Funny Screenshots Thread

[toon army 06]

How to Post a Screenshot

1. a) While playing FM, press the key 'Print Scrn/SysRq'. This can be found next to F12 on the keyboard
   b) Open an image editing program, MS Paint will suffice, and press Ctrl+V
   c) Save the image, format isn't usually important as it will be put into the correct format later
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2. Instead of Step 1, while playing FM you can press Alt+F9 and look in Documents\Sports Interactive\Football Manager 2009\screenshots for your screenshot
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3. Online, go to an image hosting website. Photo Bucket and Image Shack are the most popular ones, although there are others, such as TinyPic and more.
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4. There will be an option to upload an image. You will need to register to do this. Once registered, follow the entry procedures and browse for your image on your computer
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5. Go to the forums and begin to write a reply to the thread in which you want to post your screenshot.
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6. Type in [url=www.example.com]Here is my image[/url] to get a link to your image saying Here is my image where www.example.com is the URL of your image.
   
   Alternatively, type in the image link name, like 'Here is my image', and click on the blue globe icon at the top of the editing box (Full WYSIWYG Editing needs to be on to do this) and paste in the URL in the box that appears.
   
   The third option is to have your image show up directly. Put your image URL in between [IMG][/IMG] tags, such as in :mad:, which will show up as
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7. If you want to follow the second option but don't have WYSIWYG editing enabled, click here. Scroll to the bottom and in the final drop down box, select 'Enhanced Interface - Full WYSIWYG Editing' and click 'Save Changes'. You will now have an enhanced range of editing options available to you when you post.

it seems abit hard a pressed 'Print Scrn/SysRq' and nothing happened i have no image i want to upload anyway so i am not in a rush for anyone to tell me agin why it did nothing.

[Dan Dirtyape]

Hold down the ALT key and then press the Print Screen/SysRq key.

[ftg87]

You don't need to hold down ALT, all you need to do is hit Print Screen and you should be able to just paste into Paint or similar

toon army: Are you following canvey's instructions properly? They are spot on, so if you are following them right you should not get any problems

[Dan Dirtyape]

Oops, I was thinking of current selected window.

[jod123]

it seems abit hard a pressed 'Print Scrn/SysRq' and nothing happened i have no image i want to upload anyway so i am not in a rush for anyone to tell me agin why it did nothing.

After pressing it you don't notice anything happening but then just move on to the next step and paste and it should work.

[Richardav]

look at this player from argentina,and it says he cant speak basic spanish lol

[jod123]

What is that about? How can he communicate?

[Richardav]

What is that about? How can he communicate?

bit gutted tho, hes a good player,i wanted him to gain spanish nationality and then i put him in the first team.

[jod123]

I wonder is that just a cosmetic bug and will take Spanish nationality when he "learns basic Spanish" or not though as now he is still non-EU obviously.

[Richardav]

I wonder is that just a cosmetic bug and will take Spanish nationality when he "learns basic Spanish" or not though as now he is still non-EU obviously.

i posted it in the bugs forum.

[jod123]

Yeah it does seem like a strange bug.

[Nobby_McDonald]

It's definately a bug as the sole language he can speak is Spanish, yet he can't take Spanish nationality because he can't speak basic Spanish.

[minisav]

I know footballers are seen to be stupid but this is a bit too far ain't it?

[Richardav]

I know footballers are seen to be stupid but this is a bit too far ain't it?

i know some footballers cant spell but forgetting to talk that says it all.lol

[Trevomac]

poor chap, musta grew up in solitary confirement in the slums in Buenos Aires

[jayahr]

that one really made me laugh out loud.

Guess every club sold him after the big family requested VIP tickets for everyone

[Nobby_McDonald]

Basil!

[Les Girondins]

What you reckon? 5 more years?

[Thandui]

lol, his stats are still pretty good and he seems to be doing good for you

[x42bn6]

What you reckon? 5 more years?

Gary Neville scored a goal?!

10 more years!

[goldaryn]

[Severus_steaua]

check this out

[x42bn6]

Indeed, only 14 shots despite going down to 7 men...

[JimbobWWFC]

A similar thing happened when I played Torino on my game... despite so many red cards, somehow the score stayed 1-0 lol

[JimbobWWFC]

[JimbobWWFC]

[Batowski]

Please, more! I'm addicted to this thread, it's funnier then Fawlty Towers... okay, maybe not.

On a sidenote, I saw a player called Casanova, had a laugh at him, but forgot to shot it. And he's even a real player if I remember correctly. :P

[rancer890]

Made me chuckle a bit.

You sure you want nothing?

I put a bid out for a part exchange with my backup goalkeeper and some cash for Fabricio (on loan at my team)...and they respond by wanting nothing.

[DanGLiverpool]

Made me chuckle a bit.

You sure you want nothing?

I put a bid out for a part exchange with my backup goalkeeper and some cash for Fabricio (on loan at my team)...and they respond by wanting nothing.

Yeah I have had that a few times before, quite funny that they are willing to take nothing over cash and people.

[Les Girondins]

89????

[Les Girondins]

Muaha.

[fatski]

Stupid Press.

Make myself laugh sometimes.

[Les Girondins]

So you think West Ham have a bloated squad ..

[Thandui]

he must of been bloomin brilliant for those 2 minutes

[Man City Supporter]

Everton fans have very high standards

[MelbVictory]

he must of been bloomin brilliant for those 2 minutes

lol - gold

[JimbobWWFC]

Muaha.

Sorry I don't get this one

[Wiggz]

Sorry I don't get this one

I have a feeling it's to do with the player's name.....

[BuryBlade]

he must of been bloomin brilliant for those 2 minutes

Quality

[celtcolm1]

Think I have some talented youngsters coming through!




The worst thing? It was the Teddy Bears who beat me!

[mattant250]

^ How come you're in the English league?

[jod123]

^ How come you're in the English league?

Probably because he swapped them in.

[x42bn6]

Think I have some talented youngsters coming through!




The worst thing? It was the Teddy Bears who beat me!

Reminds me of my Henri Saivet-powered Under-18s... Went unbeaten for the whole season... Until Liverpool came along.

Had something like 140 goals scored, 20 conceded, with Henri Saivet scoring nearly half that amount.

[JimbobWWFC]

Think I have some talented youngsters coming through!




The worst thing? It was the Teddy Bears who beat me!

To be fair, look at the teams in that Under 18's league. I'm not that surprised your are thrashing all teams there. The youth squads of those others in the league must be terrible, and many teams won't even have enough players to field a side with real players, they will mostly be fake greyed-out players. Can you post a screenshot of the final standings too?

[celtcolm1]

To be fair, look at the teams in that Under 18's league. I'm not that surprised your are thrashing all teams there. The youth squads of those others in the league must be terrible, and many teams won't even have enough players to field a side with real players, they will mostly be fake greyed-out players. Can you post a screenshot of the final standings too?

Still pretty impressive all the same, non?

[celtcolm1]

If you want some of my results from the big teams...

[celtcolm1]

Forgive me for thinking that they are quite good!

[lawsie]

he must of been bloomin brilliant for those 2 minutes

what i find funny is that he didn't see it coming!!

*boom boom*

[seanydude]

i dont know how to look for the amount
but my u18s havent lost int he league for 3 and a half years
thas celtic in england too

[fatboyjohnmulhern]

Stupidist kits i have ever seeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
http://img22.imageshack.us/my.php?im...llykitsdv7.jpg

[JimbobWWFC]

Stupidist kits i have ever seeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
http://img22.imageshack.us/my.php?im...llykitsdv7.jpg

Agreed! Would be good if we can choose which kits to wear for away games if there is going to be a slight clash

[fatboyjohnmulhern]

He has absolutely no chance of getting into my team.
http://img10.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nochancefx1.jpg

[CPS]

[onimkron]

http://img87.imageshack.us/my.php?im...owcardszj7.jpg

I was sort of hoping for at least one player to be sent off

[x42bn6]

http://img87.imageshack.us/my.php?im...owcardszj7.jpg

I was sort of hoping for at least one player to be sent off

Fouling is clearly a good idea!

[TSmith1991]

You know things are going badly for you when you get sent off twice in the same match.

[JimbobWWFC]

You know things are going badly for you when you get sent off twice in the same match.

DIfferent players, but with the same name? Can you post a screenie of the player ratings screen as well?

[TSmith1991]

Yeah, they are different players. I just thought it was funny.

In other news, my chairman announced that we are moving to a new stadium in 2 years, called the Hinshelwood arena, named after himself. Odd thing is, we had a new stadium built for us last year too, and guess what it was named? Yup, the Hinshelwood Arena. Either he's incredibly vain, or he has Alzheimers.

[Yonezzz]

Won't be reading their sports pages in a hurry!

[dexta200]

did city win 4-0

[BarnsleyCarl]

and I though being called neville neville was bad!

[Yonezzz]

did city win 4-0

To be honest, when they went 2-0 up in the 75th minute, I was beginning to wonder whether I'd jinxed myself. Thankfully it stayed like that for the rest of the match!

Also, this just happened:



It was blowing a gale, so when Fabianski hoofed the ball up the pitch from a goal kick, it bounced over everyone and into the back of the net. The final commentary made me lol.

[Nobby_McDonald]

If Fabianski 'scored' from a goal kick then it should be disallowed.

[canvey!!]

Goals can be scored from Goal Kicks.

[Nobby_McDonald]

Well I'll be blown. You're right. An own goal can't be scored directly from a goal kick, but a goal can.

[minisav]

That would be pretty epic if you could score an own goal from a goal kick!

[goldaryn]

Oh goodie, I just uploaded my favorite screenie.

O_O um, whats that in your taskbar...

[alexw]

and I though being called neville neville was bad!

My U18s have Dave Davies and Lee Lee at the moment

[rich_sotdc]

if thats whats classed as a "quiet game".... well!...

[dexta200]

if thats whats classed as a "quiet game".... well!...

Haha i've had this before when my GK has conceded 3 but not 4, maybe they were all unstopable shots.

[AFCLiam]

Bakary Sanga, RB, Scored more goals in a game that he did the whole of last season! Lool

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7397/sangaaaaxn0.jpg

Considering he missed a sitter the game before against Spurs, i was rather...Dun in. Lol...

[hamilton162]

if thats whats classed as a "quiet game".... well!...

ROFL (Stupid 10 character thing )

[fatboyjohnmulhern]

Made me chuckle, controversial news reporter!
http://img7.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nutterst0.jpg

[Downing19]

Bakary Sanga, RB, Scored more goals in a game that he did the whole of last season! Lool

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7397/sangaaaaxn0.jpg

Considering he missed a sitter the game before against Spurs, i was rather...Dun in. Lol...

I wouldn't be too pleased, it's only against the Boro, also what skin is that you're using?

[pommie]

That would be pretty epic if you could score an own goal from a goal kick!

Simple. Place ball in centre of 6-yard box. Turn around and kick. And there we have it. Own Goal from Goal Kick

[Scotty Walds]

Well I'll be blown. You're right. An own goal can't be scored directly from a goal kick, but a goal can.

You also cannot score an own goal direct from a free-kick

[AFCLiam]

Downing, the skin im using is Steklo 09 (LHS) and i changed the background to Brushed Metal.

[Vintige]

it happened in the 90th minute to from a long free kick. cant view the match because its from last season

[Loudleyther]

Going back to the Reserves dominating the league.

My current Norwich game.....



Pitty I dont seem to have any decent players coming through...

[Glenn Wakeford]

O_O um, whats that in your taskbar...

Good spot Sir!

[Stomalomalus]

I've found a ghost player! Should be impossible to play against, lol!

[manutdthereds]

[Skunner]

it happened in the 90th minute to from a long free kick. cant view the match because its from last season

LOL @ Your manager name.

[thebigman1985]

why cant i see those image shack pics? even when i click on em

[DanGLiverpool]

Wow, seems like my scout has a sense of humour.

[Fridrihsbergs]

Overly harsh ref in my opinon. 8 players sent off in one match. Sorry about the size/if it works at all.

[Fridrihsbergs]

Evidently it didn't. I apologise sincerely http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/5...mationshj5.jpg that is the url for it and a gain sorry.

[Brian Shanahan]

Saw this one starting up a game with PSV, had to share it with the world.http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pi...4&id=595609999

[ChelseaFan1994]

Florent malouda at Sunderland lol

[thebigman1985]

^^why is that funny? hes probably not even good enough for sunderland

[MillwallLion08]

init hilarious mate.

[astanic]

A pretty obvious one, but still made me chuckle...

[MelbVictory]

OK, this is not for real, just playing my under 20's (and controlling them) and getting preseason goals into the forwards. Thought it looked funny - plenty of quickfire doubles.

[brigadier]

This guy's cheap as chips!

[JimbobWWFC]

This guy's cheap as chips!

Hahaha took me a while to understand why a cheap player was so funny, but I finally got it!!!

Wait! I have just seen your search box.... you were actually looking for players with names of famous people? lol

[x42bn6]

Are Scotland supposed to be that good at football?

The Argentina game was hilarious. 6-3 at half-time, and despite the Argentinians having the better second-half, defensive mistakes from set-pieces allowed Scotland to thrash Argentina 9-3.

The Sweden game was just shocking. Sweden, missing their not-so-influential captain but easily their best player, were just disgraceful against a Scotland side who were allowed to run circles around Sweden.

[Gypsum]

This is quite funny. A Latvia born player who only speaks basic English mking his international debut for England... against Latvia!

[brigadier]

Hahaha took me a while to understand why a cheap player was so funny, but I finally got it!!!

Wait! I have just seen your search box.... you were actually looking for players with names of famous people? lol

Nah, i had seen him quite a while ago before i decided to put it up so i had to find him again.

[Minkaro]

After United's second goal went in, Kaboul decided he was taking his ball and going home

[Joe The Tiger]

After United's second goal went in, Kaboul decided he was taking his ball and going home

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Funiest one yet!