I Can Score Even More Goals Than You!

[Charlesbeams]

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[Charlesbeams]

Holidayed to June, but not likely to get an update done tonight, so it'll be tomorrow.

[Charlesbeams]

I will however, reveal who will be heading to the World Cup shortly.

[Charlesbeams]

World Cup 2022 Players

Group B

Holland - Bakra, Arie Kanarie and Rocky Brittus

Group C

Scotland - Stuart Shaw, The Mad Scot and Thomas Weir

Group D

France - David Le Soire

Group E

Australia - Nick Adam

Group F

England - Matthew Cooper, Ben Goldsmith and Tom Skull

South Korea - Long Tym Toon Jr.

Group G

Italy - Simone Finke


I'm quite surprised with Italy not taking Jimmio Bowmanaggio or Jordan Swinburn.

Going to add up goals now and and upload screenshots so i can get the update done asap tomorrow.

[Swinburn]

I'm not surprised. They don't like me anymore.

[ShyBaldBuddhist]

Looks like I'll be leading the line for Italy. Hope for a decent showing this time.

[Charlesbeams]

You are the only out and out striker for Italy that is there. There are a few others that are also wingers.

Working on the update now.

[Deadmaninc21]

Glad I'm chosen despite being benched by Feyenoord.

[Charlesbeams]

End of Season 2021/22

Players

Nick Adam - It's an awful season for Nick who made just 1(4) games all season for Marseille and scored just 1 goal. He scored 5 in 9 for Australia, is now on 100 caps and will be heading to the World Cup. Marseille finished 7th and were French Cup runners up.

Bakra - A pretty good season for Bakra, although a lot of his games game from the bench. 12(27) games this season with 19 goals scored. He played 5(2) for Holland with 4 goals, and will miss the World Cup groups because of a hernia. Feyenoord finished 6th in the league.

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - Jimmio played ok considering he had a bad injury early in the season. He played 13(2) games for Porto and scored 11 goals. Porto finished 2nd in the league and they were Portuguese Cup runners up. Unfortunately Jimmio won't be at the World Cup with Italy.

Rocky Brittus - Rocky played ok this season but ended up with 9 weeks of injuries towards the end. He played 17 games overall and scored 7 games and he has been picked for the Holland World Cup squad. Vitesse finished 7th in the league.

Chopper - Not a great season, but better than the last one. He played 21(15) games for Shakhtar and scored 11 goals. Chopper scored 3 goals in 5(1) games for Chile too. Shakhtar ended up winning the league this season. He is happy to stay at the club.

Matthew Cooper - Matthew had a varied season, spending more time on the bench, but still given quite a few first team starts. He played 11(16) games for Arsenal and scored 10 goals. He has been picked for the England World Cup squad. Arsenal won the league.

Josh Crane - Josh can probably be happy with his season, but might want more games in future. He played 12(9) games for Inter and scored 13 goals. He needs just 3 goals to reach 200 career goals. Inter had a pretty poor season, finishing in 11th.

Whoopski Deeski - Not the best of season, but he did spend 14 weeks out with various injuries. He played 21(2) games for Spartak and he scored 13 goals. For some reason i got rid of the Russian league, but i can see Spartak didn't finish top 3. It'll be back soon.

Edmond Doustourian - A better season for Edmond who played 28(2) games for Dnipro and he got himself 19 goals. He also scored 4 in 5 for Armenia. Dnipro finished 3rd in the league again. Edmond has signed a new 4 year contract with the club.

Simone Finke - A great season for Simone who is now over 100 career goals and off the bottom. He scored 27 goals for Bremen in 43(1) games and now has 3 goals for Italy and is heading to his first World Cup. Bremen finished 4th in the league.

Ben Goldsmith - Another good season for Ben who scored 22 goals in 33(2) games for Sampdoria and has been picked for the England World Cup squad. His 20 league goals helped Sampdoria win Serie A and they were also Europa League runners up.

Alejandro Hernandez - Not a great season for Alejandro but it's not looking like he's moving any time soon. He played 20(9) games for Xerez and scored 12 goals. Xerez found themselves going straight back up to La Liga, having won Liga Adelante with ease.

Arie Kanarie - A pretty good season for Arie, who scored 16 goals for Arsenal in 24(4) games. He also scored 7 in 8 for Holland and will hope to impress at the World Cup. He is enjoying playing for the club and Arsena won the league.

Igor Kesina - A fairly good season for Igor, scoring 16 goals in 34(2) for Lille and scoring 3 goals in 6 games for Croatia. Igor is happy playing for the club. Lille had a pretty poor season, finishing in 8th place and were poor in both cups.

David Le Soire - David had another great season for Zurich, playing 45 games and scoring 36 goals. He scored 3 in 7(1) for France too and will be at the World Cup. He needs 27 goals next season to reach 300 league goals for Zurich. Zurich were poor, finishing 5th.

Aidan LFC - Aidan played 24(4) games for Bolton and scored 10 goals, he missed the last 6 weeks of the season though with a torn calf and will be out for up to another 2 months. Bolton finished 12th in the Premier League.

Long Tym Toon Jr. - Another poor season at Real Sociedad, scoring just 3 goals in 2(14) games. He scored 11 in 11(1) for South Korea though and will be at the World Cup. Real Sociedad finished 11th in the league. He is still not needed by the club, but isn't transfer listed.

Jason McIllmurray Jr. - A couple of injuries keeping him out for nearly 4 month this season. However he still got 21(1) games for Dortmund and scored 11 goals. Dortmund finished 7th in the league and won the German cup on penalties. Jason scored the Dortmund goal during the 90 minutes.

Silvio Mella - Not a great season for Silvio and he is unhappy at the club and is wanting to leave. He played 26(7) games for PSG and scored 11 goals. He also got 7 in 8 for Malta. PSG did well in the league, finishing in 3rd place.

Des Morgan - He needed to leave the club before, but really needs to leave now as he played just 5(3) games and scored just 2 goals, leaving him bottom of the pile. He scored 6 in 6(3) for Jamaica this season. Genoa finished 5th in Serie A.

Jamie O'Connor - Jamie can be a bit more pleased than usual as he played 16(14) games for Spurs and scored 12 goals. He needs to leave the club if he wants more first team football though. Spurs finished 6th in the Premier League.

Kwesi Owusu - Another good season for Kwesi at Chelsea, scoring 26 goals for the club in 38(7) games. He also scored 5 in 5(2) for Nigeria. Just 2 more goals until he reaches 200 career goals. Chelsea finished 4th in the league and were FA Cup runners up.

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - A great season for Quique who scored 29 goals in 45(5) games for Atlas and got 9 in 10 for Jamaica. He is now over 300 career goals. A good season for Atlas, winning the Closing Stage and winning the North American Champions League.

Aleksander Radakovic - A good season for the Serb, scoring 22 goals in 38(1) games for Lazio. Unfortunately his 20 league goals couldn't get him the top scorer award again. Lazio finished 15th in the league and were Italian Cup runners up. He is considering his options.

Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - A pretty good season for Bjorgvin who played 28(3) games for Stoke this season and scored 15 goals. He still needs 31 goals until he reaches 200 career goals. Stoke had an amazing season, finishing 2nd in the Premier League.

Mathew Schneider - A very good season for Matthew, scoring 27 goals in 43(1) games, scoring more goals than Tom Skull for the first time in a while. He scored 5 in 5 for Israel this season too. Valencia finished 4th in the league, won the Super Cup and 2 goals from Matthew won them the Spanish Cup.

Stuart Shaw - Not his best season, but still not bad. He scored 20 goals for Everton in 42 games, as well as getting 6 in 8 for Scotland. Everton finished 10th in the league and they lost in the League Cup final on penalties.

Murt Shepard - Murt had a fairly good season, scoring 22 goals in 36 games for Bordeaux and he got 8 in 6 for Ireland. Murt is wanted by Man Utd, but has just signed a new 5 year contract. Bordeaux finished 10th in the league.

Cristian Sirera - A better season for Cristian, but could still do better. He got 15 goals in 21(12) games for Palermo this season and 3 in 6(1) for Spain. He is currently out for up to 4 weeks. Palermo finished 2nd in Serie A.

Tom Skull - Tom had his worst season yet in goals scored, but it was still pretty good overall. 24 goals in 43(1) games for Valencia and 9 in 9 for England. He is now over 300 career goals. Valencia finished 4th, won the Super Cup and Spanish Cup.

Mario Spehar - Mario played 23(3) games for Inter this season and scored 12 goals. He also got 6 in 7(1) for Croatia and is now over 200 career goals. Inter had a pretty poor season, finishing in 11th place in the league.

Jordan Swinburn - A good season again from Jordan, scoring 24 goals in 37(2) games for Napoli. Unfortunately he hasn't played any more for Italy and won't feature at the World Cup. Napoli finished 4th in the league.

The Mad Scot - Another good season for The Mad Scot who has yet to score under 20 goals in a season since his first. He got 27 this season from 46 games for Celtic. He has also signed a new 5 year contract. Celtic won the league, but nothing else.

Thomas Weir - Thomas played 41(4) games for Chelsea, but could only find the net on 19 ocassions. He played 7(1) for Scotland too and got 5 goals. He needs 3 goals to reach 300 career goals. Chelsea finished 4th in the league and were FA Cup runners up.

White Widow - White Widow played 31(2) games for Lorient this season and got himself 21 goals. He also got 10 goals in 6 games for Bahamas and needs 8 more games to reach 100 caps. Lorient finished 9th in the league and were Coupe de la Ligue runners up.

Wanted
Murt Shepard - Man Utd

Goals

White Widow              391
David Le Soire           365
Stuart Shaw              339
Tom Skull                309
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell  306
Thomas Weir              297
Mathew Schneider         292
The Mad Scot             292
Arie Kanarie             283**
Murt Shepard             248
Silvio Mella             246
Jimmio Bowmanaggio       222
Nick Adam                219
Igor Kesina              216
Jason McIllmurray Jr.    217
Aleksander Radakovic     211
Alejandro Hernandez      206
Mario Spehar             202
Bakra                    204
Kwesi Owusu              198
Josh Crane               197
Long Tym Toon Jr.        195
Matthew Cooper           193
Edmond Doustourian       190
Ben Goldsmith            190
Chopper                  182*
Cristian Sirera          176**
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr.      169
Aidan LFC                163
Rocky Brittus            162
Jordan Swinburn          136
Whoopski Deeski          123
Jamie O'Connor           115
Simone Finke             111
Des Morgan               104 
Jimmy Eastwood             0
Jack Jacobs                0
Josh McLachlan             0
Jack Ripper                0
Feliciano Zambrano Teles   0

**7 Goals before the game started.
*2 Goals before the game started.

World Cup Update coming up.

[ShyBaldBuddhist]

\o/ off the bottom and 100 goals. I now have O'Connor in my sights and with a decent world cup I think I can overtake him.

[Charlesbeams]

A little reminder that there will be some awards at the end of the game, when all players have retired from playing.

End Of Game Awards
Most Goals Scored
Most Assists
Highest Average Rating
Most Expensive Player
Most Time Spent at 1 Club
Journeyman (most clubs)
Most Trophies Won
Most International Goals
Most Goals In A Season
Most League Goals
Most Cup Goals
Most Goals for 1 Club
Most MoM
Most Games Played
Most International Games Played

We will also see Wooden Spoon awards, for the not so great things.

Wooden Spoon Awards
Least Goals
Most Red Cards
Lowest Average Rating
Most Injuries
Least Expensive Player

[PRDH]

Edmond Doustourian - A better season for Edmond who played 28(2) games for Dnipro and he got himself 19 goals. He also scored 4 in 5 for Armenia. Dnipro finished 3rd in the league again. Edmond has signed a new 4 year contract with the club.

Decent season there. Though it's not going to help push him far up the table. Charlesbeams have Armenia got anywhere near qualifying for an international tournament?

[Biscotti]

A little reminder that there will be some awards at the end of the game, when all players have retired from playing.

End Of Game Awards
Most Goals Scored
Most Assists
Highest Average Rating
Most Expensive Player
Most Time Spent at 1 Club
Journeyman (most clubs)
Most Trophies Won
Most International Goals
Most Goals In A Season
Most League Goals
Most Cup Goals
Most Goals for 1 Club
Most MoM

We will also see Wooden Spoon awards, for the not so great things.

Wooden Spoon Awards
Least Goals
Most Red Cards
Lowest Average Rating
Most Injuries
Least Expensive Player

What about some appearances based awards as well?

Another mediocre season for Spehar. Inter need to get their act together, because with Spehar's price tag I don't think I can expect a transfer any time soon.

[Charlesbeams]

World Cup 2022 Players

Group B

Holland

Bakra - 0(1) Games 0 Goals

Rocky Brittus - 0 Games 0 Goals

Arie Kanarie - 3 Games 0 Goals

Group C

Scotland

Stuart Shaw - 2 Games 1 Goal

The Mad Scot - 0 Games 0 Goals

Thomas Weir - 3 Games 0 Goals

Group D

France

David Le Soire - 3 Games 4 Goals

Group E

Australia

Nick Adam - 3 Games 0 Goals

Group F

England

Matthew Cooper - 1(1) Games 0 Goals

Ben Goldsmith - 0(2) Games 0 Goals

Tom Skull - 3 Games 3 Goals

South Korea

Long Tym Toon Jr. - 3 Games 0 Goals

Group G

Italy

Simone Finke - 0(1) Game 0 Goals






A poor World Cup from Holland, Scotland and South Korea.

[Charlesbeams]

What about some appearances based awards as well?

Hmm i was sure there was one for games played. I'll add it in, a long with International Games.

[MattieCoopz]

Standard end to the season, good to know I'm still helping Arsenal challenge for honours. Shame I haven't scored many international goals yet.

[Deadmaninc21]

wow holland the worst team in the WC, unbelievable! How the hell did we lose against freaking Canada:S
thanks for the updates by the way!

[Charlesbeams]

There is a possibility someone has been transfered, but i have seen the surname elsewhere in the game, so could easily be someone else :P i'll find out soon.

[Charlesbeams]

World Cup 2022 Players

France

David Le Soire - 5 Games 5 Goals

Australia

Nick Adam - 5 Games 1 Goals

England

Matthew Cooper - 1(1) Games 0 Goals

Ben Goldsmith - 0(3) Games 0 Goals

Tom Skull - 4 Games 3 Goals

Italy

Simone Finke - 0(2) Game 0 Goals



A very unlikely winner.

David Le Soire was given the Golden Boot and was also named in the starting line up for the Dream Team.

And i was wrong about that transfer

[Biscotti]

Once they were past Argentina, Honduras definitely had the easier side of the bracket... what an odd World Cup!

[mightymariner]

A good world cup for me then, but will I ever move?

[Charlesbeams]

What a surprise, no transfers in September.

[Charlesbeams]

A couple of injuries to mention and a few other things.

Aidan LFC - Recovering from a pulled hamstring, will be back in a week.

Jordan Swinburn - Spent the last 3 weeks out with a twisted ankle and will return in a day.

Thomas Weir - Has a lower back stress fracture and will spend 6-7 weeks out.

White Widow - Has a damaged achilles tendon and will miss 2 months of football.


Chopper and Des Morgan's contracts will run out at the end of the year.

Man Utd are interested in Stuart Shaw

David Le Soire was last years top scorer with 42.

[Charlesbeams]

Going to holiday now, possibility it'll be up later, but more likely tomorrow.

[skullage]

Well that World Cup was...interesting. My player needs to get himself sorted out next season, 24 goals in 44 games not good enough!

[Charlesbeams]

Haha it is good, but not compared to his last seasons with Valencia, scoring less than Schneider too.

[skullage]

Haha it is good, but not compared to his last seasons with Valencia, scoring less than Schneider too.

Haha yeah I know What can I say he's set himself some pretty high standards now.

[Spamjabber]

Sorry i am in australia atm, so dont get to comment much, but great updates and I am raging that widow is injured, keep up the good work!

[chopper99]

How the hell did Honduras win the World Cup

Interesting that my contract's up at the end of the season, lets see if I decide to move or just stay put.

[Charlesbeams]

Well i'm at January now and you havn't signed a new one, neither had Des Morgan and one of you has already decided to leave on a free at the end of the season.

[Nottingham Forest]

Please be me, please be me.

[Charlesbeams]

Both of you will find out before 12pm hopefully. I'll be trying to get an end of season update in today as well, no guarantees though.

[Charlesbeams]

Sorry i am in australia atm, so dont get to comment much, but great updates and I am raging that widow is injured, keep up the good work!

No problem. Hopefully Le Soire or Shaw don't catch up eh, although i think you'd need a whole season out injured for that to happen.

[Charlesbeams]

Decent season there. Though it's not going to help push him far up the table. Charlesbeams have Armenia got anywhere near qualifying for an international tournament?

Forgot to reply to this. Armenia have only ever finished 5th in the World Cup Qualifying groups and 4th in the Euro Qualifying groups. They are currently 3rd(of 5) in their group for Euro 2024 Qualifying, but only 2 games played.

Update will be later than i said.

[Charlesbeams]

February 2023

Players

Nick Adam - It's not looking good still for Nick who has played just 1(6) games this season for Marseille and has just 1 goal. He has asked to be transfer listed and it has been accepted. Hopefully he can move soon.

Bakra - Bakra is still on the bench for Feyenoord, making 2(13) appearances so far this season and scoring just 5 goals. However he is now injured and will miss the next 3-4 weeks with a sprained ankle.

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - Not going too well for the Italian so far, with just 10(7) games played for Porto and 6 goals scored. He has 3 goals in the last 1(2) games for Italy too. 19 more goals until 250 career goals.

Rocky Brittus - Not looking good for Rocky either, he has played just 8(6) games for Vitesse and has scored 4 goals. He is unhappy and has made it public that he wants to leave for a bigger club.

Chopper - Chopper has been playing quite well so far for Shakhtar. He's scored 12 goals this season in 18(3) games. He hasn't signed a new contract yet, but hasn't decided he'll leave on a free at the end of the season either.

Matthew Cooper - Matthew is still being used a rotation player with 10(9) games being played for Arsenal so far with 9 goals scored. He has made 1 sub appearance for England without a goal. He is happy to stay at the club.

Josh Crane - Not looking good for Josh who has played 6(12) games for Inter and has scored just 2 goals. He needs just 1 more goal to reach 200 career goals. He is enjoying playing for the club.

Whoopski Deeski - Is struggling to find the net much this season, with just 6 goals scored in 19 games played for Spartak. He's scored 2 in 4(2) recently for Bulgaria too. He's learnt his 4th language, Russian.

Edmond Doustourian - Edmond was playing quite well for Dnipro before getting a strained knee ligament, keeping him out of action for the next 5-6 weeks. He played 22(1) games before his injury and scored 12 goals.

Simone Finke - Things are going well still for Simone who has scored 15 goals so far this season in 21(1) games. He needs 23 more to reach his next milestone of 150 career goals. Is enjoying playing for the club.

Ben Goldsmith - It's not looking good for Ben, despite 2 great previous seasons. He has had 2 months out with a hip injury, but has only scored 1 goal in 3(3) appearances all season.

Alejandro Hernandez - Alejandro is playing well with Xerez back in the top league. He's scored 10 goals in 21(1) games so far. He is currently enjoying playing for the club and is tutoring a younger player.

Arie Kanarie - Arie isn't getting a lot of playing time, but it could be a lot worse. He's played 12(6) games for Arsenal this season and he's scored 9 goals. He needs just 6 goals to reach 300 career goals.

Igor Kesina - Igor is having a fairly good season and is almost at the same goals as last season. He's got 12 so far in 17(3) for Lille, however he is unhappy at the club and wants to leave.

David Le Soire - David is playing well still for Zurich but is unhappy again and wants to leave. He's scored 16 goals in 21(1) games and is catching up to White Widow. He needs 12 goals to reach 400 career goals.

Aidan LFC - Aidan is having a poor season with Bolton, but has spent 2 months out with a dislocated shoulder. He's played 8(3) games this season and has scored just 3 goals.

Long Tym Toon Jr. - It's still not looking good and he is now an imporant first team player, despite only playing 5(4) games for the club. He's scored 8 goals this season too and is now over 200 career goals.

Jason McIllmurray Jr. - Jason has been playing well for Dortmund this season so far, scoring 14 goals in 25(1) games for the club. He's also got 4 in 6 for N.Ireland. He is 15 goals away from 250.

Silvio Mella - Silvio isn't having a great season, with 11(5) played so far and just 4 goals scored. He has scored 8 in the last 5 for Malta too. He is currently out for 3 weeks with a broken shoulder.

Des Morgan - Des is right to want to leave and he will finally get that chance at the end of the season. He's in the reserves and has no goals this season for the club. However he has 17 in the last 11(2) for Jamaica.

Jamie O'Connor - It's still close at the bottom and it could well be Jamie at the bottom if he doesn't get a move like Des Morgan will. Jamie has 6 goals in 7(7) for Spurs and 3 in 4(1) for Ireland.

Kwesi Owusu - Kwesi is playing well for Chelsea so far, scoring 13 goals in 23(2) games. He has 6 in the last 6(2) for Nigeria, who are currently in the African Nations quarter finals. He is now over 200 career goals.

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - Is having a very good season so far, scoring 13 goals in 26 games for Atlas and 11 in 11 for Jamaica. He needs 20 goals for 350 career goals. Atlas were runners up in the Opening Stage again.

Aleksander Radakovic - Aleksander has scored 9 goals this season in 16(4) games for Lazio, but has missed 4 weeks with a broken jaw. He's scored 2 in the last 3(1) for Serbia. He is enjoying playing for the club but is also considering his options.

Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - Bjorgvin is having a great season so far for Stoke, scoring 23 goals in 28(2) games and still plenty to go. He's got 4 in the last 6 for Iceland. He needs just 6 goals for 200 career goals.

Mathew Schneider - Matthew is playing well for Valencia so far this season and seems to have a great partnership with Tom Skull. Mathew has 17 goals this season in 22(4) games for club and 1 in 6 for country. He now has over 300 career goals.

Stuart Shaw - It's a poor season for Stuart so far who has only scored 9 goals in 25 games so far for Everton, all in the league. He is enjoying playing for the club though and is now over 350 career goals.

Murt Shepard - Murt has played 21 games for Bordeaux so far this season and has scored 11 goals. However he is unhappy and wants to leave for a bigger club. He's scored 5 in 6 recent games for Malta.

Cristian Sirera - Cristian is having another poor season with Palermo. Mainly starting from the bench he's played 7(11) games and has scored just 3 goals. He's got 2 goals in 3(3) for Spain too.

Tom Skull - Tom is playing well for Valencia just like Schneider. He also has 17 goals for the club in 26(3) games, will he end under 30 for a 3rd season?. He needs 21 goals for 350 career goals.

Mario Spehar - Mario isn't having a good season at all, his goals to games is good, but isn't getting enough games. Just 5 played and 3 scored. He has 1 in 2(1) for Croatia too.

Jordan Swinburn - Jordan is playing well for Napoli and is now just 1 goal away from 150 career goals. He's got 13 so far this season from 22 games played. He's back in the Italy squad, but no more goals.

The Mad Scot - Another good season from the Scot with 19 goals in 31 games so far and is playing well for Scotland with 4 goals in the last 3(1) games. He is now over 300 career goals.

Thomas Weir - Thomas has played 14(6) games for Chelsea so far this season and has scored 11 goals. He also has 2 in 2(2) for Scotland. Thomas is now over 300 career goals.

White Widow - His injury meant Le soire caught up a bit but he is still 14 goals ahead having scored 11 goals this season in 13 games for Lorient. Only 2 played for Bahamas without a goal. Now has over 400 career goals.

Goals

White Widow              402
David Le Soire           388
Stuart Shaw              352
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell  330
Tom Skull                329
The Mad Scot             315
Mathew Schneider         310
Thomas Weir              310
Arie Kanarie             294**
Murt Shepard             264
Silvio Mella             258
Jason McIllmurray Jr.    235
Jimmio Bowmanaggio       231
Igor Kesina              230
Nick Adam                222
Aleksander Radakovic     222
Kwesi Owusu              217
Alejandro Hernandez      216
Bakra                    212
Mario Spehar             206
Long Tym Toon Jr.        205
Edmond Doustourian       204
Matthew Cooper           203
Josh Crane               199
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr.      196
Chopper                  194*
Ben Goldsmith            191
Cristian Sirera          181**
Rocky Brittus            166
Aidan LFC                166
Jordan Swinburn          149
Whoopski Deeski          131
Simone Finke             127
Jamie O'Connor           124
Des Morgan               121 
Jimmy Eastwood             0
Jack Jacobs                0
Josh McLachlan             0
Jack Ripper                0
Feliciano Zambrano Teles   0

**7 Goals before the game started.
*2 Goals before the game started.

[Charlesbeams]

I'm going to be looking at the non-posters again later don't worry though it's only about 4 or 5 people still.

I know some people can't get to a PC as much and some havn't been back to the forums for a while. But for those people that are posting elsewhere on the forums, surely it only takes a few minutes at max to post something. I wonder why some people sign up to these.

[MattieCoopz]

Past 200 at long long last!
Hopeful of reaching 300 before my career ends.

[Swinburn]

Whey! Nearly there. Good to see Italy finally getting off the fence and doing the right thing. Forza Napoli!

[Nottingham Forest]

17 is 13 for Jamaica . Where am I moving too? Or won't you tell me?

[Biscotti]

Not looking good for Spehar

Do you know if the lack of games is due to injuries, or is it just a change in direction from the Inter management?

[Charlesbeams]

17 is 13 for Jamaica . Where am I moving too? Or won't you tell me?

He is just leaving on a free, hopefully you'll have a new club by the September update.

[skullage]

Decent start to this season. I need a good season to keep a place in the top 5!

[Charlesbeams]

Not looking good for Spehar

Do you know if the lack of games is due to injuries, or is it just a change in direction from the Inter management?

Mario only spent 4 weeks out at the very start of the season. As for managers, they hired Laurent Blanc in March and he has been sacked and a Alfredo Aglietti took over in Decemeber. Hopefully it's him who has been playing you, then you'll get more games by the end of the season.

Just had a quick look and it seems as though he's been playing you more often than Blanc was.

[Charlesbeams]

Holidaying again and it should be done by the time i get home, before 6pm sometime. Hopefully i'll get the end of season update done before midnight tonight.

[Deadmaninc21]

I cant believe Bakra is being benched despite being a legend at Feyenoord! got the 200 marks tough

[Tullem]

Mella having a spell of bad seasons, broken shoulder

Would quite like him to move away from PSG now, any interest CB?

[Goldyrulz]

Oh no, only 1 goal. Come on, only 9 more for 200!

[mightymariner]

Almost at 400, catching the Widow now, another injury for him would be nice

[jimbowmanuk]

not scoring so much for porto now, but proof that Italy missed me at the World Cup

[Charlesbeams]

Holidaying done, still aiming for before midnight, latest. It's amazing how 5 less people has made me want to write more updates.

Little thing about some other cups first, like the African Nations. Nigeria lost in the quarter finals, better luck next year.

Jamaica won the latest Caribbean Championships, with Quique Sanchez-Tredwell scoring 1 of the 3 goals. Des Morgan was on the bench. Jamaica will also take part in the Gold Cup, in a few weeks time.

Long Tym Toon Jr. will be playing for South Korea in the Asian Cup, starting in a few weeks. Unfortunately Nick Adam wasn't picked for Australia.

[Nottingham Forest]

FFS, on the bench . Really do need to step down a level or find a club that will make me feel loved again.

[letissierandhenryaregreat]

Holidaying done, still aiming for before midnight, latest. It's amazing how 5 less people has made me want to write more updates.

Little thing about some other cups first, like the African Nations. Nigeria lost in the quarter finals, better luck next year.

Jamaica won the latest Caribbean Championships, with Quique Sanchez-Tredwell scoring 1 of the 3 goals. Des Morgan was on the bench. Jamaica will also take part in the Gold Cup, in a few weeks time.

Long Tym Toon Jr. will be playing for South Korea in the Asian Cup, starting in a few weeks. Unfortunately Nick Adam wasn't picked for Australia.

I do hope Jamaica can qualify for the World Cup sometime soon though...

[Charlesbeams]

FFS, on the bench . Really do need to step down a level or find a club that will make me feel loved again.

Yeah, it's a shame actually considering you helped a lot through the groups and other knockout rounds.

[toonbalmy87]

I really would love to get of that bench sometime oh well got the Asian Cup should see South Korea win it hopefully 200 goals wahooo hopefully be able to get to 300

[Charlesbeams]

End of Season 2022/23

Players

Nick Adam - A terrible season overall for Nick, who is now looking to get away from the club and with 4 teams interested, it could easily happen. He played 1(7) games and scored just 1 goal. Marseille finished 3rd in the league and were Coupe de la Ligue runners up.

Bakra - Wasn't a good season for Bakra either, who only got 4 full starts all season and 20 sub appearances, scoring just 8 goals. However he is enjoying playing for the club. Feyenoord finished 3rd in the league and won the Dutch Cup.

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - A very similar season for Jimmio with 10 goals for Porto in 15(10) games played. He also scored 3 in 1(2) for Italy. He is happy to stay at the club and Porto finished 2nd in the league.

Rocky Brittus - A bad season again for Rocky who scored 7 goals for a 2nd season running, this time in 10(11) games. He is unhappy at Vitesse and wants to leave for a bigger club. Vitesse finished 13th in the league.

Chopper - Chopper struggled towards the end of the season and scored 14 goals all season in 21(8) games. He didn't play any games for Chile. He is currently considering a contract from Shakhtar. Shakhtar won the league.

Matthew Cooper - Probably his best season in an Arsenal shirt so far, with 17 goals scored in 14(15) games. His goals helped Arsenal win the Premier League. Unfortunately Arsenal lost the community shield.

Josh Crane - Not a good season for Josh at all, with just 4 goals scored in 10(19) games played for Inter. He is enjoying playing for the club however. Inter did better than last year, finishing in 7th place.

Whoopski Deeski - Not a great season for Whoopski, but not a bad one. He played 28 games for Spartak and scored 12 goals. He is still 13 goals away from 150. Spartak finished 5th in the league and were poor in other competitions.

Edmond Doustourian - Edmond had a pretty average season overall, scoring 12 goals in 26(2) games for his club and 3 in 6 for country. Dnipro were poor in all competitions, finishing 9th in the league.

Simone Finke - Another great season for Simone who is slowly on his way to 150 career goals. He scored 26 this season in 38(1) games for Bremen. He has signed a new 5 year contract. Bremen finished 5th in the league.

Ben Goldsmith - Not a good season at all for Ben, who ended up with just 3 goals in 4(8) games. He did miss 2 months of football with a hip injury, but it shouldn't have made this much difference. Sampdoria were Serie A runners up.

Alejandro Hernandez - A better season for Alejandro, who scored 18 goals this season for Xerez, in 36(2) games. Xerez were poor, but they did survive relegation, finishing in 15th place.

Arie Kanarie - A pretty good season overall for Arie, although nowhere near his best for Arsenal. He played 23(7) games and he scored 16 goals and is now over 300 career goals. Arsenal won the Premier League.

Igor Kesina - Igor had a very similar season to the last, scoring 16 goals again in 31(4) games for the club. He is unhappy at Lille and wants to leave for a bigger club. Lille finished 9th in the league.

David Le Soire - David struggled in the 2nd half of the season, ending the season with 22 goals from 34(1) games. He scored 6 in 10 for France too. He is now happy at the club. Zurich finished 3rd in the league.

Aidan LFC - Another bad season for Aidan, who really needs to leave Bolton if he's to get more goals. He scored just 8 this season in 11(3) games. He might get more goals next season as Bolton get relegated to the Championship.

Long Tym Toon Jr. - I have never known an important first team player to play just 9(16) games in a season, but that happened here. He scored 11 goals in those games. Real Sociedad finished 10th in the league.

Jason McIllmurray Jr. - A good season for Jason who needs just 7 goals to reach 250 career goals. He scored 21 this season in 39(2) games for Dortmund and 5 in 10 for N.Ireland. Dortmund finished 4th in the league and were German Cup runners up.

Silvio Mella - Not a good season for Silvio who scored 8 goals in 16(7) games for PSG. He impressed for Malta, breaking a record for most goals in a season with 11, scored in 6 games. PSG finished 2nd in the league and were French Cup runners up.

Des Morgan - If he hadn't had games for Jamaica he'd be quite far behind the others. Luckily he scored 20 in 12(2) for his country over the season. He scored none for his club and will finally leave them soon. Genoa finished 13th in the league.

Jamie O'Connor - Jamie seems to be playing more often lately, but it's still not first team football really. He played 11(8) games for Spurs and scored 10 goals. Spurs finished 4th in the league.

Kwesi Owusu - A pretty good season for Kwesi, scoring 21 goals in 34(3) games for Chelsea. He also scored 6 in 8(2) for Nigeria. He wants a new challenge though and is considering his options. Thomas Weir is in his favourites. Chelsea finished 2nd in the league.

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - A pretty good season for the Jamaican, with 21 goals scored in 41(2) for his club and 12 scored in 12 for country. Atlas could only reach the quarter finals of the Closing Stage.

Aleksander Radakovic - A good season for Aleksander, scoring 17 goals in 31(4) games for Lazio. He scored 3 in 5(1) for Serbia too. He is still considering his options. Lazio finished 12th in the league.

Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - Unfortunately not many more goals for Bjorgvin after a great first half of the season. He ended up with 24 goals in 30(2) games for Stoke and 4 in 6 for Iceland. Stoke had another good league season, finishing 3rd.

Mathew Schneider - A good season from Mathew again, scoring 25 goals in 32(7) games for the club and 2 in 8 for country. I think for the first time yet he scored more than Tom Skull. Valencia won the league again, having missed out the last 2 seasons.

Stuart Shaw - Possibly his worst season yet, although he did still make it to double figures, with 11 goals in 35 games for Everton. He is recovering from strained knee ligaments. Everton finished 8th in the league.

Murt Shepard - A fairly good season for Murt who scored 21 goals for Bordeaux in 33(1) appearances. He also got himself 7 goals in 10 for Ireland. Bordeaux had an average league season, finishing in 10th place.

Cristian Sirera - Not a great season, but it could have been much worse. He scored 10 goals for Palermo in 15(20) games. He also got 2 goals in 3(4) games for Spain. Palermo finished 6th in Serie A and were Champions League semi-finalists.

Tom Skull - Tom scored less goals again, if the same happens again he'll be under 20 goals for a season. He got 21 this season in 37(3) games and 1 in 3(4) for England. Valencia won the league having missed out on it the last 2 seasons.

Mario Spehar - With the new manager coming in, Mario ended up playing 15(2) games all season and got 8 goals. He played 3(2) for Croatia and scored 2 goals. Inter were poor in the cups and finished 7th in the league.

Jordan Swinburn - Jordan had a fairly good season for Napoli but he is unhappy for the first time in a while. He finally wants a new challenge. He scored 15 goals this season in 34(1) games as Napoli finished 9th in the league.

The Mad Scot - A good season again for The Mad Scot with 24 goals scored for Celtic in 36 games. He got 4 goals for Scotland in 5(2) games. Celtic finished 2nd in the league and won the League Cup.

Thomas Weir - Thomas didn't have the best of seasons, but will be happy to still be scoring goals. He got 14 this season in 20(9) games for club and 5 in 6(2) games for his country. Chelsea finished 2nd in the league.

White Widow - His nearest rival slipped up a bit and he's now 20 goals ahead again. He scored 22 goals this season for Lorient in 29 games and 3 in 4 for Bahamas. He is currently considering a contract offer from Lorient, who finished 5th in the league.

Wanted
Nick Adam - At.Madrid, Chelsea, Inter Milan and Sampdoria

Goals

White Widow              416
David Le Soire           396
Stuart Shaw              356
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell  339
Tom Skull                334
The Mad Scot             320
Mathew Schneider         319
Thomas Weir              316
Arie Kanarie             301**
Murt Shepard             276
Silvio Mella             265
Jason McIllmurray Jr.    243
Jimmio Bowmanaggio       235
Igor Kesina              234
Aleksander Radakovic     231
Kwesi Owusu              225
Alejandro Hernandez      224
Nick Adam                222
Bakra                    215
Mario Spehar             212
Long Tym Toon Jr.        208
Edmond Doustourian       205
Matthew Cooper           203
Josh Crane               201
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr.      197
Chopper                  196*
Ben Goldsmith            193
Cristian Sirera          188**
Rocky Brittus            169
Aidan LFC                169
Jordan Swinburn          151
Simone Finke             138
Whoopski Deeski          137
Jamie O'Connor           128
Des Morgan               124 
Jimmy Eastwood             0
Jack Jacobs                0
Josh McLachlan             0
Jack Ripper                0
Feliciano Zambrano Teles   0

**7 Goals before the game started.
*2 Goals before the game started.

Will post about the Asian Nations and Gold Cup in a bit. Also if any news comes through about Chopper or Des Morgan, i'll post it up.

[Charlesbeams]

Will post about the Asian Nations and Gold Cup in a bit. Also if any news comes through about Chopper or Des Morgan, i'll post it up.

Or not, it'll be tomorrow now

[skullage]

Wow he's getting worse better pick it up next season!

[bergtaur]

I don't know where Kwesi thinks he's going... he's valued at a ridiculous sum of money though.

[Lower Leagues Rule]

Hmmm Radakovic is continuing at 1 goal in every 2 games, but he is a long way off the top of the table. He needs something to stop the top guys scoring, or to drop down a level, though all of his goals have been for Lazio or Serbia, not a single other club yet. Would like a move though.

[nicka94]

What a woeful season, hopefully I can pick up and reach 100 international goals soon

[ShyBaldBuddhist]

Very happy with how things are going. Slowly moving up the table and former team mate Swinburn is in my sights now.

[Goldyrulz]

Awful season... Hope for more games next year or a move.

[Whoopy D]

Really looks like I'm going to struggle to reach 200 goals, still over 60 to go and at the rate I'm going it could take a while to get there.

It's amazing how 5 less people has made me want to write more updates.

Yeah it's weird how that happens, something to make them a little bit quicker and you catch the bug again. Also it's nice to know that all the people you write them for appreciate them instead of just a handful.

[Charlesbeams]

Wow he's getting worse better pick it up next season!

Yeah, at the rate he's going he'll be under 20 goals next season.

I don't know where Kwesi thinks he's going... he's valued at a ridiculous sum of money though.

Awful season... Hope for more games next year or a move.

I doubt he'll be moving to be honest, unless his contract runs out. Seems that's the only way players will be getting a move at the moment.

What a woeful season, hopefully I can pick up and reach 100 international goals soon

Yeah, hopefully he can get a move to one of those 4 interested clubs and 100 goals for Australia should come before you retire.

Very happy with how things are going. Slowly moving up the table and former team mate Swinburn is in my sights now.

Not far behind now and you're scoring more than him each season.

Really looks like I'm going to struggle to reach 200 goals, still over 60 to go and at the rate I'm going it could take a while to get there.

Yeah it's weird how that happens, something to make them a little bit quicker and you catch the bug again. Also it's nice to know that all the people you write them for appreciate them instead of just a handful.

Definitely, i think i'll just make less spaces in future.


Going to holiday to September now, hopefully we'll have at least 3 transfers to mention (Nick Adam, Chopper and Des Morgan) and we'll find out how South Korea did in the Asian Nations and Jamaica in the Gold Cup.

[mightymariner]

Terrible second half of the season there.

[MattieCoopz]

Hey CB, good to know I've had one of my better seasons in a while but I've noticed an error in the totals for my player.
I was on 203 goals after the February update and the 8 goals scored in between February until the end of season have not been added to the scoreboard.
Should be on 211 and jump 2 place up the leaderboard I think.

[PRDH]

Solidly mid-table there I suppose. Career has really stagnated, especially when you consider Doustourian's been playing in Ukraine most of the time against what ought to be slightly second-rate defences compared to those who've ended up in England and Italy.

[Charlesbeams]

Hey CB, good to know I've had one of my better seasons in a while but I've noticed an error in the totals for my player.
I was on 203 goals after the February update and the 8 goals scored in between February until the end of season have not been added to the scoreboard.
Should be on 211 and jump 2 place up the leaderboard I think.

Ahh, i'll make sure it's fixed for the next time i do the goal table. Same goes for any others that might be wrong.


Jamaica only made it to the Quarter finals of the Gold Cup.

Chopper has been released by Shakhtar and is looking for a new club, unfortunately non are interested at the moment. Des Morgan has also left Genoa and Grosetto and Malaga are interested at the moment.

[Tullem]

How on earth did Mella (and, ultimately, Malta) score 11 in 6 games! We can't have been playing anyone decent!

(p.s 1000th post )

[Charlesbeams]

Haha, he is pretty much the only player scoring for Malta, unfortunately the goals are usually 1 or 2 in a loss, he got 2 hat-tricks though last season. Also Malta could qualify for Euro 2024, they are 3rd in a group of 5, 5 points behind with 3 games remaining, against Leichestein (easy win), Belgium(team in 2nd, could be tough) and Montenegro (drew previously, could win).

Mella is actually joint top scorer in the Euro qualifiers at the minute too.

For some reason, holidaying is going really slow so far, it did a month in 2 hours :S usually much quicker than that.

[Charlesbeams]

Into August now and the two players without a club, are still without a club and no interested teams for either now. Hope they don't retire.

Anyway, going out now, so find out later on sometime.

[Charlesbeams]

There has been a money transfer :O find out who and where soon.

[Charlesbeams]

September 2023

First thing to mention is that South Korea finished 3rd place in the Asian Nations Cup.

The next thing to mention is that we've had a transfer. It's Stuart Shaw, he's left Everton after spending 10 seasons with them, but he's staying in England. He's joined Man Utd for £27m.

The bad news is that Chopper and Des Morgan are yet to find a club. Not sure what will happen there.

And now injury news:

Arie Kanarie has spent 3 weeks out already and will spend the next 2 months out with a torn hamstring.

It's the same for Igor Kesina who has also torn his hamstring and will be out for 2 months.

Jordan Swinburn has spent the last 5 weeks out with strained knee ligaments, but should be returning in 5 days.

And lastly Thomas Weir has had a week out with a groin strain and has another week until he's back to playing.

[jimbowmanuk]

Was kinda hoping Bowmanaggio would've moved there, Getting sick of being at Porto now

[Charlesbeams]

Was kinda hoping Bowmanaggio would've moved there, Getting sick of being at Porto now

I think everyone is sick of their current clubs at the moment haha.

The last money transfer was Arie Kanarie to Arsenal for £39.5m in September 2016 :|

I'm going to holiday month to month now until Chopper and Des Morgan find clubs, if they ever do.

[toonbalmy87]

How did long tym do at the Asian cup?

[Charlesbeams]

How did long tym do at the Asian cup?

I'll check once it comes back from holiday soon.

In November Chopper and Des Morgan still had no club.

[Charlesbeams]

He only got 2 goals and got injured twice, so not bad, but not too good really.


Chopper now has staff attributes, meaning he'll be retiring no doubt, same will probably happen for Des Morgan.

What i might have to do is find a regen with the same or near enough the same amount of goals at around the same age, might be hard to find though.

[Nottingham Forest]

I'll happily start my managerial career.

[nicka94]

Did my guy play in the Asian Cup?

[Charlesbeams]

I saw Australia were in it, so i assume so. Not sure why i havn't mentioned it to you though, will get it done soon.

I've been thinking, when players become managers/assistants i might let them change a few stats. Also there is no guarantee of a job after you retire from playing.

[Charlesbeams]

Finally Chopper has found himself a club. He still has his staff attributes, but he'll be playing haha, maybe he'll become a player/coach or something. He'll find out his club in the next update, hopefully before the Carling Cup final kicks off.

Unfortunately no club for Des Morgan just yet, hopefully by February.

[Charlesbeams]

Did my guy play in the Asian Cup?

I just checked and he wasn't picked they were knocked out in the Quarter Finals by South Korea.

[nicka94]

I just checked and he wasn't picked they were knocked out in the Quarter Finals by South Korea.

Hopefully that means Australia's improving rather than my guy is just dropping off.

[Charlesbeams]

Oh, i was wrong about Chopper, he's joined the club as a Youth Coach

Instead of a regen, i'm just going to retire the player, it works better for me and for awards etc.

Plus i'm not sure i want the regen thing to happen, or this game will never end then.

I'll do the update then an end of playing career post for Chopper.

[Charlesbeams]

Chopper Takes An Early Retirement

Having not found a club for 6 months, he decided it was better to move onto coaching.

Seasons - Starting, 11/12, 12/13, 13/14, 14/15, 15/16, 16/17, 17/18, 18/19, 19/20, 20/21, 21/22, 22/23
Staff Attributes
Personal
History
Biography

Career Stats(for awards)

Clubs
Games: 336
League Goals: 120
Cup Goals: 34

Most Goals For One Club: 108 (Shaktar)
Most Goals In A Season: 26 (Shakhtar and Chile)

Country
Games: 67
Goals: 44

Overall Games: 403
Overall Goals: 198

Average Rating: 7.06
Assists: 38
MoM: 27
Yellow Cards: 1
Red Cards: 0
Value: £13.25m
Seasons With One Club: 8 (Shakhtar)
Cups Won: 5
Clubs Played For: 3
Time Injured: (not available unfortunately)

Injuries weren't available because he'd already retired, hopefully i can get everyone elses.

Update will probably be later on now.

[Charlesbeams]

Going to work on the update now. Also FMRTE seems to have stopped working for some reason, so i can't change Choppers attributes at the moment.

Edit: it's working now so i can sort something out. I'll probably make all staff the same, so it's fair again, the only difference being some will have more time. So Choppers staff attributes will be different in June.

The main reason for changing staff attributes will be so they can get on with being a manager and not stay as a coach for the rest of their careers, and as the sign up is mainly about the goals, it doesn't matter too much i can make them as good or bad as i want.

[Charlesbeams]

Here are the Euro 2024 groups while you wait.

[letissierandhenryaregreat]

I can't believe Chopper retired at 28 years old, that's when you're supposed to be peaking! Wasted potential if you ask me...

[Charlesbeams]

Yeah, unfortunately i think it might end up happening to Des Morgan too.

The thing is, both players are easily good enough for most teams, surely a championship side or something would be interested.

[Charlesbeams]

February 2024

Players

Nick Adam - It's actually worse for Nick now as he isn't getting games for Australia and may not make the 100 goals he wants. He's only got 1 goal in 4 sub appearances for Marseille so far this season. He is considering his options.

Bakra - Backra is Back(ra) in the first 11 now and has made 21(3) appearances for Feyenoord and got himself 13 goals. He's played well for Holland this season too, scoring 5 in 5(2). 17 more goals for 250 career goals.

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - Jimmio missed 3 weeks of football but really he just isn't being played much anymore. So far this season he's only played 8(1) games and he's scored 6 goals. No games or goals for Italy. 9 more goals for 250.

Rocky Brittus - It's not a good season for Rocky really with just 4 goals scored in 6(5) for Vitesse and 2 in 3(2) for Holland. He's currently unhappy at the club and wants a new challenge. He is also out injured for up to 2 weeks.

Chopper - As we know now, Chopper couldn't find himself a club and has decided to join Portuguese side Nacional as a Youth Coach. Hopefully he'll become a manager somewhere else as soon as possible. He got 2 goals for Chile before retiring.

Matthew Cooper - Matthew is playing quite well for Arsenal, but is still being used as a rotation player. He's scored 9 goals so far in 12(12) games. He needs 30 goals to reach his next milestone of 250 career goals.

Josh Crane - No idea why Josh signed a new contract, but he did. He's played just 4(3) games for Inter this season and has scored just 1 goal. He broke his ribs earlier in the season and missed 3 weeks of football too.

Whoopski Deeski - Whoopski is struggling to find the net this season with just 8 goals scored in 23(2) games for Spartak. He's got 1 in 2(3) games for Bulgaria too. He is enjoying playing for the club and needs 4 goals for 150.

Edmond Doustourian - Edmond is playing ok but would probably have hoped for more goals. Just 8 so far this season in 19 games played for Dnipro. He's got 4 in 5 for Armenia too. Edmond is enjoying playing for the club.

Simone Finke - Simone is playing quite well for Bremen still with 9 goals in 18(1) games and is just 3 goals away from 150 career goals. He will strive to help the club current league position, which is 12th.

Ben Goldsmith - Ben is playing from the bench quite a lot this season, but will just be happy to be getting goals after last season. He's got 9 so far from 6(11) games and now has over 200 career goals. Happy to stay at the club.

Alejandro Hernandez - Not having a great season, but it's not too bad. 8 goals scored so far in 21(2) games for Xerez. He needs 18 more goals if he's to reach 250 career goals and he is enjoying playing for the club.

Arie Kanarie - Arie missed 3 months of action but has played 12(2) games since and scored 7 goals for Arsenal and 1 in 3 for Holland. He is happy to stay at the club and thinks Agwa Toko is a good player.

Igor Kesina - Igor is another player that has spent 3 months out already this season. He's not doing too bad since returning, with 6 goals in 11 games for Lille and 1 in 1 for Croatia. He is considering his options and wants to leave.

David Le Soire - Isn't having the usual amazing season, mainly due to Zurichs lack of European football. He's got 12 goals in 18 games so far for his club and 6 in 5 for his country. He's now over 400 career goals, but is 28 goals behind again.

Aidan LFC - It's another poor season for Aidan so far with 6(17) games for Bolton and 6 goals scored. He needs 25 goals if he's to reach 200 career goals. He is happy to stay at the club.

Long Tym Toon Jr. - Is still a bench player for Real Sociedad, with 9(12) games player and 6 goals scored. However he has been playing well for South Korea with 13 goals in 11(3) games. He now has over 100 caps.

Jason McIllmurray Jr. - Jason is having a pretty average season so far, with 11 goals scored for Dortmund in 23 games played. He's got 3 in 7 for N.Ireland too. Jason now has over 250 career goals.

Silvio Mella - Silvio seems to have been dropped from the PSG squad, with just 1(1) games played all season and 1 goal scored. He's played 6 for Malta without scoring too. Fiorentina are interested in signing him and he'd be glad to move there.

Des Morgan - Des is still looking for a new club, but for some reason none are interested, which is weird since he'd fit into most teams really. He has scored 8 goals for Jamaica anyway, moving him off the bottom of the table for now.

Jamie O'Connor - Jamie is at the bottom of the table for now having scored no goals this season in 2(1) games played for Spurs. He's unhappy again and wants to leave, but will end up signing a new contract at the end of the season.

Kwesi Owusu - Kwesi is having a great season so far for Chelsea, scoring 18 goals in 24(2) games played. He needs just 4 more goals to reach 250 career goals, somewhere he never thought he'd be. He is enjoying playing for the club.

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - Quique is having a good season too and has scored over 350 career goals now. He's played 30(2) for Atlas, scoring 18 goals so far and 4 in 9 for Jamaica. Atlas were runners up in the Opening Stage.

Aleksander Radakovic - It's a very poor season for Aleksander so far, scoring just 3 goals in 15 games for Lazio. He's got 2 in 4 for Serbia and will be hoping to go to Euro 2024. He wants to leave the club too having spent 11 years there.

Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - What a difference a small break inbetween seasons can make. He's now transfer listed and loan listed at Stoke and has played just 1(2) games, scoring 2 goals, but he is determined to prove his worth to the club.

Mathew Schneider - Matthew is playing well so far for Valencia, scoring 16 goals in 11(10) games. He's got 4 goals in 7 for Israel too. He is enjoying playing for the club and is now 10 goals away from 350 career goals.

Stuart Shaw - Stuart is only really playing in the league for his new club, but he's made an impact, scoring 16 goals in 20(1) appearances. He's also got 4 in 7 for Scotland. He is enjoying playing for the club.

Murt Shepard - Murt is playing well still for Bordeaux, scoring 17 goals for the club in 24(1) games. He's played 5 games for Ireland too, scoring 6 goals. He is now just 1 goal away from scoring 300 career goals.

Cristian Sirera - Cristian is mainly playing from the bench again this season, but he has almost passed his goals tally from last season. He's got 9 so far from 7(13) games. He needs 3 goals to reach 200 career goals.

Tom Skull - Tom is playing ok, but needs to get scoring more goals if he's to better his last few seasons. He's got 14 so far for Valencia from 23(4) games. He's got 3 goals in 5 games for England too. He has now scored over 350 career goals.

Mario Spehar - Mario isn't playing all the time, but it's looking better than last season so far. He's played 13(1) games for Inter and he's scored 6 goals. He's scored 4 goals in 6 games for Croatia.

Jordan Swinburn - Jordan is struggling a bit this season, but he has missed 6 weeks due to injury at the start of the season. He's played 14(1) games so far and got 8 goals for Napoli. He's also scored 6 in 4 for Italy.

The Mad Scot - Mr Consistant, never gone under double figures for a season and he won't be doing so this season. He's got 14 so far from 29(2) games for Celtic. He's played 1(1) for Scotland without a goal.

Thomas Weir - Thomas isn't having a great season so far with just 7 goals scored for Chelsea in 10(8) games. He has been in good form for Scotlland though, scoring 7 in his last 5(1) games.

White Widow - White Widow has been in good form for both club and country. He's now on 132 international goals, with 11 of them coming in the last 6 games. He's scored 14 goals for Lorient in 20(3) games and is just 7 away from the next milestone.

Wanted
Silvio Mella - Fiorentina

Transfers
Chopper - Free to Nacional da Madeira as a Youth Coach
Stuart Shaw - Everton to Man U for £27m

Goals

White Widow              443
David Le Soire           415
Stuart Shaw              376
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell  364
Tom Skull                351
Mathew Schneider         340
The Mad Scot             334
Thomas Weir              331
Arie Kanarie             310**
Murt Shepard             299
Silvio Mella             266
Jason McIllmurray Jr.    258
Kwesi Owusu              246
Igor Kesina              243
Jimmio Bowmanaggio       241
Aleksander Radakovic     239
Bakra                    233
Alejandro Hernandez      232
Long Tym Toon Jr.        228
Mario Spehar             224
Nick Adam                223
Matthew Cooper           220
Edmond Doustourian       217
Josh Crane               202
Ben Goldsmith            202
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr.      202
Chopper                  198*[RETIRED]
Cristian Sirera          197**
Rocky Brittus            175
Aidan LFC                175
Jordan Swinburn          166
Simone Finke             147
Whoopski Deeski          146
Des Morgan               132
Jamie O'Connor           131 
Jimmy Eastwood             0[RETIRED]
Jack Jacobs                0[RETIRED]
Josh McLachlan             0[RETIRED]
Jack Ripper                0[RETIRED]
Feliciano Zambrano Teles   0[RETIRED]

**7 Goals before the game started.
*2 Goals before the game started.

[toonbalmy87]

arghhh fekety feck i wish i could at atleast play a full season for one club

[Charlesbeams]

Des Morgan retired without becoming staff luckily i have it saved at February and i can try and sort things out, at least try and get him to become staff.

[bjoggi33]

Been waiting for a move from Stoke all these years and finally (hopefully ) happening!

[Charlesbeams]

Des Morgan Retires From Playing

Having not found a club, like Chopper, he's gone for an early retirement too.Having not found a club for 6 months, he decided it was better to move onto coaching.

Seasons - Starting, 11/12, 12/13, 13/14, 14/15, 15/16, 16/17, 17/18, 18/19, 19/20, 20/21, 21/22, 22/23
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Career Stats(for awards)

Clubs
Games: 226
League Goals: 85
Cup Goals: 5

Most Goals For One Club: 77 (Genoa)
Most Goals In A Season: 23 (Jamaica)

Country
Games: 44
Goals: 42

Overall Games: 270
Overall Goals: 132

Average Rating: 6.89
Assists: 16
MoM: 24
Yellow Cards: 14
Red Cards: 2
Value: £100k
Seasons With One Club: 10 (Genoa)
Cups Won: 1
Clubs Played For: 2
Time Injured: 663 Days

There is no way i can make him into staff unfortunately, so i'm not really sure what to do here. I'm going to holiday until the day before he retires(as i know he will) and then sort something out tomorrow.

[Tullem]

I think if players don't become staff that's fine too, just let the game play it out as it will and see who takes on managers jobs and who doesn't, especially as it doesn't affect the goals at all.

I'm pleased Mella has finally got some interest, hopefully Fiorentina act. They're my favourite Italian team too

[Charlesbeams]

Yeah, i guess it's what would happen and i'm thinking of making a manager sign up or something after i finish this one. I'll still make the ones that do turn into staff better and see how it goes

[Biscotti]

Yeeesh, that's a tough Euro group for Croatia.

Not the best start to the season for Spehar, either - could do with a move away from Inter, really.

[Charlesbeams]

Unfortunately there is nothing i can do about Des Morgan, so we're just going to have to carry on, sorry.

He even rejected a contract from Venezia :S

[chopper99]

Retired?!?

Wtf? I must have been a proper greedy bugger to not be able to secure a single contract offer. If I had an agent he needs a good kicking. Just short of 200 goals as well.

But to be honest, after those two 3 month injuries I had my attributes took a bit of a nosedive. Still good enough to play for loads of teams though, so not sure what's going on there. Ah well, is there an award for first to retire

Lets hope my coaching career is more eventful than my playing career.