Funny Screenshots Thread

[Geronimo360]

Norwich in the Prem

Glad Utd and Pool are going down though!

[x42bn6]

On my game, they are inseparable.

As in: Manchester United 12th in the Championship, and Liverpool 13th.

[NLmichiej]

Epic fail by De Graafschap:

[hitemfrank]

i know next to nothing about the dutch league so I assume that TOP OSS are pretty poor in comparison to De Graffschap

[hamilton162]

I think he means that De Graddschap managed to thow away a 4-1 lead in the 2nd half and lost 6-4

[hitemfrank]

Ah ok my eyes aint what they used to be - did not spot that.

Epic fail by me

[NLmichiej]

I think he means that De Graddschap managed to thow away a 4-1 lead in the 2nd half and lost 6-4

Indeed

In real life TOP Oss and Graafschap are pretty much equal to each other though, with Graafschap winning by an inch.

[NLmichiej]

Got another for you English lovers though then:

Charlton Athletic in the future...??

[hamilton162]

Nah, Charlton will never be that good, it is impossible

[hitemfrank]

Did they lose the final by any chance?

Also what skin is that?

[hamilton162]

The skin is Klassa, look in the Skinning Hideout for download link

[NLmichiej]

Did they lose the final by any chance?

Also what skin is that?

Skin is the one hamilton links to.

EURO Cup Final: Charlton 2-4 Schalke '04

7' 1-0
14' 2-0
19' 2-1 (o.g.)
65' 2-2
83' 2-3
86' 2-4

[hitemfrank]

Charlton just aren't meant to win the cup are they?

[hamilton162]

What a comeback from Schalke

[Yonezzz]

Just take the bloody hint, Sheffield. You're not getting my staff.

[x42bn6]

Just take the bloody hint, Sheffield. You're not getting my staff.

How could they not resist awesome names like !TACTICS #1?

[$tsk]

I have nothing to say other than......

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!

[el sid]

I have nothing to say other than......

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!

Haha, unlucky

[hamilton162]

I don't think he is too pleased at Arsene's decision

[bluemoon1992]

How could they not resist awesome names like !TACTICS #1?

what are these name?

[hamilton162]

He has obviously nicknamed the coaches and staff so he knows which one is which

[Gypsum]

One of my youth players did a Michael Jackson after signing a full-time contract...

Before / After

[hamilton162]

Saw that in dafuges challenge Gypsum, it was incredibly funny

[RickH]

The Championship never looked so....good?

[canvey!!]

Evidently there is something more satisfying than getting one over your rivals.

[heathxxx]

I'm slightly worried about the impact this will have in the dressing room...

[Thomasmc135]

Don't get my goalie angry

This was an FA cup 2nd qualifying round match

[RickH]

TXI?

10chars

[hitemfrank]

TXI?

10chars

I also notice he has Danny Aquino in his side which still have to qualify for the FA Cup - not really gonna happen without some dodgey business

[CaptainPlanet]

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1529/20989588.jpg

[bluemoon1992]

I also notice he has Danny Aquino in his side which still have to qualify for the FA Cup - not really gonna happen without some dodgey business

explain lad?

[hitemfrank]

explain lad?

Aquino is a first choice striker for Murcia in the top Spanish division - not really gonna want to play for a team who needs to qualify for the FA Cup. Pretty much think there would have to be something dodgey to get him there and even if he was for some reason released he would find plenty of other clubs interested playing in a much more highly respected league.

Think that pretty much explains it.

[minisav]

I also notice he has Danny Aquino in his side which still have to qualify for the FA Cup - not really gonna happen without some dodgey business

So you mention him but miss Toni and David Silva?

[Pukey]

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/4163/asdfgz.jpg

How do you swap positions with yourself?

[hitemfrank]

So you mention him but miss Toni and David Silva?

Missed those two - but further proves my point. I would guess most if not all of those players would not go there without some 'interference' shall I say.

[Thomasmc135]

Missed those two - but further proves my point. I would guess most if not all of those players would not go there without some 'interference' shall I say.

It's not Luca Toni it's just some random guy called Toni i'll post a screenshot later. TXI is the short name the full name is ThomasXI, it's a created club i set about starting in the Conference South with a high rep of 9,000 to see whether my low league starting position would affect people joining and it has but with the youth players it doesn't put them off.

David Silva i put in from the start but he was the only professional player that was part of my team. I can honestly say that i have not cheated to sign any players i.e haven't put in another manager to get players.

It's part of an experiment to see whether they will stay with a club that has a high rep but low standing or whether they will leave as soon as offers come in.

[pepchr18]

http://img194.imageshack.us/my.php?image=68685545.jpg

[Schotsmannetje]

Last week I started an experiment to see what would happen if I started a save as a female manager, to see if it would make any difference. I couldn't think of a name, so thank God for MTV! (you'll see what I mean).

Anyway that's beside the point. Have a close look at the options at the bottom and you will see the result of starting as a female manager:

[Thomasmc135]

Someone is obviously a closet AFC Hornchurch fan

[canvey!!]

Last week I started an experiment to see what would happen if I started a save as a female manager, to see if it would make any difference. I couldn't think of a name, so thank God for MTV! (you'll see what I mean).

Anyway that's beside the point. Have a close look at the options at the bottom and you will see the result of starting as a female manager:

Some players will do anything to please their manager...including a sex change.

[Saxonaitor]

Cmon Ref are you kidding me 9 mins of injury time!!!!!!! Q.P.R have bribed you havn't they




By the way I still won the match

[Schotsmannetje]

Had a lot of injuries in the game?

[Saxonaitor]

not that I can remenber no more than 1 though

[SSGTroyer]

Cmon Ref are you kidding me 9 mins of injury time!!!!!!! Q.P.R have bribed you havn't they
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By the way I still won the match

That screenie was hilarious. I'd forgotten how humerously UGLY those dots could get.....

[Thomasmc135]

Bit hot for the beginning of January and it's BREEZY

[canvey!!]

You could have been a lot more perceptive than that .

For example,
a) Your team don't have a name
b) Why didn't you get loads of penalties considering the referee is a Friend?
c) What's your club's youth sytem like, because looking at the breadcrumbs on the bottom, your team is called Paedo XI

[Tim09]

Is it just me or should i be £8m down so far this month as opposed to £800k as expenditure usually relates to a cost rather than income?

[Thomasmc135]

You could have been a lot more perceptive than that .

For example,
a) Your team don't have a name
b) Why didn't you get loads of penalties considering the referee is a Friend?
c) What's your club's youth sytem like, because looking at the breadcrumbs on the bottom, your team is called Paedo XI

1) It's not my team, this is just a created club (a joke between me and some friends)
2) I don't know, maybe he wasn't feeling friendly
3) Their top of the youth group so it must be fairly good

[canvey!!]

Is it just me or should i be £8m down so far this month as opposed to £800k as expenditure usually relates to a cost rather than income?

The net transfer spend is negative which means you made a profit from transfers.

[MartinGregory84]

[Saxonaitor]

That screenie was hilarious. I'd forgotten how humerously UGLY those dots could get.....

Heathen!!!!

[kussel]

Im man city.
And i just played Blackburn.

[MelbVictory]

The net transfer spend is negative which means you made a profit from transfers.

How does that make any sense.

Net transfer spend is negative - ie. Overall you have less money from transfers than you have had before, therefore, you have spent more than you have received.

I see many issues with that screenie;

The Profit/loss figure is derived from expenditure minus net transfer spend in this screenie. Clearly incorrect, since net transfer spend is a relative figure which has parts in turnover and expenditure (ie. buys and sells)

The figure should be simply calculated by turnover (money in) minus expenditure (money out).

Net transfer spend is just a guide to what you have been doing on the market. The other issue with is that it hasn't updated for the new month. Its the same as the previous month which seems highly unlikely.

Basically - its all just a mess. Hope to be proven wrong and have a laugh - otherwise

[carlos95]

I also notice he has Danny Aquino in his side which still have to qualify for the FA Cup - not really gonna happen without some dodgey business

i see he has david silva and luca toni

[canvey!!]

How does that make any sense.

Net transfer spend is negative - ie. Overall you have less money from transfers than you have had before, therefore, you have spent more than you have received.

I see many issues with that screenie;

The figure should be simply calculated by turnover (money in) minus expenditure (money out).

Net transfer spend is just a guide to what you have been doing on the market. The other issue with is that it hasn't updated for the new month. Its the same as the previous month which seems highly unlikely.

Basically - its all just a mess. Hope to be proven wrong and have a laugh - otherwise

If you spend a negative amount of money you gain money. If you bought an item for -£10 that means that you would get £10 for buying it. Therefore, if Net Transfer Spend is negative, there is an income. Transfers aren't included in the profit and expenditure, hence why they have their own section.

Income was £0
Expenditure was £4,714,446
Net Transfer Spend was (£3,887, 763)
Profit was (£826,683)

Profit = Income - (Expenditure + Net Transfer Spend)

Income was £0, or £3,887, 763 if you include transfers.
£3,887,763 subtract £4,714,446 equals -£826,683 (work it out on a calculator if you think I'm wrong).

The Profit/loss figure is derived from expenditure minus net transfer spend in this screenie. Clearly incorrect, since net transfer spend is a relative figure which has parts in turnover and expenditure (ie. buys and sells)

This obviously isn't the case. £4,714,446 minus -£3,887,763 is £8,602,209 which isn't the value given.

[Thomasmc135]

i see he has david silva and luca toni

What part of it isn't Luca Toni is troubling you



It's some Spanish guy called Toni

[hitemfrank]

What part of it isn't Luca Toni is troubling you

It's some Spanish guy called Toni

It's nice when some people dont listen - how is the experiment going anyway?

[Matorko]

Naughty Referee.

[Thomasmc135]

It's nice when some people dont listen - how is the experiment going anyway?

I won the Conference South with ease 42 wins from 42 only conceding 1 and scoring 337. I won the Conference League Cup, FA Trophy and FA cup.

The board are hard to please with 54% job security. The big teams are coming in for my players and because some didn't play much they want to leave and so i have sold 3 players for £50 million. Robbie Blake rejected Rangers.

I have agreed to sell a defender to Man Utd for £7 million but i made it so that the transfer will go through in a years time. I signed Vieri on a free after Atlanta didn't renew his contract and Davide Santon for £8 million after he requested a transfer and another Italian veteran, Panucci.

I'm going to play in the Blue square premier and Euro cup and after this season i doubt i will have many original players left as the interest in them is immense.

[hitemfrank]

Got a bit of a fixture pile up due to a water logged pitch, international call ups and a decent cup run



the box really should go all the way to the botom
12 games in 22 days may not go too well

[shanks]

Thats is the most ridiculous fixture list i have ever seen. good luck with that

[hitemfrank]

Didn't do too bad in the end



Won the league so happy days.

[carlos95]

What part of it isn't Luca Toni is troubling you



It's some Spanish guy called Toni

sorry, my mistake

[MelbVictory]

If you spend a negative amount of money you gain money. If you bought an item for -£10 that means that you would get £10 for buying it. Therefore, if Net Transfer Spend is negative, there is an income. Transfers aren't included in the profit and expenditure, hence why they have their own section.

Income was £0
Expenditure was £4,714,446
Net Transfer Spend was (£3,887, 763)
Profit was (£826,683)

Profit = Income - (Expenditure + Net Transfer Spend)

Income was £0, or £3,887, 763 if you include transfers.
£3,887,763 subtract £4,714,446 equals -£826,683 (work it out on a calculator if you think I'm wrong).



This obviously isn't the case. £4,714,446 minus -£3,887,763 is £8,602,209 which isn't the value given.

Ok, i get net tranfer spend.

Any ideas on why the net transfer spend hasn't updated for the new month?

Why is it so convoluted when it can be simple. Income is said to be 0 when as you say, it should be 3,887,763. It says 'Income', it doesn't say 'Income less transfers profit'.

[Thomasmc135]

sorry, my mistake

It's ok, sorry for snapping but everyone was annoying me, i got bored with that save and started a new one with Rushden, no editing or anything.



I mean seriously 'her' when i have my picture up, i'm confused :P

[lee50_11]

Im man city.
And i just played Blackburn.

was your game v blackburn the only game of the week?

[hitemfrank]

I mean seriously 'her' when i have my picture up, i'm confused :P

Don't worry about it mate - just means your the first transexual manager in football

[InterWolf]

I find it amusing you get so defensive over Toni when you still put the best midfielder in the game in your side!

[hitemfrank]

The person at SI responsible for getting a picture of Marcus Hahnemann wasn't having a good day or else they just dont like him judging by the picture

[Thomasmc135]

I find it amusing you get so defensive over Toni when you still put the best midfielder in the game in your side!

Who's that? If your talking about Aquino i had to pay £4.8 million for him so that was an honest deal

[Jops14]

pretty obvious hes talking about silva (who isnt) because Aquino is pants! (so fair play)

In all honesty i did an experiment like yours a few years ago, it is great fun to trounce the lower divisions and see how you do in cups against real competition

[Thomasmc135]

pretty obvious hes talking about silva (who isnt) because Aquino is pants! (so fair play)

In all honesty i did an experiment like yours a few years ago, it is great fun to trounce the lower divisions and see how you do in cups against real competition

Yh, but i have to admit it gets boring having everything. That's why i'm at Rushden in a new game altogether.

[Thomasmc135]

Don't know if it's funny but it sure is tight

[DCFC_Kieran]

Good name



made me chuckle

[Crayons]

Wait a minute, your favourite club is who?

[PThomason01]

Wait a minute, your favourite club is who?

He was actually a Man Utd fan growing up

[jrDon]

Suprising coaching role for Dwight Yorke
http://img37.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thisq.jpg

[Keroppi]

Suprising coaching role for Dwight Yorke
http://img37.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thisq.jpg

Yorke: Listen keeper, I'll keep taking shots at you. You go and try save it.

[matfarrell]

Obviously has some confidence in his ability.

[matfarrell]

I have a slightly hot headed midfield regen called Johnny Daley.



Mr Daley sees strange zebra like object trying to escape

Mr Daley takes evasive action

Mr Daley seems pleased with his work

Mr Daley shows dominance with staring out policy

[J.Price]

[peter-evo]

Mr Daley

[rancer890]

Former woman named as manager..

Albert Cartier

Although, after doing a search, he has always been a man...

[x42bn6]

I don't understand?

You can have Chinese names and not look Chinese at all.

[Liniert]

after i struggled to beat Belgium in the qualifying play offs...



beat Brazil in the second round 3-1, Colombia 2-2 (won on penalties) in the quarter final then beat Germany 1-1 (won on penalties) after Germany missed a penalty in the 120th minute

[x42bn6]

Oh, England, only you could do this:



England had already qualified, though - although it is the sort of result which would result in Wembley being burnt down and Capello charged with murder.

[Lisandro Lopez]

Okay so picture this. I'm 3-0 up and it's the 90th minute with three minutes of extra time to play, we get a corner and my goalkeeper decides to go up for the corner? I mean what? I'm winning 3-0 why does he need to do this;



Not impressed. 0_o

[chrisy]

Okay so picture this. I'm 3-0 up and it's the 90th minute with three minutes of extra time to play, we get a corner and my goalkeeper decides to go up for the corner? I mean what? I'm winning 3-0 why does he need to do this;



Not impressed. 0_o

LMAO That really made me laff

[DanGLiverpool]

I don't understand?

You can have Chinese names and not look Chinese at all.

Typical England tbf. Will be the norm in 10 years I say.

[I\'mTheRulerOfAllTheWorld]

[arcturus15]

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3...gesbenarfa.jpg

Not sure how to post pictures on this board so here's the link to a screenshot of when I attempted to sign Hatem Ben Arfa for my Man City squad...looking at the drop in wages if he moved clubs, who says players only want big wages?

[Nobby_McDonald]

Oh, England, only you could do this:



England had already qualified, though - although it is the sort of result which would result in Wembley being burnt down and Capello charged with murder.

I seriously doubt Capello will be England manager in 2027.

[Geronimo360]

*Facepalm*

[MillwallLion08]

Oh, England, only you could do this:



England had already qualified, though - although it is the sort of result which would result in Wembley being burnt down and Capello charged with murder.

Yep, only England

[Deano554]

Don't know if it's funny but it sure is tight

Top that.

[charlo116]

I thought this was funny: An error by Nemanja Vidic allowed striker Samuel Eto'o to score a powerful effort. It came up when i was playing a couple of days after the champions league final irl.

[The Codfather]

I don't know whats worse. Cech being the oldest player to play for chelsea despite him not even being the oldest player in my first team, or the previous record holder being only 14.

[canvey!!]

I've seen that bug before, but only ever with Chelsea .

[GEIRunar]

Probably been posted a few times before, but still funny And even more funny considering the fact that "Holyday Manager" after 11 years unemployed got his first job in the "FM-world" 8 days before this rumour came out, shurley he must be waaaaay more experienced than those 'Football Manager' applications

http://bildr.no/view/423092

[jrDon]

Talk about a two horse race.

100 points and still not good enough for title