Des Tiny's
Agrupación Deportiva Parla

Liga BBVA
End of Season 2022/23
Too Many Battlegrounds
The Season
In Brief
Predicted: 15th
Actual: 11th (Graph)
Cup: 4th Round vs Sevilla - Leg 1 - Leg 2
Europe: 2nd Knockout vs Stuttgart
Manager: DesTiny - History
Season Tickets: 12,803 (^1057 [Avg Att: 15670])
Finances: €49.5M (8th in ESP [^8] 72nd in World [NE])
Euro Coefficients: 63rd [^161]
Transfers: 2022/23 - 15 In (€10.5M) 18 Out (€16.5M) 2 Loaned (€0)
Squad: First Squad, Under 19s, Others
General News
Financially we made a huge profit this season, we also managed to expand our youth network, our youth coaching and increase our Training Facilities and Youth Facilities (Both being upgraded again for completion in October). An attempt to expand our stadium was let down by poor attendance in the Europa League (Avg:9088) compared to the Liga BBVA (Avg:17844), but hopefully we can build on a good solid season rebuilding here and use it to boost the finances even more, bring in some young future stars, and possibly replace some weak points in the side. We moved up to 20th in Reputation in Spain, while financially we made it into 8th and also well into the top 100 in the world as we moved into 72nd spot. Another profit in transfers is helpful, though I will probably spend the remaining 7M before the season changeover in an attempt to bring in some young prospects.
Teams wanting to Des Tiny to Manage them: Villareal, Sevilla, USA, Deportivo, At.Madrid, Espanyol, R.Sociedad, Gimnastic, Cartagena, Valencia, & Almeria.
My Aims for 2022/23
1) Qualify for Europe - Failed 11th in League
2) Get through Europa Group Stage - Achieved 2nd Knockout Round
3) Concede Less Goals (<63) - Failed 68 conceded
La Liga BBVA
Champions: Barcelona
Another season started with a loss in the first game, this time we lost to Espanyol 4-3, not the worst loss, but it had me worried as we faced several top teams at the start. We managed 6 straight wins over R.Madrid (H), At.Madrid (A), Athletic (H), R.Sociedad (A), Sevilla (H) & Betis (A) before losing to Villareal 6-1 (A). That run left us in the top 3 after a great start and we were delighted with the start. We did win our next 3 league games, but then the season fell apart as we lost 4 straight, then Win, Draw, Win followed by 12 games without a win, at this point we looked clear with 37pts, no-one had been relegated that high before, though we were in serious trouble and this season Cartegena went down with 39pts. I needed some serious help, and it came as we managed to turn it around going 4-2-1 before losing to Barcelona on the final day to finish 11th. I was disappointed given how high flying we had been earlier in the season, but really in the end happy to get out of a terrible slump that was killing the team.
Best Results: at Leganes 6:1, vs R.Madrid 4:0, at At.Madrid 3:0
Worst Results: at Villareal 1:6, vs At.Madrid 3:5, at Getafe 0:5
Season Review
Young PotY: Ondrej Linhart 1st, Christophe Legendre 2nd.
Golden Boot: Jesus Montiquin 3rd (22)
Most Assists: Ondrej Linhart 1st (22)
Player of the Year: Ondrej Linhart 2nd
Team of Season: DC - David Sedlacek, Subs - Ondrej Linhart
Worst Signing: Stephane Ireke 2nd (4.5M)
Fixtures 1-19
Fixtures 20-38
Player Stats
Team Stats
Spanish Cup
Champions: Barcelona
Well we disappointingly lost the two-legged 4th round to Sevilla, hopefully next season we can get a better draw and have a shot at going a bit further. This is getting silly.
Fixtures
Europa League
Champions: Inter
Well my aim all along had been to make it past the group stage and into the knock-out phase, well that was achieved and a little bit more.
Qualifying: vs Olympiakos - (H) 4:1 & (A) 4:2 => 8:3
Group Stage: vs Rangers, PSV & Trnava => Table: 1st
1st Knockout: vs Trabzonspor - (A) 5:1 & (H) 1:1 => 6:2
2nd Knockout: vs Stuttgart - (H) 2:3 & (A) 2:1 => 4:4a
I blitzed past Olympiakos with some great goalscoring, and then did some amazing things in the group stage managing to top the group with the only loss coming at Ibrox in the opening game. We scored 22 goals and only conceded 6, I was very happy to draw Trabzonspor in the 1st round as this was a team I was sure I could get past and going to Turkey for the first round proved that as we blew them out 5:1, coming back home I played a lot more conservatively and it showed as we actually allowed them to gain a draw, but it put us into the next round. Drawing Stuttgart I was mildly happy as there were much worse draws out there, and only a late goal at Parla Stadium saw them win the first leg, and we managed to win at their ground, but disappointingly this saw us go down on away goals, allowing that late one at Parla Stadium was the difference. Stuttgart ended up as losing finalists as they were beaten by Inter in the final.
Fixtures
Player Stats
Team Stats
Map of European Travels

The Youth
Well my youth side were targeted for their competitions this season, I made some signings, and also made sure I had more players in that squad because I was hoping they could become the future of my club. Still looking for that star Parla Youth Prospect, we have several who are expected to be 2-3 stars, but that will never make my starting line-up. The group we had down there though did brilliantly as they came second in the league by only 3pts to Real Madrid and lost in the Semi Finals of the Cup to Barcelona. I was delighted with the efforts.
Players of the Season: Def - Soren Ostergaard (DR), Mid - Matthias Wagner (DM), Fwd - Amirudin Delalic (ST)
League Table
Cup
Under 19s Stats
The Players
Squad Stats
Key Stars
Bold: Starter, Italic: Youngster
Goalies
GK: Perninha (BRA) - A solid season at the back, there were a lot of freak goals letting him down, I'm hoping that a good off season will see him improve markedly and able to stop some goals from the top boys in the new season.
GK: Musa Karabas (TUR) - He didn't play this season, but he has the potential to shoot into the starters job, will be given a chance in some of the games next season.
Defenders
DR: Aaron Garner (ENG) - A huge season from the Englishman at the back, he helped down the sideline and was always there feeding the ball forward to Linhart who would then get the ball across into the box. I think Garner is going to be a major player in our squad going forward.
DC: David Sedlacek (CZE) - The best defender in our team, not only is he amazing at the back, but he also gets up for corners and free kicks and scores goals. He was a complete superstar this season and will look to improve on it forwards into the new season.
DC: Liam Parry (WAL) - The Welsh star has been very good in his efforts this season, there were times when the fans were yelling for me to drop him, but I kept him in the squad and he did a very good job for us. He also played a part in the Welsh side that won the Four Associations Trophy this season.
DL: Zednek Moravec (CZE) - The young left back played in 43 games this season for the club and started to show his skill near the end of the season, he will be hoping to step up a little more as he tries to stay ahead of Johannsen in the pecking order and become the clear leader at left back.
DR: Soren Ostergaard (DEN) - An excellent season in the youth side has seen him come into contention, and if he can grow towards his potential then he is likely to be the starter in short order.
DC: Juan Carlos Sanchez (MEX) - I am not sure how long he will be willing to stay as a back-up, but right now he is brilliant cover for Parry and Sedlacek as they both need breaks every now and then. Sanchez comes in and does a very solid job for the side at the back.
DC: Paul Wills (USA) - He came in January as further cover for the back, as a foreigner he may struggle to make it into the side, but will see if he can challenge the top guys come August.
DL: Jonas Johannsen (DEN) - The young starlet will be looking to expand his play time in the new season and also get up his average rating because he didn't do as well as I believe he can.
Midfielders
MC: Bife (BRA) - The young Brazilian was a little bit less consistent this season, but he is still the best centre midfielder in my squad, 6 goals and 5 assists a bit of a let down, but he will bounce back.
MC: Ercan Yildirim (TUR) - Our Captain was not quite there again this season, but no one came forward to challenge him for the role, so I have made some tactical adjustments, and its possible that this will correct the issues, hoping he can do more in the new season.
AMR: Ondrej Linhart (CZE) - He won the Young Player of the Year, and was runner-up in the Overall PotY as well, an epic season for the young Czech, he is supposed to be the next Rosicky and he is showing some serious skill. The youngster managed to score 12 goals and grab an incredible 30 assists (A New Record) through the season to definitely lead the players this year.
AMC: Christophe Legendre (FRA) - A huge season from the new signing, he leaped in feet first and started the season well and he continued right throughout as he scored 8 goals and assisted on another 17.
AML: Rudy Rousseau (FRA) - The replacement for Bumbera did alright, but nothing special though he definitely scored my goal of the year in a loss, but a good one. If he continues to improve he will be a shoo-in for the starting spot.
MC: Stephane Ireke (CMR) - He was looking to step up and replace Yildirim in the more defensive role, but he just couldn't cement his place. Ireke will be hoping that he can seize his chance during the preseason and get into that starting line-up.
MC: Darren Thidiela (RSA) - He really did nothing to help himself, 1 goal in 10(12) appearances which is a bit poor, look to see if he goes on the market.
MC: Matthias Wagner (GER) - A excellent season in the youth side has seen him leap into contention for a top team spot in the new season, especially as no one has managed really assert themselves in the more defensive centre mid position and he seems perfectly suited to it.
AMR: Besik Gabelia (GEO) - A solid season as a back-up, the Georgian managed to play behind Linhart perfectly, when he stepped in he did his job and was always a good choice.
AMC: Pal Antal (SRB) - Is really nothing but a solid back-up, he should be slightly better than Legendre, but he never seems to perform when he gets a chance.
AML: John Kieffer (BEL) - He is a very good back-up and manages to do well when our seniors need a rest, one for the future.
Strikers
ST: Jesus Montiquin (ARG) - 50 games for my star striker this season saw him score 37 goals, he managed to be top goalscorer in the Europa League as well as in the top 3 in the Liga BBVA, he has done a brilliant job and will continue to play upfront into the new season.
ST: Thabang Radebe (RSA) - With Montiquin performing how he is Radebe has yet to be given a chance in the starting line-up and he is really pushing for it now, he is even transfer listed as he wants to leave that much, he will be hoping to get a chance upfront or be somewhere else at the end of the preseason.
ST: Jose Freitas (POR) - The second best striker in our youth squad still managed 20 goals through the season, he will be looking to fight Delalic for the reserve spot throughout the off season.
ST: Amirudin Delalic (SUI) - The youngster had an incredible season for the Under 19s this year and could look at an expanded role in the senior side if there is a sale as expected given both top strikers want to be playing first team football.
The History
The 100 Club
Code:
Player Nation Pos Caps Goals Assists Conc Clean MoM Yellow Red Av Rat
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Ercan Yildrim TUR MC 185 (9) 12 24 0 0 6 23 1 6.97
Herlein, Miguel* POR ST 175 (4) 139 46 0 0 36 19 1 7.56
Taygun Kuru* TUR MLC 164 (1) 18 72 0 0 5 24 0 7.14
Gomes, Andre* POR MC 144(12) 24 36 0 0 8 32 1 7.15
Sedlacek, David CZE DC 145 (0) 37 5 0 0 13 12 0 7.33
Bumbera, Mario* SVK ML 127(18) 28 60 0 0 9 28 1 7.14
Aranda, Juan Francisco* ESP DR 126(10) 0 14 0 0 0 45 2 6.98
Guillou, Bruno* FRA DM 132 (0) 2 8 0 0 0 22 1 7.02
Kivanc Ozlu* TUR DC 121 (0) 36 7 0 0 18 23 1 7.31
Montiquin, Jesus ARG ST 116 (2) 83 29 0 0 14 22 2 7.34
Moravec, Zdenek CZE DL 111 (5) 0 9 0 0 2 43 3 6.97
Wagner, Tobias* GER DL 87(27) 5 7 0 0 5 28 2 7.09
Tayfun Sen* TUR ML 78(34) 23 32 0 0 2 10 0 7.12
Delgado, Roberto (YP3)* ESP MLC 80(31) 5 38 0 0 3 18 2 7.00
Malheiro, Nuno* POR DL 84(26) 1 17 0 0 2 16 0 6.94
Perego, Andre* SUI DC 99(10) 30 5 0 0 13 15 2 7.16
Briand, Erwan* BEL ST 106 (2) 71 21 0 0 12 13 0 7.40
Lopez, Miguel* ARG MR 99 (7) 13 26 0 0 3 15 1 6.94
Kaminski, Lukasz* POL GK 102 (0) 0 0 166 31 0 1 0 6.78
Bife BRA MC 91(10) 13 14 0 0 3 9 0 7.06
The Club Awards
Club History
Code:
|---------|----------|----------|------------------|--------------|--------------------|
| Season | Division | Position | Cups | Europe | Comments |
|---------|----------|----------|------------------|--------------|--------------------|
| 2012/13 | 2DB3 | 6th | NA | NA | None |
| 2013/14 | 2DB3 | 4th | SC 2nd Round | NA | Lost in Playoffs |
| 2014/15 | 2DB3 | 2nd | SC 2nd Round | NA | Promoted |
| 2015/16 | LA | 10th | SC 2nd Round | NA | None |
| 2016/17 | LA | 7th | SC 4th Round | NA | None |
| 2017/18 | LA | 3rd | SC 2nd Round | NA | Lost in Playoffs |
| 2018/19 | LA | 1st | SC 3rd Round | NA | Champions |
| 2019/20 | BBVA | 19th | SC 4th Round | NA | Relegated |
| 2020/21 | LA | 1st | SC 3rd Round | NA | Champions |
| 2021/22 | BBVA | 5th | SC 4th Round | NA | Qual Europa League |
| 2022/23 | BBVA | 11th | SC 4th Round | 2nd KO Round | None |
|---------|----------|----------|------------------|--------------|--------------------|
Parla vs Madrid

The Future
In Brief
Predicted: 15th
My League Aim: Europe Qualification
Expectations: Avoid Relegation
Transfer Budget: €14.05M
Wage Budget: €275k
Wages at 01.07.2: €238,142
Future Signings: Domingos (MC,Sao Paulo,€1M), Mikhail Lapin (ST,Spartak Moscow,€3M), Mehmet Hasan Comaktekin (DR,Besiktas,€1.7M), Jacques Nangis (ML,Monaco,€1.9M), Dario Zaragoza (GK,KV Mechelen,Free)
So I have spent €7.6M for players already, some won't be joining for 6 or 12 months, but all of them are possibles to fill slight holes in my squad, once I sign them I should be 3 deep in all positions with players good enough for this division, and have a good size U19s side as well. Next target for me is to find some more Under 17s who can possibly jump straight in and help out as well. Radebe also left for €8M as the chairman accepted a deal, am quite happy with the amount we received as we have adequate replacements and he wanted to leave, even better is that it is a non-Spanish club so I shouldn't have to face him.
Teams Relegated: Cartagena, Las Palmas, Leganes
Teams Promoted: Osasuna, Malaga, Celta
My Aims for 2023/24
1) Get back to Europe
2) Concede Less Goals (<68)
3) Get past Cup 4th Round
Well I was actually incorrect previously, the first season of Parla was 1973/74, that means that I am now coming into the 50th season of the club, so fingers crossed I can do something to help celebrate the club's anniversary. As for myself, I only have one season left on my contract right now and it is unlikely to be lengthened after that last season so I need a good showing in this season to guarantee my future, my 500th game in charge is also coming in this season. The club also offered me a new contract extending out to 2026 which will make a huge difference as I don't need to worry about that situation anymore.
Wow, that update really got out of hand, if you have read this far thanks for sticking through.
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