Funny Screenshots Thread

[CPS]

Technically the worst player in the world?

[Minkaro]

Technically the worst player in the world?

Decent pace. Employ him as a streaker and send him off to distract your rivals.

[peter-evo]

Technically the worst player in the world?

worst i have ever seen.

[x42bn6]

Technically the worst player in the world?

Could be an awesome ball-boy.

[CPS]

Could be an awesome ball-boy.

Just checked his history - his last club was Barry Town in 2003-04. I'm expecting Man City to snap him up and give him 50k a week.

[CPS]

At 3-0 up and cruising, my goalkeeper decided it would be an opportune moment to catch up on some much needed shut eye.

[javier_83]

look at this
The defender shoot the ball too get the danger outside of his area


MY RESERVER GOALKEEPER TAKE THE BALL WITH HIS HANDS OUTSIDE OF HIS OWN AREA!!


THE REF Call hand


Goodbye GK!! he was mad because i dind put him to play so he gain nothing but the ticket to reserve team!!

[el sid]

Good one mate
Never knew this could happen in FM !

[easternhawk2]

http://s46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...rrent=Haha.jpg

[javier_83]

Good one mate
Never knew this could happen in FM !

because of tihs little things thats why i love fm!!

[jams1234]

http://s46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...rrent=Haha.jpg

That's quality.

[Downing19]

Loved that one as well Jams, absolutely brilliant!!!

[CrashOverride]

Another faceinthegame I presume!! Still Hilarious though!

[ahmufcwafc]

I know this was against a pretty rubbish team, but I still thought that this was amazing:

[Minkaro]

1-0 down to Portsmouth, I was happy when Ronaldo headed in a Vela cross for the equaliser. Although I wasn't quite as happy as Steve Mandanda, it seems, who ran the length of the field to collect the ball.



I need to check that guy's workrate stat. It might actually be higher than 20.

[Glenn Wakeford]

Technically the worst player in the world?

I think you win. I've seen a lot but that takes the biscuit.

[peter-evo]

1-0 down to Portsmouth, I was happy when Ronaldo headed in a Vela cross for the equaliser. Although I wasn't quite as happy as Steve Mandanda, it seems, who ran the length of the field to collect the ball.



I need to check that guy's workrate stat. It might actually be higher than 20.

both keepers look deeply upset about that.

[Falastur]

I honestly don't know how this happened.

[Alan A Wadge]

clicked select all, and mar as unread. mystery solved

[minisav]

Well what's behind the arrow? 150 read or unread?

[Falastur]

Well what's behind the arrow? 150 read or unread?

No, 26,186 unread messages :S I have no idea how it happened. I guess it must be a bug, I tried reading them and nothing appeared.

[Cardiomolester]

You can only get 150 messages in your inbox?

[minisav]

No, 26,186 unread messages :S I have no idea how it happened. I guess it must be a bug, I tried reading them and nothing appeared.

The reasn I asked is because the post above mine said that you'd marked them all unread.

I wanted to find out what the arrow was blocking, read or unread to prove him right/wrong

[LARulz]

Slightly odd and unrealistic but still made me laugh

[minisav]

Forgot to say I'm in 2009 and they're still in the Championship

[bandi15]

Got a bit of a fixture congestion towards the end of the season. Well, at least my young players will get a few games under their belts...

[rancer890]

This made my chuckle.

Still trying to get his high school diploma!

[Almondo]

This one really made me laugh

media going mad

consider I was the manager of luton

[TaylorB]

Not the strongest nation?

[megaman]

i thought this was pretty cool :P

[Vornik]

6 minutes, and it was AT THE HALF!

[CPS]

Considering I was only a few months into a career with Sunday League experience, this guy is surely over reacting a little:

Worrying journalist

[peter-evo]

Considering I was only a few months into a career with Sunday League experience, this guy is surely over reacting a little:

Worrying journalist

He is in love. Also, nice picture of you in there.

[CPS]

He is in love. Also, nice picture of you in there.

Ha, thanks. It occured to me that the journo just loves the Back to the Future movies!

[Scotty Walds]

This one really made me laugh

media going mad

consider I was the manager of luton

International Footballer experience?

[thompe]

Priceless personality

[canvey!!]

That one's been making the rounds quite a lot. Any regen with the name of an SI employee has a unique personality. Craig Hunter is Ter, who you can see frequently on the forums.

[Cardiomolester]

Not the strongest nation?

Didn't realise you could be manager of the U19's

[thompe]

That one's been making the rounds quite a lot. Any regen with the name of an SI employee has a unique personality. Craig Hunter is Ter, who you can see frequently on the forums.

Ah, didnt realise that! Will have a look around for more of the SI staff! : )

[Nobby_McDonald]

Considering I was only a few months into a career with Sunday League experience, this guy is surely over reacting a little:

Worrying journalist

You must do more than answer his questions at the press conferences where he is the only journalist present.

[B£NNY]

lol

[Downing19]

Erm...Yikes!!!

[HerrKaputt]

This thread is priceless. The "hands off Kok" one wins for me, with "(...) shows Willy interest" a close second.

[HerrKaputt]

lol

Oh no! Aliens have increased the gravity of Earth 100-fold and football is doomed!!

[PERCIVA11]

A very short reign....

I can't help but think you just gave an ultimatum to the board?

[saulty2805]

I can't help but think you just gave an ultimatum to the board?

I think Gradi was just a caretaker.

[Legion22]

Steve Staunton is not an easy man to please! (Beckford also got a hat-trick)

[Nobby_McDonald]

I can't help but think you just gave an ultimatum to the board?

Dario Gradi was the longest serving manager in the league before he semi retired.

[Wee Aja]

Here's one from my current game:

I've just drawn Porto (amongst others) in my Champions League group and according to this, Liverpool have never won the Competition.

[minisav]

Of course Liverpool don't have any European history

[vrv]

Tottenham? 17 for fitness? LIES

[CPS]

Tottenham? 17 for fitness? LIES

Ince takes over at Arsenal also from that screenie. You heard it all hear first.

[MiCkEyMcMuLLaN]

Ince at arsenal lmfao

[MiCkEyMcMuLLaN]

Ince should of had more time though

[William.Hua]

The strongest Chinese player I've ever seen. (May be never gonna happen in real life )

Checck his skills out!



World Class player, and personality is "umambitious"

[javier_83]

very cool!!

[TaylorB]

Didn't realise you could be manager of the U19's

yeah, when you are creating a new user just type spain in the search and go to their u19s and click take control of job or whatever is in the bottom left corner

[Les Girondins]

Grrrrargh. Only need to win the next game to take the title ..



What you reckon? Easy!

[Wiggz]

lol = nice pic Good luck!

[CPS]

This has probably been posted before but worth another shout. This is an actual Norweigen club.

[Nidzumi]

Forgot to say I'm in 2009 and they're still in the Championship

Props. Mainly for managing the mighty Stoke.

[rancer890]

The strongest Chinese player I've ever seen. (May be never gonna happen in real life )

Checck his skills out!



World Class player, and personality is "umambitious"

Looks very good. The real Chinese side would love to have him.

[minisav]

Props. Mainly for managing the mighty Stoke.

I ain't managing Stoke. Staines for me

[Downing19]

Very scary regen.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3098/...87b146da_b.jpg

[chengharry]

The strongest Chinese player I've ever seen. (May be never gonna happen in real life )

Checck his skills out!



World Class player, and personality is "umambitious"

Dont think this will ever happen in my lifetime :-( what a shame.

[peter-evo]

Goal

[CrashOverride]

Is that even allowed?

[peter-evo]

Is that even allowed?

Is what allowed, oh and Huw, I am planning to open a "GD OT thread" in the off-topic forum. PM me with anything you want to include in the opening post.

[CrashOverride]

A Goal straight from a corner!

[canvey!!]

A Goal straight from a corner!

Is that even allowed?

Yes, it is.

EDIT: Although it's now irrelevant (see below) it's still the case .

peter-evo, the only way that would happen without a glitch is them scoring an own goal from a set-piece. Did that happen?
And btw, the picture isn't that clear.

[peter-evo]

A Goal straight from a corner!

Ah, you mis-understood it, my bad. I scored a goal but the referee give a corner.

[CrashOverride]

Ah rite I c now. Couldnt figure out what the picture was tbh.

Thanks for clearing up my query anyway though Canvey.

And on the other thing just pm me when Its done and Ill come along and post, Im ready for the slaughter though!

[peter-evo]

I need ideas for the opening post.

The ball went through the top of the goal, that is why I posted it here rather than in the bugs forum

[cpa]

Technically the worst player in the world?

And metally?

[canvey!!]

I need ideas for the opening post.

The ball went through the top of the goal, that is why I posted it here rather than in the bugs forum

Ah, right, so it wasn't really a goal .

[peter-evo]

Ah, right, so it wasn't really a goal .

Nope, I thought it was at first but then I went back over it and saw the keeper tipped it up in the air, it hit off the top of the crossbar, then came back down and went through the crossbar.

[thebigman1985]

Very scary regen.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3098/...87b146da_b.jpg

actually loled

looks like his face is a black hole

[CrashOverride]

Also a contender for funny player name

[Nobby_McDonald]

Just being called Huw is funnier.

[CPS]

Also a contender for funny player name

Razvan Rat is a pretty established player these days. On a vaguely related note I'd recommend you head over to youtube and type in Vasili Rats/Joel Bats to see a stupendous goal from Mexico '86.

Here's another cool name

[peter-evo]

Just being called Huw is funnier.

Was that in a jokey way.

Huw:

[iolodavanki]

IRL, Soccernet.com had a headline that read:

"Dick stands firm on Van Nistelrooy"

The dick referred to was Dick Advocaat who was Holland's manager a few years back. Him and Ruud had some issues, but the headline is absolutely perfect! I wonder if the writing staff at soccernet.com were aware of this?

[Lower League Only]

[Lower League Only]

Give the guy a chance...

Ewwwwww no he signed 10 pies John Hartson on loan ( dont wanna even think of the fee) Luckily Roeder got shot of the fat bugger when he caught him kebabing it on a night out. ( no joke )
Ah well... ol Roeder is probably not long for the chop himself

[x42bn6]

Apparently, it's odd that I'm watching my 2 Italian players and 2 Scottish players:



Love the comment about me wasting the FA's budget, though!

And this took the concept of "super-keepers" to a whole new level:





Before anyone says, "It's your tactics", I've used this tactic against the majority of teams with minor tweaks per opposition with good results. Yes, I won that many corners and yes, Pepe won that many headers (near post). Yes, Pepe is 36 there but I didn't want to tire my best centre-backs against poor opposition. Yes, one of my players made 10 key passes (he's a central midfielder).

I hit the post once and my young striker (Scott Willis) missed two sitters in injury-time, although he did infinitely better than my older striker (Laurentiu Miselaricu) - don't let those statistics deceive you!

Watching the match again, it was unbelievable, my domination - I told my right-back (Erwan Marveaux) to play at wing-back with a backwards arrow and an all-out mentality such was the one-sidedness - and I had a feeling I would lose it on penalties.

[Lower League Only]

did i blink and miss the 09 part ?

[alex.s]

Technically the worst player in the world?

In all fairness he does take a good penalty

[canvey!!]

did i blink and miss the 09 part ?

They don't have to be from 09, it's just the Funny Screenshots Thread. Technically you could have a screenshot of a Microsoft Word document just so long as it's funny .

[Lower League Only]

ok my bad

[Downing19]

A sad regen this time...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1051/...90c5493a_b.jpg

[Lower League Only]

Yeh like my opinion matters and like my BSN boys really give a monkeys fart about Messi !!!!!

[minisav]

A sad regen this time...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1051/...90c5493a_b.jpg

He's looking a bit blue.

[x42bn6]

did i blink and miss the 09 part ?

Thread started with an 8.0.2 screenshot, didn't it?

[Brendan]

Yeah I think it did, all pictures are welcome anyway

[cpa]

A sad regen this time...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1051/...90c5493a_b.jpg

The Boro smog?

[Chris Greenfield]

some good names there "lower league" heres two players i found whilst typing inappropriate things into the search box

[chengharry]

Candidate for being the worst staff in game??

[Sanssouci]

This is probably just my silly humour, but this made me laugh when I saw it



"Rat" is actually referring to my defender, Razram Rat

[Les Girondins]

Juvenille? Yes. Purile? Yes.

PS: Sorry about the size/stats I used quickshot ..

[Chris Greenfield]

muff !! haha

saw this game come up on the flicker thing and thought five goals by one player was good enough to take closer look to then see he scored his first three in 3 mins !