Funny Screenshots Thread

[heathxxx]

Best-selling horror author and youth coach!

One way to get the kids to improve in training, threaten to send the Cenobites after them!



"You didn't perform in training... WE CAME!"

[Shadaza]

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Couldn't believe what I saw. Was hoping Fulham could pull up an upset because I am 3 points behind but no.

If it was on two leggs it would be 13-5 0.0

[crodino]

no need of words

[jasonboyacmilan]

Hahaha I have had the same thing, had a regen in my youth team called Fabio Palermo and Palermo wanted him.

[JimbobWWFC]

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Why did you blank out your score against Arsenal?

[crodino]

probably he was ashamed

[Fqdd]

The attack of the wiggens.

[MIR17]

Just noticed what one of my new youth team players is called.

[SonnyJim]

My scouts said he's actually a good prospect

[Deadmau5]

My scouts said he's actually a good prospect

Just wait till he "ripens"

[Badass_]

The attack of the wiggens.

that's so funny!

[Badass_]

[RichardJ]

You know your team's crap (or its manager is ¬_¬) when you lose 1-3 to the reserves. Madness...

[Daemon_Rising]

I hope they don't have a clash of personalities!

[mastema]

Well... this was hard to beat. What's next on the list?

[MelbVictory]

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[duffy89]

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Bet you had some exciting first 30 mins then!

[MelbVictory]

Didnt involve my team, just popped up really. Strange. I also like this.

My Ass Man helping me find a new Ass Man. hehe



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[Leftwinger]

Just noticed what one of my new youth team players is called.

How many tackles must a center def do, before they call him a man... the answer my friend, and so on. Nice one

[SaintToon]

For me this isn't "funny", but I am really annoyed by it.

Until this draw I had a reasonable chance of winning the Prem league, now that's out of the window...

This is a huge "what if" moment in my career.

[Koki]

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So a minute has 61 seconds in Brazil?

[nikelvin]

Jesus, I know it's his last game before retirement and all, but talk about mixed emotions

[AB-forever]

As manager of Almería, I had the following statement after this match: You've got to be ******* kidding me...

[gunce]

Jesus, I know it's his last game before retirement and all, but talk about mixed emotions

hahah hilarious . Actually I especially liked "looked envious", I never had it in my game

[Alan A Wadge]

Some clubs will try to offer you anything to say "yes"...



...but like the perfect gentleman, I politely refused.

this made me laugh out loud... literally! brilliant haha

[TigerTime]

I can't wait to sign Yaya Banana on FM11.

[JanW87]

Del Piero is out for 8 months with damaged cruciate ligaments and is considering quitting professional football. After reading that I told him that he is tough enough to manage. A day later he says he wants to concentrate on footballing.

[tom_numbers]

Del Piero is out for 8 months with damaged cruciate ligaments and is considering quitting professional football. After reading that I told him that he is tough enough to manage. A day later he says he wants to concentrate on footballing.

I had that with someone in the A-League, my marquee player to be precise. He decided to wait until his big money contract had expired before retiring, still not over his injury. Greedy so-n-so.

[JLJ27]

[Alan A Wadge]

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I think the ref lost his watch!

I thought that only happens when City plays Man Utd

[tom_numbers]

If this is over-confident, I can't wait till my players actually decide to put the effort in.

[hugo_rune]

I had that with someone in the A-League, my marquee player to be precise. He decided to wait until his big money contract had expired before retiring, still not over his injury. Greedy so-n-so.

Robbie Fowler?

[tom_numbers]

Robbie Fowler?

Brett Emerton actually, I was a few years in the future.

He'd just scored a peach of a goal as well, and then it was all over

[rancer890]

This one is probably getting a little common, but still...

[Sadiq]

Move over Derby.

[uusinjsh]

Dalibor what?

[Suge]

I've been to Lincoln and I agree with this.

[Tullem]

Dalibor what?

I can just hear a spoilt posh boy going "Dalibor hungry, Dalibor thirsty, Dalibor horny!"

[mdbussen]

Probably been posted before but I did a double-take when I read this news item

[Mons]

[Orange Juice]

Some people aren't too religious...

[Igorchete]

How crap do you have to be to get a rating of 0.1?
He didn't even score an own-goal or get a red card.



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[either and or]

Brilliant. Extra 2 quid should come in handy I'm sure.

[kroblues]

Probably only amusing if you have a childish sense of humour and a knowledge of what "ficken" means in German.

[SparkoVanBasten]

Dalibor what?

At least you know he's looking to score today!

[Lenzar]

Rather than bring on a sub for Cardozo, they choose to play on with 9 men. :S

[emiloprisa]

The padova TV negociation is brilliant ))

[SaintToon]

For me this isn't "funny", but I am really annoyed by it.

Until this draw I had a reasonable chance of winning the Prem league, now that's out of the window...

This is a huge "what if" moment in my career.

Turns out if that goal was allowed I would have won the league that year. Instead I was one point off winning the league, City won it

[Badass_]

Some people aren't too religious...

To be fair, jesus does suck.

[rancer890]

A club taking matters into their own hands...

[chelsea_____Rules]

He obviously isn't going to jail...
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[Hershie]

Pretty weird this. Two penalties given away by the same guy in a minute.

[mr_hankey]

Probably been posted before but I did a double-take when I read this news item

I don't get this one. De Toekomst is Ajax's reserve stadium (using the term 'stadium' loosely).

[JoeCFC]

I don't get this one. De Toekomst is Ajax's reserve stadium (using the term 'stadium' loosely).

The attendance is 0 so there shouldn't be any fans at the stadium.

[ugen64]

link

list of EPL managers in 2017. Chelsea just sacked Stoichkov, who had them in 19th place with 7 points in 11 matches. I don't think they improved on him...

[Mirko Spalletti]

omfg Portsmouth ?!

[RedArrow]

For me this isn't "funny", but I am really annoyed by it.

Until this draw I had a reasonable chance of winning the Prem league, now that's out of the window...

This is a huge "what if" moment in my career.

Looks to me like your running a pirated copy of the game....hence the reason for daemon tools bottom of your screen :/

[morsy]

I doubt he will improve any more, considering his age...



Awesome job of planning the cup schedule



Losing the first game 0:3, drawing the series with 10 men, missing a penalty in the 92th minute then winning on penalties... this game is not good for my heart.

[darkson01]

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[Jord @S]

[minisav]

Looks to me like your running a pirated copy of the game....hence the reason for daemon tools bottom of your screen :/

But he has steam running

[SaintToon]

Steam isn't running and this isn't pirated., and yes I have Daemon replacing the FM disk. I lost the disk for FM when moving a few months ago, I told a friend that I can't play FM any more, they recommended Daemon to me and I have used it ever since.

[Shinclone]

Morsy what kitpack are you using?

[uusinjsh]

Not funny, but interesting. Hadn't seen this before.

[Blinkenlights Faxlore]

(never mind)

[morsy]

Morsy what kitpack are you using?

I'm currently on the wrong PC but I know I downloaded it from sortitoutsi. But seems like the site is down at the moment.

[Shinclone]

When you get the chance mate I'd appreciate it if you could post what it is.

[morsy]

I just checked, the kits I have are called "SS'09" but there seems to be a newer version. Unfortunately they're all on sortitoutsi. But I found some working links for some English leagues, check this site and scroll down to the bottom.

[Suzie MUFC]

Jesus, I know it's his last game before retirement and all, but talk about mixed emotions

"Seemed confused" is an understatement...

[Shinclone]

Thanks Morsy ;-)

[Lenzar]

Not funny, but interesting. Hadn't seen this before.

I wonder if you get this if an Irish and Welsh team are drawn together, or any other combination.

[Minkaro]

omfg Portsmouth ?!

I'm going to guess one of them was tugging Vidic's shirt, so he just decided to slaughter the lot of them, whilst bellowing something about Odin?

[iamthepete00]

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/3153/luckyo.jpg

Certainly the player you'd want in your team if you're after a good start

[Tomlat]

Something that brought a smile to my face in a interview.

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[GioGio85]

Something that brought a smile to my face in a interview.

http://img405.imageshack.us/i/thespecialone.jpg/

How can you fail to agree It would be rude not to

[AndyPass]

Rather than bring on a sub for Cardozo, they choose to play on with 9 men. :S

About 15 years ago Forest were playing Southamption in an FA Cup game at the City Ground. Forest were winning 3-0 with about 10 minutes left. Brian Clough took off a striker (either Nigel Jemson or Nigel Clough) and didn't bother replacing them even though he hadn't used any subs. Forest played the rest of the match with 10-men and still won 3-0.

[danielrae]

Came across this "fake" keeper - the German number 1.



He's also a famous for his Miami Vice theme tune, Crockett's theme!

[kingjericho]

What the hell?... in 14 minutes?
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/487...rlandvhull.png

WHAT THE HELL??? At half-time??
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[tom_numbers]

That is epic goalscoring, you must've been pleased. Tell me you didn't let it slip away?

[BrightLad5]

No match rating for match winning striker! haha

[setzel]

Epic Celtic failure they let him leave for free he was not unhappy probly thought his demans were too high just to take him back after 6 months

[Trents]

Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks

[llDracoll]

Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks

I've never thought that FM would create that kind of regens XD

And his baldness isn't a coincidence, is it?

[MelbVictory]

Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks

Not bothering with any fitness training then - perhaps some brisk walks around the block or some wii Fit?

[Calculating Infinity]

Looks to me like your running a pirated copy of the game....hence the reason for daemon tools bottom of your screen :/

I always got Daemon Tools opened and I sure as hell got a legal copy of FM so stop accusing people just becuase of that.

[HornsofJericho]

I always got Daemon Tools opened and I sure as hell got a legal copy of FM so stop accusing people just becuase of that.

He could be using daemon tools for that though.

When I bought FM10, I downloaded the crack because I simply hate having disks to faff about with. With Daemon tools, I can play without having the disk.

[Dob1]

Alternatively you can just buy the disk, and install via steam. I've not touched the disk since I bought the game. You don't need it with STEAM.

[Trents]

My disk hasn't left the drive for about 8 months

[GioGio85]

My disk hasn't left the drive from about 8 months

I once took mine out to move a CD onto Itunes - it just didnt feel right! I was worried it would get scratched while I was waiting for my music library to update. Never again

[warkill]

So the combination of all Ri Sang Hoon's abilities = a heart shape ^^

[Toolbox]

I wonder if you get this if an Irish and Welsh team are drawn together, or any other combination.

Unlikely, considering Ireland is not part of Britain.....

[Jimborelli]

One of my favoruites from FM07.

I'm Tottenham, against Man City in the 2010 Champions League Semi Finals. Drew 1-1 at White Hart Lane, and then 'lost' 2-0 at Eastlands. Well... I say lost, but the game told me I'd drawn 2-2 and gone through on away goals.

Compare the match report to the overview... strange!

[Jimborelli]

So glad I went for '50% of next transfer fee'



Great message from the board...



And again...

[Dirty Harry]

It pains me hugely that i didn't save this somehow. Having been playing the game for years already i should have known it was quite special. Idk how many people remember but it was the year that Liverpool won that cup treble, EUFA cup, league and FA i think. At the time i didn't have a computer connected up to the internet ever, and especially not the one i played CM/FM on, i can't remember which it was then (think it might have still been CM). Anyway, the first game i played about a week after Liverpool won that treble they won it on the first year of that game. The very first game i had started after the real one. I couldn't believe it, obviously pure coincidence unless my computer became "aware."

I've had tons of games since that, epically weird scoring, ones in which i've won Champs League 7 times in a row, premiership 10 times in a row, along with generally the both cups (a lot of this thanks to Mr Hough's awesome tactic this year) but none of these come close to strangeness of that one saved game. I wasn't playing as Liverpool, i was one of the relegation candidates that had managed to stay up that year and was trying to do the same.

[canvey!!]

@Jimborelli: At one point my board told me the finances were so good they were considering investing loads of money on tropical fish. I might even have posted it in this thread somewhere.

[Dirty Harry]

Looks to me like your running a pirated copy of the game....hence the reason for daemon tools bottom of your screen :/

I have a bought version of the game and i have daemon tools on the right with my other icons.

[Pebder88]

No one in their right mind would have rejected this!

[Mons]

One from way back. It all happened so quickly I didn't have time to take him off penalty-taking duties

[Dirty Harry]

Needless to say I was pretty fumed after losing a 1-0 lead to Barcelona in the 90th minute.

Is that from a non edited game? Or did you need to add a patch to get the swearing response? It's great.

[Dirty Harry]

lol. I wonder why he doesn't have a position as midfielder. Nice young regen I got.

This used to be quite a common positional combination, still is but only at lower levels.