February 2032
Players
David Le Soire - David is getting a lot of games so far this season, but hasn't been finding the net often. 24 games played and 9 goals scored. He will be retiring at the end of this season, but no date set yet.
Stuart Shaw - Stuart has been on the bench most of this season and is likely to retire, but hasn't mentioned anything yet. 6(15) games played and 6 scored. He's currently in the reserves.
White Widow - He's reached the magic 600 and can now retire peacefully at the end of this season. 21(1) games played and 8 goals scored. Clearly going to be the overall winner too.
Staff
Nick Adam - Still a youth coach with Auxerre who are predicted 17th but are currently 12th.
Bakra - Think he's been promoted to a Coach at AZ now. AZ are predicted 9th but are in the relegation zone.
Jimmio Bowmanaggio - Jimmio is still Jordan's assistant at Varese who are predicted 9th and are currently 11th.
Rocky Brittus - Rocky is still a Youth coach for MVV, predicted 10th and are currently 13th.
Chopper - Chopper is doing a good job so far keeping Valladolid in the league. They are currently 12th and are predicted 18th. They recently got knocked out of the Spanish Cup.
Matthew Cooper - Newcastle are again predicted to just avoid relegation. So far so good for Matthew who has them in 14th place. They are out of both cups.
Josh Crane - Unlucky last time round, losing out in the play-off final. Josh and Leyton Orient are looking to reach the play-offs again and are 7th at the moment.
Whoopski Deeski - Things aren't looking too good at the halfway point for Whoopski and Krasnodar. They are currently 15th in the league, a relegation place.
Simone Finke - Not really much we can mention at the moment. Hopefully next season they'll get promoted to the lowest playable league.
Ben Goldsmith - Wrexham are doing pretty well this season in the Championship. They are predicted 18th and are currently 10th. They are also still in the FA cup.
Alejandro Hernandez - Still a youth coach for Zaragoza who are predicted 15th and are currently 7th in the league.
Arie Kanarie - Arie is doing ok at his old club and has taken them to the Dutch Cup semi final, hopefully further. They are predicted 5th in the league, but are currently 10th.
Igor Kesina - Igor is still looking for a new job.
Long Tym Toon Jr. - Still stuck as a Coach, but the managers job is currently going, so he could get that soon. Lorient are 18th at the moment so a tough job if he does take over.
Jason McIllmurray Jr. - Jason is still looking for his first job.
Silvio Mella - Silvio is still looking for his first job.
Kwesi Owusu - Kwesi is still looking for his first job.
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - Still a youth coach in Mexico. Morelia finished 13th in the Opening Stage.
Aleksander Radakovic - Torino are doing fairly well, predicted 8th and are currently in 11th. Good news is they are through the Europa League Groups.
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - Things are looking pretty average for Bristol. They are predicted 15th in the league and are currently 16th.
Mathew Schneider - Mathew is still a youth coach for Huddersfield, who are predicted 12th in the Premier League and are currently 8th. They are in the FA cup 4th round still, playing Ben Goldsmiths Wrexham.
Murt Shepard - Murt is still searching for his first job.
Tom Skull - Tom took over with Brentford who were struggling in the league and still are. Unfortunately just 5 wins from 20 games leaves them in 22nd place. Predicted 15th.
Mario Spehar - Mario is still looking for that first job.
Jordan Swinburn - Varese are currently in 11th place in Serie B and are predicted 9th place.
The Mad Scot - Birmingham are predicted to finish top of the league, but they are currently in 5th place. Plenty of time yet though and only 4 points from the top.
Goals
Code:
White Widow 607[RETIRING]
David Le Soire 579[RETIRING]
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell 564[RETIRED]
Stuart Shaw 546
Tom Skull 538[RETIRED]
Murt Shepard 520[RETIRED]
The Mad Scot 514[RETIRED]
Kwesi Owusu 424[RETIRED]
Arie Kanarie 422**[RETIRED]
Mathew Schneider 420[RETIRED]
Bakra 390[RETIRED]
Jason McIllmurray Jr. 382[RETIRED]
Silvio Mella 352[RETIRED]
Aleksander Radakovic 341[RETIRED]
Igor Kesina 318[RETIRED]
Alejandro Hernandez 311[RETIRED]
Mario Spehar 301[RETIRED]
Nick Adam 292[RETIRED]
Long Tym Toon Jr. 288[RETIRED]
Josh Crane 285[RETIRED]
Edmond Doustourian 275[RETIRED]
Matthew Cooper 273[RETIRED]
Simone Finke 273[RETIRED]
Jimmio Bowmanaggio 262[RETIRED]
Jordan Swinburn 259[RETIRED]
Rocky Brittus 258[RETIRED]
Ben Goldsmith 234[RETIRED]
Whoopski Deeski 226[RETIRED]
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. 210[RETIRED]
Chopper 198*[RETIRED]
Des Morgan 132[RETIRED]
Jimmy Eastwood 0[RETIRED]
Jack Jacobs 0[RETIRED]
Aidan LFC 0[RETIRED]
Josh McLachlan 0[RETIRED]
Jamie O'Connor 0[RETIRED]
Jack Ripper 0[RETIRED]
Cristian Sirera 0[RETIRED]
Thomas Weir 0[RETIRED]
Feliciano Zambrano Teles 0[RETIRED]
**7 Goals before the game started.
*2 Goals before the game started.
Sorry, but there really isn't much to mention for staff.
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