010 11:48

Originally Posted by rancer890

Jonathon Spector can play up front too (unconvincing I think), but tbf he was a striker when he was a kid. I remember I had him in one of my saves and had a striker crisis. Played him 3 games as a striker and he scored a goal.

Lol, i've got a current regen i bought as a defender, and he's only ever played there etc, i bought him when he was 16 or so. Anyway he ended up with all round stats, but clearly best in defence. However as he is fast, tall, strong, good first touch, finishing, heading and so on i have tried him upfront 10 times so far this season as i lost a striker and haven't replaced him due to no one being available with sufficient quality. Out of those 10 games, full starts, he's scored 6 goals and had 5 assists all from open play or a freekick but no corners. Thrown in during a desperate injury crisis half way through the season that is a pretty damn good effort for a striker let alone an out and out defender. (he's not even a DC/DM/MC etc)

And as i said above i guess it depends upon what you regard as higher level play. There's no denying that it is more common in lower level football, league 1 and below.

**Trents** · 14-09-2010 12:36

Originally Posted by rancer890

Jonathon Spector can play up front too (unconvincing I think), but tbf he was a striker when he was a kid. I remember I had him in one of my saves and had a striker crisis. Played him 3 games as a striker and he scored a goal.

Dion Dublin, Ken Charlery, & Dean Coney are all examples of strikers who can play at centre back if needed.

I'm sure there are a lot more.

**Sheffield Sunday** · 14-09-2010 12:47

Originally Posted by Trents

Dion Dublin, Ken Charlery, & Dean Coney are all examples of strikers who can play at centre back if needed.

I'm sure there are a lot more.

Paul Warhurst springs to mind

**pelicanstuff** · 14-09-2010 14:57

Pique can play up front if required...

Also Azar Karadas

**RonnyDonny** · 15-09-2010 06:33

Gary Doherty is DC who can play at Striker

**IMT** · 15-09-2010 06:41

Originally Posted by RonnyDonny

Gary Doherty is DC who can play at Striker

Which I always found weird that he was ever played there, as when he played for us he was our worst defender in an attacking sense.....if that makes sense, it is early!

**Dirty Harry** · 15-09-2010 11:36

None of the people you have mentioned are "higher class" footballers.

**Sheffield Sunday** · 15-09-2010 13:07

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

None of the people you have mentioned are "higher class" footballers.

Paul Warhurst was an immense player.

From Wiki..

Sheffield Wednesday
Sheffield Wednesday came in for Warhurst in the summer of 1991, for £750,000. He began his career at the club as a solid defender, but midway through his second season, injuries to David Hirst and Mark Bright saw Warhurst employed as an emergency striker. In a phenomenal sequence, he scored 12 goals in as many games, and after four years as a defender, was called up to the England national team as a striker. Warhurst was injured, however, and missed an opportunity to win his first cap. His scoring ratio inevitably slowed down, and when Hirst returned to action, Warhurst fell out with manager Trevor Francis, who wanted the player to return to defensive duties. In the summer of 1993, Warhurst was transfer-listed and left the club, having scored 18 goals in 88 games for Wednesday.

**pelicanstuff** · 15-09-2010 13:41

Pique is about as 'higher class' as you can get. Granted, he doesn't play up front on a regular basis, but he can.

**ugen64** · 17-09-2010 00:37

Originally Posted by pelicanstuff

Pique is about as 'higher class' as you can get. Granted, he doesn't play up front on a regular basis, but he can.

Gallas did too for Arsenal. but strangely, Sagna's the one with a rating at striker - must have played there as a youth or something. also Peter Crouch is an unconvincing CB (or at least he was before 10.3), but I've seen the AI manager actually convert and play him there regularly! didn't do too badly either... and Klaus Toppmoller actually got sacked from HSV for, among other things, playing Sergej Barbarez (a support striker) at centre back.

I agree though, there's no real top player who is accomplished or higher at both CB and ST.

I actually came in here to post this, which is somewhat relevant

**Wiitastic** · 18-09-2010 13:31

what's the point of having that added to the transfer deal ?

**jemparowkenastoprocent** · 18-09-2010 15:13

"Villareal in top form as Netherlands Antilles dominate" <-- nice surname

**morsy** · 18-09-2010 19:59

No surprise he missed with a name like that...

Whining is generally a bad idea but two players getting sent off in one minute in a freaking Champions League match?

Probably the reason he won the "World Footballer of the year" and "World Player of the year" awards but isn't good enough for the national team of either Ivory Coast or Germany

**Ishu** · 18-09-2010 20:44

Originally Posted by jemparowkenastoprocent

"Villareal in top form as Netherlands Antilles dominate" <-- nice surname

Its a name of an international Team.

**aviparker** · 18-09-2010 21:18

its not in english but you can understand..its from 2008...and its my best screenshot of all-time..
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**Ailelya** · 18-09-2010 21:40

^ I'm pretty sure that's Hebrew.

**bridport_pouncer** · 18-09-2010 21:53

Originally Posted by Ishu

Its a name of an international Team.

There's no national team called 'Villareal', only the club side Villarreal. It could be a player though, tbf.

**aviparker** · 18-09-2010 22:56

Originally Posted by Ailelya

^ I'm pretty sure that's Hebrew.

yes it is...

and that game was unbelievable...the teams from holland.

**Wiitastic** · 19-09-2010 05:01

Originally Posted by bridport_pouncer

There's no national team called 'Villareal', only the club side Villarreal. It could be a player though, tbf.

yes, my start striker for Netherlands Antilles

**Dirty Harry** · 19-09-2010 18:02

And there was i thinking they only existed in america...

**Ishu** · 19-09-2010 18:17

Originally Posted by bridport_pouncer

There's no national team called 'Villareal', only the club side Villarreal. It could be a player though, tbf.

I was talking about Netherland Antilles

Misunderstanding on my part.

**rancer890** · 19-09-2010 19:55

Hello, Mr. ....

(click on the dots if your confused lol)

**Ishu** · 19-09-2010 20:02

Originally Posted by rancer890

Hello, Mr. ....

(click on the dots if your confused lol)

He needs to live up to his name.

**Poodmund** · 20-09-2010 01:14

Not a screenshot but quite a funny video I captured of one of my goals recently.

**crodino** · 20-09-2010 01:21

oh my... XD
I hope SI have addresed this. Way too much shots that hit the bar are deflected more or less vertically.

**veosoco** · 20-09-2010 23:47

**samdiatmh** · 21-09-2010 00:43

I don't get it?

the guido jannsenn one

**Reganio** · 21-09-2010 03:05

Originally Posted by morsy

How did you get that little bio?

**morsy** · 21-09-2010 07:35

Originally Posted by Reganio

How did you get that little bio?

Player profile -> History -> Biography

**Edinton** · 21-09-2010 07:40

Originally Posted by samdiatmh

I don't get it?

the guido jannsenn one

Google 'guido'

**av3ry** · 21-09-2010 11:55

I know who to drop next time we play Ceahlaul.

Oh dear Mirel Radoi....

**Ishu** · 21-09-2010 12:28

Originally Posted by veosoco

I don't understand

**samdiatmh** · 21-09-2010 12:53

^ Ufuk - you f***

oh dear

**veosoco** · 21-09-2010 18:50

If you read the name it sounds like you f**k ceiling,, it kinda lame but i found it funny when i read it

**JK18** · 21-09-2010 22:00

Well, I played him up front (target man IIRC)
His DC stat's just competent

Then why the ... ???

Crouch : getting in TOTW at DC when you actually play up-front and only have DC rating of 'competent' is CLASS

Oh yeah.. I always knew he can pull anything outta his pocket, but THIS??

Modric : only hat-trick in a game won 2-0 is a REAL HAT-TRICK!!

**Ishu** · 21-09-2010 22:13

@ JK18 Pic not loading
EDIT : Working now.

**bigbadbalf** · 22-09-2010 00:19

**Dirty Harry** · 24-09-2010 12:02

It'll be interesting to see who finds this funny...

**JK18** · 24-09-2010 15:11

This one looked certainly a bug but I decided to post here instead, as it's just a farewell game for my FM10 and I'll just get over it.

McDonald Mariga, co-owned by Inter and now with Inter reserve squad, somehow he managed to sneak back and smashed my DC's face on my training ground? Impressive!!

**Luton Boy** · 24-09-2010 18:45

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

It'll be interesting to see who finds this funny...

not me lol

**Dirty Harry** · 24-09-2010 20:05

Originally Posted by Luton Boy

not me lol

Let me give you a clue. It's not a Red Dwarf joke...

**liamaldinho** · 26-09-2010 16:21

Don't really find much funny on my games, but this did make me giggle.

Shame his aggression is only 13, not much of a bad man eh.

**Nobby_McDonald** · 27-09-2010 23:56

Originally Posted by JK18

McDonald Mariga, co-owned by Inter and now with Inter reserve squad, somehow he managed to sneak back and smashed my DC's face on my training ground? Impressive!!

More bizarre is the name you have picked for yourself.

**Fourjacks** · 28-09-2010 00:20

Some parents really need to be more carefull naming their children

I had a good laugh when i saw this guy mentioned in the news. Btw i don't play with real player names, as i don't want to sign the same players over and over again.

**Edinton** · 28-09-2010 04:46

We have a winner ^^^

**Broloi** · 28-09-2010 12:47

I guess I'll have to invent some kind of time travel machine?

**JK18** · 28-09-2010 15:45

Originally Posted by Nobby_McDonald

More bizarre is the name you have picked for yourself.

Haha, I always play with my nickname, and that 'plus' was inspired by that old adidas ad "+10"

**DavePott** · 28-09-2010 18:15

Lol @ Mr. Hook. Or should i say Michael Hook at the top of the page!

**Brian Shanahan** · 28-09-2010 18:29

I get the distinct impression that this guy should be wearing a dress, and makeup:

*hums the M*A*S*H tune tunelessly*

**LeGeNd-UK** · 28-09-2010 18:42

David Beckham eat your heart out

**Brian Shanahan** · 28-09-2010 18:46

Originally Posted by LeGeNd-UK

David Beckham eat your heart out

How come I never get goals like that? I suppose you were dancing around the room screaming like a loon when that went in?

**LeGeNd-UK** · 28-09-2010 18:50

Originally Posted by Brian Shanahan

How come I never get goals like that? I suppose you were dancing around the room screaming like a loon when that went in?

i think stunned silence sums it up better :P

**LFC** · 28-09-2010 20:10

Originally Posted by rancer890

Hello, Mr. ....

(click on the dots if your confused lol)

He did what to the Manager?!

**saulty2805** · 28-09-2010 23:50

Originally Posted by bigbadbalf

I see..............?????

**Nobby_McDonald** · 29-09-2010 01:27

The Will Swallow one is quality.

**metal_guitarist** · 29-09-2010 10:40

Originally Posted by saulty2805

I see..............?????

I think it's because Danny Wilson used to play for Rangers and has now gone on loan to their biggest rivals, Celtic

**chesterfan2** · 29-09-2010 12:04

Originally Posted by metal_guitarist

I think it's because Danny Wilson used to play for Rangers and has now gone on loan to their biggest rivals, Celtic

Hardly the funniest screenshot though. Will Swallow was better.

**kildarecountyfc** · 30-09-2010 01:36

Ok I realise it's not funny....but I wanted to share this win with someone. Wee Willy Gallas did a tardation in the first minute so I thought I was doomed........I'd say I woke half the estate when Cassano smashed it home.

**Barkermush** · 30-09-2010 04:59

**NLmichiej** · 30-09-2010 10:50

Added time: 4 minutes. Ehm... Oookay?

**George_Spurs** · 30-09-2010 11:11

Originally Posted by NLmichiej

Added time: 4 minutes. Ehm... Oookay?

What skin is that ?

**Nobby_McDonald** · 30-09-2010 22:07

Originally Posted by kildarecountyfc

Ok I realise it's not funny....but I wanted to share this win with someone.

If it's not funny then why have you posted it in the funny screenshots thread?

**Fabio MVP** · 30-09-2010 22:12

Originally Posted by Fourjacks

Some parents really need to be more carefull naming their children

I had a good laugh when i saw this guy mentioned in the news. Btw i don't play with real player names, as i don't want to sign the same players over and over again.

Haha.

NF logo looks similar to something he'd like to swallow.

**hitemfrank** · 30-09-2010 22:18

Originally Posted by Fabio MVP

Haha.

NF logo looks similar to something he'd like to swallow.

Hey broccoli is healthy for y.... oh

**kildarecountyfc** · 30-09-2010 22:23

Originally Posted by Nobby_McDonald

If it's not funny then why have you posted it in the funny screenshots thread?

Because loads of other people have posted epic wins here without complaint, I have to say I found it brilliant/funny/LOLarious when it happened, but maybe it wouldn't be the same for someone looking at it here. I hope this is okay with you? If not fight me..please.

**x42bn6** · 02-10-2010 00:03

Better late than never?

**Nobby_McDonald** · 02-10-2010 00:44

Originally Posted by kildarecountyfc

Because loads of other people have posted epic wins here without complaint, I have to say I found it brilliant/funny/LOLarious when it happened, but maybe it wouldn't be the same for someone looking at it here. I hope this is okay with you? If not fight me..please.

The difference is... you even wrote yourself that it is not funny.

**NLmichiej** · 02-10-2010 11:03

Originally Posted by George_Spurs

What skin is that ?

It's Hookers United v1.1, from FM-Base.

( http://www.fm-base.co.uk/forum/downl...o=file&id=2923 )

**NLmichiej** · 02-10-2010 11:04

Originally Posted by x42bn6

Better late than never?

[img]http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/2808/kakay.png[ /img]

I suppose you mean the "In superb condition" part?

**Piddy** · 02-10-2010 11:16

there is a difference between funny 'haha' and funny 'hmm that's weird'

**x42bn6** · 02-10-2010 21:56

Originally Posted by NLmichiej

I suppose you mean the "In superb condition" part?

Nah...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...ty/7838966.stm

**Dirty Harry** · 03-10-2010 21:38

Originally Posted by kildarecountyfc

Because loads of other people have posted epic wins here without complaint, I have to say I found it brilliant/funny/LOLarious when it happened, but maybe it wouldn't be the same for someone looking at it here. I hope this is okay with you? If not fight me..please.

You sir, are an epic douche.

**canvey!!** · 03-10-2010 23:39

Let's cut out this petty stuff, please, regardless of its intentions.

**chrisy** · 04-10-2010 02:31

Originally Posted by Fourjacks

Some parents really need to be more carefull naming their children

I had a good laugh when i saw this guy mentioned in the news. Btw i don't play with real player names, as i don't want to sign the same players over and over again.

What a Legend name

**Broloi** · 04-10-2010 13:55

So, I'm managing Willaston and at a pre-match press conference I was asked who I though would win the league.
We are 5 matches from ending the season and my team have already won the league, as seen here:

My answer to the question was "Willaston". I then finished the press conference, just to see this:

They are reacting bad, because I said we would win something we've already won? .. Gaah, I don't get my team

**Dirty Harry** · 04-10-2010 14:30

This one isn't funny straight out yet when i tell you of his international career he is. He always had stats like that, they've hardly changed except the odd 1 or 2 points adding onto a stats here or there. Yet the Irish chose not to pick him. He's suffered serial droppings from various mick managers. I checked if it was the manager and there seemed no problem. Then a new ireland manager was installed, and did the same "We believe Colin Hughes (who was wom the premiership 3 times and the champions league twive, plus all the little bobbles that goes with it community chield, FA/League cups, world club cup) he still has to go down to the un21s to prove himself."

You might then think well he fluked it all, however as his stats his match stats prove that he isn't anything but a over rated fluke.

A player of this quality and consistancy at every level would probably be able to break into every international yeam atm, yet alone the half baked ones you seem to get in long games.

P.S. I've also checked the current irish players who would play in his position and none of them are half the player he is, almost literally. The best passer of the ball had pass: 14, creat 15, flair10, first touch 16, dribb 14. That was ther beast mc or amc.

**iAmGory** · 04-10-2010 17:20

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

A player of this quality and consistancy at every level would probably be able to break into every international yeam atm, yet alone the half baked ones you seem to get in long games.

P.S. I've also checked the current irish players who would play in his position and none of them are half the player he is, almost literally. The best passer of the ball had pass: 14, creat 15, flair10, first touch 16, dribb 14. That was ther beast mc or amc.

God hates Shamrock Rovers, clearly!

**taylorsmen** · 04-10-2010 19:45

Playing as AFC Telford and an ex player ( Danny Haynes ) came out with this statement regarding an older back up player i just bought. Look at the inbox headlines.

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/6113/newcarehome.jpg

**mteeters** · 05-10-2010 04:44

Originally Posted by Broloi

So, I'm managing Willaston and at a pre-match press conference I was asked who I though would win the league.
We are 5 matches from ending the season and my team have already won the league, as seen here:

My answer to the question was "Willaston". I then finished the press conference, just to see this:

They are reacting bad, because I said we would win something we've already won? .. Gaah, I don't get my team

I have never seen my squad react well to this question, no matter what I say. I even reloaded several times once and they didn't like any of my answers.

**jaredk** · 05-10-2010 07:24

funny for some, bah for others

he did end up at arsenal

**Dirty Harry** · 05-10-2010 17:14

Originally Posted by iAmGory

God hates Shamrock Rovers, clearly!

True he must be a Bohemian man, curse him.

**Brian Shanahan** · 05-10-2010 22:12

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

This one isn't funny straight out yet when i tell you of his international career he is. He always had stats like that, they've hardly changed except the odd 1 or 2 points adding onto a stats here or there. Yet the Irish chose not to pick him. He's suffered serial droppings from various mick managers. I checked if it was the manager and there seemed no problem. Then a new ireland manager was installed, and did the same "We believe Colin Hughes (who was wom the premiership 3 times and the champions league twive, plus all the little bobbles that goes with it community chield, FA/League cups, world club cup) he still has to go down to the un21s to prove himself."

<snip>
You might then think well he fluked it all, however as his stats his match stats prove that he isn't anything but a over rated fluke.

<snip>
A player of this quality and consistancy at every level would probably be able to break into every international yeam atm, yet alone the half baked ones you seem to get in long games.

P.S. I've also checked the current irish players who would play in his position and none of them are half the player he is, almost literally. The best passer of the ball had pass: 14, creat 15, flair10, first touch 16, dribb 14. That was ther beast mc or amc.

It's his position, I've never seen an Ireland team play other than a straight 4-4-2 and so AMCs will lose out here.

**Diagoras** · 05-10-2010 23:43

An old screenshot I found from my FM09 Southport game.

**Dirty Harry** · 06-10-2010 15:58

Looks like she's had a sex change and come to slice our mouths open...

**Dirty Harry** · 06-10-2010 18:25

Originally Posted by Brian Shanahan

It's his position, I've never seen an Ireland team play other than a straight 4-4-2 and so AMCs will lose out here.

He also plays equally aswell as a CM, furthermore all the players they have playing in his position are AMRC, ACM, AMLC or DM/MC. So no, it has nothing to do with his position.

**Dirty Harry** · 06-10-2010 18:27

Scarping the barrell here but it looks like Clint banged up an "african american" and he's decided to play his trade in the football leagues...

**Tomlat** · 06-10-2010 21:41

http://img337.imageshack.us/i/robertmak.jpg/

Utter amazing hes already been hired twice by them and sacked twice.

**Dirty Harry** · 07-10-2010 11:41

...into a great footballer or a sunday league substitute?

**Bjaart** · 08-10-2010 17:12

I am wondering who was putting a gun to his head...

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**endtime** · 10-10-2010 18:19

found on another forum

**dwnelson** · 13-10-2010 00:26

Came across this guy in a Champions League match - got a good laugh

**Dirty Harry** · 13-10-2010 13:05

Originally Posted by dwnelson

Came across this guy in a Champions League match - got a good laugh

THis is one of the few that has made me actually laugh out loud, thankyou. It's been a boring rainy day so far.

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