I Can Score Even More Goals Than You!

[Charlesbeams]

Oh no, Page 3 now

[Charlesbeams]

World Cup Group Stages

Australia - 4th in Group A

Nick Adam - 3 Games 0 Goals


Chile - 4th in Group C

Chopper - 0 Games 0 Goals


England - 1st in Group G

Jack Jacobs - 0(3) Games 0 Goals

Jack Ripper - 3 Games 2 Goals


France - 1st in Group F

David Le Soire - 1 Game 0 Goals


Holland - 1st in Group H

Arie Kanarie - 3 Games 1 Goal





So we lose 2 players, another update on the World Cup soon.

[Charlesbeams]

World Cup Knockout Stage

England - 2nd Round

Jack Jacobs - 1(3) Games 0 Goals

Jack Ripper - 4 Games 2 Goals

France - 3rd Place

David Le Soire - 1 Game 0 Goals

Holland - 2nd Round

Arie Kanarie - 4 Games 1 Goal

[rpvw]

Ffs, Greece, after such a promising group round? Just like Holland in real life (think EC 2008). Ah well, still notched up 4 WC games

[Charlesbeams]

Awards

Bakra - Feyenoord Fans Player of the Year

Chopper - Chilean Young Player of the Year

Josh Crane - Welsh League Top Goalscorer, Welsh Player of the Year and TNS Fans Player of the Year

Edmond Doustourian - Dnipro Fans Player of the Year

Arie Kanarie - Dutch Young Player of the Year, Groningen Fans Player of the Year

David Le Soire - Swiss Super League Top Goalscorer, Swiss Player of the Season, Swiss Young Player of the Year, Zurich Fans Player of the Year

Josh McLachlan - Scottish U-19 Player of the Season

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - Atlas Fans Player of the Year

Mathew Schneider - Ligue 1 Signing of the Season

Stuart Shaw - Premier League Top Goalscorer, Premier League Signing of the Season, Everton Fans Player of the Year

Cristian Sirera - MLS Top Goalscorer, Chicago Fire Fans Player of the Year

Thomas Weir - SPL Top Goalscorer, Scottish Player of the Year, Rangers Fans Player of the Year

[Britrock]

A goal every other game is ok, with a 7 avg in the league. Hopefully my injuries are behind me now and I can kick on next season with Vitesse.

[Spamjabber]

Woop top of the leaderboard, worried some big club is gona go in for me now and ruin the fine form! Great updates mate as usual! The dream is for the Bahamas to make the world cup.. may keep dreaming i think ^^

[skullage]

Agree with everyone else fantastic updates mate. I hope I can get a permanent move away from City soon!

[bjoggi33]

Hope I get more playtime! Love the frequent updates, keep it up.

[Lower Leagues Rule]

Wooohoo finally looks like Radakovic might get somewhere now 16 goals in 12(18) is a brilliant season now to build up and smash the whole Serie A.

[mightymariner]

2 from the top and went to the world cup! Nice.

[chopper99]

So, after scoring 4 goals in 5 games for Chile they don't even give me so much as a sub appearance in any of the world cup games . No wonder they only scored 1 goal.

Chilean young player of the year for 2 years running though

[ShyBaldBuddhist]

Simone Finke - Not a good season for Simone with just 1(6) games all season and no goals. Despite that, he is happy to play for the club. Napoli couldn't retain the title and finished in 7th.

I'm not happy that I'm now happy to be at the club Need to show a bit of ambition and request a move.

[PRDH]

The fans love me.

[MattieCoopz]

No idea, it'll be tough though with the amount of English strikers there are and 2 have already made it into the squad.

Also did you see that post i made about a Shane Cooper?

No I haven't no, please point me in the right direction about that one, impressed to see a 20 goal season at Fulham, it's a rare sight nowadays!

[Charlesbeams]

No I haven't no, please point me in the right direction about that one, impressed to see a 20 goal season at Fulham, it's a rare sight nowadays!

It's here, was just strange that it was the same surname and both in favourites.

[tommy1872]

very happy how things are going for me top goal score in the spl

[MattieCoopz]

Seen it now, possible to get screenies of this Shane Cooper, CB?

[Charlesbeams]

Sure, here you go. Not very good really

[MattieCoopz]

I'm convinced he won't make it at PL level, maybe in the lower leagues with determination and physicals for a 17 year old.

[toonbalmy87]

hmmm not to happy with my performance in turkey wehey Captain of the u21 South Korea team but booooo!!! didnt get a call up to the world cup

[Biscotti]

Very happy to be scoring in the games I am getting at Real, but I'm dropping back off the pace again and if I don't start making a mark soon I may never catch up

[5ergio]

As expected, McIllmurray Jr. on the decline. Last year of his contract, kinda eager to see what he'll do. Also first 2 caps for the national team with a goal, nice one Was that goal counted in the total though? I'm asking because I didn't see you mention it, just saw it from the screenshot.

[Charlesbeams]

It did count yes, i thought i'd already mentioned it though, turns out i didn't.

[David Corperial]

Why does my guy want to leave when he is getting starts in a top tier league?

[jamie.]

Jamie O'Connor definitely needs to get out on loan!

[Charlesbeams]

Why does my guy want to leave when he is getting starts in a top tier league?

Can't remember now and i've holidayed, meaning you've got your happiness back or moved clubs. Find out tonight at some point.

[Charlesbeams]

September 2014

Players

Nick Adam - No more goals yet for Nick but he has played in the first game of the season, hopefully even more by the end of the season. Is enjoying playing for Roma.

Bakra - Has returned from the dreaded Knee Tendonitis and is now ready to play again. No games yet though as he's only just come back. Could make his Holland debut in a friendly against Israel.

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - Jimmio scored 2 goals in 3 games for NAC before leaving Holland for Portugal to join FC Porto for £8m. 1 game played for his new club without a goal so far.

Rocky Brittus - Started the season well for Vitesse after 2 fairly average seasons already. 3 goals from 3 games so far and he is enjoying playing for the club.

Chopper - Chopper has left his home country and moved to Italy where he'll play for Palermo. He ended his last season at Colo Colo with 11 goals in 21(1) games and is now on 50 career goals.

Matthew Cooper - Matthew has played 3 games for Fulham so far in the new season and got himself 1 goal. Is enjoying playing for the club and thinks Sekou Oliseh is a good player.

Josh Crane - Was released by TNS for some reason and spent some time on Trial at Wigan before moving onto Leicester City, who are in the Premier League. He's played 3 games for his new club and scored 2 goals.

Whoopski Deeski - Has been sent out on loan away from Liverpool to join Werder Bremen for the season. So far he's just had the 1 sub appearance for the German side without a goal.

Edmond Doustourian - Has started the new season with Dnipro brilliantly with 9 goals scored from 12 games. 4 of those goals coming in the Europa League, helping them qualify for the groups.

Jimmy Eastwood - Has recovered from his broken leg and has made 1 sub appearance so far this season without a goal, hopefully he can still find the net. Is happy playing for the club.

Simone Finke - Not looking too good for Simone with no games played yet, but the league have only played 1, so is still in with a chance. Feels Edinson Cavani is a vital part of the team.

Ben Goldsmith - Ben has started the new season in the Premier League with 1 goal in his first 3 games. He will have to keep it up all season if Bristol are to have a chance at staying up.

Alejandro Hernandez - Is still with Xerez and has 1 goal already from 2 games played in the new season. Is enjoying playing for the club and pleased to be playing alongside Felipe Gutierrez.

Jack Jacobs - Jack is back from the World Cup and has started the new season well with 5 goals from 6 games. 3 of the goals helping West Brom qualify for the Europa League group stages.

Arie Kanarie - Another player back from the World Cup and starting the season well. 5 goals scored for Groningen already from 7 games played. Thinks Darko Lazovic is a good player.

Igor Kesina - A very good start for Igor with 7 goals from 5 first team games for Lille. Has been picked for the Croatia first team and could make his debut against England in a friendly.

David Le Soire - Back from the World Cup although he only made 1 appearance, but he's forgotten that now and has scored 9 goals in 11 games so far for Zurich and he takes top spot but only by 2 goals.

Aidan LFC - Aidan has started the new season well for Bolton, scoring 4 goals in his first 6 games. Will be hoping for plenty more as Bolton look to go straight back into the Premier League.

Long Tym Toon Jr. - Has left Turkey already after a poor season and has joined Lyon, possibly as a replacement for Mathew Schneider. Is in the reserve team and has scored 1 goal in 2 games.

Jason McIllmurray Jr. - A pretty good start for Jason from just 2 sub appearances, scoring 3 goals. Hopefully the manager will give Jason more chances this season. Has 1 goal in 1 games for the Reserves too.

Josh McLachlan - Is now one of the main strikers after Thomas Weir left the club and he's stepping up to it well with 12 goals scored in just 7 games. Has also got his first goals for Scotland.

Silvio Mella - Has played 3 games for the first team and scored 1 goal so far. Hopefully he'll be a regular now too as he hasn't played any reserve team games yet. PSG DM/MC/AMC/ST Kim Jung-Woo is in his favourites.

Des Morgan - No games yet for Des this season but plenty of games to go yet. Genoa reserve player Andre Senghor is in his favourites. Is optimistic about his future with the club.

Jamie O'Connor - Seems like he's staying at Spurs again and he's unhappy about it, he wants first team football and wants to leave the club. He has made 1 sub appearance though, without a goal.

Kwesi Owusu - Is in the Chelsea reserves and listed for loan so might not be making many appearances this season. However he has played 1 cup game so far and scored 1 goal for the club.

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - Stayed with Atlas and has already scored 7 goals in 8 games for the club. Unfortunately he's fractured his cheekbone, keeping him out of action for up to 3 weeks.

Aleksander Radakovic - Has made 4 sub appearances for Lazio so far this season and got himself 2 goals, getting him further away from the bottom. Has made 2 appearances for Serbia now, without a goal.

Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - Has started 4 games for Stoke so far this season and got himself 1 goal. Hopefully the 4 starts already means he'll be a regular this season. Is enjoying playing for the club.

Jack Ripper - Back from the World Cup and playing for Barcelona again. Just 2(1) games for the Spanish side without a goal so far this season. Is now worth £22m and is the most expensive of our players.

Mathew Schneider - Has left Lyon having been unhappy there despite playing quite often. He's gone to Spain to play for Valencia, where he has already got himself 2 goals from 3 first team starts.

Stuart Shaw - A good start to the new season for Stuart with 3 goals scored from 5 games. Current Scotland manager Malky Mackay must be blind not to have given Stuart his first Scotland cap.

Murt Shepard - It looks like it'll be another season sitting in the reserves for Murt. He has made 1 sub appearance in the league already though and 1 start in the cup, unfortunately without a goal.

Cristian Sirera - Cristian has left America having scored 7 goals in 10 games in his last season for Chicago Fire. He's joined up with Chopper at Palermo for £10.25m. Hasn't made any appearances for his new team just yet.

Tom Skull - Is back at Man City and straight into the reserve team, but has made 1 sub appearance without a goal so far. He is listed for loan and will be hopeful that a team will loan him come February.

Mario Spehar - Mario is in the first team still but without any games or goals yet this season. He is optimistic about his future at the club and feels Cristiano Ronaldo is a vital part of the team.

Jordan Swinburn - It's looking like Jordan won't be playing much again this season, but we can't be sure with just 1 game played in the league. For some reason Jordan has signed a new 3 year contract with Napoli.

The Mad Scot - Has started the new season with Celtic very well with 10 goals scored from 9 games. 8 of those goals have helped Celtic reach the Champions League group stage. Is happy playing for the club.

Thomas Weir - Thomas has left Scotland for England and is now a Chelsea player after they paid £11.25m for him. He's already played 3 games and got himself 3 goals for his new club.

White Widow - Has been knocked off the top spot, but only by 2 goals. He's scored 4 goals himself so far this season from 7 games, hoping to take Lorient a bit further than last season. Scored another goal for the Bahamas too.

Feliciano Zambrano Teles - Has started the new season with Atletico fairly well with 4 goals scored in 1(2) games. Has mainly played in Europe so far, but will be hopeful for more first team league starts.

Transfers
Jimmio Bowmanaggio - NAC Breda to FC Porto for £8m
Chopper - Colo Colo to Palermo for £4m
Josh Crane - TNS to Wigan on Trial then Free to Leicester City
Whoopski Deeski - Liverpool to Werder Bremen on Loan
Long Tym Toon Jr. - Gaziantepspor to Lyon for £5.75m
Mathew Schneider - Lyon to Valencia for £9.25m
Cristian Sirerar - Chicago Fire to Palermo for £10.5m
Thomas Weir - Rangers to Chelsea for £11.25m

Goals

David Le Soire           87
White Widow              85
Stuart Shaw              83
Jack Jacobs              82
Thomas Weir              81
Josh Crane               80
The Mad Scot             78
Jason McIllmurray Jr.    75
Arie Kanarie             73**
Matthew Cooper           72
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell  66
Alejandro Hernandez      63
Cristian Sirera          62**
Ben Goldsmith            60
Jimmio Bowmanaggio       59
Josh McLachlan           59
Jack Ripper              51
Chopper                  50*
Long Tym Toon Jr.        46
Feliciano Zambrano Teles 45
Bakra                    44
Rocky Brittus            41
Nick Adam                38
Mario Spehar             38
Edmond Doustourian       36
Aidan LFC                36
Igor Kesina              32
Silvio Mella             32
Mathew Schneider         31
Jimmy Eastwood           30
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr.      29
Jamie O'Connor           22
Aleksander Radakovic     22
Murt Shepard             22
Tom Skull                22
Whoopski Deeski          20
Des Morgan               19
Simone Finke             13
Kwesi Owusu              12   
Jordan Swinburn           1

**7 Goals before the game started.
*2 Goals before the game started.

Players that aren't scoring, remember you're still only 19, probably have another 15 or so more seasons to score plenty

[PRDH]

Really starting to find my form now.

From the experiences of seeing my strikers scoring, the qualifying rounds of Europe can be a gold mine of goals.

[tommy1872]

sad to leave my boyhod club but happy to go to chelsea

[18Rabbit]

September 2014

Players

The Mad Scot - Has started the new season with Celtic very well with 10 goals scored from 9 games. 8 of those goals have helped Celtic reach the Champions League group stage. Is happy playing for the club.

Go you crazy Scotsman!

[Deadmaninc21]

Glad to be back from injury. Cool to see that 2 players are now teammates at Palermo

[skullage]

At this rate I'll probably make a career in the Man City Reserves! I need a permanent move!

[jimbowmanuk]

£8 million transfer to Porto, can't be sniffed at. Bowmanaggio will be tearing up the Portuguese League

[Swinburn]

May have took 3 pages, but I've finally found this has started! Excited, even if I've only scored one. Suppose I always had a hard time picking Napoli, though I picked them over favoured club Man City. Good to see that Lavezzi is a favoured personnel. Nice that although unhappy, I stayed loyal.

[Whoopy D]

Well hopefully my move to Germany proves to be a good one, no point if I'm just gonna sit on the bench though.

[Charlesbeams]

May have took 3 pages, but I've finally found this has started! Excited, even if I've only scored one. Suppose I always had a hard time picking Napoli, though I picked them over favoured club Man City. Good to see that Lavezzi is a favoured personnel. Nice that although unhappy, I stayed loyal.

I'm glad you didn't react badly, plenty would have. I think Napoli play 4-5-1 or something, so only really 1 striker at the moment, hopefully your time will come though.


Holidaying while i'm off to the dentist, so might have an update for you before 12pm, depends how long it takes me to walk 3/4 miles.

[chopper99]

Palermo picking up 2 of us in the transfer window. Competition time!

[ShyBaldBuddhist]

Looks like me and Swinburn are stuck playing i-spy on the bench for a while longer. Manager needs to shape up and go with a 3 man attack. Me, Swinburn and Cavani would tear up the league.

Good update as usual Charles

[Swinburn]

Looks like me and Swinburn are stuck playing i-spy on the bench for a while longer. Manager needs to shape up and go with a 3 man attack. Me, Swinburn and Cavani would tear up the league.

Good update as usual Charles

We'd kill it, especially if Lavezzi and Hamsik are still there. To be fair, we're only little, so our time will come when Cavani and co eventually **** off.

[5ergio]

4 goals for McIllmurray Jr. in just 2 subs & a reserve game. Here's hoping he gets some playing time now or gets a good goal ratio to get a transfer out when his contract was running out, assuming he didn't sign a new one

[Charlesbeams]

2 players have now scored 100+ goals, just need to find out who got their 100th first

[ShyBaldBuddhist]

2 players have now scored 100+ goals, just need to find out who got their 100th first

My money is on Finke getting a run in the Napoli first team and has smashed all goalscoring records known to man to get there first

Or possibly White Widow was lucky and got there first

[Nottingham Forest]

Still doing crap, can I move yet?

[Charlesbeams]

Unfortunately not, you'll have to just wait and see what happens.

Have been a bit distracted by things so not started doing the update yet, should hopefully start around 4pm when it starts getting dark.

[Spamjabber]

My money is on Finke getting a run in the Napoli first team and has smashed all goalscoring records known to man to get there first

Or possibly White Widow was lucky and got there first

The beast from the Bahamas may have a good shout, Lorient is treating him well! Finke could surprise us all though! Napoli will be tough with Cavani still there.

[mightymariner]

Seems that I am doing very well, when will Man U come calling?

[Murt-the-Shepard]

Jesus, my butt must be numb on that bench haha.

[Tullem]

I'm hungry for another update, want Mella to be climbing the leaderboard rapidly soon!

[Charlesbeams]

It's coming, it's coming, just slowly :P should be up before 6 though

[chopper99]

I leave work at 5

[Charlesbeams]

I leave work at 5

Can you not check at home?

[Charlesbeams]

February 2015

Players

Nick Adam - Nick has scored 4 goals in 13(2) games so far for Roma, not too good really, but goals are goals. He's also got himself 4 more goals for Australia and is 5 goals away from 50 career goals.

Bakra - Is playing well for Feyenoord once again with 11 goals scored from 18 games played, 9 more goals to beat his best for a season. Is now over 50 career goals and has his first cap and goal for Holland against Australia.

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - Jimmio seems to have fit in nicely at Porto with 10 goals being scored in 16 games. Is enjoying playing for the club and thinks Marouane Fellaini is a vital part of the team.

Rocky Brittus - A very similar scene here, a couple of injuries stopping him from playing and not too many goals, just 6 from 11(3) games. He's currently injured with a broken cheekbone and will return in 3 weeks.

Chopper - Following his move to Palermo, he hasn't really been given much chance to play, with just 2(2) games played so far and 1 goal scored. Is unsettled. Has scored 1 more goal for Chile.

Matthew Cooper - Is having a pretty good season with Fulham so far with 14 goals scored from 26 games. Is classed as a wonderkid. Needs 15 more goals to reach 100 career goals, might be next season now.

Josh Crane - Josh hasn't really fit straight in to life in England with just 8 goals scored in 17(1) games for Leicester. Marvin Emnes and Joel Campbell are keeping him out of the team at the minute.

Whoopski Deeski - Is having a good season on loan in Germany, although he hasn't played too many games. He's played 13(7) so far and got himself 9 goals. Looks like he'll be heading back to Liverpool at the end of the season, with no fee agreed.

Edmond Doustourian - Still playing well for Dnipro and has 16 goals now from 24 games played. Dnipro are doing well too, they'll be playing Chopper and Cristian Sirera's Palermo in the Euro 2nd round and are 2nd in the league.

Jimmy Eastwood - Jimmy isn't having the best of seasons really with just 7 goals scored from 15(3) games for PSV. He's also currently injured and will return from his twisted knee in 8-12 days.

Simone Finke - Not looking good for the German, he hasn't scored any goals this season meaning over 2 years without a goal. He is rightfully unhappy and has made it public that he wants to leave the club.

Ben Goldsmith - Not going too well for Ben again in the Premier League, but 6 goals from 15(4) isn't too bad for a side that are struggling. Is pleased to be playing alongside Pajtim Kasami.

Alejandro Hernandez - Is having a very good season once again for Xerez with 18 goals scored from 23 games, 17 of those in the league, just 1 goal behind top scorer Cristiano Ronaldo.

Jack Jacobs - What a season he's having, 27 goals so far in 34(1) games. Is now on exactly 100 career goals and is also joint top scorer in the Europa League at present, still more games to go though.

Arie Kanarie - Is playing well for Groningen once again and is now just 11 goals away from 100 career goals. He's scored 14 so far this season from 28(1) games, plenty to go too.

Igor Kesina - A big difference from his first few seasons at Lille. Clearly having his best season for the French team with 17 goals scored in 22(1) games. He's also got himself 4 goals in 2 games for Croatia.

David Le Soire - Season is going pretty well for David with 16 goals scored in 25 games so far. He missed a couple of games in the new year with a fractured arm but is already back, ready to play. Needs 4 goals for 100.

Aidan LFC - Aidan is having a much better season so far, with 23 goals scored in 30(1) games for Bolton. Bolton look like they'll be going straight back to the Premier league.

Long Tym Toon Jr. - Hasn't played many games yet for Lyon, just 2 sub appearances for the first team without a goal and 6 reserve games with 7 goals scored. Unfortunately he's broken his leg and can't play for 4 more months.

Jason McIllmurray Jr. - Jason played 1 games for Marseille reserves with 1 goal scored and has played 3(7) for the first team with 5 goals. He was probably hoping for more. 1 more goal for N.Ireland too.

Josh McLachlan - Is probably glad that Thomas Weir left as he's had a great season so far. He's got himself 25 goals so far from 29(1) games. He's enjoying playing for the club.

Silvio Mella - Has played 1 game for the reserves with 3 goals scored, but has spent more time in the first team with 11 goals being scored in 12(8) games. He's also got himself 5 more goals for Malta and has over 50 career goals.

Des Morgan - Des is struggling to find the net at Genoa, but to be fair he isn't getting many chances. Just 3 first team starts and 8 sub appearances so far this season. Slowly slipping down the leaderboard.

Jamie O'Connor - Jamie has played 3(4) games for Spurs so far this season and got himself 1 goal. Really though, he needs to be going out on loan somewhere for more first team experience.

Kwesi Owusu - Is in the Chelsea reserves and has only had 3(2) games for the first team so far with 2 goals scored. He is another player that needs to be out on loan somewhere. Is learning from Fernando Torres, again?

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - Having a very good season again for Atlas with 18 goals scored in 21 games for the club. He's also got himself 7 more goals for Jamaica, who won the Caribbean Championship.

Aleksander Radakovic - Is having an even better season than the last with 17 goals already for Lazio in 12(11) games. He is currently out with fractures ribs and should return within 2 weeks.

Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - Is getting plenty of games for Stoke, but hasn't been able to find the net often. 20(3) games played and just 6 goals for the Icelandic striker. Has signed a new 2 year contract.

Jack Ripper - Jack is playing well for Barcelona when he is getting given games. 20(3) games played so far and 12 goals scored. He's also carrying on his good England career with 3 more goals.

Mathew Schneider - Has started his Valencia career well with 17 goals for the club from 28 games. He's got 9 in the league and 8 in the Europa League and he's currently 2nd top scorer in the competition.

Stuart Shaw - Stuart is once again having a brilliant season. He's got himself 20 goals so far for Everton from 31 games. He has spent the last 4 weeks out with a hernia and has 2 more weeks to go. 1 more goal til he reaches 100.

Murt Shepard - Murt has played 3(7) games for the first team so far this season but is still in the reserves. He is also listed for loan but no team are currently interested in taking him on. Has his first Ireland cap.

Cristian Sirera - Has started off his Palermo career well with 10 goals scored in 14(5) games. Is enjoying playing for the club and Abel Hernandez is currently in his favourites.

Tom Skull - Will be surprised to know he's played 7(7) games for the Man City first team and got himself 7 goals. He's unhappy though and want's to leave. He could be off to Liverpool as they are interested.

Mario Spehar - Mario again isn't playing very often but has played well with 5 goals scored from 5(5) games for the first team. Mesut Ozil is in his favourites and Mario is optimistic about his future at the club.

Jordan Swinburn - Jordan is finally getting more game time, it's only 3(5) appearances though but he's also got himself 2 more goals. Jordan is optimistic about his future with Napoli too.

The Mad Scot - Another good season so far for The Mad Scot with 17 goals scored in 24(2) games for Celtic, although 9 of those goals were scored in the Champions League, which they were knocked out of in the groups.

Thomas Weir - Thomas has fit in well with Chelsea and has got himself 17 goals from 23 games so far. Should probably be part of the Scotland main team by now, but he's just happy playing in the U-21 side. Needs 5 goals to reach 100.

White Widow - What a season he's having, it's been helped by a lot of goals for the Bahamas though. He's got 16 in 26 for Lorient so far and 17 goals in just 11 for Bahamas. He's now on 26 in 20 for his country. Reach 100 goals first and is now 12 goals ahead of the rest.

Feliciano Zambrano Teles - Is playing pretty well for Atletico with 10 goals in 11(7) games so far this season. Feliciano is happy playing for the club and Falcao is now in his favourites.

Wanted
Tom Skull - Liverpool

Goals

White Widow             112
Jack Jacobs             100
Stuart Shaw              99
Thomas Weir              95
David Le Soire           94
Arie Kanarie             89**
Josh Crane               86
Matthew Cooper           85
The Mad Scot             85
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell  84
Alejandro Hernandez      80
Jason McIllmurray Jr.    79
Josh McLachlan           72
Cristian Sirera          72**
Jimmio Bowmanaggio       71
Jack Ripper              66
Ben Goldsmith            65
Bakra                    56
Aidan LFC                55
Chopper                  52*
Long Tym Toon Jr.        52
Silvio Mella             51
Feliciano Zambrano Teles 51
Mathew Schneider         47
Igor Kesina              46
Nick Adam                45
Rocky Brittus            44
Edmond Doustourian       43
Mario Spehar             43
Jimmy Eastwood           37
Aleksander Radakovic     37
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr.      34
Whoopski Deeski          29
Tom Skull                29
Murt Shepard             28
Jamie O'Connor           23
Des Morgan               19
Simone Finke             13
Kwesi Owusu              13   
Jordan Swinburn           3

**7 Goals before the game started.
*2 Goals before the game started.

[Nottingham Forest]

Slowly slipping down the leaderboard? Are you trying to be funny CB. I've been at the bottom and haven't moved for about three updates.

[ShyBaldBuddhist]

Simone Finke - Not looking good for the German, he hasn't scored any goals this season meaning over 2 years without a goal. He is rightfully unhappy and has made it public that he wants to leave the club.

Got to follow it through with a transfer request. Need to take one step back to move forward now. Drop down a league or two and get confidence back before securing a big move to a big club who appreciates me.

[skullage]

Wow finally getting some first team action for City! Still wouldn't mind going to Liverpool though, less competition for a starting place there.

[Charlesbeams]

Slowly slipping down the leaderboard? Are you trying to be funny CB. I've been at the bottom and haven't moved for about three updates.

Was not intended to be funny no, i must have just looked at the tables wrong. sorry about that.

[Spamjabber]

Caribbean master at work!

[Tullem]

Silvio Mella - Has played 1 game for the reserves with 3 goals scored, but has spent more time in the first team with 11 goals being scored in 12(8) games. He's also got himself 5 more goals for Malta and has over 50 career goals.

Quite happy with that

[PRDH]

Edmond Doustourian - Still playing well for Dnipro and has 16 goals now from 24 games played. Dnipro are doing well too, they'll be playing Chopper and Cristian Sirera's Palermo in the Euro 2nd round and are 2nd in the league.

This is turning into a very nice season for Doustourian. Palermo will be no match for the might of Dnipro!

[letissierandhenryaregreat]

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell is slowly climbing up the leaderboard...

[Thandui]

Pleased with where my guy stands, almost as much goals as Ronaldo! Glad to still be at Xerez, getting plenty of games and goals

[bjoggi33]

C'mon time to hit the frame boy!

[MattieCoopz]

Not performing too badly atm, good news that I'm classed as a wonderkid, might attract some attention from elsewhere though.

[Charlesbeams]

Holidaying again so MIGHT have an end of season update tonight.

[Swinburn]

Jordan Swinburn - Jordan is finally getting more game time, it's only 3(5) appearances though but he's also got himself 2 more goals. Jordan is optimistic about his future with Napoli too.

Woo! Glad to be getting a bit more game time, but I feel sorry for Finke!

[Whoopy D]

Whoopski Deeski - Is having a good season on loan in Germany, although he hasn't played too many games. He's played 13(7) so far and got himself 9 goals. Looks like he'll be heading back to Liverpool at the end of the season, with no fee agreed.

Noooo!! Somebody get me out of there. Doing well in Germany though so hopefully Liverpool will realise I'm good enough to start.

[bergtaur]

Time for a move away from Chelsea

[bambi holt]

A bit annoyed with myself for missing out on this, not sure how I didn't see it. Any chance I can join in as a regen now or when other players retire and start over?

[Britrock]

Is my injury proneness rating through the roof? Can that rating go up over a career? I seem to have been injured in every report so far.

[Charlesbeams]

A bit annoyed with myself for missing out on this, not sure how I didn't see it. Any chance I can join in as a regen now or when other players retire and start over?

Once players have retired i'll let others join in, otherwise we'll have too many people to focus on. I imagine some will probably not bother with a regen or just stop following for 1 reason or another, so hopefully we can get a few more in then.

Is my injury proneness rating through the roof? Can that rating go up over a career? I seem to have been injured in every report so far.

Doesn't seem to be major injuries, but just daft little things that keep you out for a days to weeks. Hopefully as you get older you'll become less injury prone.

[toonbalmy87]

Oh ffs Broken leg you have to be kidding why the hell didn't he stay in Turkey Greedy barsteward

[David Corperial]

Wow, went to Spain and have been doing great, a slow start has been completely nullified as I'm really starting to score at will.

[Charlesbeams]

Working on the end of season update now, so many goals scored considering the players are only just about to turn 20.

[PRDH]

Looking forward to it Charlesbeams. Your rate of updates is incredible, really builds the momentum of the sign up!

I'm hoping Doustourian will have picked up a few of those goals to power Dnipro past Palermo!

[Charlesbeams]

Thanks. I'm trying to get as many done as i can before i go back to "work" just voluntary stuff, but i'm away from the computer more often than usual, so there'd be slightly less updates, but still 1 a day i reckon.

It definitely helps that i can just leave it running though, if i'm doing something else.

[Charlesbeams]

End of Season 2014/15

Players

Nick Adam - Nick had a good season for Roma, scoring 14 goals in 25(3) games. He seems to be a regular for Australia now too with 6 goals scored in 7 over the season. Roma had a better season and finished 7th.

Bakra - Had a good season again but could have been better if he hadn't been kept out for 5 weeks towards the end of the season with injuries. He scored 16 from 25 games and Feyenoord finished in 9th place.

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - Jimmio fit in well at Porto, scoring 13 goals from 22 games and he's caught the eye of Italy Manager Cesare Prandelli and could make his debut against Wales. Portuguese leagues aren't loaded at the minute.

Rocky Brittus - Rocky reached double figures for the first time since leaving Chelmsford. He got 11 goals from 19(5) games for Vitesse, he needs 1 goal for 50 career goals. Vitesse finished 5th in the league and got themselves a Euro place.

Chopper - Wasn't given many opportunities for Palermo in his first season, just 4(4) games overall and 1 goal scored. He got himself 6 for Chile though. Palermo ended up winning the league and were Italian Cup semi finalists.

Matthew Cooper - Another good season for Matthew with 19 goals being scored from 39 games. Fulham finished 12th in the Premier League and were also League Cup semi-finalists. Is considering his options.

Josh Crane - A pretty good season for Josh and it was very different from his seasons in Wales. He got 12 goals overall from 29(2) games. Hopefully he'll get more next season. Leicester did well and finshed 11th in the Premier League.

Whoopski Deeski - Didn't score any more goals this season for Werder and ends with 9 goals in 15(7). He'll now be heading back to Liverpool to warm up the bench again. German leagues aren't loaded at this time.

Edmond Doustourian - A great season for Edmond with 22 goals being scored in 34 games. He helped Dnipro win the Ukrainian league but unfortunately they were knocked out of the cup and Europa League. 1 more goal to reach 50.

Jimmy Eastwood - Jimmy ended the season with just 10 goals for PSV from 20(5) games played. PSV finished 3rd in the League and they won the Dutch Cup, in which Jimmy started, but couldn't find the net.

Simone Finke - Simone ended up playing just 3(5) games for Napoli and finding the net twice and is now enjoying playing for the club. Napoli ended up finishing 6th in the league and they also won the Italian Cup.

Ben Goldsmith - Ben played 29(4) games for Bristol this season and got himself 12 goals for the club. He is now transfer listed though. Has been called up for England and could make his debut soon. Bristol, as expected, were relegated.

Alejandro Hernandez - Fantastic season for Alejandro as he scores 26 goals in 39 games for Xerez. His goals helped Xerez finish 6th, getting a Europa League place. He was also joint Top Scorer with Cristiano Ronaldo, although Ronaldo played less games.

Jack Jacobs - Very good season for Jack again with 33 goals being scored for West Brom in 52(2) games. He is still goaless for England from 8 games. West Brom finished 9th in the Premier League. Was joint 3rd top scorer with Thomas Weir.

Arie Kanarie - It's another 20 goal season for Arie with 20 scored in 40(1) games. He also got 9 goals all season for Holland from 8 games. Groningen did well again and finished in 4th place. He was joint 2nd top scorer with 3 other players.

Igor Kesina - Clearly his best season yet for Lille with 23 goals being scored in 39(1) games. To top the season off he got 4 goals in 2 for Croatia all season. Lille finished 5th in the league and he was named top scorer.

David Le Soire - Brilliant season once again for David who has now scored over 100 goals just for Zurich. He got himself 34 goals this season in 43 games as Zurich won the league and his goal in the Swiss Cup Final was enough for them to win it.

Aidan LFC - Much better now for Aidan as he is playing more often. He played 38(1) games for Bolton and got himself 25 goals in the Championship. Hopefully will still be in the team now that Bolton will be back in the Premier League.

Long Tym Toon Jr. - Not a good season for him really after he moved to Lyon. He got himself 7 goals in 7 games for the reserve team, but 0 goals for the first team from just 2 sub appearances. Is hoping to go out on loan. Lyon finished 3rd and runner up of both cups.

Jason McIllmurray Jr. - Jason played just 2 games for the reserves and got himself 2 goals. He also got 7 in 9(10) for the first team as Marseille finished 2nd and won the Coupe de la Lige. He got 3 goals for N.Ireland too, helping them win the 4 Associations Tournament.

Josh McLachlan - Unfortunately Josh tore his calf muscle in Feb and didn't get any more goals, ending the season on 25 from 30(1) games. Rangers finished 2nd in the league. Josh was joint 2nd top scorer with The Mad Scot.

Silvio Mella - A great season for Silvio finally, as he scored 18 goals this season from 27(9) games for the first team, he got 3 for the reserves too. He scored 8 goals in 6 for Malta. PSG finished 4th in the league.

Des Morgan - Des is struggling for goals still with just 1 scored all season in 7(11) games, could be a lack of chances. Seems to be a first team starter now though so hopefully better to come next season. Genoa finished 11th.

Jamie O'Connor - So from needing to go out on loan, he seems to have become a first team player. He's played 16(8) games all season and got himself 13 goals. Spurs won the League and Jamie got himself a goal in the FA Cup final, which Spurs als won, 2-0.

Kwesi Owusu - Kwesi didn't play any more first team games for Chelsea and ends the season with just 2 goals from 2(3) games. He is still listed for loan, but no teams are interested. Chelsea finished 3rd and were League Cup runners up.

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - Played 36 games for Atlas this season and got himself 27 goals before breaking his foot, keeping him out for 7 weeks already, 3 months to go. He got 8 in 8 for Jamaica too this season. Atlas finished 9th in the Opening Stage and runners up in the Closing Stage.

Aleksander Radakovic - Brilliant season for Aleksander as he passes the 50 goal mark having scored 31 goals in 27(12) for Lazio. Still looking for his first Serbia goal though. Lazio finished 13th in the league and were Italian Cup runners up.

Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - Had a better season than the last with 12 goals scored from 32(4) games for Stoke as they just survive relegation having finished 17th in the league. Tongo Doumbia is in his favourites.

Jack Ripper - Another good season at Barcelona for Jack with 18 goals scored in 33(9) games as well as 6 goals in 7 games for England. Barcelona finished 4th in the league but won the Club World Cup, Spanish Cup and Jack scored the winner in a 1-0 win over rivals Real Madrid in the Champions League final.

Mathew Schneider - Mathew had a great first season, playing 51(1) games for Valencia and getting 26 goals for the club. His goals helped Valenica finish 2nd in the league and to win the Euro Cup. He didn't get a goal in the final but was joint top scorer with team mate Yannis Tafer, who played 1 less game.

Stuart Shaw - Stuart had a 2nd fantastic season at Everton with 31 goals scored in 48 games. He is now over 100 career goals. He finally got his first caps for Scotland, scoring 1 goal. Everton finished 7th in the league.

Murt Shepard - Had a good season considering he'd probably be expecting to be in the reserves. He got 9 goals for Arsenal from 5(8) games. Robin Van Persie is in his favourites. Arsenal finished 4th in the league and won the League Cup, Shepard was an unused sub in the final.

Cristian Sirera - A good season for Cristian and well worth the £10.5m Palermo paid. He got himself 22 goals and helped Palermo win the league. He is enjoying playing for the club. Cristian is still looking for his first Spain cap.

Tom Skull - Tom ended up playing quite a lot of games for City come the end of the season and is now seen as a rotation player. He scored 12 goals in all from 17(17) games. Man City finished 2nd in the Premier League.

Mario Spehar - Mario had a pretty good season for Real with 9 goals scored from 10(13) games played. Real Madrid won the league and were Champions League runners up. Mario made an appearance in the final, but was only given 16 minutes.

Jordan Swinburn - Jordan played 4(9) games for Napoli this season and got himself 4 goals, hopefully things will get better next season and he'll be a regular. Is enjoying playing for the club. Napoli finished 6th in the league and won the Italian Cup.

The Mad Scot - Another good season for The Mad Scot with 28 goals for Celtic in 37(2) games. He also got his Scotland debut in the 4 Associations Tournament and got 2 goals. Celtic won the league, League Cup and Scottish Cup. Man Utd are after him.

Thomas Weir - A great first season at Chelsea for the scotsman with 22 goals scored in 36(1) games. He was another playing getting his first Scotland caps and now has 3 in 3. Is also on 100 career goals. Chelsea finished 3rd and were League Cup runners up.

White Widow - A brilliant season for White Widow with 23 goals in 40 games for Lorient and 20 goals in 13 for Bahamas. Despite enjoying playing for the club, he's considering his options. Lorient were named Champions of France for the first time ever.

Feliciano Zambrano Teles - A very good season for Feliciano with 19 goals for the Atletico Madrid first team in 23(11) games. Atletico finished 5th in the league and he is enjoying playing for the club.

Wanted
The Mad Scot - Man Utd

Goals

White Widow             124
David Le Soire          112
Stuart Shaw             111
Jack Jacobs             106
Thomas Weir             100
The Mad Scot             98
Arie Kanarie             97**
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell  94
Matthew Cooper           90
Josh Crane               90
Alejandro Hernandez      88
Jason McIllmurray Jr.    84
Cristian Sirera          84**
Jack Ripper              75
Jimmio Bowmanaggio       74
Josh McLachlan           72
Ben Goldsmith            71
Bakra                    61
Silvio Mella             61
Feliciano Zambrano Teles 60
Nick Adam                58
Aidan LFC                57
Chopper                  57*
Mathew Schneider         56
Igor Kesina              52
Long Tym Toon Jr.        52
Aleksander Radakovic     51
Rocky Brittus            49
Edmond Doustourian       49
Mario Spehar             47
Jimmy Eastwood           40
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr.      40
Jamie O'Connor           35
Tom Skull                34
Murt Shepard             31
Whoopski Deeski          29
Des Morgan               20
Simone Finke             15
Kwesi Owusu              13   
Jordan Swinburn           5

**7 Goals before the game started.
*2 Goals before the game started.

Incase anyone is wondering, i add together everyones totals before each update, just to make sure they are correct. If any are incorrect, then it'll be sorted the next time round.

And the top goalscorers goals are counted from what his seasons history says. For example White Widow has 43 now, but could scored more in friendlies for Bahamas therefore he might be at 45 on his history.

[Spamjabber]

Leading Lorient to a Ligue 1 title is amazing work! I am surprised a bigger club hasn't bid for him yet? But he is getting plenty of games for Lorient and I hope his run can continue! Great updates CB. How many seasons has he been at Lorient now then?

[Charlesbeams]

That was only his 3rd season at Lorient. Remember he and everyone else are only just about to turn 20, so there is still plenty of time for big teams to come in will get holidaying now and we might even get another update up before the FA Cup highlights start on ITV later (when i'll be turning my pc off).

Will post again about awards, not sure the cups ones is that necessary as nobody is really playing in them and if they are, we find out about it anyway. I will make posts about World Cup and Euros though.

[jamie.]

finally got a run in the team and contributing to cup wins! good end!

[ShyBaldBuddhist]

Simone Finke - Simone ended up playing just 3(5) games for Napoli and finding the net twice and is now enjoying playing for the club. Napoli ended up finishing 6th in the league and they also won the Italian Cup.

Got some goals \o/

Can I change my surname to Fickle due to the constant changing of being happy/unhappy at being at the club? At least I am showing good signs of progression attribute wise. Napoli need to stop hoarding strikers if they are not going to play more than one at a time. Swinburn and I should be given the chance to show what we can do.

[skullage]

Nice to see me getting into the City squad and scoring a few goals!

[MattieCoopz]

Happy with how it's going so far at Fulham, will be interesting if he follows through with considering his options.

[Goldyrulz]

Relegated again and now transfer listed, interesting to see who, if anybody, comes in for me. And an England call up now, certainly going up in the world!

[Lower Leagues Rule]

An excellent season there from Radakovic, 70 odd goals behind the leaders though. A few more 30+ goal seasons should see him in the race, but it could take a miracle season to get there.

[Tullem]

Yes Mella! Finally a good season, slowly climbing the leaderboard, will be top soon

[rpvw]

I'm tearing it up on the international stage, 13 scored in 14 caps Time to move to a bigger club, bigger leagues await.

[5ergio]

40 goals behind already Signed a new contract appearantly, at least seeing a bit more game time for OM. 4 goals for the national team as well, not bad.

[Charlesbeams]

Bakra - Dutch Young Player of the Year and Feyenoord Fans Player of the Year

Matthew Cooper - Fulham Fans Player of the Year

Edmond Doustourian - Dnipro Fans Player of the Year

Alejandro Hernandez - La Liga Top Spanish Goalscorer and Xerez Fans Player of the Year

Igor Kesina - Ligue 1 Top goalscorer

David Le Soire - Swiss Super League Top Goalscorer, Swiss Player of the Season, Swiss Young Player of the Year and Zurich Fans Player of the Year

Aidan LFC - Bolton Fans Player of the Year

Josh McLachlan - Scottish Football Writers Player of the Year

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - Atlast Fans Player of the Year

Aleksander Radakovic - Serie A and Italian Cup Top Goalscorer

Mathew Schneider - Spanish Young Player of the Year

Stuart Shaw - Everton Fans Player of the Year

Murt Shepard - FA Cup Top Goalscorer

The Mad Scot - Scottish Player of the Year and Celtic Fans Player of the Year

Thomas Weir - Premier League Signing of the Season

White Widow - FC Lorient Fans Player of the Year

[Lower Leagues Rule]

Awesome the top Goalscorer in one of the best leagues in the world, I really couldn't ask for more. Bring on the Serbian revolution in Italy!

[MattieCoopz]

Happy to get some acknowledgement from the fans with that award!

[Biscotti]

Still getting games and a good return at Real, but I'd definitely like to start more games next season.

[Murt-the-Shepard]

FA Cup top goalscorer. Good times. Hopefully break into the first team now!!!!

[JohnTerry26]

Ligue 1 Top Scorer. The future is great for me

[mightymariner]

Lots of awards for me

[Charlesbeams]

Let's try and get to page 4 before the next update, so at least 4 more posts after mine

I'm yet to write it up though but included in it are 3 transfers, 1 of whom is joining another player and....goals as usual.

[toonbalmy87]

so i wont be scoring many goals i will probably be on the move again aha!

[Murt-the-Shepard]

Let's try and get to page 4 before the next update, so at least 4 more posts after mine

I'm yet to write it up though but included in it are 3 transfers, 1 of whom is joining another player and....goals as usual.

Shepard to score loads of goals and top the leaderboard?

[Swinburn]

Good to see the games coming a bit more. Intrigued about these transfers, wonder if me or Finke are one of them!

[Nottingham Forest]

I hope I've moved, if not .