Funny Screenshots Thread

[kabajingai]

Perhaps he's Jewish...?

[Brian Shanahan]

Well it's not every day that your Ass Man can say he's confident of getting to Heaven:

[Lloyd Flynn]

hahahaahahaha

[Bjaart]

This seems like a good place to take the throw in...

[Escumalha]

Glen Johnson
33 years old, AC Milan Reserves

Status: transfer listed

Value: 3.6M
Asking price: 105M!!!!

It's going to rain bids for this guy. For sure

[Ailelya]

Possibly the oddest stadium ever built - almost certainly the smallest and I will actually make a profit on it!!

Pity it isn't named after me but I've only been in charge 1 year

NOT my real name or nationality - Hong Gil-Dong is Korean for both Robin Hood and Joe Bloggs.


Sorry the picture is big.

[comfortablynumb]

[MokBull]

The funniest part is that you named yourself David Bowie.

[Mansleg]

Maybe he is David Bowie?

[betterspud]

Or maybe he just changed his name (nickname) after seeing the news item? Either way it's funny...

[Bruun]

Best name ever!!

[Dirty Harry]

This made me laugh an awful lot. I just imagined an old farmer all "oooerr my turnips just did not show up today."

[Nobby_McDonald]

Herr Flick makes me laugh a lot too.

[saulty2805]

This made me laugh an awful lot. I just imagined an old farmer all "oooerr my turnips just did not show up today."

Good one Robin

[simpyunited1]

I remeber in 05 or 06 I was United and had just won the Charity Shield agaisnt Liverpool 3-1 and then after the game on the report and scoreline it said Liverpool had won 3-1! I was outraged to say the least !!!

[Dirty Harry]

Good one Robin

Danke danke , i keep forgetting i posted that one ages ago with my name unblanked. Thanks for reminding me. It's not really important and it means i can stop going through the annoying process of blanking it out each time. I think i only started because i saw other people doing it... :S

[KOP_007]

Haven't got screenshots but two of my funniest were:

A player called Christ:

"Christ must be stopped"

...and my all time favourite:

Roy Keane as manager was interested in Robbie Keane the player, NEWSHEADLINE READ;

"Keane keen on Keane"

Had be rolling.

[saulty2805]

Danke danke , i keep forgetting i posted that one ages ago with my name unblanked. Thanks for reminding me. It's not really important and it means i can stop going through the annoying process of blanking it out each time. I think i only started because i saw other people doing it... :S

Never quite understood why people do it. I could understand if your manager name was like;

John Smith, Smith Lane, Smithtown, Smithly, 5M1 TH, card number 78909482291029 etc etc etc

[maztheplaya]

hope it's not about the fans

[CowSimao]

Player interaction got a little weird.

[Dirty Harry]

Never quite understood why people do it. I could understand if your manager name was like;

John Smith, Smith Lane, Smithtown, Smithly, 5M1 TH, card number 78909482291029 etc etc etc

lol totally.

[Dino M]

This seems like a good place to take the throw in...

I never realised Maradona was still registered as a player.

[Dirty Harry]

I never realised Maradona was still registered as a player.

Is that a very stretched out and ambiguous hand of god joke? Or am i missing something...

[Anost]

Player interaction got a little weird.

Is that you wearing a suit in the picture?

[jemparowkenastoprocent]

at age of 34?!?!

[Dirty Harry]

at age of 34?!?!

What version of FM is that?

[viiralx]

What version of FM is that?

Looks like championship manager 01/02

[jemparowkenastoprocent]

What version of FM is that?

championship manager 01/02

[Nobby_McDonald]

I don't see what is funny about that one.

[av3ry]

I make it 14 years not 2 months...


Lose 1-0 to the Champions and the fans aint happy, I must have been the only person happy that I never got thrashed.

[SSGTroyer]

Lose 1-0 to the Champions and the fans aint happy, I must have been the only person happy that I never got thrashed.

Maybe they just weren't happy at the manner of the loss...were you 0-0 most of the game, only to concede late? They might then be upset to come so close to a draw and come away with nothing...

[av3ry]

51st minute they scored.

[canvey!!]

That usually just means they can't find anything that they're more unhappy with.

[Dirty Harry]

Has to be one of the biggest flaws in the game. We like that you've won the past three world cups with England and all the intermittent competitions Euros etc and the rest. However due to you not getting to the final of the most recent Confed Cup you're sacked. WTF?!!? that and many many many other examples of when the board is so out of whack it isn't even real life out of whack, it's just insane.

[mI a legend]

how do you get to upload the images

[mI a legend]

what town is it?

[mI a legend]

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2142wkx&s=7

[viiralx]

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2142wkx&s=7

you need to copy the "IMG Code for Forums & Message Boards" link

[TheInvisibleMan]

I make it 14 years not 2 months...


Lose 1-0 to the Champions and the fans aint happy, I must have been the only person happy that I never got thrashed.

2 months as manager probably.

[Dirty Harry]

Now, anyone can be a manager if they have half a brain, but Villlage...he couldn't manage a train set



And at first i thought the referee was just getting awfully into play, then i realised they were having a "wear any shirt day"

[ivod]

Best advice ever



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[Glenn1wolves]

Now, anyone can be a manager if they have half a brain, but Villlage...he couldn't manage a train set



And at first i thought the referee was just getting awfully into play, then i realised they were having a "wear any shirt day"

funniest part is the commentary at the bottom!

[Tez01979]

Another name for Baw Bag - or scrotum if you prefer
http://img138.imageshack.us/f/abdula...gieprofil.png/

Here we have X-Factors finest
Shame we didn't have a Wagbo
http://img641.imageshack.us/f/wgnerp...ttributes.png/

[Dirty Harry]

funniest part is the commentary at the bottom!

Lol my my, i'd never even noticed that. Nicely done

[Man Ray]

Can't give you a screenshot as I can't recall which year's version to re-install, but anyhow:

few years ago the standard font kind of melted "r" and "n" together, so they looked like an "m" (at least to my weary eyes).

When my scout recommended me this Argentinian fellow called German Hornos I was off my chair. That's classic schoolboy humour if anything

(yes, I had him shortlisted for the rest of the game, and yes there were times when he was "taken a look at" or even "wanted" )

[Broloi]

I bet his skills in the air are great!

[Bicycle]

http://img59.imageshack.us/i/97658698.png/


What is going on

[Amnon Tamsut]

[Schotsmannetje]

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!!



Seriously, hadn't noticed snow in FM10???

[Johan183]

Don't want to be nitpicking but 2000 miles seems a bit too much for a trip from Debrecen to Zagreb..

http://www.distance-calculator.co.uk...o-debrecen.htm

[Tullem]

Don't want to be nitpicking but 2000 miles seems a bit too much for a trip from Debrecen to Zagreb..

It says they just come from native Hungary not necessarily Debrecen but still the furthest part of Hungary is only 359 miles from Zagreb, should post it in bugs forum

[Nobby_McDonald]

Seriously, hadn't noticed snow in FM10???

Snow was in FM2010.

[Dirty Harry]

Snow was in FM2010.

It was indeed. However out of playing it almost all year until the new one came out, i didn't play the demo. I only saw snow, in one match, two days before the new one came out. Out of possibly a thousand matches in England and around europe in C/L there was only one with snow, sleet or hail, iin this instanec it happened to be snow. I imagine tons of people never saw any snow.

[SSGTroyer]

Managed in England and France for FM10 a total of 22 years...saw snow three times.

[Schotsmannetje]

Snow was in FM2010.

It was indeed. However out of playing it almost all year until the new one came out, i didn't play the demo. I only saw snow, in one match, two days before the new one came out. Out of possibly a thousand matches in England and around europe in C/L there was only one with snow, sleet or hail, iin this instanec it happened to be snow. I imagine tons of people never saw any snow.

Yeah I managed in Denmark for 10 years and didn't see any snow there at all in FM2010.

[Delvish]

[Delvish]

[Schotsmannetje]

You must be joking!!!!

[Delvish]

You must be joking!!!!

That's exactly what I said to myself

Here's another one, only this time they won without a single shot:

[Rodders4]

I am managing Man City after I was at Spurs, Mancini had left to go to Liverpool (who were 8th....City were 2nd!)

Anyway.........I got a slice of commentary at the end of one game stating 'Kompany and company never looked like losing' - made me chuckle at least!

[Pompey1978]

Never quite understood why people do it. I could understand if your manager name was like;

John Smith, Smith Lane, Smithtown, Smithly, 5M1 TH, card number 78909482291029 etc etc etc

Or you could be someone who is one of only 6 people in the whole country who have your name...

[elazulreal]

c'mon Freiburg, how did you manage to miss all of penalties?

[malcolm]

i was just looking through pics on my computer today and found a few gems from FM06 so thought i'd share

these two from the same save... i had started as gretna in division 1 and they had european football that year after their sensational scottish cup run IRL, didnt expect anything in europe obviously but how wrong i was...



i ended up leaving gretna to take over reading who had been relegated to the championship, i managed to take them all the way to the FA cup final and this happened..






i have others too will add them another day

[Dirty Harry]

Or you could be someone who is one of only 6 people in the whole country who have your name...

Which i am...lucky i put my location down as a facepalm.

[bjquick]

Could be set up for anyone but made me laugh when I came across this

[BrightLad5]

This made me laugh a lot, I like McKenna's confidence in his own ability thats for sure!

[Makalele]

This guy has the best name ever
for non-dutch speaking people, his name is: tiny "the large"

[BigCisHere]

This made me laugh a lot, I like McKenna's confidence in his own ability thats for sure!

You're from Worcester? Nice to see you are managing Worcester City, I could never do it, got bored too quickly :P

[jayahr]

That's exactly what I said to myself

Here's another one, only this time they won without a single shot:

You seem to have to go back quite a few versions and years though to find examples like these.
I'd like to be more convinced about the people posting pics like these in here find them actually funny.

[SSGTroyer]

This made me smile: Came the day before the local derby...ESTAC is our most fierce rival...

[NepentheZ]

The team I'm currently playing have A Dick up front.....

[minisav]

All that in ONE day. Impressive stuff.

[phnompenhandy]

I haven't checked through 27 pages, but has anyone seen this at the start of an FM11 save?

[phnompenhandy]

And that FA Cup tie was a duck-shoot thanks to a crazy ref. People complain about this, but it's not so bad if you're the beneficiary. My first ever game as a manager, eh?

[IvayLo]

Funny thing happened to me

[Bjaart]

Love this headline

[Minkaro]

We've nicked the cup!

[Tez01979]

The team I'm currently playing have A Dick up front.....

And to top it off the GK is P Flood lol

[grimbo88]

This made me laugh a lot, I like McKenna's confidence in his own ability thats for sure!

He disagrees with himself

[ManUTactician247]

He disagrees with himself

actually he disagrees with Lee Cook about himself

[x42bn6]

I believe the reason he looks so annoyed is because he just left Berlin.

[minisav]

That's happy for a German iirc.

[Delvish]

You seem to have to go back quite a few versions and years though to find examples like these.
I'd like to be more convinced about the people posting pics like these in here find them actually funny.

I don't get what you are trying to say here, nor why would you post this.

And in case you don't know, definition of funny.

[Stretch]

Little bit harsh speculating his first match, against the Champions, could be his last.



Fortunately he managed a 0-0 and lived to fight another day.

[FudgePacker]

I should post this in the Bug section as well.

[V1adimir]

i was just looking through pics on my computer today and found a few gems from FM06 so thought i'd share

these two from the same save... i had started as gretna in division 1 and they had european football that year after their sensational scottish cup run IRL, didnt expect anything in europe obviously but how wrong i was...



i ended up leaving gretna to take over reading who had been relegated to the championship, i managed to take them all the way to the FA cup final and this happened..






i have others too will add them another day

Reading 6 : 1 Chelsea!
5 goals at extra time!!
Unbelievable!!!

[saulty2805]

I should post this in the Bug section as well.

Has he got any other nationalities? Maybe his family is african?

[V1adimir]

Very tight schedule!

[fonzie]

Scary

[nine_iron]

Tee hee, all backwards

Found testing my custom Db

[Nobby_McDonald]

Now you just need Young to become the oldest ever player.

Oh, and I prefer my six iron over my nine iron.

[SSGTroyer]

Hobbit League!!

[chuz]

Sometimes, the player really is bigger than the club
I tried warning and fining him early on, but he immediately felt it was unfair and decided it'd be best not to turn up to training 50 times over his 6 seasons with the club. Not to mention the tantrum he threw when I once substituted him...

[phnompenhandy]

Nine Iron, the previous imcumbant, Tony Ford holds the record for playing nearly 1000 league games until he was in his 40s. Let's see if your Old whipper-snapper comes close. chuz - Balotelli will top that in one season!

[Nobby_McDonald]

I always find it amusing when people blank out their names in screen shots... and then miss one.

Hello M Borchers.

[FudgePacker]

Has he got any other nationalities? Maybe his family is african?

Nope, he is born in South Korea, only nationality is South Korea, started in a South Korean club, he accumulates days for a nationality with France and Italy, but that's because he has played in France for 6 years and in Italy for 5 years.

There is nothing to imply that he has African roots.

[chuz]

I always find it amusing when people blank out their names in screen shots... and then miss one.

Hello M Borchers.

Haha busted. I looked over it and was sure I hadn't missed any! Stupid thing is, I couldn't be bothered just setting a nickname when in truth it would've been 100x easier...

[Charlesbeams]

Haha, the Dick Snip one is great, made me remember a very old player from CM4 i think, he was called **** Rip

[kingjericho]

I always find it amusing when people blank out their names in screen shots... and then miss one.

Hello M Borchers.

I challenge myself to find the missing blanked name haha

[dave byrd]

Player interaction got a little weird.

Oh dear. Please fix this SI for the next patch.