Manchester City would like to confirm the sale of the club to kevv2204 due to sheik Mansour binmanhead returning to his native dubai to build ridiculessly expensive hotels that noone will visit, his latest venture being the "sheiks jewel" a 100 storey hotel in the shape of his penis.
The following has been released by kev220: I would personally like to thank sheik mancow elephantsheed along with everyother rich business man oligarch toff yank for removing footballs foundations as the working mans gameme and placing it in a corporate hospitality box i would especially like to thank the fa for whoring football around the world worse than a wnnabe wag in a nightclub. I would like to state that max i mean rafa benitez can continue in his role as manager and chief head baffler i look forward to many weird press interviews and random rants from him and his gay beard.

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