Funny Screenshots Thread

[viperk1]

Don't know if anyone else has noticed this but Beckham seems to have taken up a new career in retail

That's LA Galaxy's home stadia, but I see what you mean, Giacomo Kinnear. ^_^

All well and good you blotting out the name - but you left it on the breadcrumbs. ^_^

[moley]

the day Rooney crushed me



40+ shots and a 1-0 win....

[minisav]

That's the kind of game that Salzburg win 0-3 isn't it?

[ET-Taylor]

decent every for every shot on te=arget there was a off target shot and only 1 goal in 26 shots what ratings were the keepers

[calvindb7]

the day Rooney crushed me



40+ shots and a 1-0 win....

what is park doing in the background lool

[lolgasm]

@ the screenshot with Samba scoring 7 or 8 goals, obviously used the corner exploit

[DiscoStu94]

He's been playing since Jesus was born, and hasn't stopped yet!

[Tristan_Nieve]

Just for one.

[MaidenMadness]

LOL for the 2nd game in a row i finished with one less player and no strikers since both of my strikers got injured.

every striker i have under contract is injured and i've got a cl game coming up. have no idea whom i'm gonna put up front. i don't even have any strikers who have just light injuries...
thank god i signed that young dr and that young dl so i have someone to use as fullbacks

[ComeontheArsenal]

This isn't funny screenshots based but i thought this would be more relevant than making a whole new thread.

Can anyone give me the link for the funny player names thread, i read it a while ago and it was hilarious, i've searched for ages but can't find it!

Any help would be appreciated.

[AB-forever]

No apparently not

[PeteLFC4EVA]

he is only worth 1.8 m

he is on loan at mallorca

and this one just made me laugh

[Downing19]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3155/...7d3df7.jpg?v=0

What can i say?Look at the name.

[peter-evo]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3155/...7d3df7.jpg?v=0

What can i say?Look at the name.

Ha Liking him, he would automatically be my best player

[Downing19]

Just been reading some old posts in this thread and turns out someone beat me to Shitrit.

*Scurries off looking for stupider name)

[Downing19]

Not a stupid name but i still found it quite funny...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3012/...780ee6b1_o.jpg

[peter-evo]

Not a stupid name but i still found it quite funny...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3012/...780ee6b1_o.jpg

The board there are thick

[peter-evo]

Foul throw?

[canvey!!]

That's hilarious. Reminds me of "Where's Wally?"

[av3ry]

Na, the ref blew the whistle because that other player is offside.



Newcastle's major transfer spending spree.... In the Championship.



Is this a goal or did the ref almost screw me out of a victory?


The warmest Christmas ever?

[peter-evo]

Emannuel is on the pitch and threw it behind him safe to say I laughed

[Haestad]

Bumped for a FM 2009 SS





I made up the nickname of course

[Downing19]

God, i dont think i can take any more tension! How long do we have left?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3046/...54941234_o.jpg

[robin_trott_hoof]

Manchester United looking to replace forest as the dominant force in english football?

The funniest thing about this one is the appearance of Babylon Zoo.

[dafuge]

Ref, I think he's been shot

[CSF90]

Oh, how I'm so witty. Also, it's amazing how many times your name can appear on one screen!

[Minkaro]

Look above the dugouts. Somebody mind telling me when Julio bought out advertising boards for himself at Old Trafford?

[sylane93]

Wow, the 666 and the April Fools day screenshots are brilliant.

The funniest thing to happen on my FM recently is when William Gallas told me he dislikes William Gallas and wants to leave the team because of it.

Actually, it wasn't that funny because he was my captain at the time...

gallas is a funny character.

[JohnTerry-look-alike]

Haha thats quality Minkaro!!

[cpa]

Chelseas have a new youth brazilian keeper.
Theres a slight dissadvantage when your a goalie thats less than 5 ft.
Scorlari must have faith in the boy

4'7 and 13 stone??

[Downing19]

I dont know which i find funnier, his height or his hair.

[el sid]

Ref, I think he's been shot

This has got to be the best ! I mean it looks like someone took a knife and tried to shave his shoulder off ! ROFLMAO. Look at his knee too

And look at the worried team mate looking on :P

[Downing19]

And is it just me or that goalie holding a policemans helmet under his left arm and wearing a flourescent jacket?

[Fuzzo]

My defender went for a pint in the last 10 minutes of this half.

http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?i...thehelleh7.jpg

[x42bn6]

The funny part isn't the score (although Genoa were absolutely awful against me, I think the game finished 6-0), but the fact that I'm apparently in a 10-on-3 counter-attacking situation...

[|maze|]

Hehe, poor boy... me think he's got some bad friends down at the train station cause they certainly know how they'd describe his personality :P

[bean824]

Was so happy, England were the World Champions!

[pelicanstuff]

4'7 and 13 stone??

He can still grow

[canvey!!]

Hehe, poor boy... me think he's got some bad friends down at the train station cause they certainly know how they'd describe his personality :P

That's hilarious

[Suzie MUFC]

He can still grow

...widthways.

[supersaint]

Cluck Cluck

[pnefc22]

4*7 rofl and 13 stone lmao while rofl!!!

[pelicanstuff]

Cluck Cluck

They could've got some cash out of Nandos for that one.

[Ryan-CelticTalk.org]

I thought this guy was a future talent so i sent him out on loan, oops

[_Agalloch_]

You have to be determined to keep going at 50 years old. I bought him of course and now my central defense has a combined age of 86. He's alright now we bought him a turbo charged mobility scooter (explains the reasonable pace, he also drives over opposition players), but he does tend to get cranky if he has to play an evening match since Wallgren's bedtime is at 8:30pm. The reason he's got a high stamina stat is because he gets coffee injected straight into his veins every 5 minutes.

[Andy[ro]]

Really nice pace for an old guy. And stamina...oh!

[Ryan-CelticTalk.org]

Obviously edited on an editor or something

[ComeontheArsenal]

Talk about a lazy groundsman!



Did he get bored halfway through painting the lines and hit the pub??

[_Agalloch_]

Obviously edited on an editor or something

Whaaaat?!! Oh ye of little faith. I play with Real Players off therefore ages are made random but stats sometimes remain similiar, which explains the high stats. 50 did seem a bit too high though, haha.

In fact, looking at the player search list there's a 54 year old still playing and quite a few around that age. Awesome. A team of middle-aged blokes beckons.

[Ryan-CelticTalk.org]

Whaaaat?!! Oh ye of little faith. I play with Real Players off therefore ages are made random but stats sometimes remain similiar, which explains the high stats. 50 did seem a bit too high though, haha.

In fact, looking at the player search list there's a 54 year old still playing and quite a few around that age. Awesome. A team of middle-aged blokes beckons.

Oh ok i didnt think about playing without real players

[Glenn Wakeford]

Talk about a lazy groundsman!



Did he get bored halfway through painting the lines and hit the pub??

This is a known issue and is under review.

[ComeontheArsenal]

Not sure what happened at the end of the first half here!



Did the Ipatinga players start attacking people or something???

It looks like two team mates started scrapping!

Crazy

[peter-evo]

Not sure what happened at the end of the first half here!



Did the Ipatinga players start attacking people or something???

It looks like two team mates started scrapping!

Crazy

I'd be fascinated to know how they all got sent off?

[ComeontheArsenal]

Right, i've watched the highlights,

The first was a two footed tackle from behind, so i guess that was fair,

The second was another heavy tackle from behind as well, this team have no discipline, clearly.

The third was a monk from mean machine style hack, he just ran at him.

But get this, the fourth and fifth were the best, unbelievable, Tiago Viera hacked a Sao Paulo player on the edge of the box, and Anderson just punched one of the other players!!!

No word of a lie the text said " Anderson lands a right hook on Borges" " A great punch too!" LOL!

I'll post the screens, for proof, and because they belong in this thread!

[peter-evo]

Right, i've watched the highlights,

The first was a two footed tackle from behind, so i guess that was fair,

The second was another heavy tackle from behind as well, this team have no discipline, clearly.

The third was a monk from mean machine style hack, he just ran at him.

But get this, the fourth and fifth were the best, unbelievable, Tiago Viera hacked a Sao Paulo player on the edge of the box, and Anderson just punched one of the other players!!!

No word of a lie the text said " Anderson lands a right hook on Borges" " A great punch too!" LOL!

I'll post the screens, for proof, and because they belong in this thread!

Post the whole match file, I'd love to see it.

[Glenn Wakeford]

Post the whole match file, I'd love to see it.

Second that, upload the .PKM somewhere, I'd watch!

[peter-evo]

Second that, upload the .PKM somewhere, I'd watch!

I thought brawls were scrapped years ago?

[ComeontheArsenal]

Wahay.






Quality

Btw how would i upload the file?

[peter-evo]

Have you saved it?, if so just upload the file to any site where you can upload stuff

Is there an animation for it

[ComeontheArsenal]

No that's the only thing, dissapointingly there not even stood next to each other, still funny though!

Do mean the whole saved game, or just the higlights?

[peter-evo]

Just that match.

[hullcitytigers]

Ref, I think he's been shot

I laughed so hard at that .

[ComeontheArsenal]

Right here's the .PKM file,

The link should work!

http://files.filefront.com/So+Paulo+.../fileinfo.html

Enjoy!

[Glenn Wakeford]

I'll add the fact there is no fighting animation to our list of known issues, cheers for the PKM.

(BTW you don't need to compress them they're small anyway.)

[mike007lp]

Hehe, I'm watching the game.

[peter-evo]

Right here's the .PKM file,

The link should work!

http://files.filefront.com/So+Paulo+.../fileinfo.html

Enjoy!

Thanks for that, will watch when I have finished my time with my save

[ComeontheArsenal]

I'll add the fact there is no fighting animation to our list of known issues, cheers for the PKM.

(BTW you don't need to compress them they're small anyway.)

Hehe, good point


And yeah, it would be hilarious to actually see him lamp the other guy, rather than be stood 3 metres away

[peter-evo]

Hehe, good point


And yeah, it would be hilarious to actually see him lamp the other guy, rather than be stood 3 metres away

Maybe he used the force?

[pnefc22]

A great punch too!
Rofl!!
Odd match, look at all the red cards and goals and I presume he got sent off for it which means there will have been even more red cards?

[Falastur]

A great punch too!
Rofl!!
Odd match, look at all the red cards and goals and I presume he got sent off for it which means there will have been even more red cards?

Two red cards happened at the same time, so they appear on top of each other on the events bar down the bottom. Thus it looks like only 4 reds.

[Klimowicz]

I've got a good feeling about this regen. Potentially epic.

[AB-forever]

I've got a good feeling about this regen. Potentially epic.

That is f*cking brilliant

[viperk1]

Not sure what happened at the end of the first half here!



Did the Ipatinga players start attacking people or something???

It looks like two team mates started scrapping!

Crazy

Shouldn't Ipatinga have forfeited the match after 47 minutes? Isn't there a rule where if a team has less than seven players on the pitch, the team forfeits?

[Ediocy]

Not sure what happened at the end of the first half here!



Did the Ipatinga players start attacking people or something???

It looks like two team mates started scrapping!

Crazy

Funny situation no doubt haha , but the match should have been abandoned as a 0-3 forfeit against Ipatinga, shouldn't it?

After the fifth red card was shown to an Ipatinga player, they only had 6 players left on the field, which was less than the minimum of seven.

Does this rule not exist in the Brazilian leagues?

[metal_guitarist]

The rule is a worldwide rule, in any 11-a-side competition at any age (I'm a referee by the way so I would know lol). Therefore, this a bug because the match should have been abandoned.

[AB-forever]

Didn't they actually remove that rule?

[IbrahimAliMaher]

Check out this manager, he only demands one thing of his players:



Sadly as he's manager of Myanmar it's unlikely.

[Falastur]

Didn't they actually remove that rule?

No. The thing is that (I assume) SI figured it would never happen - I mean, can you remember ever hearing of it happening in RL? - and didn't code the rule.

[Paul Atherton]

No. The thing is that (I assume) SI figured it would never happen - I mean, can you remember ever hearing of it happening in RL? - and didn't code the rule.

WBA vs Sheffield United 5 or so years ago?

[CrashOverride]

I mean if a player who never played in the first team gets a heroes welcome what does someone who played a game get?

[CPS]

Any one seen an older player? He played 2 games for Dergview in 2008-09 with an average of 4.7... poor guy!



His history only starts in 2002!

[shunt]

Haha, 0 pace? He's just standing there on the field good luck pulling an offside off!


A real thriller near the end, Fulham manager clicked the Brazil tactic

[Falastur]

Haha, 0 pace? He's just standing there on the field good luck pulling an offside off!

If only :P The line means an unknown stat though, unfortunately. It just means he hasn't been scouted.

[Paulinho1111111]

This really surprised me, a good one ofcourse, but does anyone know which real life event this is meant to be? Some random rich fan investing or?

[canvey!!]

It means your shirt sponsor (or any other sponsor) is giving you 20M this year to have their company name on your shirts.

[Paulinho1111111]

I already have a kit sponsor, for a logical sum. Played one season, 2nd place league, only quarter-final in the cup and still national rep. I dont think even Real Madrid would get a £20m a year sponsorship. Just never experienced something like this, but as said a good "problem"

[buddinho]

The best own goal I've seen so far...

After a long punt from Given is collected by a Bolton defender, the ball is passed back to Jaaskelainen in plenty of space with options, then this happens;

Jussi goes to clear

Steinsson gains a brain haemorrage

Ball loops up

and over Jaaskelainen

And into the net, great finnish (pun definitely intended however unfunny...)

Maybe wrong place to put this but I thought it was funny

[BuryBlade]

You have to be determined to keep going at 50 years old. I bought him of course and now my central defense has a combined age of 86. He's alright now we bought him a turbo charged mobility scooter (explains the reasonable pace, he also drives over opposition players), but he does tend to get cranky if he has to play an evening match since Wallgren's bedtime is at 8:30pm. The reason he's got a high stamina stat is because he gets coffee injected straight into his veins every 5 minutes.

Haha- this made me laugh so much

[George_Spurs]

Sorry to go of topic, but can someone tell me what skin this is please... it looks awesome!

thanks guys

[canvey!!]

That's Steklo 2008 IIRC.

[Dale Gribble]

I see your 50 year old and raise you to 53



Search for him on FM09, I just searched all players and sorted by age, I'm only in 2010 so I assume he's in all games.

[CPS]

Impresive Dale but worth a re-raise:

Geriatric

[nickisok]

what do you people think of this formation?

http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tacticslr5.jpg

[peter-evo]

what do you people think of this formation?

http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tacticslr5.jpg

If you lose with that you should take the game back and move on to fishing management.

It's just a pity that only 11 actually go on the pitch.

[phnompenhandy]

Tut! I Dunno, I ask my scout to check out an international game in a far flung land, and I discover he's been spotted snooping around a girls' dormitory. Dirty old man!

[url="http://community.sigames.com/%5Burl=http://img389.imageshack.us/my.php?image=funnyscreenshotsnoopysclj1.jpg%5D%5Bi mg=http://img38"][img=http://img38


[Never used imageshack before - did this work?]

[SSGTroyer]

what do you people think of this formation?

http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tacticslr5.jpg

This is a known bug which will be corrected in the next patch, due out before Christmas.

[leechy22]

Exeter where 20th in League one at this point...


Well, im alright i guess

i know this player haha, i went to school with him, lol gutted for spurs!

[Jazz Capone]

Neil Lennon must have had a sex change lol

[Ryan-CelticTalk.org]

Hahaha Lennon the big girl :P

[Greig1911]

I think I'm destined not to win anything this year... Surely this can't be right?!

Had EXACTLY the same formation of fixtures when I was at Man City....Only difference was I had chelsea