I try to avoid saftey winks. If you're too dumb to get sarcasm then I hope you do feel insulted.
I would take a stab at it being the northern irish second division- purely because it is the weakest nation in europe to have more than one division playable. There may be worse clubs in the other continents though- not to sure about the quality of india, singapore, malaysia ect.
I second that. I've tried several times to lead Lurgan Celtic (which for some reason is the first team I ever tried when I first played FM) to glory and it's always a frustrating game that I've never taken more than a few months.