I Can Score Even More Goals Than You!

[Charlesbeams]

And now we are onto page 5 too

[Charlesbeams]

February 2017

Players

Nick Adam - Nick has played 19 games for Roma this season but has only found the net 8 times and he also got at least another 2 goals for Australia. He needs 2 goals to reach 100 career goals. Is enjoying playing for the club.

Bakra - Bakra returned to first team action and has played 13 games since for Feyenoord and got himself 9 goals. He needs 12 goals for 100. He is happy to have been picked recently for the Holland squad.

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - Jimmio is playing well so far this season and has had 5 weeks out with torn ankle ligaments. Despite his injuries he's scored 9 in 15(1) games and also has 2 more goals in a recent game for Italy. Is now over 100 goals.

Rocky Brittus - It's a miracle, he hasn't been injured since the last update. He has played 15(2) games for Vitesse so far this season and got himself 10 goals. He is enjoying playing for the club but is also considering his options.

Chopper - Chopper recovered from his injury and has now played 11(1) games for Shakhtar and got 5 goals, he's scored once for Chile recently too. He needs another 14 goals before he reaches 100 career goals.

Matthew Cooper - Matthew is having a good season in the Championship with 18 goals scored for the club in 37 appearances. Fulham are 12 points ahead in the league and should easily get promoted this season.

Josh Crane - Josh has played 16(1) games for Leicester City this season and he's scored 9 goals. He will strive to help the club improve their position as they currently sit bottom of the Premier League.

Whoopski Deeski - Whoopski is unhappy at Liverpool and has been put on the transfer list by request and he is looking forward to leaving the club. He has scored 1 goal so far this season from 4(5) games. Could start for Bulgaria again soon.

Edmond Doustourian - Not too good for Edmond as he has no more goals to add after he broke his ankle, keeping him out for 3 months and then pulled a hamstring after returing and was out for another 3 weeks. Is fit enough to play again.

Jimmy Eastwood - Jimmy is another player suffering an injury, he tore his hamstring and was out for 3 months. He's scored 11 goals this season in 13(1) games. He has been picked by Holland and could make his debut for them soon.

Simone Finke - Simone has played 8(1) games this season and got himself 4 goals, matching last years total already. He is optimistic about his future at the club and he has just over a year left on his contract.

Ben Goldsmith - Ben suffered the same fate as Jimmy, tearing his hamstring and being kept out of action for 3 months. He has got himself 7 goals so far this season from 11(1) games. He is enjoying playing for the club.

Alejandro Hernandez - Alejandro played 22 games for Xerez and got 11 goals before breaking his toe, meaning he's going to miss the next 2 months of action. He is determined to overcome his injury.

Jack Jacobs - Jack is playing well for West Brom with 10 goals scored so far from 22(1) games played. He will strive to help the club improve their league position. He is also considering his options.

Arie Kanarie - Money well spent i'd think the Arsenal fans would say, for now anyway. Arie has got himself 23 goals for Arsenal so far from 32 games played. He's played all but 1 league game so far. Is now over 150 career goals.

Igor Kesina - Igor is having a good season for Lille and he is now over 100 career goals having scored 18 for his club in 25 games and 2 for his country in recent games. He thinks Makhtar Diatta is a good player.

David Le Soire - David hasn' been his usual self so far, but still has an impressive goals to game ratio. He spent 7 weeks out of action with a double hernia though. He's got 13 goals so far from 15 games and another goal for France.

Aidan LFC - Aidan is doing ok for Bolton as he tries to help they stay in the Premier League. He's scored 11 goals so far from 23 games. Unfortunately he's torn his hamstring too and has spent the last 2 months out, up to 4 more weeks left.

Long Tym Toon Jr. -It's not good for Long Tym Toon Jr. with just 3(2) games for the first team with 0 goals and just 2 games and 1 goal for the reserves. He is however leaving the club on a free come the end of the season.

Jason McIllmurray Jr. - Jason is having just as bad an experience in France too with 2 goals from 5(9) games for the first team and 4 in 4 for the reserves. He scored another for N.Ireland too. He will be leaving the club on a free at the end of the season.

Josh McLachlan - Some bad injuries for Josh kept him out of action for almost 4 months. He dislocated his shoulder for 2 months and tore a groin muscle for 7 weeks. He scored 8 in 11(2) so far this season and is now fit to play.

Silvio Mella - Silvio is having a good season for PSG again with 16 goals scored in 27(1) games. He's also got 5 more goals for Malta too, getting a hat-trick against Andorra. Is enjoying playing for the club.

Des Morgan - Des has played 20 games this season and it's looking like his first full season for Genoa since joining. He's scored 11 goals for the club this season too. He's now just 10 away from 50 career goals.

Jamie O'Connor - 4(4) games for Jamie at Spurs with 5 goals being scored. Not too good really, but he is optimistic about his future with the club. He feels he works well with Andriy Yarmolenko.

Kwesi Owusu - A big difference for Kwesi who has played 13(12) games for Chelsea first team this season and he's scored 15 goals. He has also played 3 games for Nigeria now, with his debut against Algeria, he's got 2 goals for them too, his first again Ivory Coast

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - Not scoring too many goals this season for his club. He's got 12 goals so far from 23 games and he's also unhappy, worried at a lack of discipline and he wants to leave the club.

Aleksander Radakovic - Aleksander is on his way to the Serie A Golden Boot, although he's still 4 behind the leader. He's got 11 goals for Lazio so far from 17 games. He did spend 5 weeks out with a sprained ankle too.

Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - Bjorgvin has played 15(2) games for Stoke this season and he's got himself 8 goals. He spent 6 weeks out of action recently with Fractured ribs. He is happy playing for the club.

Jack Ripper - Jack is having his usual good season with Barcelona, playing 18(5) games for the club and getting 13 goals. He's also been in good form for England, scoring 7 goals in 4 games.

Mathew Schneider - Mathew is having another good season with Valencia, who are looking like title contenders once again. He's scored 22 goals so far from 33(1) games and is now over 100 goals. He's scored 1 goal recently for Israel.

Stuart Shaw - Stuart is in great form for Everton and has scored 24 goals for the club from 33 games and he's also got 2 more goal for Scotland and he's 10 goals behind first place now. Is enjoying playing for the club.

Murt Shepard - Murt left Valencia and joined Sevilla on trial and then he finally signed for Bordeaux and has played 4 games for them and got himself 5 goals, a good start as he only joined 2 months ago.

Cristian Sirera - Cristian hasn't been featuring much for Palermo this season with just 9(4) games played and 6 goals scored. He's currently out with a fractured wrist for 4-5 weeks. He's now over 100 goals.

Tom Skull - Tom is having a great season and is 1 goal ahead of his strike partner. He's got 23 goals so far from 33(2) games. Tom only needs 1 more goal to reach 100 career goals, i'm sure he'll make it.

Mario Spehar - Mario is having a pretty good season with 14 goals scored in 11(12) games, but it seems he wants more starts and is now going to leave on a free at the end of the season. Arsenal and Bayern are interested.

Jordan Swinburn - Jordan has finally reached double figures having scored 4 goals this season in 5(2) games. Unfortuantely it's looking like it'll be another season mainly on the bench. He still has 2 years on his current contract.

The Mad Scot - The Mad Scot is having a good season once again for Celtic with 18 goals scored in 27(1) games. He needs 4 more goals to reach 150 career goals. Celtic however are struggling and are in 6th place.

Thomas Weir - Thomas has played 24 games for Chelsea so far this season and he's got himself 14 goals. Thomas is now over 150 career goals. He is enjoying playing for the club. He scored at least 4 goals in recent Scotland games too.

White Widow - He's back at the top of the leaderboard thanks to 20 goals in 30 games for his club and 8 in 7 since the start of the season for his country. He needs 17 goals to reach 200 career goals and he is still considering his options.

Feliciano Zambrano Teles - Feliciano played 19 games for Atletico and got himself 13 goals before breaking his leg. He's already spent 2 months out and has a possibly 3 more months to go. He is now over 100 career goals though.

Transfers
Murt Shepard - Sevilla Trial to Valencia Trial to Bordeaux for Free

Wanted
Mario Spehar - Arsenal and Bayern

Goals

White Widow              183
Stuart Shaw              173
David Le Soire           168
Arie Kanarie             164**
Thomas Weir              153
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell  147
Jack Jacobs              146
The Mad Scot             146
Jack Ripper              123
Alejandro Hernandez      121
Matthew Cooper           120
Mathew Schneider         119
Silvio Mella             118
Josh Crane               115
Josh McLachlan           107
Jimmio Bowmanaggio       106
Jason McIllmurray Jr.    104
Cristian Sirera          103**
Igor Kesina              102
Feliciano Zambrano Teles 102
Tom Skull                 99
Nick Adam                 98
Edmond Doustourian        94
Ben Goldsmith             93
Aleksander Radakovic      90
Mario Spehar              89
Bakra                     88
Aidan LFC                 88
Chopper                   86*
Jimmy Eastwood            81
Rocky Brittus             73
Long Tym Toon Jr.         73
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr.       63
Murt Shepard              61
Jamie O'Connor            44
Des Morgan                40
Kwesi Owusu               34
Whoopski Deeski           31
Simone Finke              23  
Jordan Swinburn           13

**7 Goals before the game started.
*2 Goals before the game started.

[jimbowmanuk]

5 weeks out and I still manage to score 11 goals so far this season

[skullage]

Racking up the goals now at Valencia, wouldn't mind staying there for the rest of my career!

[Spamjabber]

Bring on the french citizenship then a move to a bigger league is required no doubt! He has been considering his options for long enough! Glad to be back at the top tho

[toonbalmy87]

wahoooooo bye Lyon!!!!!!!!!!

[bergtaur]

Wait... I'm scoring and playing?!?!?!?!?! HUZZAH!

[AidanofLFC]

Another update, another injury what a surprise

[bjoggi33]

WTF how many days has my guy been injured! It's ridicilous

[Tullem]

13th in the leaderboard now, nice! Keep climbing Mella

[Biscotti]

Glad to see Mario seeing sense. Real is all well and good, but a player of his calibur needs to be starting more often.

[Charlesbeams]

Another update, another injury what a surprise

You weren't the only one though plenty of injuries all round

WTF how many days has my guy been injured! It's ridicilous

Not sure, but last years saw someones player injured for 1549 days throughout his 15 year career

[MattieCoopz]

Glad to hear promotion is on the cards and scoring a goal every other game isn't bad either.

[Thandui]

Damn Broken Toe Could be worse though, still 11 goals, consistent!

[mightymariner]

Stupid injury though that goals to games ratio is good this season.

[JackJCFC]

Hope i leave West Brom soon, need to be playing for a better team if i want to move back up the table.

[Charlesbeams]

Holidaying now and hopefully we'll have plenty more goals and less injuries. Unfortunately those leaving on a free will have to wait for the September update, most likely tomorrow.

[Spamjabber]

Holidaying now and hopefully we'll have plenty more goals and less injuries. Unfortunately those leaving on a free will have to wait for the September update, most likely tomorrow.

Whats the status with white widow and his current citizenships? If he got dual nationality it might entice an English club to go for him, I feel he is under a lot of pressure at Lorient :P

[Charlesbeams]

On June 1st, you still need 64 more days in France and then maybe a few more days to get citizenship, so you should have French as a 2nd nationality by then. Possibly just in time for a transfer.

Update tomorrow now.

[Spamjabber]

On June 1st, you still need 64 more days in France and then maybe a few more days to get citizenship, so you should have French as a 2nd nationality by then. Possibly just in time for a transfer.

Update tomorrow now.

That's good news! Bring on the EPL!

[ShyBaldBuddhist]

Simone Finke - Simone has played 8(1) games this season and got himself 4 goals, matching last years total already. He is optimistic about his future at the club and he has just over a year left on his contract.

A few more goals but needs to sort his head out. Mood is up and down like a pair of prositutes knickers. Please don't sign a new contract

[PRDH]

Niggling couple of injuries there for Doustourian. Hopefully it's not a sign of things to come as he seems to have been pretty robust so far.

[Charlesbeams]

Should probably get working on the update :P I think all players have scored a senior goal this season, if not then it's only 1 or 2 that havn't

[Charlesbeams]

End of Season 2016/17

Players

Nick Adam - Nick ended his 5th season with Roma, scoring 11 goals in 34 games for the club. He got 6 in 8 for Australia all season too. He's unhappy at the club and wants to leave just as he'll become an Italian citizen. Roma finished 19th and were relegated to Serie B.

Bakra - A pretty good season for Bakra as he scores 18 goals in 25 games for Feyenoord as well as getting 1 more goal for Holland. He's currently tutoring a younger player and he is enjoying playing for the club. Feyenoord finished 3rd in the Eredivisie.

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - Jimmio had a pretty good third season for Porto with 16 goals scored in 29(2) games for the club. He also got 2 goals for Italy in 2 games. Porto were named Portuguese Champions again and they were also League Cup runners up.

Rocky Brittus - Rocky played 27(2) games for Vitesse this season and he scored 17 goals for the club. Almost went the whole season uninjured, but sprained his ankle in april. Vitesse finished 5th in the league but missed out on Europe. He is now a Dutch citizen too.

Chopper - Not his best season really with just 7 goals scored in 20(1) games for Shakhtar all season. He got 3 goals in 5 for Chile too. Needs 10 goals for 100 career goals. Shakhtar finished 4th in the league and won the Ukrainian cup.

Matthew Cooper - A good season for Matthew in the Championship as he scores 28 goals in 55 games for Fulham. However he is unsettled and is considering his options. Fulham were looking like going back up but they finished 3rd and missed out in the play-offs. They were also League Cup runners up.

Josh Crane - Josh had a good season for Leicester, scoring 18 goals in 25 games. Unfortunately his goals weren't enough to keep Leicester in the league and they were relegated. He is unhappy and transfer listed by request, so could be leaving in the transfer window.

Whoopski Deeski - Whoopski ended up playing 9(7) games for Liverpool and getting 7 goals. 2 of his goals helped Liverpool win the League Cup against Fulham. Liverpool finished 6th in the league and also won the FA Cup. Lyon are interested in signing him.

Edmond Doustourian - Edmond had a fairly good season considering he spent around 4 months out with injury. He scored 18 goals in 24 games for the club, helping them to 3rd in the league. Edmond now has over 100 career goals.

Jimmy Eastwood - Jimmy played 21(1) games for PSV this season and scored 15 goals for the club. Might have had more but broke his cheekbone in March, keeping him out for a month. PSV won the league and they also won the Dutch Cup.

Simone Finke - Simon played more this season, but still not enough really. Just 10(3) games and 6 goals this season. His contract runs out at the end of next season, but he seems to be optimistic about his chance with Napoli still. Napoli finished 4th in the league.

Ben Goldsmith - Ben spent quite a bit of time on the sideline with injuries, but he still played 24(1) games and got 13 goals for Sampdoria. He needs 1 more goal for 100. Sampdoria finished 6th in the league and were also Italian Cup runners up.

Alejandro Hernandez - After his return to action from breaking his toe, he never really got back to full form. He played 8 more games and got just 1 more goal, leaving him on 12 for the season. Xerez finished 12th in the league.

Jack Jacobs - Jack had a fairly good season for West Brom again with 17 goals in 35(1) games. He is enjoying playing for the club, but still considering his options. West Brom finished 13th in the Premier League. He now has over 150 carer goals.

Arie Kanarie - What a season for Arie, almost £1m per goal with 38 goals being scored from 51 games for Arsenal and he now 2nd in the leaderboard. He scored 6 in 9 for Holland too. Arsenal won the Premier League and were FA Cup semi-finalists.

Igor Kesina - A very good season for Igor with 24 goals for his club in 42 games and 6 in 8 for his country. He's signed a new contract until 2022. Lille finished 3rd in the league and won the League Cup, in which Igor scored an 88th minute winner.

David Le Soire - A poor season from his standard with just 20 goals scored in 31 games for Zurich. He was injured a fair bit though. He is unhappy and he wants to move to a bigger club. Zurich had a poor season too, finishing in 5th place.

Aidan LFC - A good season for Aidan who scored 20 goals for Bolton in 34 games. He needs 3 more goals to reach 100 career goals. Bolton did ok this season and finished in 14th place. Feels Jacques Anselmo will become a valuable member of the team.

Long Tym Toon Jr. - Probably didn't think he'd get many games for Lyon this season but ended up playing 13(8) and getting 10 goals, as well as 5 in 2(1) for South Korea and 3 in 3 for Lyon Reserves. He will be leaving the club on 30th June. Lyon won the League.

Jason McIllmurray Jr. - Jason played 6(11) games for Marseille this season and he got just 2 goals. He played 7 for the reserves too and he got 7 goals. He will also be leaving the club on 30th June. Marsille finished 4th and won the Coupe de la Ligue.

Josh McLachlan - Josh had a good season for Rangers, playing 30(2) games for the club and getting 23 goals. He's currently tutoring a younger player and is also unhappy and wants to leave. Rangers won the League and also the Scottish Cup.

Silvio Mella - Great season for Silvio again as he scores 30 goals for PSG from 46(1) games. PSG finished 2nd in the league and won the Champions League. Unfortunately Silvio was injured a few weeks before the final and couldn't make an appearance.

Des Morgan - Des had a better season again, even if was just for games played. He played 30(2) this season and he got himself 14 goals and is now 7 away from 50 career goals. Genoa had a fairly good season, finishing in 7th place.

Jamie O'Connor - Jamie spent most of the season on the bench and only got 7(7) games, scoring 6 goals overall. He is still optimistic about his chances at Spurs despite not playing much. Spurs finished 3rd in the Premier League.

Kwesi Owusu - Well, what a difference as Kwesi played 23(15) games for Chelsea this season and got himself 26 goals and he even got 4 in 4 for Nigeria. He needs 3 goals for 50 career goals. He was Chelseas top scorer too as they finished 5th in the league.

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - A good season for both club and country. He scored 22 goals for Atlas in 39 games and 13 in 14 for Jamaica. Atlas won the Mexican Opening Stage, but lost in the Closing Stage quarter finals, having finished in 1st place.

Aleksander Radakovic - A good season for Aleksander again, scoring 19 goals for Lazio in 25 games. His 19 goals in Serie A were just not enough to take the Top Goalscorer award for the 3rd time in a row. Lazio finished 8th in the league.

Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - Pretty average season for Bjorgvin with 13 goals scored in 28(2) games for Stoke. He played 1(1) for Iceland this season too, but hasn't found his first goal yet. Stoke finished 10th in the Premier League.

Jack Ripper - A good season once again for Jack as he scores 22 goals for Barcelona from 30(8) games. He's been in great form for England too with 13 goals in 7(1) this season. Barcelona won La Liga, but struggled in other competitions.

Mathew Schneider - Great season again for Mathew with 36 goals scored in 54(2) for Valencia. He was named Champions League top scorer for a 2nd time too. Valencia finished 3rd in the league and won the Spanish Cup, in which Mathew scored one of the 2 goals.

Stuart Shaw - Very good season for Stuart, scoring 32 goals for Everton in 54 games as well as 10 in 10 for Scotland. He is enjoying playing for the club. Everton finished 7th in the Premier League. His 22 league goals were only enough for 4th top scorer.

Murt Shepard - A good season for Murt as he only spent 6 months with Bordeaux. He got himself 14 goals for the club in 18 games. Bordeaux struggled though and they finished 11th in the league. They were also Coupe de la Lige semi-finalists.

Cristian Sirera - His season suffered due to various injuries and he only played 10(9) games for Palermo, scoring 8 goals. Palermo finished 5th in the league, qualifying for Europe. Cristian is enjoying playing for the club.

Tom Skull - Tom had a great season for Valencia again as he and Mathew ran riot with goals. He scored less this time with 32 goals in 53(5) games. Valencia finished 3rd in the league and they won the Spanish Cup. Tom has signed a new 5 year contract.

Mario Spehar - Mario played 22(21) games for Real Madrid and he got 20 goals, much better, but he'll be leaving the club on a free soon and Man City are interested. Real finished 4th in the league and were Spanish Cup and Champions League runners up.

Jordan Swinburn - Jordan actually reached double figures for a season, scoring 12 goals in 9(8) games for the club, he is still way behind though. Napoli finished 4th in the league and were Euro Cup semi-finalists. Jordan has picked Italy over England and made 1 u21 cap with a goal.

The Mad Scot - A good season for The Mad Scot, who is unhappy at the club and wants to move to a bigger club. He scored 24 goals for Celtic in 42(1) games. Celtic had a poor season, finishing 6th, but they also won the League Cup, in which The Mad Scot scored 1 of 3 goals.

Thomas Weir - Thomas had an fairly good season but was outshone by Kwesi Owusu. Thomas however still scored 19 goals in 39 games though and got 6 in 7(1) for Scotland. Chelsea finished 5th in the Premier League. Is enjoying playing for the club.

White Widow - Back to his best this season with 36 goals in 50(2) for Lorient and 10 in 9 for Bahamas. He has now scored just over 200 career goals. He is considering his options, one of those is a contract from Loreint, who finished 5th in the league.

Feliciano Zambrano Teles - A good season for Feliciano who scored 14 goals in 19(1) games for Atletico Madrid. However he did spend 5 months out with a broken leg. Atletico Madrid finished 2nd in the league. He is enjoying playing for the club.

Wanted
Whoopski Deeski - Lyon
Mario Spehar - Man City

Goals

White Widow              201
Stuart Shaw              185
Arie Kanarie             181**
David Le Soire           175
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell  163
Thomas Weir              159
The Mad Scot             158
Jack Jacobs              153
Jack Ripper              136
Mathew Schneider         133
Silvio Mella             132
Matthew Cooper           130
Josh Crane               124
Alejandro Hernandez      122
Josh McLachlan           122
Jimmio Bowmanaggio       113
Igor Kesina              109
Tom Skull                109
Nick Adam                105
Jason McIllmurray Jr.    105
Cristian Sirera          105**
Feliciano Zambrano Teles 103
Edmond Doustourian       101
Aleksander Radakovic     100
Ben Goldsmith             99
Bakra                     98
Aidan LFC                 97
Mario Spehar              96
Chopper                   90*
Long Tym Toon Jr.         90
Jimmy Eastwood            85
Rocky Brittus             80
Murt Shepard              70
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr.       68
Kwesi Owusu               47
Jamie O'Connor            45
Des Morgan                43
Whoopski Deeski           38
Simone Finke              25  
Jordan Swinburn           21

**7 Goals before the game started.
*2 Goals before the game started.

[Swinburn]

I picked Italy?! I would never do that. Well, maybe I would. Cool. Nice to see me kind of catching up!

[Charlesbeams]

Well he's picked Italy at u21 level, but he'll be turning 22 very soon. He can still go back to England or Wales(think this was your other nationality)

[rpvw]

Arie Kanarie - What a season for Arie, almost £1m per goal with 38 goals being scored from 51 games for Arsenal and he now 2nd in the leaderboard. He scored 6 in 9 for Holland too. Arsenal won the Premier League and were FA Cup semi-finalists.

Great season . At this rate, I'll be all-time Holland topscorer at age 23

[Biscotti]

Much better year for Spehar, but I can't see Man City as being a better choice for first team action than Real are

[skullage]

Nice to see I've committed to Valencia for the long term, seems to be doing wonders for my career!

[bergtaur]

Now Kwesi is figuring it out, atta boy!

[toonbalmy87]

110 goals behind so hopefully i will pick a decent team and play and score goals and lots of them

[stuart_aberdeen]

Charlesbeams, you haven't added Stuart's goals from the end of the season on to the leaderboard. I make it 189 instead of 173?

Anyway, another top class season at Everton and now scoring loads for Scotland, great stuff.

[Whoopy D]

Well I'd definitely prefer Lyon to Liverpool even if they don't play me either. Nice to see I'm scoring when I do get the chance though!

[ShyBaldBuddhist]

Simone Finke - Simon played more this season, but still not enough really. Just 10(3) games and 6 goals this season. His contract runs out at the end of next season, but he seems to be optimistic about his chance with Napoli still. Napoli finished 4th in the league.

Get out, get out on a Bosman while you can. Thought there may have been a bit of interest due to the contract running out.

[MattieCoopz]

Can't believe we choked in the league, disappointing.
Still scoring well despite being unsettled so I can't complain.

[Charlesbeams]

Charlesbeams, you haven't added Stuart's goals from the end of the season on to the leaderboard. I make it 189 instead of 173?

Anyway, another top class season at Everton and now scoring loads for Scotland, great stuff.

You were right i added everything up and it came to 185.

[Charlesbeams]

Have holidayed to September and we have 1 Future Transfer and 2 other transfers. We also have 2 of the 3 free transfer players joining a club and another waiting to go on Trial somewhere.

1 of the transfers and a free transfer were to the same club.

[mightymariner]

A very bad season there.

[Goldyrulz]

Heres to hoping for less injuries next season, and for a lot more goals!

[Lower Leagues Rule]

Well Radakovic has cracked 100 Goals, but still a long way back from the leaders and seeming to drop a few more every update, just not as much of a scoring machine as he needed to be.

[Thandui]

12 for a season, not good! Worth £24m though! Still, would love Real Madrid or Barcelona to buy me and make me their main striker

[stuart_aberdeen]

You were right i added everything up and it came to 185.

Cheers.

[AidanofLFC]

I need to get a transfer to a big club soon, im scoring quite a lot of goals but the teams results are poor

[5ergio]

I need to get a transfer to a big club soon, im scoring quite a lot of goals but the teams results are poor

If the team results were considered I'd have been top 5 or something by now with Marseille winning the cup every year and finishing in top 3-4 always Be glad you are scoring.

[Charlesbeams]

Awards

Bakra - Holland Young Player of the Year, Feyenoord Fans Player of the Year

Edmond Doustourian - Ukraine Best Foreign Player, Dnipro Fans Player of the Year

Arie Kanarie - Premier League Top Goalscorer, European Golden Boot Runner Up,

Igor Kesina - Lille Fans Player of the Year

David Le Soire - Super League Top Goalscorer, Zurich Fans Player of the Year

Aidan LFC - Bolton Fans Player of the Year

Josh McLachlan - Scottish Young Player of the Year

Silvio Mella - PSG Fans Player of the Year

Kwesi Owusu - Players' Young Player of the Year

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - Atlas Fans Player of the Year

Mathew Schneider - Spanish Young Player of the Year, Champions League Golden Boot

Murt Shepard - Ligue 1 Runner Up Signing of the Season

The Mad Scot - Scottish Player of the Year, Celtic Fans Player of the Year

White Widow - Ligue 1 Top Goalscorer, Lorient Fans Player of the Year


Was considering dropping the September update, just because its the start of the season and people only usually have up to about 5 goals. I will mention transfers/wanted and injuries though.

And last season's top scorer was White Widow with 49, a new record, beating last years 46.

[rpvw]

PL top scorer, great first season at Arsenal . I really hope Arsenal can challenge for the title again next year, in my saves they tend to implode, providing no match for Chelsea and Man Utd and Man City. Charlesbeams, who did manage to win the European Golden Boot?

[jimbowmanuk]

No awards this season, a bit disappointing for Bowmanaggio, 2 updates a season are fine with me, like you say we really only need to know about any transfers in September

[Charlesbeams]

I think it was Fernando Llorente with 55.00 points and you were at 52.00, so it was pretty close, but he seems to be getting loads every season.

[rpvw]

Llorente can be a beast. Like jimbowmanuk I'm fine with two updates

[Charlesbeams]

September 2017

We start off with Nick Adam who won't be at Roma much longer as he's agreed to join Jason McIllmurray's former side Marseille for £16m. He'll join the club at the start of the January transfer Window. Now onto Jason who left Marseille on a free. He hasn't found a permanent club yet, but he's got Arsenal and Wolves offering him trials, so he could be going to one of those soon, but we'll have to wait until February to see what club he's at.

Having spent 5 seasons with Fulham, Matthew Cooper has moved, but he's not moved too far away and he joins Arie Kanarie at Arsenal for £15m, hopefully the two of them can work well together. Matthew has played a few games already but he's now injured and will have to wait 5-6 weeks until he can get back to action.

Josh Crane was unhappy with Leicester City and he's got his move away from the club. He's been signed by Inter Milan for £9.5m and he's joined by Mario Spehar who recently left Real Madrid on a free transfer. The two of them should get first team games as Inter's formation is 4-3-3.

Long Tym Toon Jr. was another player that left his club on a free transfer. He quickly found himself a new club in Spain, Real Sociedad. Hopefully he'll get the first team football he's been after in Spain.

In injury news Quique Sanchez-Tredwell has torn a hamstring and will be spending the next 3 months out of action. Murt Shepard has started the season well but he's now injured and will sit out the games over the next 3 weeks and the last major injury is Thomas Weir who has a Sports hernia and will be out of action for 3 weeks. There are a few smaller injuries, but nearly all will return in 1-4 days.

[Spamjabber]

Breaking records like a boss! Awesome 49 goals in a season is brilliant. Worried those aresnal boys might start ripping up and knock me off the top spot :P

[toonbalmy87]

hmmm hopefully my time in spain wont be a waste of time

[bergtaur]

Young Player of The Year in England... on the right track!

[Charlesbeams]

Seems quite a few players are struggling this season, some through injury, but some just not taking their chances. Hopefully will have an update done today, could be tomorrow though.

[Deadmaninc21]

thanks for the updates! almost 100 goals

[AidanofLFC]

Once again, Bolton fans player of the year is..... Mee but i really want to move from Bolton

[Charlesbeams]

Working on the update now. 3 players over 200 goals and just 10 players under 100.

[Charlesbeams]

Also been wondering lately what i would call the next one, IF it happens.

[jimbowmanuk]

Also been wondering lately what i would call the next one, IF it happens.

you can't score more than me

[Charlesbeams]

February 2018

Players

Nick Adam - Nick played 17(3) games for Roma, scoring 7 goals for them before leaving Italy for France. He joined up with Marseille and he's played 6 and scored 2 for them so far. He's also scored 1 in 2 for Australia.

Bakra - Bakra has been in pretty good form so far this season and the 1 injury he's had was only 10 days with a sprained wrist. He's played 22 for Feyenoord and scored 16 goals. He's also got himself 2 more goals for Holland.

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - Jimmio has been playing well for Porto in his 4th season with them. He's scored 12 goals so far in 19 games and has also got 3 in 5 for Italy. He is enjoying playing for the club.

Rocky Brittus - Rocky is playing ok for Vitesse at the moment with 8 goals scored in 19 games so far this season. He's decided to pick Holland over USA and England and has made a sub appearance for them without a goal.

Chopper - Chopper is doing better than last season already with 25(3) games played for Shakhtar and 14 goals scored. He is enjoying playing for the club and also has 4 goals in 6 games for Chile too. Is now over 100 goals.

Matthew Cooper - Matthew left Fulham and joined Arsenal and has so far been doing quite well. He's played 22 goals for the club and scored 11 goals. He's also been picked for England and has 4 caps now with 1 goal against S.Korea.

Josh Crane - Josh seems to have fit in fairly well at Inter with 17 games played so far and 10 goals being scored. Unfortunately right now he has a double hernia and won't return for up to 4 weeks.

Whoopski Deeski - Still at Liverpool but actually playing some games. He's played 8(5) so far and got himself 7 goals as well as 2 goals in 7 for Bulgaria. He's 3 goals away from his first landmark, 50 goals.

Edmond Doustourian - Not doing too well really and has only spent 4 weeks out with injury. He's played 19 games for Dnipro and got himself 11 goals. It seems an Egyptian regen has come in and stole his place.

Jimmy Eastwood - Jimmy is doing ok for PSV with 19(1) games played and 11 goals for the club. He's spent 5 weeks out too with a sports hernia. He, like Rocky has picked Holland over England and he's played 1 and scored 1 against Cyprus.

Simone Finke - Simone has finally realised he won't be playing for Napoli much and is leaving at the end of the season on a free transfer. He's scored 2 goals this season in 1(5) games and unfortunately is now at the bottom.

Ben Goldsmith - Ben is playing fairly well for Sampdoria but he's had a repeat injury with a torn groin muscle for 5 weeks. He's played 21 this season and got himself 13 goals. Is enjoying playing for the club.

Alejandro Hernandez - Hasn't been playing as often as usual and has had no injuries either. He's played 19 games for Xerez so far with 11 goals. He is still enjoying playing for the club anyway and is till tutoring someone.

Jack Jacobs - Jack hasn't been doing too bad, however he is still considering his options, despite enjoying playing for the club. He's played 24 games for the club and got himself 12 goals this season.

Arie Kanarie - So unfortunate for Arie. He tore a knee ligament in October and spent 2 months out and then returned and in January he broke his leg and will spend 4-5 months out of action now. He has scored 9 in 12(2) for Arsenal this season though.

Igor Kesina - Igor is playing plenty of games but is struggling to find the net with just 6 goals in 26 appearances. He's spent the last 3 weeks out with a broken arm and has 3 more weeks to go until he can return.

David Le Soire - Is playing better than last season already, but he is unhappy and wants to leave the club. He's scored 22 goals so far in 30 appearances and got 2 goals for France too. He has now scored over 200 career goals.

Aidan LFC - Aidan is still with Bolton and he's played 18 games so far and got 13 goals. Unfortunately he's torn a calf muscle and has spent 2 weeks out and has another 3 months on the sidelines.

Long Tym Toon Jr. - Isn't really having the best of seasons at his new club with just 6 goals scored in 15 games. He has been in great form for South Korea though, scoring 10 goals in the last 8 games.

Jason McIllmurray Jr. - Jason spent some time on trial at Arsenal and then he was signed by german side Dortmund in October. He's played 10 games for the club so far and got himself 7 goals. He's scored 6 since last time for N.Ireland too(i think).

Josh McLachlan - Josh is having a good season for Rangers, scoring 20 goals in 26 games. His poor record for Scotland continues too with just 5 goals in 28 games. He is currently out for 5-7 weeks with a broken ankle.

Silvio Mella - Silvio isn't doing too badly and has scored 13 goals in 26 games for the club. He has 2 goals in 3 for Malta too. He is enjoying playing for the club. He needs 2 more goals to reach 150 career goals.

Des Morgan - Des has played 17 games for Genoa so far this season and has scored 5 goals, not too great. He's spent 5 weeks out too this season with fractured cheekbone. Genoa are struggling and could even end up relegated.

Jamie O'Connor - Jamie is playing more often this season, but isn't really a first team player. He's played 12(6) games so far and scored 10 goals, taking him over 50 career goals. He is optimistic about his future at the club.

Kwesi Owusu - Kwesi seems to be a first team player now at Chelsea and has got himself 19 goals in 25(5) games so far this season. He's also got himself 2 in 3 for Nigeria. He is enjoying playing for the club.

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - Hasn't been playing too often, but that could be because of his 3 month injury earlier in the season. He's played 14 games for Atlas and scored 8 and has 5 in 8 for Jamaica. Atlas won the Opening Stage.

Aleksander Radakovic - Is struggling this season for goals with just 4 in 18 games. He is unhappy at the club and want's to leave for a bigger one. He's scored 3 in 5 for Serbia lately too. He is playing often, but not taking his chances.

Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - Bjorgvin is another player with a torn calf and he's spent the last 2 months out and has another 5-7 weeks left. He played 13(1) games for Stoke and got 7 goals before his injury. He got 6 goals for Iceland lately too, his first coming against San Marino.

Jack Ripper - Jack has played 18(4) games for Barcelona so far this season and scored 11 goals. He has made just 1 sub appearance for England though, without a goal. He is 2 goals away from 150 career goals.

Mathew Schneider - Mathew isn't doing quite as well as last season at this stage, but still has 13 goals in 27 games for Valencia. He has 3 in 6 for Israel too. He is enjoying playing for the club and is now on exactly 150 career goals.

Stuart Shaw - Stuart is having a good season for Everton again with 21 scored so far in 29 games, as well as just 1 in 7 for Scotland. He is now over 200 career goals, but still 20 goals behind the leader.

Murt Shepard - Murt is playing quite well for Bordeaux in his first full season with the club. He's got himself 14 goals in 22 games and has 5 in 4 for Ireland too. He needs 8 more goals to reach 100 career goals.

Cristian Sirera - Cristian seems to be a back up player at the moment for Palermo with just 4(11) games played and 7 goals scored. He has however made his Spain debut and now has 2 goals in 3 games for them.

Tom Skull - Tom is in a similar situation to Mathew, doing well but not as well as last season. He's scored 16 goals in 28 games for Valencia so far and has 5 in 4(1) for England. He is enjoying playing for the club.

Mario Spehar - Mario, like Josh Crane has fit in well at Inter and he has himself 12 goals in 17(2) games for the club, as well as 3 in 5(1) for Croatia. Mario now has over 100 career goals and he's enjoying playing for Inter.

Jordan Swinburn - Jordan is having a much better season with 10 goals already in 15(9) games for Napoli and finally he might become a first team regular. He has moved off the bottom of the table for the first time.

The Mad Scot - Hasn't been in quite the same form as usual, but has spent the last 8 weeks out with a dislocated shoulder. He scored 11 in 17 for Celtic before his injury. He is now happy playing for the club despite wanting to leave at the end of last season.

Thomas Weir - Thomas is playing quite well for Chelsea with 15 goals so far from 22(1) games. He also has 8 in 5 for Scotland. He's had quite a few injuries this season too, but most of them were less than a week.

White Widow - He's took a 20 goal lead as he scores 17 in 28 for Lorient and 7 in the last 5 for Bahamas. However Lorient are sort of struggling in 10th place and he is considering his options still.

Feliciano Zambrano Teles - Hasn't been playing much for Atletico this season with just 6(2) appearances and 6 goals. He's spent just 5 weeks out with injury too with a broken arm. However he is still enjoying playing for the club.

Transfers
Jason McIllmurray Jr. - Free to Arsenal on Trial then Dortmund for Free

Goals

White Widow              228
Stuart Shaw              208
David Le Soire           203
Arie Kanarie             194**
Thomas Weir              184
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell  176
Jack Jacobs              165
The Mad Scot             163
Mathew Schneider         150
Silvio Mella             148
Jack Ripper              148
Josh McLachlan           143
Matthew Cooper           142
Josh Crane               134
Alejandro Hernandez      133
Tom Skull                131
Jimmio Bowmanaggio       129
Igor Kesina              121
Jason McIllmurray Jr.    120
Bakra                    116
Nick Adam                115
Cristian Sirera          114**
Edmond Doustourian       113
Ben Goldsmith            112
Mario Spehar             111
Aidan LFC                110
Feliciano Zambrano Teles 109
Aleksander Radakovic     108
Chopper                  108*
Long Tym Toon Jr.        107
Jimmy Eastwood            97
Murt Shepard              91
Rocky Brittus             88
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr.       81
Kwesi Owusu               68
Jamie O'Connor            55
Des Morgan                48
Whoopski Deeski           47
Jordan Swinburn           31
Simone Finke              27

**7 Goals before the game started.
*2 Goals before the game started.

[Charlesbeams]

World Cup 2018 Groups





Hopefully plenty of you will be there in June.

[Biscotti]

Another group with a good chance of progression for Croatia \o/

Loving that I'm enjoying life at Inter.

[bjoggi33]

Seriously a torn calf? What is the hidden stat for injuries set at? This is getting ridicilous.

[5ergio]

Dortmund & Bundesliga football for McIllmurray Jr. A good choice I'd say. He should score plenty there, already 7 in 10 games.

[Swinburn]

Wooooooooooooooooooo! I'm not bottom! Sorry Finke!

[Charlesbeams]

Seriously a torn calf? What is the hidden stat for injuries set at? This is getting ridicilous.

I should check that actually haha, there has been a lot of injuries lately. Hopefully it'll only be around 10, so it's even.

[MattieCoopz]

Keeping it steady at Arsenal but not really spectacular, which is a bit unfortunate.

[PRDH]

Oh dear. Looks like I'm being forced out at Dnipro. Hopefully my record should get me a move somewhere if things don't pick up.

[glennuk]

Come on Inter Milan - Not quite as good as your dad Josh but keep trying son!

[Britrock]

Hmmm, so I'm going Dutch? Not a terrible decision, but I should never have given English as a nationality. Should be starting for the stars and stripes by now, what with their dearth of talent.

[Goldyrulz]

Ah, injuries are really starting to hold me back, especially the torn groin muscle. Seems to be a favourite at the moment.

[Lower Leagues Rule]

Well a bit gutted with the goalscoring, but glad to see Serbia in the World Cup, and not only that, but an escapable group with Russia, Uruguay & South Africa, hard, but not impossible.

[bergtaur]

really liking that last group for Nigeria, I hope I'll be there.

[Thandui]

Damn, losing my consistency! Need to be signed by a huge club I reckon

[rpvw]

Arie Kanarie - So unfortunate for Arie. He tore a knee ligament in October and spent 2 months out and then returned and in January he broke his leg and will spend 4-5 months out of action now. He has scored 9 in 12(2) for Arsenal this season though.

. Not a good season it seems. Adding up those injuries will probably mean missing the WC, which could really hurt my chances for the Dutch national team and the hunt for the topscorer status, especially with two lads turning Dutch.

[Whoopy D]

Glad to see I'm getting some game time now and scoring too. Still want to move away from Liverpool though

I'm going on holiday for 3 weeks so probably won't post too much in that time, have some catching up to do when I get back I expect. KUTGW mate

[Charlesbeams]

Glad to see I'm getting some game time now and scoring too. Still want to move away from Liverpool though

I'm going on holiday for 3 weeks so probably won't post too much in that time, have some catching up to do when I get back I expect. KUTGW mate

No problem. Might have another 5-8 seasons done by the time you get back plenty to catch up on.


Have seen the provisional World Cup squads and 18 players COULD be going, no guarantee though.

[toonbalmy87]

So in South Koreas group basically 3 teams are vying for 2nd place hopefully ill nudge out Nigeria

[Charlesbeams]

End of Season 2017/18

Players

Nick Adam - Nick finishes his season with Marseille, scoring 11 goals in 18 games for his new club. Marseille won the league and were French Cup Semi-finalists. He is in the 30 man World Cup squad for Australia.

Bakra - Bakra had a great season in the end for Feyenoord, scoring 26 goals in 37 games. Unfortunately he's strained his back and could miss the World Cup because of it. Feyenoord finished 4th in the league and were Dutch Cup runners up.

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - Jimmio had a fairly good season for Porto, scoring 18 goals for the club in 31(1) games. He's been picked for the 30 man Italy squad and should make the final 23. Porto won the league again.

Rocky Brittus - Not a bad season, but could have been better for Rocky who played 35 games and scored 13 goals. He is unhappy and wants to leave for a bigger club. Vitesse finished 8th in the league. Is in the 30 man Holland squad.

Chopper - A good season for Chopper who scored 20 goals for Shakhtar in 38(6) games and got 4 in 6 for Chile. He has signed a new 5 year contract. Shakhtar finished joint top and it went to a play-off, which they lost.

Matthew Cooper - Matthew had a pretty good first season at Arsenal with 15 goals scored in 30 games. Unfortunately he broke his ankle and spent the last 2 months out, missing the Champions League final too. Arsenal finished 4th and won the Champions League.

Josh Crane - Josh played well most of the season for Inter and scored 12 goals in 27(1) games. Inter ended up winning the league, but were poor elsewhere. Josh is enjoying playing for the club.

Whoopski Deeski - 11(8) games played for Whoopski who scored 8 goals for Liverpool this season. He is wanted by Juventus though and would probably be happy with a move there. Liverpool finished 5th and won the Europa League.

Edmond Doustourian - Edmond played 29 games this season for Dnipro and scored 20 goals for the club, as well as 1 for Armenia. Dnipro finished 3rd in the league again. Derek Boateng is in his favourites and he's enjoying playing for the club still.

Jimmy Eastwood - Jimmy had a good season for PSV, scoring 22 goals in 32(1) games. He is in the 30 man Holland squad and could go to the World Cup. He's signed a new 5 year contract. PSV won the league.

Simone Finke - Just 4 goals for Simone this season from 3(8) games and he'll be glad the season is over as he'll be leaving, possibly to Stuttgart who are interested. Napoli finished 6th in the league.

Ben Goldsmith - Ben ended up having a good season for Sampdoria, scoring 26 goals in 39 games and he is enjoying playing for the club. Sampdoria had a good season and they finished in 2nd place. He is enjoying playing for the club.

Alejandro Hernandez - Not his best season but better than the last. He got 20 goals in 34(2) games for the club as they finished 10th in the league. Have just noticed his strike partner is Mario Balotelli.

Jack Jacobs - Jack had a better season this time round with 25 goals scored in 41 games. He is enjoying playing for the club, but is still considering his options. West Brom finished 10th and were FA Cup runners up.

Arie Kanarie - As we know, Arie suffered a broken leg so ends the season with 9 goals in 12(2) for Arsenal. He is almost ready to play again and could play at the World Cup. Arsenal finished 4th and won the Champions League.

Igor Kesina - A fairly good season for Igor, but only 19 goals from 44 games. He is currently injured with a hernia and could miss the World Cup. Lille finished 4th and won the Coupe de la Ligue, Igor scoring one of the goals.

David Le Soire - David ended up having a great season for Zurich, scoring 37 goals in 46 games. He is still unhappy though and wants to leave the club, rejecting a 5 year contract. Zurich finished 3rd in the league.

Aidan LFC - Aidan ended up playing just 21 games for Bolton this season and scored 15 goals. He did suffer a torn calf though, stopping him playing for 3 months. Bolton finished 9th in the Premier League.

Long Tym Toon Jr. - A good season for Long Tym Toon Jr. for club and country. He scored 16 in 25(1) for his club and 15 in 12(2) for his country. Real Sociedad finished 11th in the league. He will most likely be starring at the World Cup for South Korea.

Jason McIllmurray Jr. - Jason ended up playing 25 games for Dortmund this season and scored 16 goals. Dortmund struggled this season and ended up finishing in 15th place, 1 poin away from the relegation places.

Josh McLachlan - Josh played well for Rangers this season, scoring 20 goals in 28 games. Unfortunately his broken ankle was followed by a torn calf, keeping him out for another 3 months. Rangers won the league.

Silvio Mella - A fairly good season for Silvio who scored 21 goals for PSG in 37(1) games. PSG finished 2nd in the league and were Coupe de la Ligue and World Club Cup runners up. Silvio is now over 150 career goals.

Des Morgan - Des had another pretty good season with 16 goals scored in 32 games for Genoa who ended up struggling a little this season, finishing in 13th place. He feels Mattia Destro is a vital part of the club.

Jamie O'Connor - Jamie played 17(17) games this season and got himself 13 goals and he's helped him decide to sign a new 3 year contract with the club. Spurs had a good seaosn, winning the league.

Kwesi Owusu - Another great season for Kwesi who scored 29 goals for Chelsea in 38(10) games. Chelsea finished 2nd in the league, but were poor in all other competitions. Kwesi should feature at the World Cup for Nigeria.

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - A fairly good season with 17 goals scored in 29 games for Atlas. Atlas won the Mexican Opening Stage but lost in the Closing Stage semi-final. They were also North American Champions League Semi-finalists.

Aleksander Radakovic - Not his best of seasons really with just 11 goals scored for Lazio in 32 games. He feels the team has more potential than they are showing after they finished 14th in the league and were Italian Cup runners up.

Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - Bjorgvin suffered a torn calf and spent 3 months out earlier in the season and ended up playing just 18(2) games and scoring 9 goals. Stoke finished 12th in the league and were League Cup runners up.

Jack Ripper - Jack had a fairly good season again for Barcelona, scoring 20 goals in 27(11) games as they finished 2nd in the league and won the Spanish Super Cup. Has scored 102 goals just for Barcelona now. Is most likely to be going to the World Cup.

Mathew Schneider - A pretty good season for Mathew who scored 24 goals for Valencia in 43(2) games. He has signed a new 5 year contract. Valencia won the league but were poor in all other competitions.

Stuart Shaw - A good season once again for Stuart, scoring 27 goals in 44 games for Everton, helping them to 8th place in the league. Stuart is enjoying playing for the club and Mauro Formica is in his favourites.

Murt Shepard - A great season for Murt in his first full season for Bordeaux. He scored 27 goals in 39 games for the club. He has signed a new 5 year contract. Bordeaux finished 5th in the league and won the French Cup.

Cristian Sirera - Cristian seems to be a rotation player for Palermo now as he played 9(14) games for the club and got himself 10 goals. He could play for Spain in the World Cup. Palermo finished 8th in the league and were Europa League runners up.

Tom Skull - Another good season for Tom who is now the most expensive of our players. He scored 31 goals for Valencia in 46(1) games and is now just 3 away from 150 career goals. Valencia won the league.

Mario Spehar - Mario had a good first season for Inter with 19 goals scored in 32(2) games, helping them win the league. He is enjoying playing for the club and should feature at the World Cup for Croatia.

Jordan Swinburn - Jordan had a pretty good season, compared to his others anyway. He scored 16 goals for Napoli in 22(12) games, hopefully similar next season. Napoli finished 6th in the league. He is happy playing for the club.

The Mad Scot - Another good season for The Mad Scot who scored 21 goals for Celtic in 33(1) games. Celtic finished 3rd and won the League Cup, The Mad Scot scoring twice in a 2-1 win over Motherwell.

Thomas Weir - A good season for Thomas again at Chelsea. He scored 25 goals in 38(1) games as they finished 2nd in the Premier League. He has signed a new 5 year deal with with club. Is just 6 goals away from 200.

White Widow - He's had another good season for Lorient, scoring 25 goals in 41 games, he is still considering his options though. Lorient had a pretty average season, finishing in 9th place. Still at the top of the table.

Feliciano Zambrano Teles - Not his best season really, but still had a good goals to game ratio. He scored 13 goals in 12(3) games for Atletico as they finished 4th in the league. Is enjoying playing for the club.

Wanted
Whoopski Deeski - Juventus
Simone Finke - Stuttgart

Goals

White Widow              236
David Le Soire           218
Stuart Shaw              217
Arie Kanarie             194**
Thomas Weir              194
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell  185
Jack Jacobs              178
The Mad Scot             173
Mathew Schneider         161
Jack Ripper              157
Silvio Mella             156
Tom Skull                147
Matthew Cooper           146
Josh McLachlan           143
Alejandro Hernandez      142
Josh Crane               136
Jimmio Bowmanaggio       135
Igor Kesina              133
Jason McIllmurray Jr.    129
Nick Adam                126
Bakra                    126
Ben Goldsmith            125
Edmond Doustourian       122
Long Tym Toon Jr.        122
Mario Spehar             119
Aleksander Radakovic     118
Cristian Sirera          118**
Feliciano Zambrano Teles 116
Chopper                  114*
Aidan LFC                112
Jimmy Eastwood           108
Rocky Brittus             93
Murt Shepard              91
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr.       83
Kwesi Owusu               80
Des Morgan                59
Jamie O'Connor            58
Whoopski Deeski           49
Jordan Swinburn           37
Simone Finke              29

**7 Goals before the game started.
*2 Goals before the game started.

Update on World Cup players coming soon.

[5ergio]

16 goals in 23 games for Dortmund in Bundesliga, not bad considering the last few seasons at Marseille. Hopefully McIllmurray Jr. will get a foot hold in Germany and grow to be a big scorer.

[Charlesbeams]

World Cup Players

Australia - Nick Adam
Croatia - Igor Kesina and Mario Spehar
England - Matthew Cooper and Tom Skull
France - David Le Soire
Holland - Bakra, Jimmy Eastwood and Arie Kanarie
Italy - Jimmio Bowmanaggio
Nigeria - Kwesi Owusu
Serbia - Aleksander Radakovic
South Korea - Long Tym Toon Jr.

So 5 players miss out.

[Whoopy D]

I guess a move to Juventus could be ok, if they play me!

[rpvw]

Sweet. Still out for 2 weeks with a broken leg and still made it into the Dutch WC squad

[mightymariner]

Going to the WC and possibly a move away. Very good.

[ShyBaldBuddhist]

Simone Finke - Just 4 goals for Simone this season from 3(8) games and he'll be glad the season is over as he'll be leaving, possibly to Stuttgart who are interested. Napoli finished 6th in the league.

Not only will I be happy when the season is over. I will be delighted when my Napoli nightmare is done with. I'll be very happy with a move to Stuttgart.

KUTGW Charles. I'm also off on holiday soon so have to catch up in a few weeks.

[Charlesbeams]

Well hopefully i can get the September update done today so you can at least see where you might be.

[Charlesbeams]

World Cup 2018 Group Stage

Australia

Nick Adam - 3 Games 1 Goal

Croatia

Igor Kesina - 0(2) Games 0 Goals

Mario Spehar - 3 Games 2 Goals

England

Matthew Cooper - 0(2) Games 0 Goals

Tom Skull - 3 Games 1 Goal

France

David Le Soire - 3 Games 3 Goals

Holland

Bakra - 0(1) Games 0 Goals

Jimmy Eastwood - 2(1) Games 3 Goals

Arie Kanarie 1(1) Games 0 Goals

Italy

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - 3 Games 0 Goals

Nigeria

Kwesi Owusu - 3 Games 2 Goals

Serbia

Aleksander Radakovic - 3 Games 1 Goal

South Korea

Long Tym Toon Jr. - 3 Games 0 Goals

So 6 players and their countries are knocked out.

[jimbowmanuk]

I must be the only good Italian player, how can we finish bottom in a group involving China

[Charlesbeams]

No idea, i was quite surprised. The only goal and point Italy got was against China too.

[Charlesbeams]

World Cup 2018 Knockout Stage

England

Matthew Cooper - 0(2) Games 0 Goals

Tom Skull - 7 Games 2 Goals

France

David Le Soire - 4 Games 4 Goals

Holland

Bakra - 0(1) Games 0 Goals

Jimmy Eastwood - 2(2) Games 3 Goals

Arie Kanarie 3(1) Games 0 Goals

Nigeria

Kwesi Owusu - 5 Games 4 Goals

Certainly not the team i was expecting to win it .

Kwesi Owusu and Tom Skull were named in the subs for the Dream Team and David Le Soire was 3rd top scorer.

[Charlesbeams]

Going to holiday September now and do the same, just transfer update.

One quick thing for ShyBaldBuddhist, you have left Napoli and signed for a new club find out who later.

[ShyBaldBuddhist]

Going to holiday September now and do the same, just transfer update.

One quick thing for ShyBaldBuddhist, you have left Napoli and signed for a new club find out who later.

Thank the lord. Can't wait to find out who. I'm hoping for someone like Celtic. Big team in mediocre league to help me grab loads of goals. I still plan on winning this thing

[mightymariner]

Knocked out by Cameroon? Strange. But 3rd top scorer is good.

[Charlesbeams]

September 2018

We start of with Whoopski Deeski, who is unfortunately still with Liverpool. However he is wanted by Schalke and is unhappy at the club and is now unhappy at his national team because he's been dropped.

In injury news Edmond Doustourian has a torn knee ligament and will be spending the next 5-7 weeks out. Quique Sanchez-Tredwell has it worse though as he broke his leg and will be spending 5-6 months. There are a few smaller injuries, but most will return in up to a week.

In the only other transfer news, Simone Finke who left Napoli after a pretty horrid time there. He has moved home to Germany and will play for Werder Bremen. He's already got a few games too.

Pretty poor September really, was hoping for some more transfers or something.

[ShyBaldBuddhist]

Very happy with a move to Bremen. Watch me bang the goals in now

[bergtaur]

I have a feeling that if we beat Brazil in the penality shootout we would have won the whole thing. Ah well happy to be named to the Dream Team, even if it's as a sub.

[MattieCoopz]

Happy to have represented at the World Cup albeit in a losing effort, good ending to the season too on my end.

[AidanofLFC]

How do i only have 1 cap for England ??? looking at my stats they look brilliant, oh well at least Bolton are doing well now 9th is alright for them

[Spamjabber]

I really want Widow to leave Lorient, it is time for a move, Charles can you not like give him a nudge in the right direction?

[Charlesbeams]

I could, but i'm not going to he might eventually leave, although he may end up staying there until he retires.

I'm just about to see what's happened over September-February, hopefully some big transfers.