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    Default Awesome Regen Names

    I've seen threads for funny regen names, worst regen names, celebrity regen names... but not simply awesome or completely off the wall ones. Share your ones here!

    This is one of the best I've ever had, signed for FC United in one of my Dafuge games.



    Incidentally, that same game produced a player called Jerónimo.
    Last edited by Swinburn; 28-04-2012 at 22:23.

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    I had a regen called Mal Ware once.

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    Maxim Vagin. Great Russian striker.

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    Mai Cum was a personal favourite...

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    Pitbull.

    6'7 and 16st.

    An absolute beast.

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    Thankgod Amafule (I'm a fool)
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    Angel Bastardo

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    Jean-Fernand Blaze
    20 Pace, 20 Accel

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    Ray Gay.

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    Ryan Ryan.

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    No nonsense, Austrian centre-back called Maximillian Hammer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frankchickens1 View Post
    Thankgod Amafule (I'm a fool)
    Pretty sure that's a real player?

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    Tuna Numanbayraktaroglu

    I actually thought wtf.

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    Saw a non league team with 2 CB Herman Swallows and Gerald Spitz

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    On a game of mine Paddy Power was Motherwell's star striker.

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    Russell Russell

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    Richard Richard

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    German Ferrari.

    No ****. And he had good pace.

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    Now that's a perfect car. I mean player.

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    where did this name come from? lol
    and Thankgod Amafule is a real player
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    I did put in brackets that I was a fool

    deliberately of course ........

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    Dick van Dongen, call me a child but I thought it was pretty funny.

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    Gonzalo Gonzalez Gonzalez

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    Just had an English regen pop up on my game named Charlie Brown. And he's bald.

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    Quote Originally Posted by achilles-the-victorious View Post
    German Ferrari.

    No ****. And he had good pace.
    I think we have a winner

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    Not a regen, but there's an Israeli player called Ido Shitrit.

    Learning to poo correctly, is most important.

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    One in my FM11 save: Slobodan Milosevic from Montonegro

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    It can be common in Germany, but my favourite was when "Kuntz got injured by Koch in training"

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    I remember John Motson's only funny piece of commentary, I think it was the 1998 World Cup but might be wrong about that. Nothing particularly exciting was happening on the pitch and the Germans were warming up a sub as play went down the wing with a Germany in possession dribbling.

    "The Germans are looking to make a substitute. Kuntz."

    I was ******* myself.

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    I have a Portuguese regen called Diego Maradona. He has 5 star potential according to my scouts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rallimjs View Post
    Saw a non league team with 2 CB Herman Swallows and Gerald Spitz
    Had a little giggle at that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nobby_McDonald View Post
    "The Germans are looking to make a substitute. Kuntz."
    I can remember that kuntz he scored against us in the Euro 96 semi the kuntz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rallimjs View Post
    Saw a non league team with 2 CB Herman Swallows and Gerald Spitz
    So which is it, Spitz or Swallows?

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    Spitz has great dribbling, but Swallows has much better bravery and is therefore a better centerback.

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    Timberland Song.
    ^He was an English/Ghanaian.

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    i'm sorry just.. no

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    Randy Gardner - English/Jamaican

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    From FM 11
    Triple Jean


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    Had to have a little chuckle throughout this thread .

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    Jean JeanJean, something tells me in FM11 the regen names got a bit tedious?

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    There was one posted on here last month.

    A big central defender called 'Mark de Mann'.

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    I love Patrick Funk (real)

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    in my current save i've seen Christ Suka Suka. maybe it's not fun in english, but in italian it's almost blasphemous..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erimus1876 View Post
    There was one posted on here last month.

    A big central defender called 'Mark de Mann'.
    Mark De Man is not a regen, he is real

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    i did get a newgen defender called Mark King

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    Quote Originally Posted by heathxxx View Post
    Not a regen, but there's an Israeli player called Ido Shitrit.

    Learning to poo correctly, is most important.
    Actually Shitrit is a common Israeli Last name.

    I had a dude named Paul Nicepackage

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    Quote Originally Posted by ri916 View Post
    Richard Richard
    I also had Richard Richard once.

    Quote Originally Posted by Erimus1876 View Post
    There was one posted on here last month.

    A big central defender called 'Mark de Mann'.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gorando View Post
    Mark De Man is not a regen, he is real
    Mark De Man is indeed real.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_De_Man

    Another real life one I found funny was Boy Waterman.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_Waterman

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    Just signed a Kuwaiti regen called Mohammed Mohammed.

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    I have a striker named Jaguare'

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    I recently played against Yaya Banana

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    David Seaman.

    Oh wait...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ri916 View Post
    Richard Richard
    What a dick (sorry, terribad joke is terribad)

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    I had a Peter Gabriel in a failed challenge.

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    Just had a quick search in my 2019 save.

    Onno Beermann is starting a bit young at just 14, but he can look to his fellow Germans... Simon and Jan "De Beer" who are both 20.

    Manuel Buonocunto from Italy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dudester View Post
    I recently played against Yaya Banana
    OK, that one's really funny.

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    must be a well endowed man .....

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    this is why i love this forum i was having a really bad day. then i read all this. thanks guys

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    I was going to sign the midfield maestro Wonder Chunga just for his name. He wasn't really a maestro though, he was rubbish. No doubt it would have got old quite quickly when I was paying his wages to sit in the reserves - thank christ he didn't get his work permit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ollie laaaaaaaad View Post


    must be a well endowed man .....
    Even if he is, he's got awful technique, he's dire from distance, has poor stamina, and most importantly... can't finish.

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    newcastle's current striker in my man utd save is a nigerian called, brown eye

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    I put this one in another thread but I'll post it again:


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    Quote Originally Posted by parkour94 View Post
    I put this one in another thread but I'll post it again:

    Am I missing something here?

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    I found a guy called Guy De Guy Lukunku

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    On FM11, I once found (and bought) a young African ST called - Blessing Mohammed.

    Another I saw, was a German named Wolfgang Wolf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kris1892 View Post
    Another I saw, was a German named Wolfgang Wolf.
    Wolfgang Wolf once managed Wolfsburg.

    True story.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfgang_Wolf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weezer View Post
    Am I missing something here?
    Don't get it either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weezer View Post
    Am I missing something here?
    McIntosh -> MacIntosh (the computers) -> Mac -> Apple -> Steve Jobs?

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    McIntosh is quite a common surname actually.

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    I never saw or heard as a surname... so that's why I put here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BenArsenal View Post
    Wolfgang Wolf once managed Wolfsburg.

    True story.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfgang_Wolf
    I knew the name rang a bell, when posting earlier!

    Must have been his regen son?

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    Quote Originally Posted by parkour94 View Post
    McIntosh -> MacIntosh (the computers) -> Mac -> Apple -> Steve Jobs?
    I still don't get it??? What's the name of the Apple computer got do with anything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinburn View Post
    Even if he is, he's got awful technique, he's dire from distance, has poor stamina, and most importantly... can't finish.

    I laughed.

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    I've found somebody on fm11 called Rusty Clarke....He's Italian!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BenArsenal View Post
    McIntosh is quite a common surname actually.
    Non-English people do have other ideas about strange names than English people. For me as a dutchman, Boy Waterman isn't very funny either like some other names in this thread. As you can see in the posters screenshot, he isn't English so MacIntosh isn't a common name for him. At Ajax, we had a youthplayer once whose name was MacIntosh either. The same jokes were made about him as in this thread because it's not a common name here.

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    Cedar Imbrahimbegovic - just made me chuckle as it looks like he couldnt decide on a surname so stuck 2 together!
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    I have a player named Jesús María. Not the best player around, but nonetheless I'll refuse to sell and he gets his fair share of games. With that name he can't be nothing but a relic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Remco View Post
    Non-English people do have other ideas about strange names than English people. For me as a dutchman, Boy Waterman isn't very funny either like some other names in this thread. As you can see in the posters screenshot, he isn't English so MacIntosh isn't a common name for him. At Ajax, we had a youthplayer once whose name was MacIntosh either. The same jokes were made about him as in this thread because it's not a common name here.
    I agree. MacIntosh, in Portugal, is very related with Apple's computers, not as surname. Maybe some Portuguese tradicional names and surnames, which is common for us, have different meanings in other languages (like Rui(?) in Polish, that means, i think, something a bit awkward that I won't say her... xD). That's why I post this screenshot...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sikker View Post
    I have a player named Jesús María. Not the best player around, but nonetheless I'll refuse to sell and he gets his fair share of games. With that name he can't be nothing but a relic
    Wish I'd kept a screenshot at the time but in a FM2009 save I had an English regen with a Spanish second nationality called Jesus Philpott. Just looked so odd having such an exotic first name tagged onto a very British surname

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    Quote Originally Posted by parkour94 View Post
    I agree. MacIntosh, in Portugal, is very related with Apple's computers, not as surname. Maybe some Portuguese tradicional names and surnames, which is common for us, have different meanings in other languages (like Rui(?) in Polish, that means, i think, something a bit awkward that I won't say her... xD). That's why I post this screenshot...
    I see. No wonder I didn't get it. I think the point of this thread is more to post regens called "Mike Hunt" rather than anyone called McDonald, Ford or Hoover.

    It's pretty common for product names to be last names, and not just in the English-speaking world (the Mac is named after the McIntosh apple which is in turned named after John McIntosh, just like Ford is named after Henry Ford etc.). FYI all regen names are generated using the existing names in the database - so they are all real names that someone somewhere in the database already has.

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    Pineas *****mbi?

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    Wout de Man just set a transfer record in my save. He went for tens of millions and I didn't think he was that good. In another save, I traded for Tom Cruise. Ya.

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    Best I had was an academy player by the name of Mike Hunt

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulHartman71 View Post
    Best I had was an academy player by the name of Mike Hunt
    you win

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    In FM12, a regen came through my academy called "Arthur King"
    He was terrible but I kept him just in case he pulled a sword out of a rock.

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    At least I can pronounce his first name

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    Sunday Monday is the best I've seen on my save. Not like it beats some of the ones on here though...

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    I think there used to be a Dutch defender, Johann de Kok.. so, when they played England, and Seaman was in goal, you can imagine the commentary.....

    I used to see a lot of russian regens called Kalashnikov, but I dont think I have seen many good ones on this version

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    Quote Originally Posted by midgetram View Post
    Sunday Monday is the best I've seen on my save. Not like it beats some of the ones on here though...
    That is so useful for a song.

    "Sunday Monday happy days, Tuesday Wednesday happy days..."


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    Lourenco Bento ó ó ó - Angolan Striker

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    In my holiday save Man City have a player called constant Bong, if i knew how to screenshot I will post

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    Hadja Mother is a regen on my current fm12 save, made me laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by ross8 View Post
    Hadja Mother is a regen on my current fm12 save, made me laugh
    genius
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    Innocent George Winstanley.

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    All my regens have boring names.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BenArsenal View Post
    That is so useful for a song.

    "Sunday Monday happy days, Tuesday Wednesday happy days..."

    Would be better if he was playing with Habib Beye....

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    Prince Bossman - surely one of the coolest names ever?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GazTheDoood View Post
    Prince Bossman - surely one of the coolest names ever?
    Sounds like a mispronunciation of Pierce Brosnan.

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